Chapter 178: Add more cat feces and less sugar
The little couple walked into the black bedrock hall tremblingly, and their hearts were up and down, not knowing what they were going to face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Fortunately, there are no doormen and no security checks...... The famous Lingbei Mansion just swaggered in and no one cared?
It wasn't until a secret door was opened in the mural on the west side of the corridor that a black-robed man with a hood covering his face walked out holding a stack of documents three feet high, Du Yuan finally couldn't help it, "Hey-this gentleman, please stay!"
The man was stunned for a moment, his eyes examined the two strange visitors from the shadow of the hood, and stepped forward to pile all the Chinese pieces in his hand into Du Yuan's arms - Du Yuan was busy picking up the steady, and then saw that the man had taken off the hood by himself, revealing a black hair.
"Uh...... It turned out to be a lady - IMHO, if you look like you, every second of covering up is a crime!"
This is not an exaggeration, the woman is indeed beautiful.
It's just that it is so blatantly touted, only Du Yuan has this magic skill in the entire Dan Garden, and Dan Lao is also willing to bow down here.
The woman smiled happily, "...... All right. You new guys? The intern walked down the hallway, turned right at the fifteenth door to get the new uniform, and then -- hey, you're in a good bag, it's the same as the original!
"Thank you, beauty. Do you know where the impermanence of the 'Lueji' is located?"
"Yo, can't you see it?" the woman tossed her long hair over her left shoulder, "Most of the people who usually come to guide the way are not very sweet. As she spoke, she stretched out a finger and lifted Adu's chin upward, "Tsk, such a sunny youth is even rarer." ”
The faint fragrance close at hand was intoxicating, and Du Yuan couldn't help but stare at the blurred cross-eyed.
Brush - The other jade hand dragged Adu three feet away from behind.
The woman's face was instantly replaced by a cold face with red sleeves. "This husky is mine. If you know, say it, if you don't know, say goodbye!"
"Poof—laughed to death. The woman's delicate body trembled in the black robe, "Okay, Lu Yinsi walked to the end and turned left, the seventh gate is the rotating impermanence lounge, where those who are not on the mission are generally smoking, playing cards, and beeping." ”
"Thank you!" Red Sleeves turned around and took the large stack of documents in Du Yuan's arms and returned them to her, pulled up the little lover and left.
"Hey, your dog is very handsome!" came from behind him, "If you are tired of playing, you can leave me here for two days - remember, my name is Meixi, the second secretary of the Awakening God Division, goodbye!"
"I'm tired of playing with your sister. Sister Xi doesn't like it, "Sister Xi doesn't ......like it," the red sleeves didn't reply, and muttered in a low voice. Dare to snatch a man in front of the old lady, blind your ghost eyes! What's wrong with the underworld, it will poke a hole in you.
Du Yuan was pulled by her, and his heart and face bloomed with joy. This woman of her own - jealous looks the best.
The door to the pantry was kicked open, and the people sitting at the bar inside were stunned, and they all looked towards the door - obviously the red sleeves were still angry, and this kick couldn't help but be a little stronger.
She didn't expect that there were so many people inside, and she was stunned at the door, and she didn't know what to say all of a sudden.
This time, it was Adu's turn to drag her behind him, and the second-year young man Ma Li changed into a harmless smile on his face, "Ahem-hello everyone." I just accidentally fell and slammed the door open......" he said, rubbing his head vigorously.
Behind the door came a half-thin face, with a hawk's nose and thin eyes, and a pair of round-rimmed glasses with metal frames. He glanced at Du Yuan, and then leaned out most of his body to look at the door panel.
"Okay, yours is yours. A shoe print came out of his head!" As soon as these words came out, the room burst into laughter.
This man speaks unhurriedly, with a low rhythm of his own. I saw him walk out from behind the door, holding a horsemouth cup in his hand, and the rich aroma of coffee slowly wafted out - not from the cup, but from the placket of his shirt......
Du Yuan stuck out his tongue, knowing that Red Sleeves had just made a mistake.
"Hey, I'm sorry! I was reckless—" He clenched his fists and bowed, remembering that the person in front of him was obviously not a Celestial Empire.
