Chapter 202: Call Me Sect Master
If Bing Sanzhang knew Yun Ye's sigh, he would definitely be stunned.
This brain hole is no longer to the extent of thinking too much!
For the sake of the same traverser, simply reaching out to help, it is misinterpreted like this, and if you are fragile in your heart, you will probably cry and faint.
Fortunately, Yun Ye's complaint, Bing Sanzhang didn't know that he had already set foot on the cloud road to Yuezhou on an albatross.
Since arriving at this plane, the first big profit has arrived, and Bing Sanzhang is in a pretty good mood.
Tens of thousands of soldiers in the four city gates provided him with 600,000 vitality vitality, and the massive vitality stimulated the cells of his whole body to become more and more active, and Bing Sanzhang knew that the fourth evolution was coming......
Half a month later, in Yuezhou, it rained heavily.
Central Garden.
The four buried beggars leaned under the same tree to hide from the rain, and neither of them was interested in talking.
A beggar wiped the water droplets from his face, looked at the black mud in his hand, and suddenly burst out laughing.
"I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it! I was the first evil in Dongting Lake, a water thief who was at ease, and now I was a beggar! Hahaha......"
The beggar next to him sneered: "Every time it rains, you cry, take advantage of the rain to shout two words, no one hears, no one will see, what are you trying to do? You want to die? It's too simple! Jump down the waterway to ensure that you will enter the belly of the fish and turtle tomorrow." ”
Another beggar shook his head and said: "The government is vicious, it doesn't treat us as human beings at all, and countless big and small leaders were beheaded at the beginning, which one was not horrified." We famous thugs were also going to die, if it weren't for Xiao Zhang Liang's hard work, how would we still be alive?"
"Little Zhang Liang?" the last beggar shook his head self-deprecatingly: "Let's not insult this name, he is dead, and now he is just a beggar alive!"
"Well said! The first evil, little Zhang Liang, the skilled craftsman, and the monkey are all dead! It's good to die! You should celebrate!" The beggar who spoke first vigorously picked up the soil and pulled out a small jar the size of a palm from under the roots of the big tree.
The beggar next to him snatched it up, tore open the mud and poured a mouthful, shouting, "It's wine!"
The other two beggars immediately scrambled.
The beggar said proudly: "Last year's Yuhua Street New Year's Day, I lay under the flowing water mat for three days to get such a jar, if I wasn't happy today, I wouldn't have cheapened you three bastards!"
The jars were small and empty after each person took a sip. The four of them lay on the ground with strange smiles on their faces, and let the rain fall on their bodies, and they didn't react at all.
Enough to live! Really enough, even a sip of wine can make them drunk to death.
Bing Sanzhang jumped down from the tree and touched the necks of the four people, and his pulse was really weakening.
Is it psychological? Possibly!
Bing Sanzhang kicked four people into the puddle several times in a row, these four people were just right, how could such a good experimental subject die easily.
After consuming 500,000 life points and fifteen days, the fourth evolution of the cell was completed.
Surprisingly, the ability to evolve turned out to be cell nano.
The nano-sized cells have shrunk by 10 million times, so the current number of cells in Bing Sanzhang has also entered the ranks of astronomical figures.
After nanologization, not only the various capabilities that were previously developed have been greatly improved. And a lot of convenient new features have appeared.
It is precisely because of these abilities that Bing Sanzhang has new ideas.
The four beggars slowly got up, their eyes blank.
Bing Sanzhang stepped into the rain with a smile, and the dripping raindrops were inexplicably bounced off half a meter away, forming a rainproof zone around Bing Sanzhang's body.
The nano cells are invisible to the naked eye, but they really form a transparent isolation layer half a meter away, and the strength is off the charts, and the water does not enter.
Walking in front of the four of them, Bing Sanzhang squatted down and said with a smile: "Are you at a loss? Don't understand the meaning of your life?"
The four of them looked at Bing Sanzhang, and only felt an irrepressible sense of intimacy, just like looking at their father when they were children.
"Think of the days when you were water thieves in Dongting Lake, walking on the brink of death, but there were many brothers behind you. Everyone drank in a big bowl, weighed the money, and was at ease. Ask yourself in your heart, are you happy on such a day?"
Bing Sanzhang's voice was very soft, but it was like thunder in the ears of the four people, and one after another memories overflowed from the bottom of their hearts, and the arrogant smiling faces and the figures fighting hard made them deeply intoxicated.
A beggar looked up and asked, "Who are you?"
"I am your guide!" Bing Sanzhang smiled: "You have enjoyed the wealth of the world, and you have also suffered all the hardships of the world, can't you still realize the truth that evil is evil?"
The four of them glanced at each other, and at the same time bowed their heads and said, "Please teach me!"
Bing Sanzhang chanted softly: "Wuji gives birth to Taiji, Taiji gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip." One life is two, two is three, and three is everything. All the sources of all things are Taiji, and all the truths in the world are also in Taiji. ”
Bing Sanzhang's wide sleeves brushed across the ground, and a Taiji diagram of half water and half earth appeared on the ground.
The four of them stared at the yin and yang fish on the ground, and an indescribable sense of pleasure occurred in their hearts.
Bing Sanzhang waved his hand gently, and more nano cells entered the brain along the nose of the four people, increasing the stimulation of the pleasure nerve center of the four people's brains.
