Settle the hell!

The man finally stopped scolding when he saw the direction, and smiled gratefully at the direction, and said, "Little brother, before tonight, we really didn't know each other, and there was nothing to do with each other. But...... Now, if you want to say that we don't have any relationship with each other at all, I'm afraid ...... That, I'm afraid, is a bit too much to say. ”

"Let go of the ......" word "fart", which was swallowed hard by Xiang Qian again, and then said: "What about you when you are Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei acting in sketches? You don't fool people! I didn't know you before, and I don't know who you are now, and I don't want to see you again in the future." Hurry up, there is still no relationship between me and you, even when it comes to grandma's house! Did you hear me clearly? What I said was that there is no relationship at all, so don't appear in front of me again! Please. ”

The man sighed softly and began to take one step at a time...... Slowly retreat back.

yes, this guy listened!

Just when a glimmer of hope gradually arose in his heart in front of the direction, the man sat down on the sofa again, sighed again and said, "Little brother, don't stand still, come here, sit down, let's have a good talk." ”

The direction of the front completely collapsed, but there was nothing to be done.

"What's there to talk about?" said that, having no choice but to walk over slowly, he sat down on a single couch at a distance.

"Hey, I have good news and good and bad news for you, which one do you want to hear first?" said the man, his face as pale as a man.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a ghost!

Xiang Qian's mind spun quickly, and he said: "I can remind you, people and ghosts have different paths, you see, this day, but it is about to light up." Don't say I didn't tell you in advance, have you seen "A Chinese Ghost Story"? ”

The man chuckled and said, "I said I wasn't a ghost......

Look at yourself, your face is green and green, you have a ghost head all night, you hold a plate of mosquito coils as fragrant dumplings, and you will go through the wall and cross the wall. Oh, by the way, I fell from the 23rd floor, and the flute didn't crush you to death, you're not a ghost?

"Hehehe, pay attention, don't get too excited, listen up, I'm ...... I'm an immortal, and I'm a little immortal in the official department of the Upper Realm Guanlu Division. The man said with great anticipation.

"You, are you an immortal? hahaha...... Don't be funny, if it's a fairy, you're still hurt? If it's a fairy, you're still a ghost? It's a fairy...... By the way, I'm a big man who goes to the toilet in the middle of the night, what do you see? Are you embarrassed? Are you a fairy? Bah! You voyeur! You old glass, old 'comrade'!"

Such an answer obviously exceeded the man's expectations, and the scolding words that followed were beyond the scope of the man's understanding.

The man was stunned for a moment, and quickly explained: "I—I'm really an immortal." Hey, I don't know why, I've been in the Nether for almost a hundred years, and it stands to reason that it's impossible for anyone to see me, I can't think of it...... Hey, I'm going to bump into you tonight. ”

"Oh, haha, let's talk about it! This is what you said, but we only met tonight! I remember it clearly, from just now to now, I haven't taken anything from you, and I haven't used you anything, and I have nothing to do with you? What kind of bird account is it!" Xiang Qian finally grabbed the loophole in this person's words, and immediately retorted.

"Hurry up, thank you, my door is there! Wherever you fall in love, after you leave, I may be able to sleep again." It's a big deal, every year in the half of July or Qingming, the winter solstice or something, I try to burn some paper money for you. I said, "I've already made serious concessions!" Do you understand? You don't know the rules of negotiation, do you? You don't want to come nonsense!"

The man could only smile bitterly and said, "Hey, if you don't believe that I am an immortal, when the day dawns, you can see for yourself and see if I will follow my soul when the sun comes out?"

Hearing the man's words, it seemed that he didn't want to leave, so he hurried forward and said, "If you don't leave, will you? I'll call 110 to call the police and let the police uncle come to rectify you, do you believe it or not?"

"Hahaha", the man laughed and coughed for a long time, and then said, "You call the police?" I have already said that in this world, no one can see me except you. You call the police, it's no wonder if the police don't arrest you as a psychopath! Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”

This person is an immortal? is it really fake? I couldn't believe it, and I had to believe it a little. After all, he was able to lean out of his body from the next room just now, and he really saw it.

