Immortal Deals

He Zhengshen frowned slightly helplessly, and was very uncomfortable with the way the young man in front of him spoke for a while: he said too much, and it came quickly, and he didn't allow himself to finish speaking, so he interrupted it all over the place, several times, and almost messed up his train of thought.

After a pause, he stopped speaking before seeing the direction, He Zhengshen laughed twice, and then said: "The 'transaction' I am talking about, of course, is not what you understand, hehehe, in fact, it is not a transaction between people at all, but ......."

"Between humans and demons?" asked Xiang Qian.

He Zhengshen could only smile bitterly, but nodded and said: "You can also say that, in short, in this process, of course, there are also transactions between those guys and you humans." ”

"That's it! Unbelievable, unbelievable! Oh, what kind of transaction is it? I'm so big, why hasn't anyone sued me? This is also racist!" he put on a posture of inquiring and indignation.

He Zheng was helpless, and had to gradually begin to adapt to this way of talking with the direction, and said patiently: "What is the specific trading method? There are too many involved in this, and I can't explain it completely for a while, but I can give you an example." For example, if you want to be promoted, you have no way, and you don't want to slowly improve your qualifications and compare your political achievements, then you can go to those guys. You can sell your Yangshou to them, and they will make you satisfied. ”

"Huh?" Xiang opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything else.

He Zheng saw that he was finally shocked forward, and he was also proud in his heart, and continued at the moment: "But in this way, if you do it a little, it will not have much impact on the overall situation." If you do too much and exceed a certain level, you will break the inherent laws of your mortal officialdom, which is not very good. At this time, we have to make adjustments. ”

"Therefore, my role is to ensure that this qiē is in order, mainly to be assigned to supervise and adjust the work. He Zhengshen said concludingly.

"Big head, big head, don't understand, don't understand. Xiang Qian shook his head and muttered.

He Zhengshen thought about it, and in order to make Xiang Qian admit the account, he had to say some things more clearly, so he said: "Let's start with my work." Every few days, I will conduct a comprehensive search of the officialdom in the area I am responsible for, and then score according to various parameters, as long as the balance value is within a reasonable range, then everyone is happy; Once I am out of bounds, I have to do everything I can to find the source of the fluctuations. If it is within my ability, I will immediately make adjustments, and if it is beyond my ability, it will be reported immediately and handed over to a special person to deal with. That's what I do. ”

Xiang Qian was stunned for a moment, thought quietly, and suddenly popped out a sentence and said, "Come less, you coax the second fool!"

He Zhengshen talked for a long time, thinking that he should have listened to the direction, but at this time, he was splashed with cold water by the other party, and he really wanted to cry without tears for a while.

"Let me ask you, you old glass, you go around the mountains and rivers, what supervision, what adjustments, and what is sent and reported, and after talking for half a day, does it have a half-cent relationship with me? ”

He Zhengshen came back to his senses at this time, he was at the beginning, originally, and actually wanted to talk about it, but he was interrupted by this kid and robbed of it, but he left the main topic to be talked about. Hearing the words at this time, He Zhengshen hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't interrupt first, I'll talk about it." ”

"Duh, you can't tell yourself, and you think I'm interrupted......" Looking at He Zheng's bitter face, he waved his hand forward and said, "Okay, you say, let's talk." Say it early and give birth early. ”

At this time, the lights in the house suddenly turned on, and it was finally a call. Look at the time before the direction, it's time to get bright, and then the call comes!

He Zheng breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "We monitor the officialdom day and night, and it is very hard. For this reason, I don't know which dynasty and which generation we started, but we have a privilege, of course, speaking of which, this is also a part of the 'adjustment'. That is, we can also sell official positions to you human beings and make some deals with you. ”

"Hey, hey, it's interesting, it's funny. You are typical of this, you are only allowed to set fires, and they are not allowed to light lamps!" he pointed lightly with his finger in front of the direction.

"Hey, I can't say that, after all, we still do a lot of work for you to maintain balance and stability, and this is just a small compensation, in economics, this is called 'franchising', you usually like to call it 'monopoly', that's it. ”

"Oh, now I can figure it out, dare to love us to call and be slaughtered by the telecommunications company, to see a doctor and to be slaughtered by the hospital, to use water, electricity and gas, all of them to be slaughtered, it turns out that this father's master, I still have to find you!"

He Zhengshen was completely stunned by the direction, and said in his heart, where are you talking about? But when I thought of my own inventory, it was far from finished...... No, it's just that he hasn't started at all, and this kid is actually a mess! But he can't offend the master in front of him lightly, otherwise, he will give you a complete debt, and he will suffer a big loss.

So, He Zhengshen nodded very cooperatively and said, "Okay, okay, if you want to, you can also say this." ”

Xiang Qian scolded hatefully for a while, and then waved his hand generously and said, "Okay, you go on, and continue to work." ”

He Zheng's body and mind were relieved, and he hurriedly said: "I also said before, I have been in the Nether Realm for almost a hundred years......

Xiang Qian suddenly smiled again, and said: "If you make another mistake, I suddenly thought, wouldn't it be profitable to make a loss in doing your business? Uncle, you have been here for so long, you should also know the rules of making friends here, the so-called meeting people have a share, and the meeting is divided into half, right? What's more, the two of us are not just meeting each other, isn't it?

He Zhengshen couldn't turn around and find a place to cry happily, such a stumbling speech was too hard!

However, he was pleased that Xiang Qian was willing to cooperate with him.

He Zhengshen pretended to sigh, and said in a way that wanted to be captured: "Little brother, this business is not so easy to do. Think about it, in the past hundred years, I have tried my best, and so far I have only collected a total of 40 years of Yuan Essence, think about it, how difficult it must be!"

"Yuan Jing, what is this?" said Xiang Qian in surprise.

"Hey, hey, Yuanjing, it's the foundation of everyone's life, to put it bluntly, it's Yangshou ......"

Xiang Qian summed up in his heart, and then said: "Isn't that a loss? It took a hundred years to save 40 years, it's not cost-effective, it's not cost-effective!"

Of course, I don't know before the direction, these 40 years of human Yuan Jing, when they get to the immortal realm, can release ten times the vitality of the vitality with a little dilution and refinement, how can this be a loss? And the advantage of this immortal over mortals is that its consumption of Yuan Jing will be greatly reduced!

Of course, He Zhengshen couldn't divulge the heavenly secrets, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "This is a loss, then let's talk about it later." But it's because it's so difficult to do, so not many immortals are willing to come down and do this business. ”

"Besides, according to the laws of heaven, to do this business, we can't show up, and we can't take the initiative to ask you humans to sell, we can only use guò thoughts, such as meditation, meditation, dreams, etc., and only after reaching an agreement with someone with this strong will can we finally reach this business. But the reality is often that many people say it well in their dreams, and when they wake up, they don't believe it, and they just think it's a good dream, so I can't do anything about it. ”

"Wait, you can't show up, you can't come to the door, hehehe, but I can! Isn't it, if these tasks are given to me, won't there be no problems at all?" asked Xiang Qianqian with a smile.

Finally got to the point, He Zheng breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart, nodded approvingly and said, "It should be!"

"Okay, then we're done!" Xiang Qian finally threw the mop, stood up and said, "Let's set up a partnership company and do this business together!

Xiang Qian excitedly turned around the house several times, suddenly turned his head to look at He Zhengshen, and said: "After talking for a long time, you still haven't talked about settling accounts between the two of us, what do you mean?"