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't look like a newcomer...... What's the matter with you?"
"Oh, that's right, I have a good friend named Maikou, and he said he was doing an apprenticeship here, so he ......"
"Your surname is Du?" the tall thin man shook his shawl and big toilet lid hairstyle, and held his glasses with one finger.
"That's right—" Du Yuan was extremely surprised. "Do you recognize me?"
"Oh, that's not it. Mai Buckle often talks about you, thank you for returning the main soul of the fetal light in the gloves to him. The tall and thin man made a gesture of please, politely.
This person is very personable, and the two uninvited guests are not easy to refuse. Then he went into the room and found two empty seats and sat down, and in front of him was a round table. The thin man also pulled out a chair and sat opposite Du Yuan, "What do you want to drink?"
"It's good to be like you. "Du Yuan didn't know what was here, so he was a little clever.
"Okay, two cups of cat poop coffee - more cat poop and less sugar!" the man shouted behind the bar with his long arms raised.
"Oh-" Pei Hongsleeve almost vomited.
The bored people next to him laughed again.
One of the handsome men with the head of the plane walked over with his hips swinging, sat down unceremoniously and said, "You two, don't be deceived by this Sven scum in front of you!
"I know. Du Yuan smiled gratefully, "Cat poop coffee doesn't have cat poop at all, it's just ground from undigested coffee beans from cat poops." ”
"Whoa—" Redsleeves retched again, and it seemed that this explanation was not very soothing.
"My name is Du Yuan, what do you call me?"
The head of the plane seemed to be surprised by his ignorance, raised one eyebrow, and took a large toad mirror from the deep chest of the pointed collared shirt and put it on his face. "Price. You can call me Elvis—"
Rely on - Du Yuan blurted out a dirty word, otherwise there was no way to express his panic.
That's right, that's right! Maikou's colleagues, otherwise, it's not enough to match the magnitude!
"What about you—" Du Yuan turned his head and asked the thin man from earlier.
The thin man smacked his lips and leaned his upper body lazily on the back of the chair, "John......"
Well, it's okay, it's relatively ordinary-Du Yuan's blood pressure dropped a little bit.
The thin man crossed his hands around his thumb and continued, "John?? Lennon. ”
You uncle! Without such a big pant, Du Yuanteng stood up, and he almost heard the capillaries of his eyes popping instantaneously due to cerebral congestion.
"The Beatles?!"
The thin man shook the toilet lid in a chic manner, "Here, there is only a Shawl." ”
Du Yuan looked at Elvis Presley on the left and Lenong on the right, indeed—no different from the two dusty vinyl album covers under the bed in his Mianyang bachelor apartment.
He was angry, "You're playing with me, aren't you? Tear off the mask - I don't believe in rock 'n' roll, and everyone goes to hell!"
Lennon looked at Elvis, Elvis Presley looked at Lennon, and the two of them looked up to the sky and laughed......
After a while, Lennon was the first to stop, bowed down to the table, and said seriously, "There are two language problems in your words. First, this is the capital of Xu, and the next stop is hell, and second, the rock and roll people don't all come down - it's not that they don't want to, it's that they don't have the qualifications. ”
"How do you say this?" Du Yuan saw that he was serious, and slowly sat down to listen.
"Hey, hey. Look at me and Mai Buckle, and this Elvis Presley - what do we have in common?"
"Hmm...... They are all superstars, and they all died young......" Du Yuan struggled and thought about it.
"Bingo, the key points are very accurate!" Lennon gave a thumbs up. In other words, we all made a deal with the devil. Improve the quality of life by compressing the length of life, and condense the brilliance of a lifetime into a short period of glory.
When the dust settles, we have to come here to fulfill our promises – part of the deal, and everyone in the spirit of the contract must keep them.
Of course, people come in different ways. Elvis Presley and Maikou lacked courage and took the soft route to complete their life's journey with drugs. And I, just chose the most rock spirit - bang!" he gestured with a shot.
"Uh...... It turned out to be all arranged. But you didn't commit suicide or he killed you, didn't you kill an innocent person and put you in prison?"
