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The white-clothed man with his head bleeding and the old Taoist stared at each other, but suddenly laughed again, clenched his palms like revolutionary comrades who hated to see each other, shook the corners of his mouth, and shook them for a long time before exclaiming to each other: "Dao Commander (Master), you are really accurate!"

“......”

In the face of the infinite shameless praise behind, the earth dog felt very full before eating the rabbit, and he was full of vomiting, and when he turned his head to see the appearance of Wu Zheng and the queen standing still, he suddenly rose infinite admiration for the calmness of the two.

Wu Zheng suddenly took out two more cotton balls, stuffed them into the ears of the earth dog, and then stretched out his hand to gestur, meaning: "Eat, you can enjoy the delicious food quietly." ”

The earth dog used to think that I was very stupid, but at this moment I suddenly felt that he was stupid, this is wise and stupid!

A discussion on the fortune calculation of the stick and the liar will end perfectly in a vomit, and the two of them work together to settle another battle for me, and the final result is that what should be seen will eventually meet, and what should not be seen will not be seen through thousands of mountains and rivers.

"Bah, god stick, liar!" the earth dog spat on the two of them.

"Dead dog, you know a fart, this is mysterious!"

Wu Zheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said to the master: "Master, you asked me to find the female monster, but where to find it now?"

"Ahem, Master Wei just calculated with the Dao Chief, and it's not yet time for you to meet, so you have more important things to do during this time. ”

"What's the matter?"

"King Kong is not bad!"

"King Kong doesn't break the body, what's wrong?"

"Your cultivation is not good at all, I will help you re-cultivate, reach the acquired King Kong, and if you meet those bastards in the future, even if you can't beat them, you can easily leave, if you think about the monkey back then, you will understand the importance of physique." Bai Yi said earnestly, and when he saw Wu Zheng's stupid thinking and showing excited eyes, he breathed a sigh of relief: "I have finally been fooled, otherwise I will smash my name for the ......."

After I made up my mind to follow the master to practice Vajra is not bad, the days of the small mountain village became extraordinarily lively, the old Taoist in order to make up the full circle, often drilled into the village to tell fortunes to people, and the earth dog took the village of the earth dog rampant through the mountains and forests, for a while, the quiet mountain village chickens and dogs jumped, if it were not for the queen's appearance comparable to the fairy, the people in the village would have to fight with them a long time ago.

In the mountain stream, the white clothes held a sledgehammer and shouted at me: "The third child, come back to me, eat a hammer for the teacher." ”

"Master, cultivation is cultivation, what are you doing with your hammer?"

"King Kong is not bad, you have to be tempered thousands of times, look at the hammer!"

"Help......"

Heart-rending cries resounded throughout the world, but there were also golden mountains and forests, and since then, no monster has dared to harass the village for a hundred years.

The month passed quickly, and the unbearable villagers stood in front of the village, waving their hands heavily, and one of the teenagers secretly showed disgust, but he was immediately patted by the old man next to him, and quickly changed to a reluctant look.

"Everyone, please go back, there have been many disturbances in these days, please forgive me. The white clothes behaved elegantly, bowed to everyone, and the queen on the side also nodded to each other, this pair of fairy couples is the favorite pair of the villagers.

"Master, let's go. I said in the sound of the urn, and immediately hugged his fist at the villagers, to him, the villagers are also quite friendly, after all, the simple folk customs also like the silly ones of my fighting.

"That's it, it's time to go, don't send it away, Lao Dao will come back when he is free in the future. Lao Dao picked up the bamboo pole and stroked his beard, which was kind, but the villagers all spat on it.

"Wang, shameless bull's nose, people don't welcome you at all, go, although the dog in the mountains is still very stupid, but it is also enthusiastic, the days of being the king are really memorable. The earth dog turned around triumphantly, and the barking of dogs could be heard all over the mountains behind him.

The group finally left in the helpless and awe-inspiring eyes of the villagers, and on the way, the earth dog ran to Wu Zheng's side and asked, "Wu Zheng, how is your King Kong not bad body?"

"I don't know, but Master said that it's already the acquired King Kong. ”

"The day after tomorrow?" Earth Dog shook his head: "What is it?"

"Stupid dog, you won't know if you take a bite. The white cloth folded a paper crane in his hand, and then threw it at the sky, and suddenly the paper crane turned into a white crane entity, flapped its wings, and soared into the air.

The earth dog looked at Wu Zheng suspiciously, opened his mouth and bit it, and then, there was no more......

