Chapter 201: It's not easy to mix with the court!
Lai Chuanfeng looked at the dead Koreans at his feet, then looked at the masked man kneeling neatly next to him, and asked in a low voice: "Dashuai, what should these people do? It's too weird!
Yun Ye ignored him and said to the mask: "I'm Yun Ye!"
The masked man opened his eyes violently, and stood up in unison, the crowd split in the middle, and a masked man slowly walked up from the rear.
Lai Chuanfeng nervously wanted to block Yun Ye behind him, but was kicked away by Yun Ye.
The masked man walked up to Yun Ye step by step, squatted slightly and saluted, and then took out a piece of black paper from his arms and sent it up.
Yun Ye took it and opened it, and there was a line of words written on it:
I want to talk with you, I want to talk very happily, I salute and talk about my heart.
Yun Ye raised his head, and the two masked men had already walked out carrying a thin old man.
"Dashuai, what does this mean?" Lai Chuanfeng's head is about to be broken, how good it is to slash and kill on the battlefield, simple and clear. Now get a lot of masked people to play dumb riddles here, what's going on!
Yun Ye sneered: "He is Yang Wanchun, grab it and go back to receive merit." ”
"Go back now?" Renxiong was a little unwilling: "We just smashed open the city gate, and the treasury hasn't been smashed yet!"
"What are you doing smashing Huaziwo? Looking for bad luck? Less nonsense, hurry up and get out of the city. The army besieged the fortified city for half a year, so that our Lingnan sailors farted kung fu. Now the faces of the veterans must be as black as the bottom of the pot, and the Xuanjia army may all pour out, just waiting to vent their anger with the people of this city!"
Yun Ye guessed correctly, Yan Song, the leader of the Xuanjia Army, had already pounced with a large group of men.
With the butt of the Lingnan Navy Marine Corps, he forcibly broke into the city of Anshi and cut people when he saw them. Li Er was ridiculed by the Koreans for half a year, and they came to avenge Li Er. It is impossible for there to be living people in the city of Anshi, and the majesty of the Tang Emperor is unquestionable.
The five drums of the snare drum were closed, and 1,200 people stood neatly in front of Yun Ye, it didn't take long to spread out, only a few unlucky eggs hung up, and the others were fine.
It's good that there are no dead people, Yun Ye can't see the casualties of his subordinates the most. Modern people, after all, are not as indifferent to human life as the ancients.
Liu Jinbao was a little unsatisfied, he just followed Hou Ye's side, and he didn't cut off a few heads.
"Dashuai, let's just withdraw?"
"What else do you want?" Yun Ye rolled his eyes widely: "Breaking the city is already the first achievement, and it is enough for the brothers to ascend to the ninth rank of merit together." I don't want to have this extra credit for capturing the enemy chieftain alive! But I can't help it, even Anshi City is a face reward given to your marquis and me, what is it to deal with it!"
Yun Ye glanced back at the thirty or so masked people who followed the back of the group, his eyes were a little gloomy.
The real beginning and end are these troubles, lend my hand to Li Er, what does this Bing Sanzhang want to do?
Before entering the camp, Duan Hong had already brought ten white eunuchs to greet him, and saluted Yun Ye: "Yun Hou is mighty, and he has taken the ...... of Anshi City in an instant."
Yun Ye said angrily: "Don't talk about the calf, do you want the mask man in the back?"
Duan Hong said with a smile: "After coming to Liaodong for more than half a year, the slave maid has figured out a lot of new tricks, and wants to find someone to test the results." The slave maid is very curious, I don't know if when the Goryeo people collapsed and begged for survival, did they shout Goryeo dialect or Tang dialect to me?"
"Take it away! Take it away! It's already freezing rain in the sky, and if you laugh like this, my goosebumps will rise! Master Hou, I'm going to go back and sleep now, don't wake me up before the sky falls!"
Yun Ye turned around and left, ignoring the appearance of Xuan Hong's desire to speak and stop.
But I'm really stupid? At this time, Li Er is a powder keg, and whoever is in front of him will be scolded! Let's sleep comfortably, and when we have recovered our spirits, we can negotiate with Sima in the army.
Lao Tzu seeks more benefits for his subordinates, which is much better than being a punching bag!
Duan Hong obviously saw Yun Ye's plan, and said to the dog with a wry smile: "Yun Hou has run away, I can only catch you on the top cylinder!"
The dog jumped out of the distance and said vigilantly: "What are you going to do?"
Don't talk nonsense, you can say whatever His Majesty asks you, and if you don't know, you can say that you don't know, and don't say more. It's kind of doing me a favor!"
