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Two craters were smashed into the ground, and the youkai more than a foot tall finally made a wise choice after being destroyed several times by the power of the so-called "Flood Desolation". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Grandpa I, no, grandson I admit defeat. ”

"What a good man, he can bend and stretch. Piercing the stone came jokingly, went around and kicked the monster's ass: "Why don't you pretend in front of Ben Shuai, let me tell you, no one in this world can pretend to be forced in front of Ben Shuai, if you want to, you will already kneel!"

Under the sun, raising his black hair, this handsome guy who pierced through the stone was a really handsome guy, and even the monster who knelt down couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and said with infinite admiration: "It turns out that this is the highest state of pretending and coercing, and you can pretend to be the same as heaven and earth with a shake of your head and a turn around." ”

"Haha, I didn't expect you to have a little insight as a stupid monster, yes, this is the charm of this handsome, come, get up, for the sake of your vision, I will spare you once." "Piercing the stone waved his hand very generously.

The monster was just about to get up in thanks, when a cold voice came: "Who told you to get up?"

The monster didn't care when he heard the woman's voice, but when he looked up and saw the three men silent, he thought of the stupid man who burst out because of his disrespectful words, and suddenly wanted to cry: "It turns out that girl is the main one." ”

"Report to the youcree, he just called you a chick in his heart. "Piercing the stone stood solemnly, and he was so flattering that he bent down to make a small report.

The sad monster was beaten up immediately, and he no longer admired the handsome man in his heart, what a handsome, just scum.

"I ask you to answer, if you are wrong, you will be beaten, and it will not matter if you are killed. Ning Hexi was moved to a chair by the flattering fat man, sat down, and asked directly: "Do you know the road to the East China Sea?"

The monster hesitated, I don't know if this is a special test, but before his brain can think about it, he was beckoned by the impatient Ning Hexi, and dragged down is a fat beating.

"Do you have a map to the East China Sea?"

"Yes. ”

"Bring it. ”

The monster didn't say a word, ran back to the courtyard and took out a storage bag, not only the map but also the treasures inside: "It's all inside, the East China Sea is three thousand miles away, and there should be something you can use inside." ”

"Well, yes, get out of here, go find a mountain to practice, don't harm mortals anymore. "Ning Hexi got what he wanted, but he really didn't have the heart to talk to such an unpopular little demon.

The monster wished that she should leave quickly, and nodded busily: "Woman, let go, I will never cause trouble in the township again." ”

"You'd better remember this sentence firmly, otherwise I will find out that you are perfunctory, and I will definitely peel off your skin!" Ning Hexi said coldly, ignoring the cold sweat of the monster who was thinking about it, and turned around and left.

The monster lowered his head, weighed the pros and cons, gritted his teeth and decided to really move, but as soon as he looked up to see the woman leave, he suddenly found that there were two people standing in front of him, and it was the two guys who were not good people at a glance.

"Huh?" the monster was stunned, and was beaten by the fat man with a chestnut, and said: "It's money, money, money, it's yellow and white, is there any, don't you tell you no?"

The monster said bitterly: "I'm a monster, I don't need that mundane thing." ”

"I'll let you be vulgar, give you a stick of incense, and I can't find you to kill you. Broken Stone kicked him hard, viciously scareless.

The monster wanted to cry very much, but looking at the murderous back of Wu Zheng, who had not gone far, he didn't dare to resist, and turned back to the village, and a burst of chickens and dogs jumped, running with a box, sweating profusely and said: "Two grandfathers, the yellow and white things are here." ”

Piercing the stone and the fat man glanced at him, closed the lid satisfied, then put it into the storage bag, patted the monster on the shoulder and said: "Sun Tzu, you don't know the difficulty of being a monster, it's simply difficult to move an inch without these mundane things, let's go, leave here and go somewhere else to occupy the mountain and be the king." ”

"Remember, from today onwards, be a good youkai. "I didn't forget to say a word before leaving.

The monster waved his hand tearfully and muttered to himself, "Is this a robbery?"

The piercing stone and the fat man were deaf and clear-sighted, and they turned around together and shouted, "Count!"

Monster tears rolled down, it turned out that he was born as a monster, and there were times when he was robbed......

According to the direction of the monster, the four of them left the town and went on the road again, the sun in the sky seemed to hug pedestrians, burning so much that people wanted to soak in water from time to time, an official road was sparsely planted with a few willow trees, and under the willow trees squatted an old farmer who was tanned.

The old farmer squatted under the tree, gently shaking his straw hat, and with the other hand holding the watermelon, eating it happily.

"I can't imagine that the Tianjiao of our dignified Eastern Immortal Sect has also fallen to the point of desolation when he sees a piece of watermelon in the mortal world. The fat man patted his belly, pitiful: "My stomach will be hungry one day." ”

Wu Zheng glanced at his still round belly, coughed and said, "Sanlin, I suddenly remembered a sentence?"

