Chapter Seventy-One: Jumping to Hunt Demons
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The four of them climbed over a big mountain and finally saw a small town, at this time they were seriously injured, and the aura of heaven and earth could not meet their physical needs at all, and they were already hungry.
Seeing the town, the four of them sped up their pace, except for Ning Hexi, who still had the only remaining fairy demeanor, the three of them were like hungry tigers going down the mountain, a gust of wind rushed into the town, found a restaurant and sat down, shouting that Xiao Er was served.
Xiao Er was going to get rid of these three beggar-like guys at first, but when Ning Hexi floated in, his brain was completely shut down, and it took a long time before he woke up at the foot of the shopkeeper, and ran to Ning Hexi's side diligently, and asked flatteringly: "Fairy, what do you need?"
Ning Hexi frowned, very cold and beautiful, and suddenly said in the expectant eyes of a few people: "I have never eaten in the mortal world, I don't know what to eat, you can order it." ”
In an instant, the four people, including the shopkeeper, were stunned, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was kicked hard by Ning Hexi, and the charming Ye eyebrows were raised, which means that you have eaten in the mortal world?
Wu Zheng shook his head decisively, he naturally hadn't eaten it, but he had heard a lot of things from his uncle and grandfather, so he lowered his head and brewed it, and slapped the table while learning from the chivalrous man in the story, and shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, come to four bowls of chowder noodles!"
The shopkeeper was frightened by the sound of slapping the table, and after hearing the name of the dish that Wu Zheng shouted, he looked even more resentful, and then looked at the fairy with a blushing face and a heartbeat, and asked for help: "Fairy, do you want to try the signature dish of our store?"
"No, let's have a chowder noodle. The fairy replied coldly.
Not to mention the shopkeeper, even if he pierced the stone and Xiao Sanlin were going crazy, he said angrily: "You two better shut up, the soil buns that haven't been down the mountain, let's order." ”
Piercing the stone to clear his throat, a bald purr is a big string: "steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose ......"
"Shut up, it's a tongue twister. The fat man kicked the broken stone in the buttocks, looked at the companions at the table, how to look at it, how to think that this way is walking with pigs.
"Fatty, I can see through your mind, you mean to say that we walk with pigs, right?"
The fat man nodded subconsciously, and then came to his senses, and almost threw himself on the table to fight hard, but fortunately he was held by me to the death, otherwise before he could fight hard, the table would have to be crushed first.
The shopkeeper had collapsed and couldn't cope with such a situation at all, but fortunately, the shopkeeper came over and squeezed out a standard welcome smile: "A few guest officers, I just heard this handsome guest officer report the name of the dish, and he is really a connoisseur in eating." ”
The injured piercing stone suddenly became proud, pointed to the fat shopkeeper and said, "Look, this is a person who knows the goods." ”
The fat shopkeeper smiled back, and then said: "Since the guests are all good eaters, why don't you try the signature dish of our store, how about black dog meat?"
was told by the fat shopkeeper that the four mountain people who had been down the mountain had few opinions, and nodded: "That's very good." ”
The fat shopkeeper stepped back with a smile, and after a while, he personally took Xiao Er to serve the food, opened the porcelain food bowl, and a rich fragrance came to his nose.
The fat man swallowed his saliva in the most unfashionable manner, rolled up his sleeves, waved his chopsticks and said, "The fat man will try it first." ”
Pick up a piece of hot meat and put it in your mouth, it's not too hot, a face is almost revealing a flower, the dead fat man covered his mouth like a fluttering fairy, and it took a long time to spit out the hot air in his mouth, and the case was amazing: "Fragrant, delicious, the fat man has never eaten such a delicious thing." ”
Seeing that the fat man was eating a lot, he couldn't help but taste a piece, and suddenly smiled: "This is the best food that Lao Tzu has eaten since he became a man. ”
Wu Zheng and Ning Hexi also joined the ranks, it was really delicious, the four of them ate meat as if no one was around, until they were almost finished, Ning Hexi saw the unnatural face of the fat shopkeeper, remembered the sentence that pierced the stone and turned into a person, and said: "Don't be afraid of the shopkeeper, although it is a demon, it will not hurt people." ”
The fat shopkeeper had already guessed, but after hearing the accurate answer, he almost sat down, but fortunately, the fat man understood the existence of the difference in body size, kicked out a bench, and caught the shopkeeper who was about to sit down.
"Such a fat person is still so timid, and sure enough, the fatter a person is, the smaller he is. Piercing Stone glanced at him disdainfully, and then stopped looking, and took care of himself to eat meat.
Wu Zheng glared at him, and then apologized thickly: "Shopkeeper, don't be afraid, he won't hurt anyone, we'll leave after eating." ”
The fat shopkeeper's face was about to cry, and he said with a crying voice: "You don't plan to pay yet, are you?"