Without waiting for the dog to refuse, Broken Hung jumped over like a big bird, grabbed the dog's collar, and entered the camp in three or five leaps.
Renxiong and Lai Chuanfeng glanced at each other, and scattered with all the brothers.
One hundred and ten eunuchs flew up, each with a masked man, and walked quickly towards the camp.
In the big tent of the Chinese army, Li Er and the generals all looked calm, but the atmosphere in the big tent was depressing and scary.
The dog's hair stood on end, and he felt like a rabbit in a wolf's den.
"What about Yun Ye?" Li Er asked.
Duan Hong smiled bitterly: "Yun Hou didn't give the slave and maid a chance to speak at all, threw the captives over, and went back to the camp to sleep, and told the slave and maid that if the sky didn't fall, don't quarrel with him!"
"This little bastard!" Li Er gritted his teeth and scolded, his eyes turning to the dog below.
Niu Jinda and Cheng Yanjin glanced at each other, and a smile flashed in their eyes.
Sure enough, it's a clever ghost, this ability to seek good fortune and avoid evil, maybe it really has a bit of fairy spirit.
"Tell me, how did Anshi City Yunye get down? Why did I hear an explosion from beginning to end, and I didn't even shout to kill?"
"Little ones don't know!"
The dog remembered Duan Hong's instructions and shook his head decisively.
"What about the battle at the city gate? How many casualties? Have you encountered any men and horses in the formation?"
"The little one doesn't know!" the dog scratched his head: "The little one left the team after entering the city gate, and after killing thirty or fifty dirty Koreans, he was called back by the Hou Ye." ”
"What about Yang Wanchun, why was he given to Yun Ye by a group of strange Goryeos?"
"The little one doesn't know!" said the dog with a bitter face: "The little one also went back to find those masked people, they didn't say a word from beginning to end, how could the little one know?"
Li Er was so angry that his nose was smoking, and he was so angry that he kicked Duan Hong, and scolded: "I asked you to call Yun Ye here, and finally get someone who doesn't know anything, and a small one? Tie it up and learn the etiquette enough, and the next time I see me so unruly, I will play the board with you!"
The commander of the broken rules and regulations, Xie En, took the ignorant dog and trotted out of the camp tent.
"That's it?"
Duan Hong looked at the dog pitifully, shook his head and sighed: "That is, there is a Hou Ye to protect you, otherwise you are like this, and eight heads will be cut off." Do you remember what Your Majesty asked you?"
The dog said strangely: "I said I don't know, why do you still remember the problem?"
Duan Hong slapped him in the head angrily, "Are you waiting here for Your Majesty and the generals to say that you don't know? That's to send a signal to Hou Ye! Hurry back, tell Hou Ye what His Majesty asked you as it is, and then come to me to learn etiquette!"
"Oh!" the dog scratched his head, "I've become a signal, and I still have to learn etiquette? ”
"Bastard! Your Majesty's Chrysostom, how can you be a lie. I really don't know how many wooden fish you broke in your previous life, so that you can have a family master like Hou Ye, and you became a school official in a daze, and you took advantage of it!"
Duan Hong muttered back to the tent, and the dog blinked innocently, ready to go to his Hou Ye to ask him.
When the dog returned to his camp, Yun Ye really hadn't slept yet.
Sit on a large chair and use your chopsticks to turn over the potatoes next to the charcoal pan. Seeing the dog walk in, he raised his chin and said, "What did Your Majesty ask?"
The dog was no longer surprised by the magic of his own Hou Ye, and he crossed his fingers to enrich Li Er's three questions.
Yun Ye smiled, picked up a baked potato and threw it to the dog, and said, "Lao Tzu has been patting His Majesty's ass for many years, and it really has some effect." Okay, you nibble on the potatoes, and ask the cook for half a leg of mutton. Let's go and report on the broken city! Your Majesty will help us carry the troubles of breaking the city!"
The dog changed hands left and right after being scalded by potatoes, and asked, "Master Hou, what kind of dumb riddle are you playing with Your Majesty, why can't I understand it at all?"
"It's right if you don't understand, those who can understand are not good people!"
Yun Ye himself also picked up a potato, pinched it tentatively, and felt that it was still too hot, so he gave it to Liu Jinbao and asked him to help him peel it. "Attacking Anshi City, although it is a good thing for us not to see, it is not a bad thing.
Your Majesty has been in Goryeo for half a year, and I already have the intention of ending, our Lingnan sailors came by chance, your marquis and I are a demon butcher in Goryeo, let us pretend to fight two battles, and then break through Anshi City, and the lives of the army are not damaged.
