Chapter 305: Little Earth Immortal

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She was defeated by Sanada Yukimura, and Sanada was defeated by Miyamoto Musashi. The logic is very simple, and she also knows very well that she is definitely not the opponent of the Fusang swordsman who stands to the end.

Miyamoto watched Sanada's back go away, and then he turned his head to face Red Sleeves and Aya, shook his head and sighed lightly, "This guy will always be a one-eyer, and his mind lacks a little bit of life." His spear skills are invincible on horses, and if he unleashes the power of the galaxy just now in the chaos of the army, it can be described as a super group attack and a big killer.

It's just that in this world, no matter how difficult it is to have a group of cold weapons to fight, in the face of tanks and artillery, he still finishes playing. This is an era when technology crushes martial arts, and the exercises he has cultivated throughout his life are not as good as a civilian finger that pulls the muzzle trigger......"

"What about you, is there a way to fight the heat weapon?" Red Sleeves chatted with him, and secretly leaned behind his waist in his left hand, groping for a reserve of teleportation matches.

"Of course," Miyamoto Musashi pursed his lips and blew the hair on his forehead, "My kendo is invincible alone." When encountering ordinary modern firearms, you can also behead them with your hands. If you encounter long-range artillery locks, there is no other way but to run. Run where there are more people - try to get the other person to throw a rat trap. ”

β€œ...... It's not too upright, isn't it, a generation of swordsmen taking civilians as hostages?" Red Sleeves quietly pinched the match he touched in his hand.

"Don't put a top hat on me, I'm a civilian too. Miyamoto grinned, crossed his eyes, made an expression of "what can you do with me", and said with a shy face, "Life is like the first bloom of a branch, and it is better to survive under the shadow of the rolling leaves than to reflect the deadly light of the morning sun - how is this haiku written? I improvised it, without a draft!"

I didn't expect Jian Hao's personality to be so jumpy, even against Du Yuan, it was nothing more than that. Red Sleeves couldn't help but laugh out loud when he thought of Adu. "It's not bad, but we're busy, let's go first. She rubbed her left hand on her waist and struck a match.

Red Sleeves' plan is very simple - never run into a strong enemy, go home first if there is danger, and teleport over again with a different coordinate.

The pre-set match was returned to Danyuan. Now that the mission is not completed, it can be used to save your life.

Surprisingly, Miyamoto Musashi found a crumpled cigarette out of nowhere and stuck it in the corner of his mouth at random. "That's right, borrow a fireβ€”"

He made a move, and before Red Sleeves could react, the teleportation match had changed hands.

Miyamoto Musashi took a sharp sip at the fire, lit a cigarette, and pungent green mist erupted from his nostrils. Then he twisted his fingers and decisively extinguished the match that had not yet burned out......

"Uh...... A cigarette after the war, happy as a fairy-" Da Jianhao smoked an inferior handmade cigarette roll, didn't even have a filter, stretched a long lazy waist, and his expression was very satisfied.

The rune engraved on the matchstick does not burn out, so it will not cause the corresponding teleportation effect.

Redsleeves and Aya were dumbfounded...... What the hell is this guy doing?

The first time I encountered this situation, no one had an idea for a while.

Seeing the expressions of the two of them, Miyamoto was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I'm addicted to smoking, and I've been holding it for too long." He threw half of the match stalk in his hand in the dry grass at will, and he was not at ease, so he crushed it with his toes again, and his mouth was verbose, "Dry in winter, be careful of fire prevention." ”

Seeing him so violent, Red Sleeves was a little distressed. Every teleportation match is a life-saving weapon and is precious. If it weren't for the fact that the talisman maker Aya was by her side now, she would have wanted to scratch Miyamoto to death.

"So, we're your prisoners of war now, where do you want to take us?" she probed.

"Uh-a-ahem!ahem!ahem!" Miyamoto Musashi didn't take a breath, choking on the smoke. "What prisoner of war? Why am I taking you away?" he scratched his hair, "Oh - you think I'm here to kidnap you......, just like them?"

Jian Hao smiled very happily, blooming twelve points of unscrupulousness.

