Chapter 341: The Yellow Dynamite That Comes Out of Du Niang (5)

Guo Dalu had already learned from the letters sent by Huang Xueheng in advance, that Lu Yueding was the most trusted eunuch of the old emperor today, and he did not have any colored glasses for eunuchs, and there were still shemales and intersex people in modern society, and he had read some miscellaneous books on the Internet, which contained some content that overturned the case for eunuchs, such as calling for Liu Jin and Wei Zhongxian, thinking that most of their notoriety was smeared by literati doctors, and the latter was the real gravedigger of the Ming Dynasty. In the letter sent by Huang Xueheng, www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, it was also mentioned that although Lu Yueding was greedy for money, he did not have any evil deeds, and even Beijing officials Chinese like the household servants had to say "Father-in-law Lu is a proper person".

Guo Dalu stood in the cage and hugged his fists at Lu Yueding: "There is Lao Lu's father-in-law who rushed all the way to Houlong Village to issue the decree, originally I should have personally greeted the decree, but now it is like this--" As he spoke, he pointed to the robbery cloud on his head, just as a thunderbolt slashed down, the silver snake on the surface of the metal cage danced wildly, Guo Dalu smiled bitterly: "I am like this, how can I accept the decree?"

Lu Yueding hurriedly said: "There is the right to do things, and in the past, there were also holy decrees issued by the saints, and the adults who received the decree could not receive the decree for various reasons, or were seriously ill, trapped in the bed, or were in a fierce battle, and people did not leave the saddle, and at this time, it was okay for the most trusted person around to receive the decree on their behalf." We have an idea here, why don't Mr. Houlong salute in Guo's cage, and Old Master Guo will take the order on behalf of him, so that he can make it?"

Guo Dalu nodded: "Then let's do it." ”

So one of the most incredible cultivator canonization ceremonies of the Great Li Dynasty was tossed and turned at the foot of Fengshen Mountain, the clouds rolled overhead, and the heavenly thunder slashed down one after another, Guo Dalu Shi Ran stood in a metal cage, wearing a suit of clothes that were tattered because of the explosion.

Outside the cage, there is an incense case placed at a distance of 100 meters, Guo Jin kneels down, Li Hua leads the Yixue students to stand solemnly on both sides, they will be the official disciples of the Science Gate from now on, and the villagers are lined up behind, and next to them are the little eunuchs and military generals.

Pity a few little eunuchs and generals still have gauze wrapped on their heads, and blood drips from the corners of their clothes, but they still have to straighten their waists, holding dust, ruyi, lanterns, holding golden melons, forbidden cards and other ceremonies, and there are drums and beatings next to them.

After all, Lu Yueding is an internal envoy, he has his own prestige, he is not chaotic in the face of danger, and the clothes on his body are neat and tidy - the clothes that were soiled in the trench just now have all been changed, he coughed, slowly opened the holy decree, and read it out sharply.

The holy decree of the canonization of cultivators, its own format, claimed to have been handed down for thousands of years, it is full of ancient texts, Guo Dalu was confused, only faintly heard the words "Mr. Houlong", it should be talking about himself, so he knelt down indiscriminately, kowtowed, and said, "The minister's decree is grateful."

Lu Yueding looked embarrassed, Guo Dalu is a cultivator, how can he be called a minister? He should be called this Tao and this immortal, and if he is polite, he will call himself a "man of the mountains and wilderness", how can he not call himself a courtier. Originally, before the official decree was issued, there was a special person to teach Guo Dalu etiquette, but Guo Dalu had such a boring kung fu to learn such a boring thing, so he simply used the routine he learned to receive the decree from watching film and television dramas, and naturally he had a big foreign appearance.

However, Lu Yueding glanced up at the clouds on his head, he didn't have the heart to grasp such a small problem to do anything, and after reading it randomly, he handed the holy decree to Guo Jin, who was kneeling in front of the incense case, Guo Jin would have been dizzy with joy, if it weren't for Guo Dalu still trapped in the cage and being struck by lightning, he would have laughed three times happily -- my Guo family actually has today! Look, even the unborn child has graced the cloud rider, and it is really the green smoke on the ancestral tomb!

Guo Xiang Xiang long live, kowtow to thank him - he knocked his head really well, the bluestone slabs were banged, and he took the holy decree with his hands and feet and offered it to the incense table, which was the end of the ceremony.

Lu Yue breathed a long sigh of relief, only to find that he had unconsciously sweated and wet his clothes, this is not surprising, this throughout the ages, in the face of the decree issued by the clouds and thunder, it is only our father-in-law Lu!

It stands to reason that after Lu Yueding has issued the decree, he will have nothing to do, and he can go back to Beijing just like that, but Lu Yueding looked at Guo Dalu, who was still confused under the thunder, and suddenly a thought flashed in his heart - maybe in this Mr. Houlong, he can get something unexpected.

Lu Yueding turned his head to the old village chief Zhu: "Please also ask Zhu Li to find a place in the village, so that our family can rest their feet, and when Mr. Houlong successfully survives the catastrophe, our family still wants to consult Mr. Houlong." "Oh, good fellow, this is Lai in Houlong Village.

On weekdays, the most favored envoy of the saint lives in Houlong Village, and the old village chief Zhu has to stammer, but today is different - Guo Dalu is still trapped in the cage and is thundered by the sky, the old village chief Zhu casually called Li Bo and asked him to take Lu Yueding to find a place to live, anyway, after the transformation of the new countryside in Houlong Village, some are newly built empty houses, that is, the entire proclamation team can live, and there are also free.

Old Village Chief Zhu cautiously walked to the edge of the cage and asked Guo Dalu inside: "Mr. Houlong--" Guo Dalu grinned, "Don't, old village chief, what do you call me Mr. in your old crepe, I'm uncomfortable, let's call me Brother Guo, let's ignore the canonization of the emperor's old officials, and the nephew will play the lantern--Uncle Zhao (old)." ”

Next to him, Guo Jin also said: "Yes, yes, if the old village chief calls me a lord, I can't bear it, how I called it before, and how I call it now." We are all practitioners of science now, so naturally we are not conventional. ”

In fact, Mr. Houlong, the old village chief Zhu, also screamed awkwardly, and said with a smile: "Okay, Brother Guo, look at it, what can we do to help you, it's not a problem for you to stay in the cage all the time." ”

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly and spread his hands: "Don't hide it from the old village chief, I also have no tricks to use this catastrophe, just now in order to save me from the cave, a good friend has been seriously injured, if I take a step in this Guo family's cage, a thunderbolt will come down, and I will die on a stilt." ”

Old Village Chief Zhu scratched his head vigorously: "Then is it possible that Brother Guo will stay in this cage for the rest of his life?

Guo Dalu sighed: "I finally have a slight comprehension of merit cultivation, although I have not yet reached the realm of Bigu, and I can't die without eating or drinking in a short period of time, so I can only slowly find a way to deal with this heavenly tribulation." ”

Indeed, in a short period of time, Guo Dalu could only stay in the cage honestly, fortunately it was winter at this time, although it was cold, but there was no rain and no snow, otherwise there would be a rain, Guo Dalu would be embarrassed, and he would have become a lost dog in the cage. (To be continued.) )