Chapter 306: Seeing Each Other Naked
Chun Yufan thought of the painting saint in the front hall of the Iron Palace, and looked at the beckoning cat in front of him, and the fox asked, "What kind of secret method did that wine swallow use to detain these many sages here?
The little fat cat lay on his shoulder, bit his ear and said, "It's not all about wine, he's only responsible for collecting strangers from all over the world." The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info sealed ours is the Great Tengu Demon Venerable. You may not have heard of this guy, he overwhelmed the nine-tailed fox and the wine-swallowing boy, and ranked first among the Fusang demons. Purpose...... I don't know, it's a terrible bad monster. β
Du Yuan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, "Monsters are still good and bad, aren't they all bad?"
The little fat cat pouted, "Of course, you know what." Demons and monsters are only differences in form, and there are no innate attributes of good and evil. It is the inner soul that determines good or bad.
I was just a little demon in the market before, and I was transformed by a noble lady in my previous life, and I did a lot of good deeds and accumulated virtues, so I was canonized as a little earth fairy by the great god. It is said that the godhead is limited, and even the positions of the nine-rank petty officials such as the city god and the land are in short supply.
Therefore, I can only be a free scattered immortal, which is also in line with my idle style of wandering at will. β
Listening to what "she" said, Du Yuan put away his naughty heart. He has seen a few real immortals, Dan Lao and Li Jing, all of whom have amazing powers. So he arched his hand and said, "If you neglect it, the immortals will be worshiped by me! I said that I would help us get rich, and I would not regret it."
"It's easy to say," Xi Youmi meowed and waved his fat claws in a whimpering voice, "I can't fight, I'm the best at making money." However, the earth immortal is not an immortal, it belongs to the native product of the world, and we have never been there......"
Du Yuanxi couldn't help but scratch his ears and cheeks, and only heard the sentence "I'm the best at making money" in his ears, and he couldn't wait to go out and find an exchange to buy stocks.
Chun Yufan gently stroked the back of the beckoning cat's ear, and asked in a low voice, "So, now that this door is open, is there a wine swallow stationed inside?"
"Yes, there are...... What's the matter? you two want to trouble him?" said the fat cat, with a circle of short hair on the back of his neck, and snorted twice, "He's recuperating from his injuries, and this is a great opportunity." But--judging by the smell I smelled, you two weren't good enough......"
"Cultivators put the cultivation of the mind first, and only by facing difficulties can they make progress. "The Great Meow Heavenly Master is awe-inspiring.
"You have to have a life first......" Xi Youmi hesitated again and again, and told with concern, "You answered the magic puzzle correctly and broke the seal, maybe it is in the dark that it is in line with the will of heaven, and I will not stop you." Remember, it is true that the drunken boy is lustful, but his weakness does fall on the wine......"
After the instructions were completed, the little fat cat landed lightly, gently pushed the big iron door, and the single door suddenly opened silently.
The cat did not enter first, but nervously leaned against the high wall next to the door, stepped on the ground with both feet, and waved its paws inside, signaling Du Yuan and Chun Yufan to go in first......
The two brothers were also very nervous, so they turned their hearts sideways, since they came, there was no reason to retreat!
The Great Meow Heavenly Master was the first to shoot in, and brought the "One Leaf Lonely Cloud" body method to the extreme.
The hall is large and spacious, but at the same time extremely crowded.
Whether it is the ground or the tabletop, whether it is the counter or the Bogu shelf, it is full of bottles, cans, altars, buckets and barrels of different shapes. Some have been opened, and some are still intact.
Some transparent bottles, with different colors of liquid inside, are some labeled, but most of them are not labeled.
The aroma of all kinds of wine wafted in the air, filling the nostrils, and it was already mixed together, and it was impossible to distinguish between them.
Surrounded by thousands of treasured wines, there is a huge bed with uncovered ends, covered with a red hand-woven brocade, covered with cherry blossoms embroidered with gold thread, and illuminated by dazzling crystal chandeliers.
Chun Yufan pinched the rib "Echizen" borrowed from Xiao Lin Ying's assistant in his hand, and broke into the hall with a desperate posture, but saw such a scene, and there was no one around - only wine. I couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
Du Yuan followed him like a shadow, and also rushed in, stopped with a sudden brake under his feet, and exclaimed, "What a big wine cellar! Is this bed used for sleep......ing?
The Great Meow Heavenly Master pressed his left index finger against his lips and signaled not to make a sound.
Then he tiptoed forward with a knife in his right hand, gently grabbed the corner of the golden-red brocade, and slowly opened it......
Whew.
The huge tapestry slides down the knife surface, revealing the bed frame underneath!
Du Yuan's eyes widened, his feet trembled, and he almost screamed. It wasn't a bed frame at all, it was a huge dark iron bathtub.
The tank was dark, full of amber viscous slurry, and the body of a beautiful young man with a white face, completely naked, lay flat at the bottom of the bathtub, allowing the wine to obliterate the whole body......
On top of that body, only the skin of the feet and calves was eroded and mutilated, and there was a faint green glow.
That's right, it's the drunken boy!
Although his eyes are closed, the thick and black eyeliner is no different.
"Healing his wounds, ...... with wine," Du Yuan asked in a low voice.
Big Meow nodded, leaned over slowly, and stopped next to the bathtub or the wine vat. Turn the tip of the knife vertically downward, hold the handle with both hands, and insert it decisively.
The big demon didn't open his eyes, the blade went all the way unimpeded, straight into the abdominal cavity, and a black liquid like a cloud of smoke came out of the body, mixed with the wine syrup, gradually faded, and turned into a dark red tone.
"It's done!" Du Yuan was dumbfounded, he never expected it to be so easy.