"What?"

"A fat man who starves to death is also wider than a thin man. ”

"Get out!"

Wu Zheng smiled cheerfully, he didn't care, since he left the Dongxian Sect, he felt as if all the things that were invisibly bound to his body were gone, and the whole person became relaxed and lively, coupled with Ning Hexi's careful training along the way, Wu Zheng was about to be reborn.

Glancing back at Ning Hexi, who was also a little secretly swallowing saliva, I scratched my head and said, "Female monster, I'll go and ask grandpa for two pieces of watermelon for you to eat." ”

As he spoke, he walked straight to the bottom of the tree, rolled his Adam's apple twice, and said honestly: "Grandpa, can you give me two pieces of watermelon?"

The old farmer looked up at Wu Zheng, did not answer, gnawed on the watermelon by himself, Wu Zheng squatted there embarrassed, I don't know what to do, this time I was angry and broke through the stone, one step over, very local tyrant threw down a piece of silver with ten taels, and said proudly: "Buy, I fight, take!"

I grabbed my head, but instead of taking it, I looked at the old farmer and said, "Grandpa, can we buy it?"

The old farmer raised his head, glanced at the piercing stone with his nostrils facing the sky, and replied simply: "Not for sale." ”

"Old man, you are looking for death, do you know who I am, I am the first beautiful man who was born to make scenery for heaven and earth - piercing stones!"

His arms pointed diagonally to the sky, and his eyes and nostrils were pointing to the sky, as if all the beauty, including him, was only in the sky.

The corners of the old farmer's mouth twitched, and he sneered for a while: "If you don't leave, Lao Tzu will have to beat you." ”

"Yoyo, old man, come on, don't say that my young man bullied you, let you have one hand and one leg. "Piercing the stone is very arrogant, and he swings his arms and puts himself in a posture.

The old farmer looked up at him, then lowered his head and continued to gnaw on the melon, piercing the stone and screaming, and said: "Oh, why are your hands and legs cramping, the fat man is coming to help you pinch it, this is really hot, and the whole body is cramping." ”

I pursed my lips and chuckled, "You're having a brain cramp." ”

After speaking, Wu Zheng looked at the old farmer in front of him curiously, only to see the old farmer put his finger on his lips, and the vicissitudes of life looked at Wu Zheng carefully, with a smile on his face, and said: "I remember you, I once taught you how to carry the burden." ”

Wu Zheng only recovered some of his memories, where could he remember this, just scratched his head and said, "Really?"

The old farmer nodded with a smile, and then said with a hint of loneliness: "It's a pity that it's all a lifetime thing, little guy, what do you want to do with melons?"

Without hesitation, Wu Zheng pointed at Ning Hexi and said, "Give it to the female monster to eat." ”

"Don't you want to eat it?"

I fought to see that there was only half of the watermelon left, swallowed my saliva, and said honestly: "I want to eat it too, but grandpa, you still have to eat, if it's not enough, just give two pieces to the female monster to eat." ”

The old farmer smiled dumbly, looked at the little demon in front of him who was completely different from the previous life, his eyes were warm, and he pushed the remaining half of the watermelon, and the watermelon was automatically cut and scattered in front of my eyes: "Take it all, how can the old guy let your little guy suffer for the sake of his lover." ”

I said gratefully, "Thank you, grandpa." ”

"Haha, I can hear you call you grandpa, the old guy didn't work in vain. The old farmer laughed, and the willow branches moved with it.

Wu Zheng also smiled, and immediately greeted Ning Hexi and the three of them, in fact, what is the use of greeting, piercing the stone and the fat man grabbed the largest of them, and they were about to bite it off when they opened their mouths.

I fought to see Ning Hexi, who didn't get the biggest piece, and said quietly: "Do you still remember that story?"

"Are you saying that maybe the monster has been hiding in the watermelon for a long time, and once we eat it, we will roll on the ground in pain?"

Wu Zheng nodded with satisfaction, picked out the two largest pieces that the two of them had snatched just now, handed them to Ning Hexi and said, "Na, female monsters, you eat, where are there so many boring monsters in this world, besides, the world is big, and now the stomach is the biggest." ”

"I'm fighting for your ......"

"I'm bad at learning. The two of them hung their heads and were overwhelmed with grief, really missing the original simple, kind and stupid fight that could still be played by themselves.

Ning Hexi took a piece of watermelon, and gave the other one to Wu Zheng, with a beautiful smile: "It's not that I'm bad at learning, but because love has become smarter." ”

"You admit it?" the two evildoers forgot to refute and stared at Ning Hexi with their mouths wide open.

Ning Hexi took a bite of the watermelon domineeringly and said, "I have never denied it, three stupid people!"

I fought sweetly eating watermelon, and the fat man shook his head in frustration: "It seems that we are really stupid, fighting with female monsters, let's eat watermelon, hey, what about watermelon, I fight, put it down for me, that's our watermelon......"