Chapter Eighty-Seven: Alternative Competition

As soon as he got up, he was immediately slapped by Zhou Qingqing again, and he was slapped a total of ten times. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Zhou Qingqing said coldly: "I said, what you do to the thrush, I will add ten times to you." ”

Han Zhen rubbed his red and hot face, and said unconvinced: "Then if I kiss the thrush, Master, you can kiss me ten times if you don't try, in this case, I can really make enough money." ”

Zhou Qingqing leaned closer to him, and glanced at her lightly, such a look seemed to make him feel even more nervous and afraid, he hurriedly stuck behind Chen Min, and glanced at Zhou Qingqing from time to time, but did not dare to look directly at her.

Han Zhen was about to run away when he saw the opportunity, and was pulled back by the thrush.

This time, the thrush followed Zhou Qingqing's example, opened a bow left and right on Han Zhen's face, and slapped more than a dozen times in a row. Although she had already used a lot of strength, her hand strength was much weaker than Zhou Qingqing's, Han Zhen only felt a little pain, pretending to grit her teeth and begging for mercy: "Little sister thrush, I have convinced you, the palm power is too great, it can almost beat people to death." ”

The thrush finally stopped and pushed Zhichun over.

Zhichun grabbed Han Zhen in his arms and kissed him on the head, Han Zhen's face was pressed against her fat mouth, which was a little wet at this time, and he wanted to push her but found it difficult.

After Zhichun kissed Han Zhen, Han Zhen hurriedly wiped his face with his sleeve, comforting himself in his heart, this young master just let the dog lick his face, it doesn't matter.

When the thrush approached, he coldly pricked Han Zhen with a needle, and blamed: "Little brute, you still seem to be reluctant to kiss you, what are you?" Take the initiative to know the spring one, be happy and affectionate. ”

Han Zhen looked back at her, and through the hatred for her in his eyes, he thought in his heart that this kind of dog-fighting thing was the most hateful.

The thrush stepped forward and pulled his ear and forced him again: "Didn't you hear what I said just now? I want to tell you that Miss Ben's needles are all poisoned, and there are times when you are in pain." ”

Han Zhen dodged backwards, very embarrassed, and the thrush chased after him closely, and a needle pierced his neck, although it only pierced the tip of a needle, but this place was more painful.

Han Zhen pushed her away, hid behind Chen Min, and simply hugged Chen Min and didn't let go.

The thrush did not give in, and had no intention of stopping, and quickly pursued him, and pulled out a few more thin needles from his body to approach him.

Han Zhen circled around Chen Min, and the thrush followed him in circles to catch up.

Chen Min wanted to intercede for Han Zhen several times, but was stopped by Zhou Qingqing's eyes.

Zhou Qingqing said loudly: "Han Zhen, come here, the thrush really shouldn't bully you like this, it's better to do this." You compete with her in swordsmanship, and as long as you defeat her, you can bully her in the future. ”

She handed over the two swords to Han Zhen and Thrush, Han Zhen was happy in her heart, this may be an opportunity, she has been learning swords with Zhou Qingqing for a while, although she doesn't care much, but she thinks that she has no problem dealing with this little girl.

He was about to take out the sword first, but the thrush danced the sword by herself, her sword flower flashed, the strength was extraordinary, and she knew that the swordsmanship already had a certain degree of fire at a glance.

And Han Zhen's current swordsmanship is not even an entry.

If you kill her hard, it will be too faceless to be defeated by her, and it seems that this matter has to be solved by a shortcut.

"Choking" Han Zhen threw the sword on the ground and said: "Forget it, don't compare, it's very boring to compare swords, everyone originally learned swords, and they came to compare swords, this is obviously playing tricks on each other, you and I are holding each other's stinky feet, it's boring." It's better than our fists and feet. ”

Thrush raised his sword above the height of his eyebrows, and sneered: "Hehe, you are afraid, it doesn't matter, as long as you kneel down and kowtow to me three times, Miss Ben will consider sparing you." ”

Han Zhen also looked at her with a contemptuous look and said, "Thrush, you are only afraid that it is useless except to use a sword, this is called a slut using a sword, which complements each other." ”

The thrush was unconvinced: "Okay, you little brute, let's say, I'll accompany you more than any sister." ”

Han Zhen pretended to be old, coughed a few more times and said: "Little girl, don't talk nonsense, at your age, I think you have just been weaned, and you will be a granddaughter for me, and you can be a great-granddaughter." Even if you call me Dad, you'll lose your life. ”

The thrush also threw the sword aside angrily, and said closer to him: "How can you talk to your grandmother, good grandson, let's talk about it quickly, see grandma, I can't kill you." ”

Han Zhen smiled and said: "It's not an exaggeration for you to call yourself grandma, you see that you look so old, sixteen years old looks like sixty years old, I really don't know how you grew up, whether you eat too many hormones, or where you go to eat gutter oil at night and drink too much." ”

Seeing that he couldn't talk about him, Thrush held back his anger, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about good grandson, what is it, shouldn't we start." ”

Han Zhen thought that the only thing he could beat her now was her size, and looking at her petite appearance, he finally thought of a way to deal with her.

