Chapter 177: Comrade, Fortunately
"All of you're scared?" the night governor saw green smoke rising above his head, obviously angry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "I'll do it myself!"
As soon as they heard this, they all came to see the excitement, and the four tall night tour pickets carried out a small mountain cannon, which looked similar to the 60 mortar. It's just that the barrel is thicker, and the feet are set up and filled into a green crystal cylinder, and the four of them immediately retreat far away, just waiting for the adults to launch it themselves.
Nightdo's teeth rattled, and he knew that the monkey cubs didn't want to be responsible. After all, playing with this kind of big killing weapon in the main city of the underworld, a mistake is a felony of soul dismemberment. Whatever he is, this evil breath must come out!
At the moment when he stepped forward and tried to move the lever, there was a moment in front of him, and a figure appeared in front of the White Tower.
The leader and his subordinates lost their voices together, and at the same time turned their heads to look at the ground—huh? What about our cannon?
After all, the Night Governor has a superior IQ, and he is the first to wake up.
In the hands of the strange young man opposite, it was not "also one" but "ours" small mountain cannon. How did he do it?
For Du Yuan, the underworld is too fresh and unfathomable. Fortunately, it was still in effect here—within three seconds of being almost stationary, he calmly took away the guy who seemed to be the most threatening......
"Hello everyone—what is this? Who can teach me how to use it?" Du Yuan said hello casually, and began to bury his head in fiddling with the small mountain cannon, picking here and there, and having a lot of fun.
But it frightened the night pickets!!
"Don't don't don't don't—don't face us, a little bit, a little bit—" The voices of gossiping earnestness rang out. When it comes to life, everyone is passionate.
Lord Night Governor was speechless, his head instantly cooled down, and the green smoke no longer came out.
"Ahem...... Who are you, boy?"
Du Yuan raised his head when he heard this, "Boy, hehe, I'm not counted." Someone who has a daughter-in-law—" With his head swinging back.
All the over-nervous night tours only then saw clearly-it turned out that there was a woman in a red dress standing behind him, wearing a cloak of colored feathers, white teeth and red lips, and she was very good-looking.
The Night Governor put the old god away, and said, "Strong man, can you put down the things in your hand and chat?"
"You say this?" Du Yuan cocked the muzzle of the cannon and swept along the fan—
Whoop - all twenty people on the other side were lying down! Except for the Night Governor. But he wasn't much better, his legs had already squatted into an M-shaped stride, and he seemed to be shaking a little, ready to leap sideways at any moment.
"There's something to say—there's something to say, there's something to say......" Nightdome pondered his words. "If I'm not mistaken, you must be here for tourism? Isn't it? So visiting relatives or friends?" sounds ridiculous to his subordinates. However, he has his own plans, the big killing weapon is in the hands of others, so let's stabilize it first.
With his many years of professional experience, he naturally saw at a glance that the young men and women used the original Ding furnace, which is a luxury item in the capital and has to be taxed. He himself and twenty of his subordinates are considered to be a special class - they are only used for high-quality printing skins.
"Visiting relatives or friends?" reminded Adu, "Ahem, it's true! I have a brother who works here, and we happened to be passing by and wanted to stop by to see him. But ......."
"But what? Don't worry, I'll help if I can!" Seeing that the muzzle of the cannon was lowered, the Night Governor slowly straightened his legs.
"But I lost the business card he gave me, and I can't remember the exact address for a while. He was a trainee impermanence that was. Now it is estimated that he has already turned positive - his name is Maikou. Who of you recognize?" This is a half-truth, and coupled with Du Yuan's acting skills, it seems very credible.
"Oh-" One of the Night Wanderer pickets lifted half of the ground and opened his mouth in a large O-shape.
Night Governor and Du Yuan turned to him at the same time, "Do you recognize?!"
That Yeyou stood up, shook his black robe, and smiled, "Of course, of course." Many people know him. Our esteemed Lord Night Governor is from the Middle Ages and is not very familiar with these new civil servants. I'm here from the 21st century, so naturally I won't miss the Milestone - Uranus superstar, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes. Du Yuan smiled happily, there was a play. "If it's convenient, can you take me to find it? Don't worry, as soon as I find him, I'll give you back this big iron pipe." He swept the small mountain cannon in his hand.
"Oh, don't mind, you can be gentle—" The night wanderers, who had just stood up, crouched down again.
Lord Night Governor overstepped his behalf, and immediately said, "Of course you can!" Kunsha, you immediately take the two distinguished guests to find that impermanence, and remember to bring the tools back when you come back." As he spoke, he winked his eyes again and again, for fear that this subordinate would be too stupid to understand what tools were.
The man who was called Kun Sha bowed deeply, "Yes." The subordinates will go. ”
When he turned around to leave, Du Yuan twisted his wrist first, and the hundred-foot-tall tower behind him suddenly shrank into a size more than a palm, and fell lightly in his hands.
This hand startled the night tour into a cold sweat. Great god, definitely great god!
Du Yuan carried the mountain cannon on his shoulder, and took the pagoda into his arms with one hand. "I'm sorry, my ship. He habitually told a little lie again. Red Sleeves is clear - he is always like this, believing in the philosophy of "big lies hurt the body, small lies are pleasant", and he takes pleasure in playing tricks on his opponents.
