"Come on, set up the yellow paper of the incense burner for me, prepare grapefruit leaves, take chicken blood, I want to do it!"

The obscene Taoist priest shouted, and immediately four family members came over carrying incense cases, and two maids held copper basins and soaked grapefruit leaves in water.

Ready to stop, the obscene Taoist priest Mali wore a Taoist robe, a righteous road crown, took three incense sticks in his hand, turned them up and down, and lit them.

I saw him stepping on the nine-square grid, worshipping while walking, chanting words in his mouth, scattering handfuls of yellow paper, shouting: "People have a way, ghosts have a ghost way, if you take the wrong road, you will be confused." Remembering that you have not hurt anyone's life, I will also salute first and then soldier. Listen carefully to what I say!"

Lin Chongyi frowned, what a mess this is.

The obscene Taoist priest had a solemn face, pulled the peachwood sword in his hand, put on a posture and shouted: "Mao Shanying, the thirty-eighth generation descendant of the Ghost Retreat Hall in Xiamao Mountain, was entrusted by the head of the family, Tan Million, to clean the court and sweep the household!

These words are sonorous and powerful, and if there is a little more righteousness on the face, it will be more like the real thing.

With a flip of his left hand, three copper coins popped out of his fingers, and the wooden sword in his right hand stabbed through the sky. Immediately after that, he swept away, crossed the incense case and rolled up a yellow talisman, and the incense burner was lit as soon as it was "soaring".

"Optimus wears money as a pillar, and a rune town home. ”

With words in his mouth, the wooden sword shook left and right, and all the ashes after the yellow fu burned shot into the chicken blood. The Taoist priest directly stretched out his hand and stirred it twice, and took a big sip of it.

The wives and concubines of Tan Million in the back hid straight back, looking like they wanted to see but didn't dare to look at it.

At this time, the Taoist priest in front of him had already pinched his hands, jumped up and down for a while, and then made a posture of luck dantian, and spewed out a mouth full of chicken blood to the incense burner.

The chicken's blood quickly exploded when it met the sparks, and the flames tumbled from the inside out, turning from bright yellow to yin blue in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this flame, the obscene Taoist priest was overjoyed, and with a toe pick, an empty wine jar turned over his head, and it was pushed into his hand, and he pinched the sword finger on his lips and wiped it, dipped in chicken blood and quickly sketched a few ghost talismans on the altar, and took out a palm-sized gossip plate against the bottom of the altar, rushed the altar to the door, and shouted: "The demons and monsters are not ready to appear?!"

The momentum was extraordinary, and Tan Wanyi felt that his eyes were even more unblinking, staring at the jar, all looking forward to it, and he couldn't wait to see the ghost thing being sucked into the sigh in the next second.

For a minute, there was no movement.

Two minutes, silently.

Three-minute ...... Five minutes...... Ten minutes.

Nothing happened.

The eyes around him gradually turned to the Taoist priest, and there was a tendency to change to the eyes of the liar.

A whirlwind blew, and a feather belt on the Dao crown snapped on the obscene Taoist's face, leaving a red Rink.

With the eyes of so many onlookers, his face was really a little unbearable.

Throwing away the jar, he shouted, grabbed the wooden sword and went out, shouting: "After all the good things are said, the yellow paper is burned, and you dare to do this, I think you are going to kill yourself!

I don't know if it's to cover my face, or if there is really such a procedure, the Taoist priest just sang the call of Peking Opera and rushed straight in.

Lin Chong watched it with relish, he was an old ghost and a water ghost in the past two days, just seeing Bing Sanzhang go out with a finger, the scene where the other party rushed to the street, like the one in front of him, singing, dancing and playing, it was really much more interesting.

The door of the mansion suddenly "snapped" shut, startling everyone.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the sound of fighting coming from inside, and then there were endless broken sounds of "ding!", "bang!", "sloppy!", and "clinking".

Tan Million's face was green for a while and white for a while, and he didn't know if he was distressed about the furnishings at home, or if he was afraid of the ghosts inside.

Lin Chong felt the same way, but after pausing for a while, he couldn't help but stumble, and his eyes were full of sympathy when he glanced at Tan Million.

Huh, why is it silent?

Before a thought could be finished, I saw that the obscene Taoist priest was not doing an inch, and flew out directly through the gate, and fell heavily into the courtyard.

The original onlookers were three times inside and outside, but at this time, they dispersed in a hurry, and in the blink of an eye, they disappeared even with a rolling belt.

The head of the family, Tan Million's body method, was even more magical, Lin Chong blinked here, and his whole person disappeared.

When the Taoist priest got up with his hands covered in important parts, the only thing left around was Lin Chong, who had no time to react and exposed his figure.

"Damn! It's clean and slippery again this time!

As soon as the Taoist priest raised his head, he saw that Lin Chong was still in a daze, and hurriedly shouted: "What are you still doing there? Hurry up and help me, let's run for our lives!"

Lin Chong glanced at him naked, shook his head resolutely, and turned around and ran without hesitation.

"Eh, don't run, wait for me!"

The Taoist priest was willing to let go of this last straw, and the girl chased after him.

At this time, the sky was completely dark, and under the faint moonlight, the two figures rushed forward and backward.

"Hey, stop, slow down, stop! Wait for me!"

The moonlight shone directly on the smooth skin of the Taoist priest, which looked extremely white and tender. Lin Chong didn't even dare to turn his head back, for fear of breaking down at a glance, the happier he screamed, the faster Lin Chong would run.

The Taoist priest saw that it would not work if he continued like this, and if he continued to run, he would run into the town.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, he didn't care about the pain of being cut by the gravel under his feet, and he stomped his feet fiercely, and his speed suddenly doubled, and he shot straight at Lin Chong like a sharp arrow.

Lin Chong only felt a chill down his spine, and before he could react, the obscene Taoist priest had already pounced behind him.

The two collided together, couldn't stop the brake and fell to the ground, and rolled out of the embarrassment for a long time.

The Taoist priest gasped in his mouth, looked at Lin Chong, and complained: "I told you to stop, what are you doing running so fast!"

Lin Chong turned his head and didn't dare to look at it, and replied, "I'm afraid of eye disease!"

The Taoist priest smiled and said, "In the world of life, it is originally a slippery coming, slippery walking, this is the most reasonable thing in the world!

"Don't delay and continue to feel the truth of the world. Hurry up and run!"

"Don't! Brother! Jianghu is in emergency! Do you have a change of clothes, borrow me first, the great kindness will not dare to forget!"

"What about the truth of the world?"

The Taoist priest hurriedly slapped his mouth: "Oh! You just let me fart!

Lin Chong was helpless, so he had to pull out a shirt from the package on his body and throw it to him, saying, "Only this one!"

"It's better than nothing!" The Taoist priest unceremoniously took the clothes, shook them open, and said, "Why are they the clothes of the official?"

Lin Chong was not angry, and said: "I'm just an official! hurry up and put on your clothes, where is there so much nonsense!"