After a while, he finally put away his laughter, took two more puffs, threw the cigarette butt, and twisted it out again with his toes. "You're thinking too much. I don't know what they want, the previous gangsters were all gangsters, and they usually only dealt with loan sharks.

They sent out the helmsmen of the two major gangs to come together, obviously you owe a lot of money, a lot of ...... How many exactly?"

"!" "Grandma, I just arrived in Wadao, and I came with a credit card, and I am a casual traveler." Have you ever heard of the 'Celestial Dynasty Aunt Rush Buying Group'? Hey, where are the toilet seats sold, hurry up and introduce them - your economy is sluggish, we can help create a little GDP!"

These words were arrogant and dry, and they had the demeanor of a benefactor and a golden master, which shocked Miyamoto. β€œ...... Okay, what a 'Celestial Empire aunt rush buying group'...... You two, haha, which one is Obasan exactly?"

Listening to their interesting dialogue, Aya completely relaxed, and couldn't help but laugh out loud behind Red Sleeves.

Miyamoto Musashi continued to analyze, "If you don't owe it to the underworld, then you must be guilty of the white society." The amateur haiku poet indulged in the vocabulary he had coined, "As far as I can tell, Sanada Yukimura has committed himself to the public at the call of the great god. It is not clear which organization exactly...... However, it should be a big deal to let him personally go out and catch you back. Anywayβ€”" he slapped his thigh, "you've offended people." ”

Red Sleeves dismissed, "It sounds like the head is the way, but it's actually the same as not saying it, and this conclusion can be seen by anyone with long eyes." I said, if you don't want to kidnap us, we're going to have to go first......"

After saying that, he pulled Aya, turned around and walked away.

Miyamoto Musashi stammered behind them, "This, this...... Is the Celestial Empire too indulgent to women? This stinky temper, tsk, has no rules at all. Thank you for saving my life, good fellow, and leave without saying a word......

A soft whisper was blown away by the howling cold wind, and no one answered in the red bamboo forest.

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In the deep valleys of the rivers and mountains, the Hundred Ghost Iron Palace, where the wine-swallowing boy is hiding, has exploded.

Du Yuan and Chun Yufan relied on Wu Daozi to guide them and killed them side by side......

The palace was all made of black iron, and most of the parts were connected to each other, not like cast, but more like they were chiseled and polished on a single piece of black iron.

There is no verandah between the front and back halls, so you can't see a little bit of the sky. It is dark and sneaky, lit only by sparse white lanterns.

said that he "killed" it, but he didn't see half a ghost along the way.

The brothers were not disappointed, but rejoiced.

This palace is known as the palace of a hundred ghosts, and it must be similar to the tiger's den in Longtan, if it is surrounded, I am afraid that it will not be able to get out. Just a drunken boy is enough to drink a pot, don't jump out of other big demons halfway......

After seven turns and eight turns, the front suddenly brightened, and he had come to the side hall where Wu Daozi said - the wine swallowing boy was recuperating from his injuries.

The black iron door was carved with intricate patterns and closed tightly. Only a relief beast in the center has a knocker on the door, facing the two of them.

Du Yuan stepped forward and tentatively probed with his hands, but he didn't find any mechanism, but he just couldn't push it away. "It's broken, it's another security door. ”

Chun Yufan didn't squeak, stared at the black iron beast's head for a while, and suddenly said, "Do you also have a question to ask?"

These words came abruptly, Du Yuan didn't know what he meant, and he was a little confused.

Suddenly, the black metal beast head grinned, although it was silent, but it was indeed a laugh!

Du Yuan shuddered, reflexively crossed the back, and put on a fighting posture.

The beast's head was originally in a state of closed eyes, but now it opened its eyes, and said in his mouth: "Yo Xi, you guessed it right - I have only one question in this level, and you can enter it if you answer it correctly." ”

The Great Meow Heavenly Master stood still, "Please speak." ”

"Excuse me, is money the root of all evil?" the beast's voice was not fierce, but a little gentle and polite.

The two brothers glanced at each other, and Du Yuan waved his hand again and again, "This issue is not in my domain. You'd better answer it yourself......"