"Money?" The four of them were suddenly taken aback, they patronized the meal, they never thought they had to pay, and where did they have any mortal currency, they all spread their hands and said honestly: "Yes!"
The fat shopkeeper really cried this time: "You monsters are like this, I ate for nothing for three years last time, what do you want now?"
I hiccuped, blushed very embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly: "Shopkeeper, we are full, we won't eat more." ”
The fat shopkeeper looked at his honest face, and finally felt a little better, but he still asked cautiously, "It's really not too much?"
"Well, I'm full, but this meal ...... money"
The fat shopkeeper wiped the cold sweat from his head, waved his big hand and hurriedly said, "Don't want it, don't want it." It seems to be bold, but in fact, I secretly shouted in my heart: "How dare you ask for it." ”
I stood up and learned the etiquette taught by Grandpa Dashu, bowed and said, "Then thank you, fat shopkeeper." ”
The fat shopkeeper looked helpless, such an honest man on the stall was really embarrassing, and he hurriedly said: "Just call the shopkeeper." ”
"Okay, fat shopkeeper. I smiled heartily.
The fat shopkeeper nodded with a sad face, and then he was shocked again, and asked: "You are not in the same group as the monsters here, if you also settle in our town, I will not move." ”
I shook my head, and Ning Hexi said, "Shopkeeper, are there monsters here?"
"Yes, and the Tao is very high, many Taoist chiefs have been invited to treat him, and now our town has to offer a thousand catties of meat every day, otherwise he will come out to eat people, it is really miserable. The fat shopkeeper sighed lightly.
"Where is the monster, we're going to catch it for you. "I clenched my fists and was filled with righteous indignation.
"You're really not an accomplice?"
"Of course not, we're lacking a guy who can understand the path, and since there are youkai here, it's barely okay. "After eating the dog meat, he stood up and patted his ass and was about to set off.
The fat shopkeeper pointed out where the monster was, and then saw the four of them get up at the same time and strode in that direction.
Looking at the backs of the four of them, he muttered, "Can they really catch demons?"
The four people who were full of food and drink were extremely excited to know the news of the existence of the monster, they had been walking for these days, and they actually found that they were lost, and they didn't know where the East China Sea was, so they didn't need to mention it, the standard road idiot, they couldn't even find the way home, could they still expect him to lead the way, as for the others, they hadn't been to the East China Sea, and they really didn't dare to determine the direction, and now they met a monster that was very likely to know the way, how could they not be happy.
I fought for the four of them to jump up and down to catch the demon, and soon came to the most luxurious and magnificent village in the center of the town, according to the fat shopkeeper, the monster lived here, look at the surrounding bustling streets, it is really not afraid of people.
Standing still at the door, I looked at the three people who retreated and said that they had not recovered and could not defeat the demon, so they could only clear their throats alone, stop and shout: "Oh, Wuna monster, come out quickly." ”
A black cloud rolled, the gate opened, and a black robe flew over, with a tall body carrying a compelling might, looking down at me, and asked in a vicious voice: "Are you here to send you to death?"
At a glance, this monster is also a monster in the foundation realm, in the past, pretending to be forced in front of him, and it is absolutely unbearable to pierce the stone, but now, there is no way, so he has to ask me: "I fight, can you do it?"
Wu Zheng turned his head to look at him, then turned his head to look at the powerful monster, nodded and said, "You can be reasonable." ”
"Be reasonable, hehe, it turned out to be a bunch of fools, but that chick is good-looking, stay and serve Grandpa Ben, I may let go of these three pieces of waste when I am happy, how about it, this reason is good?"
"What a fart!" I blushed, deeply annoyed by the lack of language I cursed, but clenched my fists and waved vigorously: "You dare to insult a female monster, stupid, you're going to be finished." ”
"Haha, what a joke, who doesn't know that I am the strongest monster within a hundred miles, since you don't know each other, grandpa will do it himself. The monster's black robe was unfurled, and it grabbed Ning Hexi directly, and the cold woman looked at him coldly, and the corners of her beautiful mouth set off a playful arc.
The monster didn't understand what this meant, but the next moment he understood, the strong wind behind him hit, and a ball of golden light was like an ancient monster that burst out of the power of the wilderness, and there was no trick, just a collision!
"Hitting the mountain!" Wu Zheng finally gave a decent name to his peculiar method of testing the strength of the body, people hit the mountain, and the landslide pierces!
Tsukiji Youkai, just after enjoying a few days of human happiness, experienced the feeling of being devastated by the power of the "Flood Wilderness", and it was not until much later that the poor monster understood that this "Flood Wilderness" power was not really a flood, but the power of love, the love of a fool!