Eighty-nine, Uncle Monkey's new hat
Eighty-nine, Uncle Monkey's new hat
The summoned one turned out to be a pig demon, holding a nine-toothed nail rake, with his back to the nine-headed old dragon, Lao Huang and Yang Qi. In front of him was the pile of jewels and wild fairy dates, and Xiao Erni stood opposite him.
"Wow! What a lot of treasures, huh? This jujube is really a fairy thing, and the 'Law of Balances' really didn't trick me, and it was not in vain that I ran this trip to the old pig." Let's see if these jewels are real and if the dates taste good. ”
The pig demon poked the nail rake to the ground, grinned with a long mouth, opened his arms and happily grabbed the jewel fairy dates on the ground, but was blocked by a layer of air cover that was difficult to see with the naked eye. The pig demon realized:
"Oh, it looks like I'll have to fulfill the contractor's request first, huh, what about the summoner who signed the contract with me?"
The pig demon craned his neck and looked into the distance, but he couldn't see a single figure. Xiao Erni was unhappy, and raised her head and shouted to the pig demon:
"Look there! You can't see a man my age, no wonder I have a pig's head. ”
The pig demon followed the sound and looked down, and it turned out to be a little girl. was counted down by her, and the pig demon didn't think it was angry, but scratched his head and grinned, and said:
"I don't know what you have to send, old pig, I will go to the soup and go to the fire. ”
Erni immediately turned into a flower, not to mention how happy she laughed. Unexpectedly, although this pig demon looks very cold, he is very good at being a man, so he asked:
"I summoned you, what's your name? I must know what kind of monster I summoned after wasting a silver immortal-level 'Law of Balances'. ”
"Monster? Hmph, you doll is so ignorant that you actually say that my old pig is a monster!
"The silver man is handsome, and the wind and flow are the most affectionate.
Because of the pity of Xian'e's loneliness, she stayed in the cold wind from time to time.
The heavenly officials under the steps of the heavenly court are angry, and the demon king of Fuling Yunzhan is born.
Xing went west to learn scriptures and accepted me as an ascetic. ”
"I am now the second apprentice of the scripture taker Tang Xuanzang, whose law name is Zhu Bajie. I still have a senior brother and a junior brother, they are all very talented characters, do you know who they are?"
That's right, the person who came was the beloved Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West, as evidenced by the poem:
Born with a general's belly and two big ears.
The long mouth is good at talking to the sister, and the iron rake is a wave of ten thousand dragons.
I often cry hungry all day long, and I always cry poor all my life.
Asgard Galaxy Tianpeng is handsome, and he is the second senior brother on the way to learn the scriptures.
The little girl was whetted by him, so she quickly shook her head and said:
"How do I know? ”
"Say it and scare you to death, my senior brother is the Monkey King of the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the senior brother is also the general of the Rolling Shutter of the Heavenly Court in the past. Little girl, just say what's the matter, I'll help you settle it, old pig!"
"Poof...... Really?"
The three Yang Qi behind the pig demon were so amused by his boasting that they couldn't hold it back, so Yang Qi asked. The pig demon was taken aback, and since he was teleported here, he has never left any jewels in his eyes, and he really doesn't know that there is someone behind him. Hurriedly turned around and picked up the nail rake, and looked at it, "Ahh......h
The first sound was to find someone, the second was to find three strange people, and the third was to find that among these three people, there were actually nine old dragons who had been robbed! Hey, it seems that this time the task is a bit difficult, the pig demon lowered his voice and said:
"Little girl, as the saying goes, a good man can't stand up to a lot of people, or I'll just beat that little scholar, and you can give less money when it's over?"
"Hahaha......"
Xiao Erni finished laughing and said:
"Zhu Bajie, I can't see that you are still a slippery head, you know how to be light and afraid of heavy, pick soft persimmons and pinch them. ”
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he grumbled:
"At a young age, I learned to judge people by their appearance, I am shrewd old pig! It is estimated that your little mouth has offended these ruthless characters, don't panic, take the old pig to find rescuers. ”
After speaking, he put the nail rake on his shoulder and resisted, and he was about to fly away in the clouds. Yang Qi shouted:
"Are you going to invite me Uncle Monkey?"
The Zhu Bajie put down one of the raised legs, turned his head and asked the little scholar who spoke suspiciously:
"Uncle Monkey, do you know my Brother Monkey?"
"Not only do I know, but when you mention it, I miss Uncle Monkey a little. Uncle Huang, thank you for your hard work, let Uncle Monkey come and meet. ”
Lao Huang didn't say much, a golden light flashed, and he disappeared. Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide and stammered:
"Just ...... The ...... just now That Minion, is ...... Is it Ze Jingqingji? This ...... Is this really Yun Mengze? This nine-headed senior is the Nine-Headed Dragon Demon Venerable?"
Yang Qi nodded, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly put on a smiling face, put away the nail rake and saluted the old dragon, and said:
"The old pig has seen the demon venerable, he has only heard of your name before, and today he finally sees the living one. I'm so excited, old pig. ”
"Hehe, Marshal Tianpeng, you are too polite, are you more excited to see you die?"
Zhu Bajie wiped his sweat, and even said Demon Venerable, you are really joking, so approachable, more humane than those old antiques in Heavenly Court.
