024 I have a date with a zombie

Ji Danhuang was startled, jumped out two or three meters away with a scream, staring at the black coffin, imagining a black and thin zombie hand with highly poisonous sharp nails slowly poking out of the coffin, groping and grabbing the edge of the coffin. Then, a green-faced and fanged zombie suddenly sat up, turned its head and stared at itself with a pair of gray dead eyes, revealing two sharp and white blood-sucking fangs with a "bang".

"Wow, wow, wow, don't bite me!"

Ji Danhuang screamed in fright, waving his arms indiscriminately, as if there was really a zombie approaching him. After waiting for a while, Ji Danhuang cautiously opened his eyes, only to find that the imaginary scenes just now did not appear at all.

After waiting for a while, seeing that there was no movement in the coffin, Ji Danhuang dared to slowly approach the coffin and cautiously looked into the coffin. A smell of ** came to the face, but the coffin was empty, and there was not even a single worm.

Ji Danhuang patted his chest and took a deep breath. I'm really scared of myself, there are no zombies in this coffin, it's obviously empty. Well, maybe this coffin is used to raise spirit beasts, or maybe it's not a coffin at all, it's just made like a coffin.

Turning around to continue looking at something else, he looked up and met a pair of round, dead eyes. Ji Danhuang stared at those eyes for a full minute, but he didn't realize what it was.

"Huh...... ......"

Accompanied by a series of strange sounds, Ji Danhuang only felt a ** breath hit his face, choking him and coughing. The two eyes quickly swept over the object in front of him, and he fell to the ground in fright.

Dark, thin skin, sharp nails, two sharp fangs, a shabby Taoist robe, and a piece of talisman paper on the door of his head. This...... It's not a zombie and what it is!

This is a zombie!

"Stiff Stiff Stiff ......"

Ji Danhuang was so frightened that he trembled all over, his upper and lower teeth hit so hard that he couldn't even speak clearly. It's the first time he's seen a living zombie in his life! Will this thing pounce on him and bite him?

Oh, no, no, how can zombies live?

Encountering zombies for the first time in his life, Ji Danhuang didn't know what to do at all, so he crawled back in a panic and hid under a table. I heard that zombies can't bend their bodies when they are stiff, and as long as they keep their bodies low and hidden, zombies won't be able to catch themselves.

Trembling and hiding for a long time, and also tremblingly peeping at the zombie for a long time, Ji Danhuang found that the zombie didn't seem to be able to do anything other than stand there and squirt. Thinking that the zombies with talisman paper on their foreheads in the zombie movie seemed to be immovable, Ji Danhuang was happy all of a sudden.

That's right! This zombie has talisman paper on its forehead, and it has long been fixed, what are you afraid of!

Smiling and swaggering in front of the zombie, Ji Danhuang began to sceas: "Hello zombie! You see you can't move! But I can move!" I can jump," bent his knees and jumped, "can twist," twisted his hips, "can trot," raised his legs high in place and made a trotting motion, "can you do it!" and reached out to dangle in front of the zombie.

The zombie didn't know if he had understood Ji Danhuang's words, staring at a pair of gray eyes, and the jet sprayed even harder. Ji Danhuang laughed happily when he looked at the zombie's funny appearance like a jet train.

Ji Danhuang was playing happily at the zombies, when he suddenly felt that his fingers seemed to touch something, and when he looked down, he found that his fingers were wrapped in half a piece of rune paper. Ji Danhuang didn't care, threw off the rune paper, and continued to tease the zombie, his eyes swept over the zombie's face, and then he realized that something was wrong.

Hey, why is there only half of the rune paper on the zombie's forehead? half of it...... I accidentally broke the rune paper myself!

"Whew...... Whew......"

The weird wheezing sound suddenly approached, and Ji Danhuang's nasal cavity was suddenly filled with the strange smell of **, and the zombie had already opened its big mouth and bit down on his neck. Ji Danhuang screamed, turned around and ran wildly.

"Help, Master, help! There are zombies here! Help!"

Ji Danhuang shouted while sacrificing his life, hoping that Ren Bikong could hear his cry for help and come to save him quickly. Occasionally looking back behind him, he saw the zombie stretching out his two arms, jumping and chasing after him, and there was a posture of not giving up until he was sucked dry.

What the hell is today, it's not good to go out! First he was chased and bitten by a python, and now he is chased and bitten by a zombie, what's wrong with him today!

"Bang Bang" There was a series of loud noises, and Ji Danhuang didn't pay attention to what he bumped into, and he was knocked into the limelight. When he opened his eyes, he couldn't help but be shocked.

He actually crashed into the coffin again! Moreover, he knocked over the remaining three coffins at once!

A strange exhalation sound came from behind him, and as soon as Ji Danhuang turned around, he saw three zombies spraying at him. Behind the three zombies, the first zombie jumped high, jumped over the heads of the three zombies, and pounced on Ji Danhuang.

Ji Danhuang gasped in fright, glanced at the talisman paper on the zombie's head, reached out and tore off one, and screamed and stuck it on the head of the zombie that pounced on him. The zombie was immediately frozen, fell to the ground with a "plop", and squirted straight "whirring".

patting his chest and comforting the pounding little heart, Ji Danhuang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he looked up and saw another zombie suddenly straighten his arm, grinning and about to pounce on him. Ji Danhuang hurriedly reached out and picked up the talisman paper on the forehead of the zombie next to him and fixed the zombie. But when he turned his head, he saw another zombie raise his arm and bared his teeth at him.

Ji Danhuang's heart "chuckled", and he hurriedly took off the rune paper and pasted it on this head, but he froze this, and that one began to move again. There was no way, Ji Danhuang had no choice but to pinch a piece of rune paper, click on this brain, click on that brain. So, I saw that the two zombies were like slides, "clicking" to move and freeze, and "clicking" to move again and then to freeze.

After tossing like this for most of the day, Ji Danhuang's arms were sore, and his whole body was already soaked with cold sweat. I had no choice but to continue to shout and ask Ren Bikong outside the Qiankun bag for help.

It's really not good to go out today! When you go out, check the old calendar, as long as it says "not suitable for travel", even if you are rotten at home, you will never go out again. His brilliant life has just begun, and he doesn't want to end it like this.

"Yo, apprentice, you've let your old friend out!"

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