Chapter 342: The Yellow Dynamite from Du Niang (6)
But I didn't think that Mr. Houlong was canonized by the saint today, and after the envoy arrived in Houlong Village, he was just right to bump into Mr. Houlong's crossing, and as a result, Mr. Houlong sacrificed the magic weapon and withstood the catastrophe, and the news that he was still facing off soon spread to Yinxian County. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's a sensation in the city!
It is common knowledge for cultivators to cross the tribulation in the Great Li Dynasty, but mortals have never seen it, because the tribulation is a major event, and every cultivator attaches great importance to it.
But now, there is a living immortal, in front of mortals to cross the catastrophe! This is much better than what "Liang Zhu", acrobatics, for a while, the surrounding people all flocked to Houlong Village to watch, usually meet on the road, greet each other from "have you eaten", to "go to Houlong Village to see the transition robbery?"
Guo Dalu squatted in the cage, looking at the people who were constantly coming and going and looking at him with curiosity, and he was angry--bastard! Is Lao Tzu a monkey? Even if he is watching a monkey show, he should pay a few rewards!
It's just that Guo Dalu's anger, the people didn't take it to heart, they still thought that this was Mr. Houlong fighting against the full strength of the exercise and the thunder - there was a storyteller who was still dancing next to him, and his spit was flying, explaining:
"Fellow villagers, please see, the magic weapon that Mr. Houlong is sitting on is the Golden Bell Jar of the Nine Rank Lotus Terrace of the Crossing Tribulation Treasure, and the thunder of the arms here has struck down, and if you change to an ordinary cultivator, you will already be gone. But Mr. Houlong exerted his whole body strength, poured into the Jiupin Lotus Platform Golden Bell Jar, the Golden Bell Cover protects the Lord, and the heavenly thunder is scolded, it is really a golden light dance, angry bullfighting! The Jiupin Liantai Golden Bell Jar looks like it will collapse at any time, but after all, Mr. Houlong is a chess player, and he has resolved the heavenly thunder with immeasurable mana--"
Resolve your sister!
Guo Dalu shouted: "Li Bo, give Lao Tzu a death, from now on, set up a card at the head of the village, and then someone wants to see Lao Tzu fight against the catastrophe, five copper coins per person, and Tong Su will trade fairly without bullying!"
The story of Mr. Long's tribulation after the Science Gate spread widely, but when he heard it in the ears of other cultivators, he just smiled, "What kind of metal cage is used to cross the catastrophe?" It is really ridiculous to the extreme! Only those stupid mortals who have never seen the world will take this matter seriously.
Even Fan Chongzi, the lord of Tianyi Pavilion, only shook his head with a smile after hearing the rumors, in his mind, that Guo Dalu was just fighting against ordinary thunder and lightning, and the cloud robbery and heavenly thunder were just false rumors.
If this heavenly tribulation can be overcome so easily, then the Great Li Dynasty is not full of flying immortals? Since ancient times, I don't know how many cultivators and mountain spirits and wild demons who have accumulated years have been blasted to the top by the heavenly thunder and wiped out when they are about to cultivate a golden body.
Although Mr. Houlong has a little fame, but it is only circulated among the people, in the cultivation world, the science gate is just a small sect that does not enter the stream, and Mr. Houlong Guo Dalu only knows how to drum up some strange skills and tricks of loose cultivation, but the emperor of the mortal world was somehow confused by him, and actually issued a Danshu iron coupon.
However, even if there is a Danshu iron coupon, it is nothing, cultivation is the only righteous path, and only by continuously obtaining the spiritual power of the five elements can the cultivator not fall into reincarnation, so Guo Dalu relied on Guo's cage to cross the catastrophe, which was just a not very funny joke in the cultivation world of the Great Li Dynasty, and when he heard it, he threw it to the back of his mind.
On this day, Lu Yueding got out of the warm quilt, and there was a little eunuch next to him changing clothes, Lu Yueding looked at a pile of official uniforms, frowned, and said: "Today, a blacksmith Li wants to accompany me to the mine to have a look, it is inconvenient to move in this big coat, didn't the big girl give me a set of overalls? ”
The little eunuch hesitated: "Father-in-law, this overalls are worn by the people of the township, you wear this, it's a little inappropriate, right?"
Lu Yueding glared at the little eunuch: "You monkey cub, you wear this overalls when you work up and down the science gate in Houlong Village, everyone is a serious cultivator, I wear overalls, what's inappropriate? ”
The little eunuch knew that Gonggong Lu was joking, and the palace had its own prestige, so how could he change into such strange clothes just for the convenience of work? Compared with the palace clothes with intricate embroidery, the overalls with several large pockets sewn on the outside for miscellaneous items were simply extremely crude.
Lu Yueding really likes overalls, not only overalls, but in fact, he likes some of the new clothes that have been circulated in Houlong Village, especially the sanitary pants - this is not Lu Yueding's perversion, but the eunuch's body is mutilated and he can't control Xiaojie. Whether it is sitting or standing up, the lower body is always ticking down, even if it is sprinkled with the most popular secret perfume of Guo Lanying in Houlong Village, there is a smell of urine on the body, and the clothes on the lower body are always semi-dry and not wet.
