025 has a good way to train the corpse
Back to the ancient style hut, Ren Bikong put the Qiankun bag in the bedroom, and went to the study to formulate a training plan for Ji Danhuang in the future. When he finished writing the plan and entered the bedroom, Ji Danhuang hadn't climbed out of the Qiankun bag yet, and he couldn't put it down in his heart, so he entered the Qiankun bag to see what Ji Danhuang was doing.
As a result, as soon as he entered, he saw Ji Danhuang holding the rune paper with a pale face, dotting it on the foreheads of the two zombies, and waving one arm like a convulsion.
Looking up and seeing Ren Bikong, Ji Danhuang's eyes lit up all of a sudden. Slapped the rune paper in his hand on the zombie's head, and Ji Danhuang crawled to the ground and hid behind Ren Bikong: "Master, help!
The savior has finally arrived!
Thank God, thank you, thank you for letting us meet! Master, I really love you to death! Come and help your handsome and dashing good apprentice in the wind destroy these zombies!
Ren Bikong smiled and said, "Oh, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, they won't bite you." Hey, have you guys made enough of it, don't scare him!"
Hearing Ren Bikong's shout, the only zombie who could move immediately became honest, standing obediently to the side with his arms down, his gray eyes slowly closed, and he was as obedient as a little sheep.
Turning around and patting Ji Danhuang's shoulder, Ren Bikong smiled: "These guys are so naughty, they are not honest when they say hello to you, they look at you and scare you, their faces are white." ”
Ji Danhuang looked at the zombie in astonishment, and then looked at Ren Bikong: "You say...... You said they were just ...... Are you saying hello to me?"
Ren Bikong nodded and smiled: "Yes, or what do you think they are doing?"
Ji Danhuang suddenly became calm. What are you kidding? Did you say hello like that? He was almost bitten to death by a zombie just now!
Turning his head and pointing at the zombies, he was about to ask Ren Bikong if he had such a vicious way of greeting, but he saw that the four zombies were all grinning and showing their white teeth, and their gray eyes were all looking at Ji Danhuang.
Poof! Are these zombies laughing at him?
Ji Danhuang couldn't help but shudder, and choked back all his words.
This, this, this...... I'll it!
Seeing Ji Danhuang's stupid face, Ren Bikong laughed: "Silly apprentice, I'm scared! I apologize to you for the teacher! The guy had nothing to do and let these zombies out to play, but the zombies were damaged, and they became like a joke. So, as soon as they saw you coming in just now, they were sick, and they had nothing to do to scare you and play, so don't take it too seriously! As long as you discipline you strictly, they won't go around scaring people in the future. ”
Ji Danhuang nodded, and his little heart was still beating wildly. These bastard zombies really should be disciplined.
What do you mean by "as long as you discipline them strictly, they won't go around scaring people everywhere in the future"! Why do these naughty zombies come to "discipline them strictly"?
Before Ji Danhuang could react, he was stuffed with something by Ren Bikong in his hand, and when he looked at it, he found that it was a rattle, which was exactly the same as the kind of Taoist rattle used to control zombies in zombie movies.
What's going on?
Ji Danhuang looked at Ren Bikong with a confused expression. This guy doesn't want to teach himself how to control zombies!
Sure enough, with a sunny smile, Ren Bikong pointed at the zombies and said, "These zombies will be your stuff in the future." The teacher will teach you how to control them. ”
Ha?
Ji Danhuang was so frightened that he jumped back, and at the same time threw the rattle in his hand far away: "I don't learn this!"
What an international joke! I am not a Taoist priest of Maoshan, so I want to learn how to control zombies for Mao!
He doesn't like zombies! He doesn't love zombies! He doesn't want to deal with zombies all the time!
Ren Bikong's face suddenly flickered with a smile: "Apprentice, don't be willful! These zombies are all at the level of the Corpse King, and ordinary cultivators can't get them if they want to! When you learn to control them, they can help you wash and cook and take the children to fight, you just need to ring the bell and wait for them to get things done." Starting tomorrow, let's practice internal skills in the morning, practice swordsmanship in the afternoon, and learn to command zombies in the evening, and that's it!"
"No!" Ji Danhuang wailed, "I don't want to learn how to control zombies!"
Just now, he was so frightened by these zombies that he estimated that he would have nightmares in the middle of the night. If he has to get along with these zombies every day before going to bed in the future, then will he sleep in the future!
He didn't want to be tossed to a nervous breakdown!
"Oh?
Ji Danhuang was just about to nod and say "yes", when he suddenly felt that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Ren Bikong Yin with a calm face, smiling and approaching him.
"Goo-dong!"
Ji Danhuang swallowed his saliva hard, and froze in place. My mother, is Master angry?
A terrifying coercion came head-on, Ji Danhuang's cold hairs stood up, his breathing was not so smooth, and he just wanted to find a pillar and hit his head to death. The corner of his eyes swept the zombies with a strange smile on the side, and then looked at Ren Bikong in front of him, whose face was more terrifying than death, Ji Danhuang suddenly felt that those zombies were very cute!
