Ninety, one hole-in-one

Zhu Bajie and Yang Qi, two language masters, met late and chatted hotly, and both sides learned a lot from each other. Yang Qi knew that Uncle Monkey's tall hat was not worn by Zhu Bajie. It turns out that it is everyone's nature to love to listen to good words, if this nature becomes a habit, then a high hat will be produced on this person's head, and the more good words are heard, the hat will gradually condense into substance, and it cannot be taken off.

Knowing the truth about Uncle Monkey's high hat, Yang Qi sighed helplessly, there was really no way to do this.

Yang Qi called "Little Teacher" to Erni again, asking for instructions on how to cast the summoning talisman "Law of Balances". The "little teacher" was suddenly full of style, and he drank and taught Yang Qi a lesson, but the kid was obedient and didn't dare to complain at all. It was also because he learned so seriously that he learned Erni twisting her hips and stomping her feet, which made everyone laugh to death, Erni stared at her and scolded:

"How did I teach you such a stupid student? What are you writhing buttocks, good boy?"

Yang Qi knew that he was trying to imitate and learn everything he should learn and what he shouldn't learn, no wonder everyone laughed at him, scratched his head at the moment, and laughed embarrassedly.

With his talent and intelligence, learning the spell of this talisman is a matter of one or two times, and when Yang Qi demonstrated the steps of casting the spell, the "little teacher" nodded and praised, and asked Yang Qi to draw two more summons to try the effect. The old dragon hurriedly stopped, saying that the silver immortal talisman was a mortal thing, and it could not be used casually, in fact, he was afraid that Erni would use his own treasure to sacrifice again. Here Erni was still messing with the old dragon, and the monkey over there pulled Zhu Bajie's ears and said goodbye:

"Old Demon Venerable, Old Huang, Little Donkey, the road to the west is extremely dangerous. Leaving only my senior brother Sha, who values peace, to protect the master, after all, it is not reassuring, so it is better for us to return as soon as possible. Tell...... Hey, Erni, what are you doing holding my legs?"

"Grandpa Monkey, if you want to go, why do you want to take the baby pig I summoned away? This is what I exchanged for jewelry and Yang Qi's brother's dates, and I haven't played with him enough." ”

Lao Long's nine heads were embarrassed, and he hurriedly scolded Erni not to mess around, and the little girl immediately cried, which made everyone helpless. The little girl cried and cried:

"I don't care, either the baby pig stays, or I run away from home and stay in this cloud dream all day, it's not fun at all......!

The monkey was going to return the little black in his arms to Yang Qi before leaving, but Erni made such a fuss, he put Xiao Hei into the little girl's arms and said:

"Erni, you see that Xiao Hei is much cuter than this pig baby, shall we exchange?"

Yang Qi was just about to open his mouth, but was glared at by the monkey, and swallowed the words back obediently. Let's just relieve Uncle Monkey first. Unexpectedly, the nine heads of the old dragon sighed together, and said the words that made Yang Qi's head extremely big, and the old dragon said:

"Hey, the eldest woman can't help it, it's time for Erni to go out and see the world. Little brother Yang Qi, I know that you still have a child by your side, one more is not too much, is it? ”

Before Yang Qi could answer, the monkey screamed first:

"Okay, good, so good, if this Erni and Xiaoyu are together, it is a natural match! Demon Venerable, this matter is so decided, little donkey, where is Xiaoyu now?"

"Far away, Chang'an Maoshan Sect, play with Master Wu. ”

"Okay, come on, Erni, you lie on Xiao Hei's back, Lao Huang, you take them to Chang'an to hand over Erni to Wu Shiniang, and then contact Yang Qi." ”

After saying that, he put Erni on the poor little black's back, slapped the little guy's ass again, and shouted:

"Walk you!"

Xiao Hei stood up with Erni, who was screaming constantly, and flew out far away in the blink of an eye, no, he was photographed far away. Lao Huang shook his head and said:

"In this way, I can't go if I don't go, Lao Huang also said goodbye first. ”

After the golden light flashed, Lao Huang also disappeared. Yang Qi protested to the monkey at this time:

"My own uncle, you sent Xiao Hei away, what should I do? This place is thousands of miles away from that Hongze Lake, and you let me climb all the way over it?"

"Is there a specific location?"

"Zhiqijing on the south bank of Hongze Lake in Guishan Town, Uncle Monkey, are you going to borrow my somersault cloud?"

The monkey smiled and said:

"It's not difficult to do this, why don't you send it to you? It just so happens that I have learned another skill recently, so I will use it to give you a ride." ”

The monkey asked Yang Qi to stand facing east, but he took out his Ruyi golden hoop stick and rounded Yang Qi's buttocks.

"Ahh......h

Yang Qi was like an arrow off the string, disappearing in the blink of an eye. The monkey and Zhu Bajie hurriedly soared to a high place, and after looking at it carefully, Zhu Bajie asked:

"Brother Monkey, have you entered?"

"Nonsense, who am you Brother Monkey? One shot into the hole! But this time it's into the well. ”

"Brother Monkey, you are a cow, you have learned my golf stick method, and your skills are much better than mine. ”

It turned out that the two of them felt bored on the way to the west, and Zhu Bajie taught Tang Seng, Monkey, and Sha Monk a fashionable game that Gao Laozhuang learned. Just because this game was invented by a person named golf in Gao Laozhuang, everyone named the sport "golf".