Big Meow was also quite surprised, it's so simple?!
Of course, it's not that simple......
As the liquor quickly turned red, the whole bathtub suddenly began to boil like a hot kettle.
From the initial bubble rising, to the complete boiling of the pot, it only took two breaths.
The smell of blood filled the entire hall, instantly overwhelming the room full of wine.
Chun Yufan was stunned in his heart, and subconsciously pulled out the short knife and took two steps back. Through the dark red serous, you can see that the wound in the abdomen of the naked body, like the mouth of a carp, is sucking one by one.
The surface of the liquid turned over in the tank slid rapidly, and it was almost bottoming out in the blink of an eye.
I only heard a sharp and long sound of "Zi Yu", and the wound sucked up all the wine mixed with blood in the vat, and cleaned it clean.
The two pieces of flesh that were turned open were also tasted, and they were no different from the lips of an alcoholic.
The big demon sat up, his waist straight, and his eyes opened suddenly, "Yo Xi Yo Xi, Yo Xi - great!"
Chun Yufan hurriedly pulled away to look at Du Yuan, who was stupid and staring at the excitement, and both of them put on a posture of defending against the enemy.
"What are you doing? Is there a corpse!" Du Yuan was shocked.
At this moment, the handsome and demonic wine-swallowing boy had completely stood up, lightly lifted his jade legs, and stepped out from the edge of the tank.
A pair of hanging beautiful eyes stared at the uninvited guests, and the corners of their mouths hung out their signature evil smiles.
"Yay. He pointed at the big meow, "I don't know what kind of high-level magic circle you have tattoo on your back, and it actually hit this seat hard." I am worried that the progress of healing is slow, and there is no good way to prescribe the right medicine. And here you are...... Giggles!
This knife is just right, it turns out that my demon blood is mixed with wine syrup, and it can feed myself ten times. This just cures the old problem of anemia in the skin.
Well...... Look at me now, is my face much more ruddy? Next time I go out to cheat on women, I don't need to wear makeup. Wonderful, simply wonderful!"
Du Yuan regretted it in his heart, just thinking that he had just asked his righteous brother to cut off his head...... The opportunity is fleeting, and there is no return.
The big demon was not in a hurry to get dressed, so he walked leisurely among the wine jars in the hall step by step, "Come back, I have nothing else here, only countless wines." Everyone, please enjoy yourself, and you are welcome. You know, this may be your last drink in this life. β
His words were full of mockery, like a fox playing with a hare.
"There's just one thing I need to figure out right now. What is it that you have tattooed on your back? It can actually hurt my thousand-year-old Dharma body. The wine-swallowing boy said, picked it up with his bare toes, threw the brocade that had just slipped to the ground into his hand, turned it over with both hands, and showed it to the big meow.
Chun Yufan gasped, what he was most worried about still happened.
The back of the gold and red brocade had been facing the bathtub just now, and it had been dipped in blood to draw a small half-damaged pattern.
Others can't see what it is, Chun Yufan knows it very well.
When the ancestor passed on the scriptures, when the [Shangqing Dadong True Scripture] was originally tattooed on his back, he remembered clearly every stitch direction, and the pattern was roughly consistent with the remnant picture drawn by Jiu Tun in front of him.
He took a breath and said in a deep voice, "The Holy Law is bestowed, and it is desirable to be extraordinary. I am only a person who has memorized the scriptures, and I am not qualified to practice on my own. β
The wine swallowing boy looked at Chun Yufan with his eyes, and then stared at the brocade in his hand and looked at it carefully, "You are not qualified to learn, I believe it." I'm not qualified to learn? I don't believe it. Giggle...... So, let's make a deal.
First, you took the initiative to strip naked, turned around, let me copy it, and make up for this remnant picture, so that you can leave your whole corpse.
The second is that I will turn you two over directly, peel off your skin and mount it on the wall, saving you the need to copy it. Which one do you choose?"
What came out of his mouth was a threat that was even more naked than his body was at the moment.
Before Chun Yufan could answer, Du Yuan's anger came up first.
"Demon, Hugh has to say wildly!" "The left hand wiped on the earlobe, and he had already taken off the sword earrings, and he was far away at the wine swallowing the heart, and a ray of essence shot out like lightning-
The wine swallowed without dodging, pinched the two corners of the brocade with both hands and waved it reflexively, and the cloth rolled up, like the banner of a matador, encapsulating the cold star into it in one fell swoop.
The brocade was netted into a large cloth bag, and there was a sonorous sound inside, as if the stars shot from the sword were turning and striking.
Finally, there was a bang, and everything was silent.
Jiu Tun let go of a few fingers, hung down the brocade cloth, and shook a few times at will, leaving only a few stardust.
"Giggles, what a trick. What a master you must be at chasing me to my dormitory...... Tut-tut, I didn't think it was all mediocre. Shoot me with that little thing, is it a trick to fight? Celestial Empire, right? To be honest, I'm disappointed......"
Chun Yufan saw that his righteous brother was embarrassed, and suddenly took a step forward, "Okay, I'll take it off." Let's take a closer look. β
No one expected this change, Du Yuan and Jiu Tun were all stunned for a moment.
The latter suddenly woke up and said with a lewd smile, "Good - you little Taoist priest, white and pure, you want to kiss when you look at it." Come on, take it off and enjoy itβ"
He found a huge wine jar, sat down with his feet crossed, and ignored the private hanging between his crotch, with a posture of "I am the master of my territory, and I will eat you today".
Without smiling, the Great Meow Celestial Master pulled open his belt and slammed Kobayashi Eisuke's old kimono off.
With the fall of the clothes, Du Yuan could see clearly behind him, and the back with tight skin was true, tattooed with a strange pattern like a book from heaven.