"Prepare to stop, go!" With this shout, the three of them took Kun Sha first and walked to another street.
After a while, the twenty people who did not move breathed a sigh of relief.
The Night Governor made a little more face, "You, you and you, you three follow from afar, don't let these two guys cheat." I'm worried that Kun Sha's IQ is not ...... enough"
He turned to look at the others, "You all remember to me, no one is allowed to go out with a cannon in the future." It's so dangerous!"
Everyone was silent, each beating a small drum in their hearts—oh, you know the danger now, we already know it......
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At the crossroads, Kun Sha raised his hand to stop a skeleton carriage, and the three of them sat in the black wooden carriage, temporarily spreading the small cannon at their feet. Kun Sha commanded, "Lingbei Mansion." The carriage started silently and moved forward steadily.
"Where did the Night Governor mix up in the Middle Ages? I don't listen to the accent like a person from the Celestial Empire, at least not as authentic as you. Du Yuan was relaxed and idle, his eyes were alert, and he stared at the car window with red sleeves.
That night you said, "We adults are from Europe, Romanians. I'm different from him, I'm Thai. Of course, now they are all underworld hukou, and there is no distinction between nationalities. ”
Du Yuan was a little surprised, turned around and stared at him, the two rows of seats in the carriage faced each other, which startled Kun Sha.
"You won't be the Kunsha general of the Golden Triangle, will you?"
"Hahaha, it turns out that I still have some thin names. Night Tour was proud, "It's down, but you may also know that my ancestral home is Dali of the Celestial Empire, my real name is Zhang Qifu, and my father was born in the national army." I only use Thai names when I do black market trading, which is not enough to smear my ancestors. ”
For this kind of surprise, Du Yuan can already accept it. Fortunately, Red Sleeves lacked underworld knowledge and didn't show the expression of wanting to chase this kind of star.
"Fortunately, Comrade Chif. My name is Du Yuan, you can just call me Adu. ”
Kun Sha was flattered, he was no longer the drug king of the Golden Triangle, he had been a low-level enforcer in the underworld for eight years, and he had adapted to his new life. At this moment, the young fellow spoke very affectionately, and seemed to regard him as a friend. This made him very relieved, and he immediately returned the salute, "Comrade Adu, fortunately!"
The common revolutionary fervor instantly formed a blood bond in the hearts of the two. Add a touch of warmth to the gloomy road of this ghost domain.
"Ahem, then you're welcome. Brother Du, do you really know Maikou?"
"Of course. What are you worried about?"
"That's good. Otherwise, don't go to the Lingpei Mansion if it's okay. The place is commonly known as the butcher's retirement home. Our night tour organization is affiliated with the Ten Palaces, and the eldest is the Yama of each Palace. And the Lingpei Mansion ...... Alas, it's all guys who killed people without blinking before they were alive and occupied high positions.
It is said that these people are so protective of their qi that they can convert their karma into a quota for life, so they still hold the power of life and death in the underworld. Shengsheng took a slice of the traditional Ten Temples business.
It's complicated to have a mutual political strife, and I see that you're kind, so I'll remind you - don't get involved in the unruly dispute, just leave when you've had enough, and don't stay for long. ”
Du Yuan and Red Sleeves glanced at each other, and they all seemed to understand. But he received this sincerity, so he thanked him, "Okay, listen to my brother." ”
Kun Sha was very pleased, and couldn't help but say a few more words. "In other words, we are the best in the Great Heavenly Empire. You see, just now the Night Governor and the others all spoke the Celestial Empire, and here, it is the only official language. ”
"How so?"
"Of course. There is only one form of government in the underworld, and the choice of official language is only determined by the percentage of the population. We may not be able to do anything else in the Celestial Empire, and it is very powerful to have children. The population base is large, and dying here is also the mainstream. Naturally, the official language is tilted over. ”
"Actually, ahem-" Du Yuan almost choked, "Legend has it that the underworld is just a reincarnation transit station, how can there still be a permanent population?"
"Hey, hey. I also figured it out when I got here. Ordinary souls who come to reincarnate take a turn in the Lingpei Mansion and leave, the guilty but useful go to hell, and the guilty and useless are directly thrown into the Lechuan River to dissolve.
Dealing with these matters requires a large number of public service positions. And these civil servants have their own families, and after a long time, the family compound has formed the main city of the capital of Xudu, which is now a huge scale. ”
Oh - this explanation is very clear, the confused person is no longer confused in an instant, and has a general understanding of the social structure of the underworld.
Whirl, the carriage slowly stopped.
Kun Sha took the initiative to open the car door and said to Du Yuan, "I won't go down." You know, the relationship between the Ten Temples and the Lingbei Mansion...... When you enter the gate along the steps, you will say that you are looking for the Mai Buckle of the Lu Yin Division. I wish you all the best and safe!"
Du Yuan and Red Sleeves got out of the car, turned around and thanked him, "Brother, the big iron pipe will be handed over to you." Take care of yourself, too!"
Kun Sha's eyes moistened instantly, and it felt so good to meet such a little brother in the underworld where the weak eat the strong.
The two sides waved goodbye. The carriage turned around and went......
Du Yuan and Red Sleeves took a closer look at the building in front of them - hey, what a majestic black palace!