Chapter Ninety-Two: The Devil and the Liar
The sky shook, the golden light and the red mangs dragged out a long tail, colliding again and again, I was fighting for a little down, but the momentum was constantly rising, and the figure of the female monster was rolling in my mind, and the anger burned to the top of my head. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Kill!"
With a roar like thunder, the golden light that shook from the surface of my body stabilized, and he rushed towards Pig Dragon Town with anger.
"I'm fighting, you're looking for death, even if you make a breakthrough, you're far from being my opponent!" Pigron Zhen raised his head to the sky and roared, his fangs rose wildly, and he wielded a nail rake fiercely, rolling up the wind and hugging me.
"Wang, look at the bite of this god dog!"
Just as Pigron's nail rake was about to hit my fight, a black light suddenly appeared, and it came behind Pigdragon Town in an instant, and its sharp teeth bit down fiercely at the fat ass.
"Ah, dead dog, you let me go. "Pigron Town's nail rake is off, and it can graz my head, and roar at the earth dog.
"I won't let go. The earth dog didn't let go, muttering indistinctly.
"I'll let you die!"
The nine-toothed nail rake in Piglon's hand was flipped and was about to fall on the head of the earth dog, but this was the earth dog who suddenly let go of his mouth, and the corners of his mouth were cracked behind his ears: "You're finished, I'm fighting, rushing!"
"You ......" Pigron turned his head in horror, only to see that golden light fell like a comet and crashed into his arms, and the terrifying power exploded in his arms.
Colorful and colorful, golden and red, the people in the town have stepped out of the door and looked up at the sky.
"It's beautiful. ”
This is the last sentence of my struggle, and the body looks up at the explosion in fascination, like fireworks blooming, just like the night with the female monster in Moon Valley: "Female monster, Pig Dragon Town is not dead, but it is also not lightly injured, this feud has just begun......"
The earth dog rose into the air, carrying Wu Zheng, who closed his eyes, and scolded and said: "I fight for you stupid, you can beat people until you faint, it's really bad, save you this time, if you don't have twenty catties of meat, I will bite you to death." ”
Changhong crossed the sky, and the earth dog carried Wu Zheng and did not dare to stay in the town again, and finally landed in a small village in the mountains a hundred miles away, staring at Wu Zheng who woke up leisurely, stretched out his paws and said: "Twenty catties of meat." ”
Wu Zheng saw the dog's face of the earth dog, raised his thumb, smiled, and said, "Tube full!"
"Woohoo!"
The sound of dogs barking excitedly sounded in the mountain village, and then the native dogs of the whole village followed and barked.
I fought for a long time, my strength recovered somewhat, I got up and walked along the mountain road into the village amid the barking of dogs, but as soon as I entered, an old man came to me, and at first glance I felt obscene and sloppy, and at second glance I felt that this must be a liar.
"Dao Chief?" I shouted in surprise.
"I'm fighting!" Lao Dao was also pleasantly surprised, when he saw the earth dog around him, he was even more bright, rubbing his hands and saying: "Fate, I didn't expect to meet you in this barren mountain and wilderness, and it is even more rare that you have a general appetite with Poor Dao, like to eat dog meat, come, stew it first, and then Poor Dao will count a hexagram for you." ”
The faces of Wu Zheng and the earth dog suddenly darkened, and he was embarrassed: "Dao Chief." ”
"Hey, as the saying goes, we've eaten dog meat together and drank turbid wine, so we've been dog meat friends since then, so why be polite, just call me Zhang Dadao. ”
"No, Dao Chief, I mean to say you run. ”
"Why?"
"Because the big earth dog will bite you. ”
"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, the dead dog looses his mouth, the old ass. ”
On the mountain trail, a sloppy old man is running lame, and strangely enough, there is a dead earth dog hanging on his buttocks.
"Phew, people and dogs also affect the appearance of the village!"
This is the scolding of a young woodcutter on the trail, but decades later, the gray-haired old man, sitting in his own courtyard, but reminiscing about everything he saw that day, said to his little grandson: "People are like dogs, as long as they bite the green mountains and do not let go, they will definitely succeed, and grandpa has seen it with his own eyes that year, the old road, the earth dog, and the young man have become the protagonists of this world......"
The blue sky and white clouds carry the memories of the old man, but there is a sentence that is not said: "Phew, people look like dogs and almost live forever, how can my jade tree droop old in the wind......"
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On the mountain road, the two of them and a dog had already sat down and kept their mouths shut about dog meat.
"I'm fighting, Poor Dao just calculated a hexagram for you, and calculated that your beloved has forgotten you, and you don't know each other when you meet each other, what happened?"
Wu Zheng didn't sigh at the accuracy of Lao Tao's fate, but just fell into sadness: "She's fine, that's enough." ”
"Little guy, it's rare to meet each other's true love in the world, do you want to give up?"
"What if you don't give up?"
"Wangwang, stupid I'm fighting, of course I'm getting stronger, I tell you, men can be afraid a lot, but only in the matter of women, you must not back down, especially beloved women, sometimes missing can be a lifetime!"
Lao Dao was also inexplicably sad, and whispered softly: "Yes, sometimes if you miss it, it's hard to do it again, love is like a bastard like time, and you can't turn back when it's over!"
Wu Zheng took a deep breath, looked up at the sky, and wondered, "Should I really go to the female monster?"