After a while, after another flash of golden light, Lao Huang appeared and said:
"The great sage said that the matter of learning scriptures in the west should not be missed, and he will come after a little arrangement. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the monkey's shrill voice in the air:
"Hey, little black, where are your wings? Come on, let me carry you to the little donkey. ”
Everyone looked up and saw that the somersault cloud was not the Monkey King. The monkey took Xiao Hei in his arms and fell. First said to the nine-headed old dragon:
"Demon Venerable, Lao Sun is holding your scared little black in his arms, so he won't give you a salute, don't blame it. ”
The monkey's fierce name Lao Long has also heard of it, and he can say such a thing, which can be regarded as great respect for the old dragon. All friends know that the Jade Emperor of the East and the West is just an "old man" in his mouth. The old dragon didn't hold it up, and nodded back with the monkey.
Subsequently, when the monkey looked at the rest of the people, he was stunned for a moment; Yang Qi was also stunned after glancing at the monkey; and Zhu Bajie was also stunned when he saw the monkey hooking up with Yang Qi.
The monkey was stunned because he saw that Zhu Bajie was here, so he scolded:
"Idiot, you really ran away, let me find it easy, it turned out to be hiding here!"
Yang Qi was in a daze because Uncle Monkey had an extra hat on his head, didn't the Bodhisattva say that Buddhism only prepared four hats?
"Uncle Monkey, why do you have an extra hat on your head?
Zhu Bajie was surprised because this little scholar really had an extraordinary relationship with Brother Monkey, fortunately, he didn't see him handsome just now and gave him a nail rake, otherwise Brother Monkey's stick wouldn't have knocked him to death. Hurriedly said:
"Brother Monkey, this is yours, you have such a handsome nephew, and you won't tell me about the old pig. It's not like I'm running away, you know we have too many rules to learn from and travel, life is hard, and we often suffer from cold and hunger. Today, I saw that the contract space could be exchanged for some money and food, so I wanted to take it over to earn some extra money and improve the lives of our brothers. ”
"If so, I will spare you. I said Bajie, the moment you left, Brother Monkey, I was a little irritable. I wondered, what's the matter with you giving me this hat, I have to listen to you say a few good words before my heart can calm down. ”
The monkey said to Yang Qi again:
"Little donkey, the so-called mountain is higher than a mountain, my junior brother's kung fu in wearing a hat is no worse than yours, you two have to learn from each other. They are all masters of the word generation, everyone who shoots the word door. ”
Yang Qi is young after all, and he is still a little cheeky. Nabi's Zhu Bajie is well versed in the way of thick black, and his face does not change color:
"Brother Monkey, you are making fun of me again, you are a powerful man, and all the monsters along the way are fleeing from the wind; junior brother, I don't have this ability, how can I say a few words of thanks under your protection? If you want to say this, I will resign to the master, and I will never dare to fool you, senior brother. ”
The hat on the monkey's head immediately grew an inch taller, and Yang Qi secretly said, this Zhu Bajie really has some lip service, and he can't accept it.
"Since you don't have this mind, but Lao Sun blames you, you will go back with me obediently in a while, and scare me with less resignation. ”
"Hehe, senior brother is really sharp-eyed, and he can see through the old pig's tricks at a glance, how do you say the old pig fools you?"
The hat on the monkey's head has grown an inch longer, and Yang Qi has thrown himself to the ground with the five bodies that Zhu Bajie is almost admiring, and the character who can coax Uncle Monkey around with a three-inch tongue is definitely not simple!
"Everyone still looks at Yang Qi's good determination, but it's different if he reads more. Demon Venerable, Brother Monkey, uh...... I will also call you Lao Huang with them, don't look at our own magical powers, our future achievements will definitely not be as high as this little Yang Qi, the so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. By the way, this winged little black will definitely be able to become famous with Yang Qi in the future; little girl, let's not be famous in the world, let's be brilliant in the world, you say?"
Suddenly, three invisible hats were put on the heads of Yang Qi, Xiao Hei, and Erni, which was really comfortable. Just after a while, Yang Qi suddenly shivered, and quickly shook his head and sobered up a lot, so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He knocked Xiao Hei and Erni on each head, knocking the two little ones from their self-absorption.
Zhu Bajie opened his mouth again, Yang Qi hurriedly bowed his hand, and said first:
"Master, please be merciful and let us go. Yang Qi, I have also seen some of the world, but meeting you today is the most dangerous time, which really taught Yang Qi. ”
"Master, don't speak, Yang Qi is terrified. I once faced the Emperor Zulong, and fought for the king of the underground palace, I once encountered the earth demon beast, and turned the enemy into a friend after several twists and turns, and I once encountered the demon beast, and skillfully used tricks to earn wolf hair. But with your few words today, Yang Qi feels like walking on thin ice on the edge of the abyss. Master, you are the real master. ”
"Where, old pig, how can I compare with the ancestral dragon, the earth demon beast, and the demon beast who have survived the catastrophe, I am really a little worse than them, huh? I almost caught the way of your kid, hahaha...... Sure enough, it's terrifying. ”
Zhu Bajie hurriedly shook his head, took off the high hat on his head, stretched out his thumb and said to Yang Qi:
"Boy, put away your Master Hat. If you don't dislike it, can you call me Uncle Bajie?"