Returning to Chang'an is still a prestigious victory, at most it is mixed with a little bit of my lace news, but it is harmless. ”
"Aren't we going to fight it now?" said the dog, puzzled.
"It's different!" Yun Ye shook his head and said: "We took Anshi City almost without firing a single shot, and it was less than an hour before and after, and the soldiers in front of our battle knew that there were strange things in it, but those idiots and nobles in Chang'an City would not think like this." They will only show that His Majesty's Eastern Crusade army is incompetent, and they are not as good as me!
Even if there are civil servants who understand the problem, they will definitely play dumb. His Majesty insisted on the eastward crusade and deliberately created a power vacuum in the Central Plains, which caused strong dissatisfaction among the civilian clique. ”
In fact, there is a more serious problem that Yun Ye didn't say, that is, the entire Eastern Crusade army will be infiltrated silently by a god, if this spreads, it will be an absolutely devastating blow to the image of the first emperor through the ages that Li Er has painstakingly created for many years.
"The gods really don't have a good relationship, so they dug a pit for me quietly!" Yun Ye smiled bitterly and shook his head: "How can I think that it will be so difficult to live a peaceful life for two days, and it is easy to subdue the surrounding countries, and His Majesty and the crown prince have begun to fight again." I just pressed the god-man Han Che down on my side, and a god-man Bing Sanzhang surfaced here. There's no time to give birth!"
The dog didn't understand, but he wasn't worried. No difficulty can stump his own marquis, and he has always believed in this.
Yun Ye stretched out his hand and snatched the peeled potato from Liu Jinbao's mouth, took a bite, exhaled two mouthfuls of hot air, and said, "Your Majesty asked you those three questions, and you answered all of them I don't know, which is equivalent to saying that this matter has nothing to do with us." Therefore, Your Majesty is very satisfied, and not only rewarded you with a captain, but also gave you the honor of learning etiquette, which is a performance that will be reused by you in the future!
The dog grinned and bit the potato and went out to find a leg of lamb. Although I still don't understand it halfway, Hou Ye said that it was a good thing, and it couldn't be wrong.
Liu Jinbao secretly picked out a potato with his foot, gently rolled it on the ground to cool down, and asked, "Master Hou, since you have seen through Your Majesty's intentions, why don't you tell Your Majesty in person, but let the dog go to the top of the tank?"
"Human head pig brain!" Yun Ye threw the fire tongs to Liu Jinbao and scolded unceremoniously: "What is my identity and what is the identity of the dog, Master Hou, I am the general who leads the army, if you say one from my mouth that I don't know, it is a crime of dereliction of duty." But the dog is my own soldier, and it is natural for him to say that he doesn't know.
And because he is my personal soldier, he doesn't know what he said, so it can naturally be seen as what I mean. In this way, although I didn't speak, I told them clearly, but I didn't know what was going on.
So, don't throw anger at me, go find the real culprit!"
Liu Jinbao felt that his brain was dizzy, "Since it's so important, why don't you order the dog beforehand, in case he says the wrong thing, won't it ruin your plan?"
"It's not what I mean, that's what Your Majesty wants!" Yun Ye shook his head and said, "If I order the dog, it will be instigation." I don't speak, and it's not wrong for a dog to say anything! When you ask this kind of question, it seems that you haven't grown at all!"
Liu Jinbao scratched his head, grabbed the potatoes on the ground and began to peel them.
Li Er's face was much better, Yun Ye was really a person with a seven-trick exquisite heart, and he could always understand his meaning at the first time.
The generals sitting there felt a little bit of it, and the atmosphere in the big tent was no longer as heavy as before.
"Cheng Aiqing, Niu Aiqing, the Goryeo people are tenacious and barbaric, I am afraid that the Xuanjia Army will miss the street battle, and the two of you will go to support with Zuo Wuwei's soldiers and horses. Li Er smiled and said, "I said that on the day the city is broken, there will be no grass left!"
"Yes!
Cheng Yanjin and Niu Jinda, two veterans, stood up at the same time to receive the order, and strode out of the camp with their guards, and before long, the roar of the army turned into the camp sounded outside.
"It's already dawn, all the Aiqing are going to eat here with me, and give the soldiers a good meal, and the last battle!"
The generals looked at each other and responded with their fists in response.
Li Er lay back on the handsome chair, gently closed his eyes and waved his hand.
Broken Hong disappeared into the darkness, and the whole person disappeared silently. (To be continued.) )