"Oh, young man. It's not about innocence. The soul of the assassin was only one short of a realization of atonement, which was equivalent to indirectly helping him. To each his own, doesn't he?"
......
Indeed, Milestone said something similar. This made Du Yuan fall into deep thought again-
According to Lin Zhenying, the sect leader of Maoshan, Ma Yong, the richest man in the Celestial Empire, also concluded this kind of deal privately, so he created an explosive domain god status. But now, the richest man wants to break the contract...... Presumably you don't want to report to the underworld too early, right?
"Well, I trust you. Du Yuan retracted his thoughts, "What about Maikou, is he on a business trip again?"
"Oh no," Elvis Presley wiped his sideburns with spit. "It seems that you are not well-informed. During the internship period, he caught a wanted criminal who had been on the list for 800 years and got full points at once. Not only has he turned positive, but he has also been promoted three levels in a row! Now he is our leader. ”
Oh buy ga, oh mai buckle...... Du Yuan was really happy for this friend.
Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, you really didn't hang up in vain! Your bag made a soul-nourishing furnace for Fahai, and your soul was used as a tiptoe cornerstone for Maikou, which can be described as a treasure all over your body, harming yourself and benefiting others—death can also be blinded.
"Let's go," Lennon stood up, waving his hand to stop the waiter who was about to bring coffee. "I'll take you to him. He is now in the Five Courts and has been invited to oversee the dismemberment of souls. ”
Du Yuan hurriedly pulled his red sleeves and stood up, and followed Lenong closely towards the door. Behind them, Elvis Presley also followed with his ass dangling, looking very bored.
"What is the Fifth Division?" In the empty and wide corridor, the huge oil basin was blazing.
"The full name is the Reform Department - Soul Changing Revolution. This answer was a little shocking, and Du Yuan's face flickered. On my day, what soul will I change? Whose life will be changed? A trace of uneasiness gradually condensed into a suspense mark.
Red Sleeves, who had been silent, suddenly spoke, "I have a question that I don't know if to talk about ......."
"Of course, we're here to help. This was said by Elvis Presley, who fell at the end, and it seems that he has been paying attention to the dynamics of the beauty.
"Ahem, I don't quite understand the law enforcement system of the underworld, there are night tours on the street to arrest people and day tours to arrest people across borders. There is also the impermanence of human life, and there is ...... between these categories."
"Hahaha," Elvis Presley smiled happily, "I didn't figure it out when I first arrived." Let's put it this way - to use an inappropriate analogy, the Night Tour belongs to the Ten Temples, which are like the FBI in America where I was alive plus the DHS Homeland Security Agency, which is in charge of the internal security of the Ghost Domain. Of course, the so-called day trip is the part of it stepping on the line.
The affairs of the human world should have been fully under the jurisdiction of our Lingbei Mansion, and only impermanence can go to ask for his life, and the Lingbei Mansion is equivalent to the CIA CIA plus USCIS Immigration Bureau, which specializes in cross-border affairs with foreign countries. But we also have the part that steps on the line, and that is...... Ahem, can't say much, you know.
So since everyone stepped on the line and tacitly understood each other, they turned a blind eye to each other......"
"Why do you say that the night tour master is Si Xudu, instead of the entire underworld?" Pei Hongsleeve listened carefully.
"Oh, the underworld is too big. There are a large number of Patrol Yaksha on the other side of hell, and they are extremely strong in combat, and all of them can fly. As for purgatory, it's a forbidden area for speech, so let's not talk about it. "Free and easy like Elvis, there are times when it is divisive.
Lennon, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, raised his left palm and gestured to a secret door, poof-the whole door was green for a moment, as if there was a glimmer of light. The crack in the door opened from the middle inward—and a dazzling green light shone out from within, and in the distance, there seemed to be a chaotic and endless wail.
"It's here, everyone be honest. Lennon's thin face was very tangled, and his tooth sockets were clenched tightly as if he had damaged his teeth.
"Our level is only enough to enter the door, this is the territory of the Fifth Division, and the director is Zhang Xianzhong, a 10,000-strong person from your Heavenly Dynasty. Hehe, everyone knows what kind of temper he has.
Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, and hold back when you should ask!"