Zhang Dadao left alone, while a few people sat on the back of the white crane, and a local dog cursed the white clothes with his teeth exposed: "Damn bald donkey, I curse you to only eat chowder noodles for the rest of your life." ”

"Then if you follow me, you can only eat noodles for the rest of your life. ”

"Ahem, forget it, Lord Benshen doesn't remember villains, let's eat meat. ”

"Master, where are we going?"

"Of course it's to take revenge, you've already beaten Pig Dragon Town, and then you're going to beat Ao Hua in the South China Sea, he thought he wouldn't beat him if he didn't change his surname. ”

"Beat it up!" I blurted out, and then looked at Tang Seng in white and smiled, back then, maybe it should be said that it was the previous life, they were so arrogant all the way west.

"Master, the monkey is my senior brother, what about the pig's head?"

"Of course it's the second senior brother. ”

"Then I know, I must be your third apprentice. ”

"......" the white clothes looked up to the sky and was speechless: "The third child, I am very melancholy for the teacher......"

The white crane swept across the sky, like a running white cloud, and swept towards the sea.

"The end of the East China Sea is also full of water, but it's a pity that the shallow water temple can't accommodate your dragon, Ao Hua, come out, I will lead my apprentice to look for you alone." The white clothes jumped off the white crane and stood in front of a small temple surrounded by water on three sides and stretched out his fingers.

A dragon chant came from inside the temple, and a man strode out, covered with dragon armor, standing proudly in front of his white robe: "Shenwuzi, do you want to stand up for your apprentice?"

"Cut, I don't have the strength to see, I'm here to press the formation, and of course this kind of inelegant thing is handed over to the apprentice. ”

"Yes, I'm going to fight you alone!"

When the enemy met, his eyes were extremely red, and he thought of the female monster again, stretched out his arm and said, "Come on, I will beat your father and mother so that you can't recognize you today." ”

With a stomp on the soles of his feet, the ground cracked and cracked, and his whole person had already soared into the air and pounced on Ao Hua, and the two fought almost without warning.

Bai Yi watched from the side, and said to the queen: "Look, how much like me, the scene is also abandoned, and he said that he will fight, and he has won my true biography." ”

"Yes, otherwise how could it be your apprentice. ”

Bai Yi suddenly smiled, waved his arm and said: "Third child, don't be afraid, you have the acquired King Kong, rush forward bravely, don't worry about losing your face as a teacher, remember, it's really embarrassing to admit cowardice." ”

"Phew, shameless dead bald donkey. The earth dog lay on the ground, scolding with baring teeth.

The white clothes pursed their lips, stretched lazily, and glanced at the earth dog: "Dead dog, your teeth have been strong recently?"

"Ahem, take a break. The earth dog said flatteringly, turned his head and muttered again: "Dead bald donkey, you wait, wait for me to recover a few points, I have to bite you to death, I think I was ...... back then"

The latter words are no longer audible, but even if he hears them clearly, Bai Yi will not care, because he has really not been afraid of anything in this life, if he wants to say that he is afraid, he is only afraid of his daughter-in-law, and he is only afraid of the three apprentices who dare not face it, and now that he has seen the third child, his fear has already turned into the most hopeless calf protector!

glanced at the stupid apprentice who did not fall behind because of the acquired King Kong, wrapped his arms around the back of his head, and looked up at the sky: "No regrets, I seem to have seen that when our master and apprentice first came to the daughter country thousands of years ago, you were so beautiful at that time." ”

"Yes, you can really pretend at that time, you can't let go and pretend to be dashing. ”

"Yes, who doesn't forget infatuation when they are young, who doesn't remember to support them when they are old, they were apprentices in their last life to support us, and in this life, it should be our turn to support them for ......"

The queen tenderly held the broad palm of the white cloth and whispered: "As long as we are still here, the third child must not be bullied again!"

The woman's memory is the best, she still remembers how this stupid apprentice in the previous life used his life to block them and not retreat until death.

The rain fell from the sky, wetting his clothes, and the white clothes looked up at the giant bird and the young monk who suddenly appeared above his head, lowered his arms, and suddenly chuckled: "Curly hair, I couldn't beat you in my previous life, I have to try again in this life!"

The golden light collided with the dragon, and the white clothes and the giant bird also collided together, and the two masters and apprentices in the sky shouted at the same time: "Come again!"

Two clouds of golden light suddenly bloomed in the rain, this day, by later generations called King Kong Flying Day, mortal King Kong flying sky hit the immortal Buddha!