"Hey, little brother, speaking of which, I want to apologize to you. The man laughed and said, "I really didn't know you to go to the toilet just now, seeing that you were in a panic, you ran away before you finished speaking, and I haven't seen you for a long time, I was worried and curious, so I stretched out my head to take a look." As a result, I forgot that you could see me...... Hey, it didn't scare you, did it?"

"Scare me, sir, I didn't grow up scared ...... child" Before he finished speaking, he remembered his gaffe just now, and he couldn't continue to say the rhetoric below, so he had to wave his hand and said: "Forget it, forget it, the so-called don't fight and don't know each other, and those who don't know are not guilty." ”

After a pause, he couldn't help but be curious in front of the direction, and asked: "You just said that there is any good and bad news to tell me, let's talk about the good news first, just take it as Chong Chongxi." I'm home tonight!"

The man smiled and said, "Actually, the good news has already been said just now. I just want to sue you, I'm a fairy. Hehehe, think about it, among you mortals, how many of you mortals can meet immortals in their lifetime?"

"Cut", Xiang Qian snorted softly in his nostrils, this is also good news? However, he thought about it, if the uncle in front of him is really an immortal? Doesn't that mean that I am extremely Tai Lai, starting to be lucky, if I go to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow, I don't know if I will win the jackpot?

The man continued, "As for the good and bad news...... It is...... Hey, you have to compensate me for my losses first. ”

"What?" Xiang Qian suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted: "What's the situation? Are you reincarnated by Zhou Papi? Or is Huang Shiren reincarnated? Are you Yang Bailao to me? Why don't you have a certificate...... Oh, I was born to miss you, and let me pay for it, and I don't have any door!"

"Hmph, settle the account, settle the account!" Xiang Qianqi snorted.

The man calmly looked in front of him and said, "Don't worry, sit down, sit down, and listen to me slowly." Hey, young man, you just love to be excited!"

I scolded in my heart before the direction, if you don't get started, you will let people pay you something, can you not be excited? This excitement is still light, I will be impulsive later, see that I don't smoke you! You love to peep at people's old "glass" in the toilet!

The man saw that he no longer grabbed himself in front of him, thought for a while, and said, "Speaking of which...... Well, I have to start from the beginning, otherwise, you don't believe it, and you'll have to rush back with me!"

Xiang Xiang held the mop in his hand and looked at him fixedly, looking at him attentively.

The man said: "Let me introduce myself first, my surname is He, and He Zhengshen is myself." About 100 years ago, I was assigned by the Immortals to come to your Nether Realm, mainly to supervise and adjust the order of the next officialdom. ”

"Supervision! Okay, then, are you a member of the Discipline Inspection Commission? I wonder if you are familiar with the procuratorate?" asked with a look of eagerness in his eyes.

Of course, the man didn't know what idea Xiang Qian had in his heart at this time, and he was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then smiled and said, "Little brother, what I said about supervision, ahem, is not what you think." To borrow your words, the Commission for Discipline Inspection and I are also unable to fight together with eight strokes. ”

"Speaking of which, there are a number of things that you mortals probably don't know. For example, in terms of the officialdom you are in, who is promoted, who is down, and who is down? In the dark, there are some rules and regulations, but there are also quite a few external forces intervening from the side. By supervision, I mean that these interventions should be eliminated as much as possible in order to maintain the normal operation of the laws of heaven. ”

"Cut, that's not the work of the Commission for Discipline Inspection? Rectify the officialdom, resolutely crack down on running for official positions, and get rid of buying and selling official positions! Don't you? You still want to confuse me!" Xiang Qian said with a disdainful expression.

"Hey, hey, of course not. The object of my intervention is not what you usually call 'corruption', but ...... How do you say that? Yes, it's a 'deal'. ”

"'Deal'? If it's not buying and selling, where is the deal?" asked Xiang Qian curiously.