", of course you're looking for it!"
Looking up, I saw that the sky was replaced by a white robe, a man and a woman fell from the sky like a fairy couple, and the handsome face of the short-haired man was full of anger and flames, staring at me stubbornly: "The third child, the little girl He Xi must be recovered, whether she forgets you, or you decide to forget her, the teacher will not agree." ”
"But Master......"
"No, but, the things you are worried about will help you bear half of the things for you, and you dare to besiege you while I am away, those bastards are tired and crooked, and they are all disabled by me!"
"Master, you are so domineering. ”
"That's, otherwise how can you be your master. The white-clothed arrogant patted his chest, and then squatted in front of Wu Zheng, who was still unable to hide his loss, and his palm gently fell on his shoulder: "Third brother, although I don't have your nosy and world-minded senior brother, but there is still a teacher, my shoulders may not be as strong as a monkey, but it is still possible to hold up a piece of heaven for the apprentice." ”
"Master. ”
"Okay, third child, why have you not changed your sentimental nature after two lifetimes. ”
"Because this is my nature, didn't you also say that human nature is like a dog can't change ****, don't be delusional. ”
"Third child, how did the originally elegant exploration become so disgusting in your mouth. Tang Seng saw the apprentice who had regained some of his brilliance, stretched his waist for a long time, and just happened to see the earth dog with bad eyes, and grinned: "It's better to be your own apprentice, I know that I feel sorry for the master, the third child, let's stew it first and then talk." ”
"Wangwang, dead bald donkey, I'll bite you to death. ”
Tang Seng was startled, but the earth dog that pounced on him immediately retreated worriedly, because the seemingly weak man couldn't bite at all, that is, it had good teeth, otherwise it would really shatter its mouth just now.
I was afraid that my master, who could toss, would really stew the earth dog, so I hurriedly pulled the earth dog back, and said to Tang Seng and the queen: "Master, master, but the female monster doesn't know where to go, how can I find it?"
Speaking of this, Tang Seng grinned, his expression was very proud, he stretched out his arm, pinched his five fingers, and at the same time chanted words in his mouth.
"I'm fighting, is this a bald head or a Taoist priest?" asked the earth dog carefully.
I argued helplessly: "Master used to be bald, but fortune telling is more powerful than a Taoist, and now, he is not a bald head or a Taoist." ”
"Oh, that's just a liar. ”
"Shhh, be quiet, otherwise Master will have to stew you. ”
"Ahem, Amitabha, I'd better catch a few rabbits to eat. The earth dog cautiously glanced at the white clothes that were still chattering, and decisively turned around to take refuge.
As soon as the front foot left, Tang Seng opened his eyes, and his inner essence was shining: "Forget it, she is in the East!"
"It's in the West, and sure enough, fortune tellers who aren't Taoists are liars. Zhang Dadao stood up, and instantly had the demeanor of a fairy.
Tang Seng's temperament has also changed, his white clothes are like clouds, fluttering like a fairy, just at that station, he seems to be a compassionate Venerable, but as soon as he speaks, all his good feelings disappear.
"A magic stick, I don't know if you don't distinguish between things, or the Tao is too low, as the saying goes, don't shake half a bottle of water, it's a shame to flow. ”
As he spoke, the corner of the white man's eyes aimed at the obscene old man's lower body, that gaze, that look, I couldn't bear it at all, and retreated again and again, and for a while the breeze swept through the field, leaving only the old man and the white man standing opposite each other, and a tense and fierce atmosphere enveloped all directions.
"I can count nine heavens on the top, nine shadows on the bottom, five fingers and a pinch, everything is in my heart. Lao Dao pointed to the cloth hanging sign to solicit business, and his eyebrows were full of pride.
"I can be counted as three lives before, and I can be counted as three lives later, in the palm of my hand, the cause and effect of heaven and earth cannot come out of the palm. "The white-clothed clothes swayed in the breeze, like the gods, elegant and extraordinary.
Lao Dao did not admit defeat, and pinched his fingers: "I count you as handsome, a romantic life but not indecent, a short hair but not bald, all the way to the east but not to the west, a good skin but not a hundred years, in short, you are afraid of your wife in this life, you can't become an immortal and can't be a Buddha, you don't dare to turn back if you are afraid, there will be a catastrophe of life and death in a hundred years!"
Bai Yi smiled indifferently, pinched his fingers, and said to Lao Dao: "I count your family ups and downs, relatives separated, and the road to the WTO is unpredictable, the most important thing is ......"
"I count you as having a bloody disaster today!" Bai Yi concluded.
"I count you as a blood-light disaster. ”
An old man, a man in white, rolled up his sleeves and on the spot.
"You've got a blood-light plague. ”
"You've got a blood-light plague!"
The two of them hugged each other without any image, rolled over and over on the ground, Lao Dao had an extra slap mark on his face, and a black footprint on his white clothes.
Wu Zheng stood by the queen's side, learning from the master to pinch his fingers and count: "Master, I look at the master and the Taoist master on the top of the dark clouds, this is a disaster of blood and light......"
The queen patted Wu Zheng's head: "The good ones don't learn to learn the bad, let's go, let the two of them fight here, and when they will bleed, it will be considered a fulfillment, oh, of course, it is still broken." ”
“......”
Looking back at the two people who had already had nosebleeds, I shuddered, it was really a bloody disaster!