Chun Yufan's brows furrowed, his mind turned sharply, and he replied slowly, "No." ”

"Why?"

"That's the second question......"

No, if there is not enough argument to back it up, your answer will be considered wrong. ”

"Okay......" Chun Yufan straightened his back and said eloquently, "First of all, not all sins are related to money, such as sexual crimes, and murderous intentions due to jealousy.

Second, the evil that money breeds does not come from itself, but from human greed. Before the concept of money appeared in society, sin had long followed the development of human beings. Primitive people didn't know what money was, but they could still kill each other for a bone.

Finally, I would like to say that money is no different from kitchen knives, both are ordinary tools of life, but they can be used to commit crimes at any time. At the root of it, the dark side of human nature is the root of all evil. ”

These words are well-founded and resounding. The idea is not difficult, but it is better to be quick.

Du Yuan couldn't help but slap his face a few times, and turned his face to look at the beast's head againβ€”but it was silent.

Chun Yufan stood with his head held high, and did not urge, and the time passed minute by minute......

Finally, the head of the beast sighed, "Alasβ€”Heaven has mercy, and at last a man of understanding has been sent...... I'm also here today!"

Before the words fell, the black iron door fluctuated with mana, flowing along the entangled patterns, and finally all converged in the middle, the black iron beast's head bloomed with dazzling silver light, pieces of rust peeled off, and suddenly the door knocker shattered, and the beast's head shrank and jumped out of the doorβ€”

This leap directly hit Chun Yufan's chest, and the big meow heavenly master was startled, and subconsciously reached out to hug it!

The little beast was very light, weighing only seven or eight pounds.

At first, I thought it was a tiger and leopard shape, but now when I look at it, it turns out to be a kitten.

The cat was crouched in Chun Yufan's arms, covered in short white fur and scattered with a few orange spots on its back. It stretched out a fat paw, pressed it on the puzzler's heart, and its white beard moved, and it said, "Listen to the accent, not like a local?"

The words are very intriguing, mixed in this strange scene, quite joyful.

"Uh...... Yes, we are both from the Celestial Empire. Chun Yufan subconsciously replied in astonishment.

"Wow, foreigner!" the cat looked a little excited when he first came out of the cage. "Engong, what's your name? I've been sealed here for decades, you're the first guy who can give me back my freedom, I'll make you rich!"

Without waiting for Chun Yufan to answer, Du Yuan smiled first, "It's fate, he has a fate with you - because his nickname is Da Meow!"

Du Yuan knew very well that the name of "Big Meow Heavenly Master" was given to Chun Yufan by the people of Yilan, because his "One Leaf Lonely Cloud" body style has always been silent, similar to a haunting cat.

The little chubby cat meowed, and narrowed its big eyes, "Excellent! Then he jumped up, lightly landed on the shoulder of the big meow, circled the back of his neck, hooked his chin with his long tail, and rested his head on his cheek at the other end, rubbing and rubbing affectionately.

"My name is Yutami, and I'm my sister. Originally, they were the fortune messengers stationed in Fuso, and the little earth immortals who brought good luck to the people. It's a pity that I met the big demon and swallowed it, and I was caught and trapped here, and became his personal gatekeeper. Hey, hey, over the years, I don't know what has become like outside, I guess without me, the people must be more and more difficult......"

It's a wonderful statement, but it's convincing.

"Really!" Du Yuan's eyes widened, and he leaned over to take a closer look at the little fat cat, "Wow, beckoning cat, you must be the legendary beckoning cat!" In the past few decades, Fusang's economy has indeed been worse day by day, striding on the road of decline...... Does it have something to do with you being sealed?"

The cat stretched out its little white paw and slapped Adu's face away, only intimacy with Big Meow, "There are also some little gods and fairies who are also guarding Fusang, but they all operate around the core power." Without me, it would be difficult for ordinary people to get rich, that's for sure. ”

Adu covered his face and said, "Hehe, although our brothers are not Fusang people, they are new to Guibaodi, and they don't mind making a little fortune by the way." Please take care of it!"