But since he put on sanitary pants, Lu Yueding no longer has to endure the embarrassment of urine, and it is no problem to serve by the old emperor's side for a day.
Lu Yueding saw that the little eunuch was unimpressed with the tooling, and sighed: "You monkey cubs know a fart, Mr. Houlong has some inventions, which seem inconspicuous, but in fact, they are all extremely practical, and they can't live at home, so you know it's good to use them." ”
The little eunuch smiled: "That's it, not to mention anything else, all kinds of strange things in this new house are really easy to use, especially the bathroom, tsk, a big hand is comfortable to death, and the small ones are worried, this time in Beijing, how to go to the thatched house." ”
Lu Yue said: "There are also craftsmen in the snow sugar shop in Houlong Village in the capital who specialize in building this new bathroom, but the price is extremely expensive. Because all kinds of utensils have to be shipped from Yinxian County to Jinwei, and then transported to the capital by land, the ceramic sanitary ware is the most unbearable to bump, transported to the capital, ten pieces will be bumped and damaged four or five. Therefore, the price is extremely expensive, plus the craftsman's handmade silver, all of them add up, there are no four or five thousand taels of silver, and you can't afford to build such a bathroom. ”
The little eunuch stuck out his tongue: "Good girl, four or five thousand silver taels can build a bathroom as big as two or three mats! The villain only has three taels of silver a month, and he can't afford to use the bathroom for the rest of his life." ”
Lu Yueding walked downstairs and said: "That's not it, I said, this bathroom costs a lot, and most of it is due to the difficulty of transportation." Then Li Bo gave me an idea, I have a coal mine under my name, and there is also clay around the capital, so I simply cooperate with our family in Houlong Village to set up a kiln in the capital that specializes in burning sanitary ware, and the products are exclusively for the inner courtyard of the palace and the rich and noble. When the time comes, all the thatched houses in the palace will be transformed into toilets, but you monkey cubs will be cheaper for nothing. ”
Naturally, Lu Yueding said it casually, and it was true that he made a windfall.
The reason why Li Bo dragged Lu Yueding to make a fortune together was just to take the opportunity to befriend him, and Li Bo knew in his heart that Lu Houding had been operating in the harem for decades, and the relationship within the palace was intertwined.
Lu Yue arrived in the hall on the first floor, Li Dayan was already waiting there, and when he saw him in overalls, he said with a smile: "Father-in-law Lu has a heart, give, these are rattan hats, masks, and gloves, and it is necessary to wear them when entering the mine." ”
Lu Yueding took these labor protection equipment, put them on one by one, and said with a smile: "I have also read the safety production regulations formulated by Guo Ge'er himself, and I know that you can't enter the construction site or mine without wearing these things, but Guo Ge'er loves the workers." Let's go, then. ”
Lu Yueding and Li Dayan went out, and saw Huang Manyuan with a few children from the small class of Yixue, pulling a board cart over, walked to the door, opened a half-person high wooden barrel, took out all the sundries inside, and threw them into the board cart.
Lu Yueding knew that this wooden barrel was called a garbage can, and there were words on it, what "Bao 4 clean", "Bao 8 clean" and so on were numbered, which were specially designed for the villagers to throw away sundries - in fact, in the past, the villagers of Houlong Village did not have garbage at all, at that time, they were poor, and the fine chaff and wild vegetables were all rushed to eat, and a piece of tile was hidden as a treasure, how could it be possible to throw things with a lot of money?
But now it is different, the villagers of Houlong Village are living better and better, although they do not delicate the mountains and seas every day, but there are also some dirty and old things at home that cannot be used, and naturally there is "garbage".
Guo Dalu specially made a batch of garbage cans, placed them next to the new house, and ordered Huang Manyuan to collect garbage and transport it to the back mountain for treatment.
Lu Yueding looked at Huang Manyuan personally digging out the garbage, his slightly immature face was extremely serious, he knew that Huang Manyuan was the only son of Huang County Ling, Huang Xueheng Huang County Ling would soon be rewarded for his meritorious service to the god bean auspicious, if he was not willing to leave Yin County, he would have gone to Hangzhou Mansion to be an official a long time ago, but Huang Manyuan was doing this dirty work, but he didn't care.
You must know that Huang Manyuan is also a serious practitioner, his immortal songs can soothe people's hearts, and can subdue demons and eliminate demons, but under Guo Dalu's teaching, he is honestly digging out garbage.
Lu Houding lived in Houlong Village for a while, listened to night school a few times, and knew that Guo Dalu taught his disciples that "labor is the most glorious", there is no distinction between high and low, only the difference in work, and the mud-legged man should be respected by people like the emperor on the Golden Palace.
--In this regard, Lu Yue didn't feel that there was any big rebellion, you must know that the cultivation sect has its own ideas and cultivation methods, and some evil sects and demon sects even eat living people alive as the method of cultivation.
Today's saints also attach great importance to farming, every year in the spring ploughing, the old emperor also has to personally help the cattle to plough the land in the altar of the earth, set an example for the farmers of the world, and the harem ladies also want to raise silkworms and weave cloth, and the mother of the world. "Labor is the most glorious" is actually very reasonable. (To be continued.) )