Compared to the angry master, zombies are simply amusing huskies!
"I'll learn! I'll learn! Master, I'm wrong, can't I!" Ji Danhuang hurriedly raised his hand and begged for mercy, "Don't look at me like that! I'll be scared to death! I'll be obedient, can't I learn!" There was a faint cry in his voice.
It's so scary! Mommy, I'm going home!
Seeing that Ji Danhuang was obedient, the yin cloud on Ren Bikong's face swept away, and it was instantly sprinkled with bright sunshine: "Good apprentice, that's right! Look at how cute and obedient those zombies are, you have to get along well in the future!"
Ji Danhuang nodded busily. That's right, that's right, compared to the angry Ren Bikong, those zombies are so cute! so cute that he wants to pounce on them and hug them one by one!
Ren Bikong grinned and hooked Ji Danhuang's shoulder: "Let's go, go out with Master to eat delicious food!" Stretching out his hand to the zombies, "You guys come along!" Apprentice, let these zombies eat with you, and you can also enhance your relationship, you say yes!"
Ji Danhuang nodded again and again. If he had heard that he was going to eat with zombies, he would have to die headlong. But now, he just thinks it's okay to eat with zombies, zombies are cuter than angry masters!
But can zombies eat? Or do they eat by themselves and the zombies drink blood next to them?
It doesn't matter, as long as Ren Bikong doesn't get angry, it's fine. The feeling he had just experienced, he would never try again!
So, the two of them and the four zombies gathered around the dining table together. Unlike what Ji Danhuang thought before, these four zombies just stood beside him, grinning and watching him eat, and did not drink blood with a bowl. Presumably, these four zombies at the level of the corpse king have been freed from the shackles of hunger and do not need to rely on blood to fill their stomachs.
After eating and drinking, Ren Bikong took Ji Danhuang back to the mountain and officially began to teach Ji Danhuang to learn the magic of cāo to control zombies. Because of his previous experience in teaching Ji Danhuang's swordsmanship, this time Ren Bikong only talked about the most superficial things, and let Ji Danhuang practice first. As for those advanced things, they are basically all touched upon.
Anyway, I can't understand Ji Danhuang after talking about it, so it's better not to waste all that time, energy and saliva. With that kung fu, take Ji Danhuang to practice a few more times, it's better than anything else!
Ji Danhuang rattle a bell in one hand, according to what Ren Bikong taught, with awkward footwork under his feet, chanting words while rattling the bell, waving his hands up and down to direct the two zombies to fight. It's a pity that the zombie really doesn't give him face, and he still stands there grinning weirdly, and he has no intention of moving at all.
Ji Danhuang was not discouraged and continued to chant the mantra rattle. I shake, I shake, I shake! I don't believe you are disobedient.
Two hours later, Ren Bikong fell asleep leaning on the trunk of the tree in a daze, Ji Danhuang was still shaking the rattle hard, and the zombies still maintained a weird smile and grinned at Ji Danhuang.
Ji Danhuang was so angry that he gritted his teeth, blew his beard, and stared, rattling the bell at the zombies.
Laugh at the fart! Laugh again, Lao Tzu pulled out all your teeth! Make you laugh!
The zombies seemed to sense Ji Danhuang's anger, and they all put away their weird smiles, and their eyes were unusually strict, looking really scary.
Ji Danhuang helplessly supported his forehead. With this expression, you might as well laugh!
So, the zombies were happy again.
Ji Danhuang glared at the zombies viciously and continued to practice. He doesn't believe it, he can't even handle these funny stinky zombies tonight!
"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"
Ji Danhuang closed his eyes and shook his head, reciting the mantra over and over again as quickly as if he were chanting a scripture. In a trance, I heard a strange sound around me, and when I opened my eyes, I saw two zombies with rune paper on their foreheads, and they were poking each other there according to the rhythm of his rattle. The action is blunt and weird, but anyway, they finally move!
Ji Danhuang was overjoyed: "Master, Master! I succeeded! The zombie moved!"
As a result, Ji Danhuang shouted like this, the spell was interrupted, and the two zombie arms were retracted, and the pestle stood there straight and unmoving. Ji Danhuang hurriedly rang the bell and chanted a spell, but the more anxious he was, the more mistakes he made, and the zombie never moved again.
Ji Danhuang was anxious: "Master, Master, they really moved just now!"
Although Ren Bikong slept soundly by the tree, he knew everything that was happening around him, and naturally he also knew what happened to the zombie under the command of Ji Danhuang. Seeing Ji Danhuang's anxious look, Ren Bikong smiled slightly: "I saw it." Don't worry, take your time, you are not proficient in the movements, and the success rate will be high if you practice a few more times. That's all for tonight, go back to sleep, and continue tomorrow. ”
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