The monkey is worthy of being the ancestor of playing with sticks, no matter how tricky the ball is, it can go into the hole with one shot, and many monsters along the way have also been hit into the hole as a ball, and Yang Qi is no exception. The old dragon's nine heads broke out in a cold sweat and said:

"Great Sage, you stick ......"

"Demon Venerable, don't worry, my nephew I know, don't get in the way, don't get in the way. Take the treasures of the earth, which belong to you, and give us dates for rations, and take your leave. ”

Maybe Erni is gone, and the contract is invalid. The monkey waved his sleeves, the dates were rolled into the sleeves, Zhu Bajie looked at the pile of jewels and swallowed saliva, and the monkey pulled his ears and flew away.

Let's say that Yang Qi was treated as a golf ball, and with one hole, he was directly hit into the Zhiqi well, which scared the big black and Yuanying Yang San and Yang Si in the well. Yang Qi accepted Yang San and Yang Si, and hurriedly changed into a big koi, avoiding the pain of being full of well water. Da Hei still stroked his chest and complained:

"I said, Childe, can you say hello in advance? Sooner or later, I'll be scared to death by you. ”

Yang Qi rubbed his ass and said I don't want to, let's not talk about this for the time being, let's go to the vicinity of Longyan Beach to see the situation, if there are heavenly soldiers and generals nearby, it means that your suspicious soldiers have worked. At that moment, he also wanted Da Hei to turn into a fish, so as not to be recognized by the generals, but Da Hei didn't dare to be as flamboyant as him, turned into a small and black grass carp, and went to Longyan Beach with him.

This Yang Qi has always sunk when encountering water, and that time he didn't drink with a round belly? When did he swim easily in the water like a fish? This time he became a big koi, and he only felt extremely comfortable and comfortable, and he really realized the freedom of the water and the fish jumping.

I saw "it" shaking its head and tail, drawing a golden line on the surface of the water, swimming extremely fast. Frightened, the fish in the lake scurried around, and even the waterfowl that swept over the water surface hurriedly pulled up, I don't know which dragon prince turned such a high-profile golden fish swimming.

It turns out that although there are many races in this water, they are also very hierarchical, and although the ordinary fish have different colors, they are rarely golden. Just because the gold is exclusive to the dragon family, if the dragon family is happy, it will turn into a golden carp and play with a group of fish, and the gold is a symbol of status.

Yang Qi didn't know, he just wanted to press the big black head and show the wonder of his eight or nine Xuangong changes, the difficulty of this golden carp change technique was quite large, Yang Qi expected that the number of big black Tiangang could not be changed, so he came to show it.

If the fish can sing, the surface of Hongze Lake will definitely think of Yang Qi's cheerful singing, but this does not affect Yang Qi's good mood, "it" spits bubbles and swims towards the north shore of Hongze Lake;

Seeing that he was about to reach Longyan Beach, suddenly a fish hook was thrown from the boat on the shore, which hit the mouth of the golden carp impartially, and someone on the boat shouted:

"Not yet!

The grass carp in the back was shocked, looked at it fixedly, and almost scared off the soul, the fisherman on the boat wearing a hat was not the ancient god Dayu? Dayu God naturally also saw the grass carp in the lake, pointed his hand to "it", and said:

"You give me a good stay. ”

With such a faint sentence, Da Hei seemed to have been immobilized, and he didn't dare to move in the lake. The golden carp on the fish hook also recognized the god Dayu, and wanted to turn into a human form but found that the spell had lost its effect, so he quickly twisted his body to get rid of the fish hook, but the more he struggled, the deeper he was pierced by the fish hook, and it was just a waste of effort. Yang Qi wanted to speak, how could he make a sound?

"I never thought that this Hongze Lake would have such a delicious taste, how about you and I use it to drink first? I don't know what flavor you like?"

Jin Li looked to the side, but it was not Meng Tian and Jiang Daoyin who went to report the news? Hey, it was just that he recognized others, but others didn't recognize him. Unexpectedly, Meng Tian, who used to look very pleasing to the eye, looked particularly hideous at this time, and only heard him say gloomily:

"Since I followed Emperor Zulong to the underground palace, I really haven't enjoyed such a delicacy, it is said that the braised carp juice is strong and delicious, and it has the reputation of 'I ask for treasures, and the whole plate of braised carp', in my opinion, it will be braised on it. ”

"It's not proper, it's not proper, it's good to stew, and the stewed carp has always had the reputation of 'the pond is fragrant and expensive, and the food is on the table'. What's more, the three of us just have this one fish, and we have more soup to drink after stewing. ”

Jiang Daoyin next to him is even more obscene, you see him smile and say, there is still the honest and honest legacy of his ancestor Jiang Taigong? No, according to this, I am afraid that the old man Jiang is honest and honest, hey, I am sorry for my clumsy eyes, how can I know these two villains, and give them the "Liujia Heavenly Thunder Curse", I knew that I would directly use the charm to split them. Seeing that it was about to become their belly food, Yang Qi didn't mention how annoyed he was, so he opened his mouth to scold.

Unexpectedly, the three gods of Dayu may have joked enough, so the gods took the hook and left Yang Qi on the ground. Without the prohibition of the Great God Fish Hook, Yang Qi's previous mantra worked and recovered his body, he still twisted his body on the ground, and chattered endlessly:

"You blindless immortals, I treated you like elder brothers in vain, but you eat them as delicacies!

The three of them were amused and laughed, and the god Dayu let him writhe where, but said to the grass carp in the lake:

"Wuzhiqi, you haven't come up yet, do you want to be stewed by us?"