21 Great King's Meal
Since I stayed in the Yunzhan Cave, the days of the canopy have been very comfortable. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info eat, drink and Lazar, and the little demons are all wrapped. Tianpeng lives such a leisurely and comfortable life, his body is getting better every day, and his meat is desperately rising. Tianpeng looked at himself in the mirror, with a pig's head and a human body, very melancholy. Coupled with the crazy rise of a large lump of meat and a large lump of meat, the canopy is about to collapse. If this trend continues, one day it will fall to the day when it will be slaughtered by others.
As a result, the canopy began to lose weight.
"King, today's is braised rabbit. The little demon said happily. It's an honor to serve yourself as a king, and since the new king came to succeed him, he hasn't been bullied by the monsters of other caves. As long as the name of the king is reported, other demons will give way, and he said very gentlemanly: "You please first." ”
What a great honor this is, going out to have face is a doubly glorious thing, so the little demons love their king even more.
Tianpeng looked at the braised rabbit, swallowed his saliva, and still held back. "Take it down and share it with the brethren. Tianpeng looked at the braised rabbit meat and said reluctantly, trying not to look at it or think about it. In order to lose weight, everything has to be extra careful, halal, well, halal!
"What's wrong with you, King?" the little demon asked with concern. If the king is good, he is good, and conversely, if the king is not good, he is not good. All the glory and disgrace are shared because of the king, so the king can't have anything, he must not have anything!
"It's not uncomfortable, it's just that I'm tired of eating it. Tian Peng said with a regurgitating motion.
When the little demon heard this, he thought for a while and immediately retreated.
After the little demon left, Tianpeng swallowed his saliva with difficulty. What a delicious rabbit meat, how can you give it up! The smell of rabbit meat still floats in the air. Tianpeng patted his stomach helplessly, and exhaled meaningfully, it was too ****** sad.
"Huh, didn't this rabbit meat be served to the king, why did you bring it out again?" said a group of little demons as they watched the rabbit meat flow.
I saw that the little demon who served the plate pulled up the hind leg of a rabbit and bit it, eating it with relish. His actions were immediately opposed by the other demons.
"This is for the king, how can you be good at asserting. A little demon asked, pulling up the little demon who was eating rabbit meat.
"Tell me, everyone, how does the king treat us?" the little demon asked, and the little demons next to him immediately blew up, "Okay, great." Better than your own parents. "The little demons are all like chicken blood, and they are all counting the benefits of the king.
"But this guy has no king, what should I do?"
"Kill him. The little demons showed their hideous faces, staring at the guy who ate rabbit meat.
The guy who ate the rabbit meat felt bad at this time, and he caused the anger of the crowd. In other words, the king didn't eat me before he ate it, where is the disrespect to the king? The little demon felt wronged, and the little demon was about to cry.
was very angry, and hurriedly let go of the little demon who was pulling his clothes, and said loudly: "This rabbit meat, the king is tired of eating it." The king said to give it to everyone to eat, if you don't eat it, forget it, and kill me, it's too ****** and unkind, if only I knew that I would hide and eat by myself. ”
As soon as he finished saying that the rabbit meat was eaten by the king, he immediately pulled out the rabbit meat and ate it with a quick reaction.
The little demon watched everyone go to grab meat, and then he relieved his heart. Pick up your left hand and stuff it into your mouth, and hold the grass! The little demon's hand hurts, huh, my rabbit leg is gone. The little demon looked at his companions and let out a helpless sigh, these godsends.
Soon, the braised rabbit was divided up. After eating, I licked my tongue with all my heart, how delicious it was! How could the king get tired of eating? If it were me, I would definitely never get tired of eating it for the rest of my life.
"Then it's finished eating, but the king hasn't eaten yet, let's find a way. The little demon suggested.
"What kind of meat is delicious?"
"Tender, tender and delicious. "A little demon proposed.
"Well, yes, it's the tender meat that tastes good. It's tender and delicious!"
"But where are you going to find it?" the little demons were in trouble.
"The butt is tender!" a little demon suggested.
"Huh? Just butt meat. The little demons agreed.
"Cut mine, my ass is tender. The mule demon stood up and said very righteously. What an honor it should be for the king to eat his own meat, besides, it's just an ass, it's harmless, and the meat will grow back after a good rest. Well, that's it.
"Why eat your ass? The horse demon stood up and said. "My flesh is more tender than yours, and it's delicious, so cut my ass. The horse demon should not let it go, in other words, how can such a good thing be occupied by the mule demon. After letting him occupy it, he won't have to show off every day and ridicule himself.
"Alright, you all don't fight. The rat demon stepped forward and shouted. How could such a good opportunity be taken away by other demons this time! In the past, I always mocked myself in front of everyone, saying that I would only make holes with two fangs, and I would only run away when I fought, and I would scold myself for being a thief.
"What kind of meat is as tender as mine, or my good. The rat demon shouted at his throat.
"Cut, you're worthy of it. Soon a demon stood up and despised him.
The little demons are all in a mess, they are all saying that they want to eat their own meat, and their own meat is the best, most tender and delicious.
I don't know who suggested that since everyone is so active, everyone should cut a little meat on their buttocks, and let's honor the king together.
Everyone agreed to agree to the controversy to no avail, which is also a good way. The little demons took out their knives one after another and took off their pants. You help me cut, I'll cut for you. The little demons were united, rejoicing, and felt like they had done something big. Each demon smiled happily and gloriously. Some demons also showed a shy smile, is the king also kissing me?
Tianpeng is very distressed, he is too ugly, just such a pig's head, it is enough for him to lock himself up and face the wall and not want to go out. It's not wrong to be ugly, it's your fault to go out to meet people. Tianpeng is such a mentality, very inferior, inferiority mixed with distress.
The canopy looked up to the sky and sighed, what should I do?
"Your Majesty, it's time to eat. The little demon brought another big pot of meat and said with a smile, and at the same time, the corners of his mouth showed a smug and glorious smile. This time, all the demons gathered, and they all watched the king eat it.
"Didn't I say I wouldn't eat it?" Tianpeng said unconcernedly, he was already so ugly, should he continue to be ugly?
"King, this is everyone's intention, let's eat a little. ”
All the little goblins nodded diligently.