"Well, let's compare who is more resilient to pressure. This game is like this, I lie on the ground and don't move, and you fall down and fall on me, see if I can stand it. In the same way, if I am not stoned to death by you, you will lie on the ground and do not move, and I will hit you to see if you can withstand this blow. Han Zhen proudly introduced the method of the game.

The thrush replied directly: "Okay, you lie down for grandma obediently, let me smash you first." ”

Han Zhen wanted to be foolproof, thinking that it would not be good if she wanted to smash herself first, or it would be better for me to smash her first, and it would be strange if she didn't smash her and vomit blood at 90 degrees haha.

"There must be a fair way to decide who will smash who first, otherwise no matter which of us wins, we will have a handle to win. Han Zhen pretended to be serious.

As soon as the thrush wanted to ask, Han Zhen immediately replied: "That's it, let's guess a question, who guessed correctly first." Listen, the question is: what does an elephant's left ear look like?"

Without hesitation, the thrush replied, "This is also called a problem, the left ear of the elephant looks a little like a pig's ear." ”

Han Zhen was secretly proud, this kind of modern people's cleverness is really easy for an ancient.

He straightened his clothes, pretended to be very smart and accomplished, and said: "Thrush, although you look like a dog, your brain is as stupid as a pig, and the characteristics of pigs and dogs are vividly displayed in you. The elephant's left ear certainly looks like his right ear. If you lose, I'll come first, lie down, and see if I can't kill you. ”

The thrush wanted to say something, but Han Zhen took the lead and said: "It seems that you are not good at learning and afraid that I will be stoned to death by me, so it's okay, hurry up and admit defeat." ”

Thrush was not convinced, he looked down on Han Zhen from the bottom of his bones, where would he lose to him in face, and quickly lay on the ground, dantian luck played a protective role, waiting for Han Zhen to smash down.

Han Zhenhao was not polite, looked at the thrush and said: "You are such an ugly woman, it's not a pity to die, but it's no wonder that others, don't you want to die and I won't let you die." If there is anything else to say before dying, if there is, quickly explain. By the way, there is a question that must be asked to you clearly, whether the coffin will be made of jujube wood or pine after you die, alas, look at my redundant question, plywood is the most suitable for your identity. ”

Thrush listened to his nonsense, and the anger in his heart burned up, and he wanted to fight back in anger, but just as he was about to speak, as soon as the dantian's breath was relaxed, Han Zhen jumped up and slammed into her.

Just now, Han Zhen saw that she was calm and calm, as if she was using internal force, so he deliberately spoke to provoke her and make her dantian qi leak out.

He took this opportunity to smash on the thrush, the thrush was smashed, especially the upper body was serious, and the ribs seemed to be broken, but she was very stubborn and endured without shouting.

Han Zhen knew that this blow was too heavy, and it was also a momentary anger just now, and he felt a little guilty in his heart. On the one hand, he was afraid that Zhou Qingqing and the others would blame themselves when they saw that the thrush was smashed so badly, so he secretly watched the thrush's actions, and thought of a way to deal with the embarrassment.

"Senior sister Thrush, you are really good at kung fu, you were smashed by me, and you didn't suffer any injuries, you really admire and admire. Han Zhen praised loudly.

Seeing that the thrush was still up, Han Zhen glanced at Zhou Qingqing, and her heart was even more nervous, she said that she would pay back ten times to herself if she treated the thrush, for example, this time the three ribs of the thrush were broken, and Zhou Qingqing had to remove all her ribs one by one.

Looking at the thrush is very face-saving, she seems to be very conceited, and she doesn't want to admit that she is hurt, so she has to be praised and encouraged more.

"Senior Sister Thrush, I said a long time ago, with my superficial kung fu, I can't hurt you at all, look at you now, not only do you have nothing at all, but also lie on the ground and sleep leisurely, are you the legendary Golden Bell Jar Kung Fu. Han Zhen kept talking.

The thrush didn't speak, and she couldn't move on the ground because of her injury, Zhou Qingqing asked her about her injury, and she finally replied: "Senior sister, I don't have any problems at all, how can this little thief hurt me, I ...... Just a little sleepy and want to lie on the ground for a while. ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but snicker in her heart, this little girl, her personality has made me feel through, and she really wants to die to save face, she said this, Young Master Ben is not implicated at all, this is because you are sleepy and want to lie on the ground to sleep, and you have nothing to do with me.

Zhou Qingqing went over and gently lifted the thrush up and touched her, this time she finally couldn't bear the pain anymore, and shouted "ah".

"You've got broken ribs and misaligned arms, this bastard is ruthless. Zhou Qingqing said while straightening her arm.

Who knew that the thrush said: "No, senior sister, it wasn't him who smashed it, I broke it myself before." ”