Tianpeng looked at the eager eyes of the little demons, and was very puzzled, isn't it just to eat, do you need such a big group to stare at me? The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info canopy sniffed the meat and swallowed saliva, and his stomach also barked, which was very compatible with the canopy.

"Invite the king to dine. The little demons said in unison.

Tianpeng looked at the eyes of the little demons, and always felt that something was wrong! Did they want to use poison to murder me? Tianpeng quickly vetoed it, and the little demons respected themselves like gods, and it was too late to love themselves, so how could they come to murder themselves? Tianpeng blamed himself for being a villain, and glanced at everyone with sorry eyes.

Tianpeng took a large plate of meat, which was full of fragrance, and Tianpeng was a little impatient, but in order to maintain his image, he had to open the lid like a gentleman.

It's so ****** fragrant!, Tianpeng sighed in his heart. To hell with the shit figure, I'll talk about everything later, let me solve this delicious food in front of me first.

Horse meat? Well, delicious, tender meat.

Huh, rat meat, well, delicious, tender meat.

That's right, it's mule meat, it's delicious, it's so tender.

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"You see, the king eats so deliciously. The little demons said excitedly.

"Look, the king is eating my meat, and it's delicious. ”

", it's my meat!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously my meat!"

"Cut, it's my meat, my butt is the most tender. ”

Soon, the arguments of the little demons were about to explode into a pot of porridge, and they all rushed to say that their meat was delicious.

Tianpeng is intoxicated with the delicacy of all kinds of different meats, the world's best taste! Tianpeng sighed, after living for so long, this time the meat is the most delicious and delicious.

"Huh, what are you arguing about?" Tianpeng watched the little demons under him blow up into a pot of porridge, Tianpeng felt inexplicable, could it be that they also wanted to eat?

"King, how is the horse meat?" the horse demon asked expectantly, his eyes full of excitement.

"Well, it's delicious, it's so tender. Canopy replied.

The horse demon showed a relieved and happy smile, proudly showing it in front of everyone. "Look, it's all said that my flesh is tender. ”

Cut, the little demons are full of disdain, and they look like whoever says that your meat is delicious.

"King, is the cooked meat delicious?" said the rat demon impatiently.

"Well, it's delicious, it's so tender. Tian Peng said.

The rat demon jumped up and down everywhere to show himself, alike, look, look, all said that my meat was delicious. The little demons are very unhappy.

"King, King, how about donkey meat, it's the most tender part of my buttocks. The donkey demon opened its mouth and said with bared teeth.

"Well, it's delicious, it's so tender. Tian Peng said. Then I felt that something was wrong.,Ass?What the hell?,Could it be.。。。

"Where's the meat?" asked Tianpeng, the meat in his mouth so unpalatable that it was a precursor to nausea. Is it the butt that eats yourself?

"Back to the king, it's the most tender meat in my buttocks, and I specially cut it to honor the king. The donkey demon said.

Poof, Tianpeng immediately spit out when he heard this, and thousands of grass and mud horses roared overhead in an instant.

"Is the meat on the plate all the meat on the buttocks?" asked Tianpeng, completely speechless as he looked at the meat on the plate.

"King, there's the meat of my ass. ”

"King, there's the meat of my ass. ”

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Tianpeng looked at everyone excitedly talking about the origin of the meat, and began to vomit wildly, almost vomiting out the intestines. Nima, this is the meat of the ass!!) Tianpeng complained weakly. When I think of the belly-bellied appearance of the little demons, I want to vomit again.

"What's wrong with the king?" asked a little demon curiously.

"Yes, what's wrong with the king, is it said that the butt meat is not delicious?" immediately stepped forward to pick up the meat and try it.

"Wow, it's delicious. ”

"Yes, I'll taste it too. ”

Tianpeng watched the little demons go to eat, and suddenly wanted to kill the little demons, at least, he didn't want to be their king again. How disgusting it is, how strange it is.

"King, taste it, it's delicious. ”

Tianpeng looked at the meat in front of him, oh no, it was the little demon in front of him, and he fainted completely.

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Canopy looked at the reflection of the lake, and the hideous reflection in the lake was very desperate. Tianpeng has decided, no longer live! What's the meaning of living, just like this, how dare you go to see Fairy Chang'e, how dare you go to see Miss Gao, and don't scare her to death.

I was thinking about living a bad life, but those little demons are not worry-free material, so let's get one out today and one tomorrow. If you don't make yourself disgusted, you'll be teased to death, how can you live.

Tian Peng made a decision, the last decision! I hope that this time I can change back to my original appearance, what a spirit the canopy was at that time, what a jade tree in the wind, the first beautiful man in heaven. Well, the canopy is full of longing and anticipation. I opened my eyes very carefully, and the reflection in the lake was still a pig's head.

Tian Peng smiled, smiling desperately. With a plop, he jumped into the lake without hesitation.

Tianpeng is in a dream, a dream of a beautiful man, surrounded by beautiful women in the dream, and the glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine is not chic. It was Chang'e and Miss Gao who called themselves husbands, and raised a large group of beauties to dance and have fun. Raise a glass to invite the bright moon, ask the wine for the Spring Festival, who dares to bear, the beautiful scenery.

"Mother, there's a big fat pig here. A small carp exclaimed in surprise.

"Huh, where did this fat pig come from, how did he die here? The female carp thought curiously, very puzzled. I stabbed the fat pig in front of me in the past, soft and body temperature. I sniffed it in front of the pig's mouth again, and there was still breath, and it didn't seem to be dead.

Now the female carp is furious, you dare to die at the door of my house, see that the old lady doesn't clean you up.

"Hey!" cried out the female carp, "Wake up the old lady, don't die in my house." ”

The female carp shouted for a long time and didn't wake up the fat pig in front of her, and she couldn't wake up when she poked the fat pig, so she was very helpless. How can there be such a shameless person, who wants to die and not die far away, but died at my doorstep.

"Mother, let me try. The little carp said.

The mother carp looked at the little carp and said, "Silly child, there is no way for my mother and mother, how can you do it?"

"Let me try. The little carp insisted.

"Do you have the strength of your mother?"

"Nope. ”

"Are your teeth sharp and sharp?"

"Nope. ”

"Then stay there obediently. ”

"Mother, will it not be long before this fat pig dies in our house. The little carp said worriedly.

The female carp shook her head, indicating that she could not help it. The little carp swam towards the fat pig's mouth without hesitation.