Chapter Twenty-Eight: Don't You Want to Run After Eating

The Taoist priest shook off his clothes and put them on, and said depressedly: "Damn! This time the Taoist master is planted." Tan million didn't have a word of truth in his mouth. Obviously, he occupied someone else's mansion, but he told me that this was originally a wasteland. The ghost is good, and the whole family is pressed overhead, and it is just a chicken and dog restlessness. Instead, I'll pull out the bastard's skin first. This thing is embarrassed to come and beg me to help him catch ghosts?"

"Don't put gold on your face! you have to be able to solve it, and you won't make such a mess!"

The Taoist priest said "yo", looked up at Lin Chong, and said with a smile: "Listening to this big brother's tone, have you seen a real master?"

Lin Chong shook his head: "A poor errand man, where have you seen any masters@"

The Taoist priest smiled, shook his head and said, "You're not an errand!"

"How can you see it? You don't want to talk about the golden seal on your face, do you?" Lin Chong asked quietly.

"No, the main thing is that the three divine fires on your body are too strong, and although Yin Tang is black, it is full of momentum. Although there are beams and pillars in the luck of the head, but they are covered by the green qi, I see that you were originally a petty official, and then you became a prisoner of the lower ranks! Now, half-black and white and plausible, I can't understand it a little!"

Lin Chong was slightly shocked in his heart, and then sneered: "You can't catch ghosts, you still dare to give me gossip, do you still want to collect hexagram money from me?"

The Taoist priest scratched his head, squeezed his eyes, and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, just give the bowl of noodles!"

"You!"

Lin Chong was happy, it was the first time he had seen such a shameless Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest is not big, wearing the official clothes of Dong Chao or Xue Ba, I don't know if it is Dong Chao or Xue Ba, it feels like he is draped in a door curtain, and a gust of wind comes, looking empty.

Since he couldn't explain clearly, Lin Chong didn't want to pay much attention to him, patted the soil on his body, and walked in the direction of Phantom Town.

The Taoist priest was slightly stunned, and then followed closely behind, and spoke: "I miss my Maoshan Ying, the thirty-sixth generation descendant of the dignified Maoshan Ghost Retreat Hall, and I will definitely repay you for my favor today." Big brother, you just need to ......"

"Didn't you just say thirty-eight generations?"

"How can there be!" Mao Shanying didn't even blush, and denied it.

"I don't have any entanglements on my body, tonight's meal hasn't been settled yet, and it's useless for you to follow me. ”

"I'm not here to eat, but to repay the favor!"

"There's no place to live!"

The Taoist priest suddenly said twice, "In this way, big brother, you are here to do something!"

"Oh?" Lin Chong stopped and looked back at him with interest: "How can you see it?"

"It's so obvious! You're acting too confident! You don't look like a person who hasn't even eaten!"

"You don't look like you!" Lin Chong said with a smile: "There are few Taoist priests who are as flamboyant as you!"

"What's wrong with flamboyant tongue!" The Taoist priest shook his head and said: "Flimb has food to eat, and flamboyant tongue has wine to drink!

Lin Chong thought for a moment, threw down a word and turned around and left.

"Come!"

When he first saw Lu Zhishen, Bing Sanzhang only marveled that this monk was not small, and he seemed to be roughly one meter nine up.

The book also says that he was "eight feet long, and his waist was ten feet wide." ”

Although it is not very clear what the circumference of one foot and one circumference is at this time, Bing Sanzhang still feels that the description is more reliable.

When it was time to eat, Bing Sanzhang began to marvel at the amount of food he had eaten.

The coarse black pottery bowl is originally large, even if it is just noodles, it is not even enough to eat seven or eight bowls and even burp, which is really a kind of ability.

With such a way of eating, why didn't the waist circumference become eight feet?

"Dang!"

The sound of the pottery bowl falling on the table dragged Bing Sanzhang's obviously crooked thinking back.

"The Sprinkle family is full!" Lu Zhishen touched his stomach, grabbed the Zen stick and was about to leave.

Bing Sanzhang was slightly flustered and said, "You are going to chase Lin Chong?"

"Of course!" Lu Zhishen nodded as a matter of course, and said: "If you have enough food and drink and have the strength, you naturally want to go and see the safety of my brother Lin Chong! ”

"Aren't you afraid that I'm tricking you?" the corners of Bing Sanzhang's mouth curled slightly, with a hint of evil smile.

"No!" Lu Zhishen shook his head.

"Why?"

"There's no need! Your Dao method is powerful, and I don't have to use such methods to harm me. ”

Bing Sanzhang stroked his palms and laughed: "Since you know, are you still in a hurry to leave?"

"It's one thing to believe in you! It's another thing to be anxious and want to see it with your own eyes!"

"That's good!" Bing Sanzhang arched his hand and said hesitantly: "The big monk eats seven or eight bowls of somen noodles in a row, and my small shop has a small profit, do you pay for the meal before leaving?"

"Huh?" Lu Zhishen was dumbfounded.

"Don't you see this hanging up outside? I'm a tea shed for business. Don't oppress people like me!"

Lu Zhishen spread his hands very dryly and said, "I don't have a penny!"

Bing Sanzhang smiled and made a gesture of please, pointed to the other side and said, "In that case, I have something I want to ask you, as long as you answer truthfully, how about I pay for your meal?"

"Fair trade, Tong Su is not bullied, so good!" Lu Zhishen nodded and sat down again.

Bing Sanzhang achieved his goal, the smile on his face was even bigger, he got up and put two bowls of tea on the table, and said, "I know you have doubts, but don't worry, I just stay in the mountains all year round, I haven't been in contact with the outside world for a long time, and I just want to know about the outside world." If you encounter something you don't want to answer, just say it. That is, you will not bother to lie, and I will not be able to get the wrong information. How?"

"Great goodness!" Lu Zhishen nodded, picked up the tea bowl and drank it all: "You don't have to share the reason with the Sprinkle family, just say what you want to know, right?"

"First," Bing Sanzhang stretched out a finger and pointed upward, "Who is the current emperor?"

Lu Zhishen was slightly stunned, and only after a while touched his head, shook his head and said: "I don't know, I didn't care about these things when I was a ti in the past, but now that I am a monk, the four are empty, who is the official family and what do I have to do, Fang Zheng is surnamed Zhao!"

After Lu Zhishen finished speaking, Bing Sanzhang nodded, without much surprise, and directly stretched out his second finger.

"So who is the biggest traitor in the court today?"

Lu Zhishen gritted his teeth and said: "Naturally, it is Cai Jing's old dog, he is the same in the imperial court, his power covers the sky with one hand, he has no scruples about buying and selling officials, he scavenges the land, he is as ruthless as a snake and scorpion, and even the emperor is confused by him." It's simply the number one traitor in the world!"

"Cai Jing!" Bing Sanzhang nodded secretly, and said in his heart: It seems that it is really the background of the Water Margin, then the emperor should be Zhao Ji of Song Huizong.