"Everything in this world is relative and pure. Where there is white, there is black, where there is sunshine, there is shadow, where there is government, there are thieves, and where there is good, there is naturally evil. ”
The eyes of the four of them lit up, and they raised their heads suddenly: "What do you mean?"
Bing Sanzhang smiled slightly and said: "Although the number of good and evil people in the world is changing, the total amount of good and evil is unchanged. Because he is a good man. And some people are born evil, they kill without guilt, and they laugh more when they rob property, because they are wicked. Do you say that you are good or evil?"
"Wicked!" the four said in unison.
"Since you are a wicked person, you naturally have to do bad things. Bing Sanzhang smiled and said, "This is the mission given to you by God!"
"Mission?"
"Yes! Mission!" Bing Sanzhang stretched out his hand and said softly: "Come on, born wicked, follow me and complete the mission of evil." Only when you have fulfilled your mission will your soul be at peace after death!"
The four of them shot fanatically in their eyes, and at the same time knelt on the ground and shouted, "I want to follow the layman!"
"Don't call the layman!" Bing Sanzhang smiled: "Call the sect leader!"
East China Sea, on the princess ship.
Sitting on the red sandalwood recliner, Li Er was slightly drunk.
After the victory of the Eastern Crusade, Li Er celebrated the achievements of the soldiers and drank a little too much.
With this expedition, Goryeo was bound to surrender within ten years. Being able to complete an unprecedented grand territory is proud of Li Er's heart.
Yun Ye is a good boy, although his origin is unknown, his admiration for himself is genuine. Coming all the way to Goryeo is already the best performance.
Cheng Qian is also a good boy, for the stability of the country, for the sake of father and son, he even abandoned the duty of the prince of the country, and personally rhymed grain and grass to the front line, so that those conspirators who were ready to move were already defeated before they could make a move.
The result was perfect, but Li Er always felt that there was a thorn in his heart.
"God Man Bing Sanzhang!" Li Er gritted his teeth.
Broken Hong flashed in quietly, Li Er didn't open his eyes, and asked lightly: "Half a month has passed, what did you interrogate from the mask man?"
Duan Hong bowed his head and said: "The slave and maid deserve to die, the slave and maid have failed His Majesty's expectations, and they haven't asked anything!"
Li Er was not surprised, and said, "Let's talk about it!"
"Yes!" Duan Hong groaned slightly, and said: "The slave maid specially transferred more than a dozen torture masters from the Hundred Horse Division, and tortured them in different ways for half a month, and none of those masked people spoke. The eyes are calm and scary, whether you look at others or yourself, it is like looking at a stone. ”
Li Er opened his eyes with a slightly dissatisfied expression.
Duan Hong hurriedly lowered his head and said: "The slave master scraped five of them, but he still didn't hear a scream, and his eyes didn't even fluctuate. The skeleton after death is a comparison, and these masked people are indeed Koreans!"
Li Er nodded, "Being able to drive the Goryeo people to kill all the Goryeo people, the god-man method is really extraordinary." ”
After the slave maid found that the torture was useless, she gave up her plan to continue the torture, and directly transferred ten of the best servants of the hundred horsemen to check the bodies of all the masked people. After careful inspection, the servants unanimously believed that these masked figures were ordinary Goryeo women, and there was no sign of practicing the exercises on their bodies. ”
"Oh, what's the matter with the mask?"
Duan Hong smiled bitterly: "I can't say those tricks, I cut the masks of a few people with my own hands, but I found that as long as I get it off, the mask will turn into a human face, it's too weird!"
Li Er's face was a little gloomy, "So, these masked people are just slaves made by gods?"
"I'm afraid so!" Duan Hong hesitated for a moment and said, "The slave and maid implore Your Majesty to execute all the attendants, including the slave and maid, before the team enters Chang'an City, to ensure Your Majesty's safety!"
Li Er stood up, kicked Broken Hong out, and scolded: "Get out! You can say this kind of thing, go and get twenty boards yourself! I am the Son of Heaven, rich all over the world, and hold the world in my hands." I have led the army to fight since I was a child, I have experienced countless battlefields in my life, and I have never flinched, do I have to admit defeat in the face of a so-called god? Killing your own courtiers to shake the hearts of the army, how did you come up with such a stupid idea?"
Duan Hong rolled twice on the ground, hurriedly knelt down on his forehead, and didn't say a word.
Li Er gasped for a while, sat back on the recliner, listened to the kowtow of "Bang Bang Bang", and suddenly laughed.
"Okay, that's good, I've built a huge country and defeated a lot of heroes, it's time to play with the gods! How many of those masked men are still alive?"
Duan Hong cautiously raised his head and said, "There are still a dozen alive, but only six are intact!"
"Well, when the ship docks, release those six!"
"Let it go?" Broken Hong was stunned.
"I'm curious, what will these masked people do?" Li Er touched his chin and waved his hand.
Duan Hong respectfully retreated, and went to get the board with a bloody face.
Yun Ye was very leisurely, and Li Chengqian didn't do anything stupid, which made his heart feel relaxed all of a sudden.
went north with three giant boats, and sure enough, His Majesty was tempted, and he opened his mouth to order himself to supervise the construction of the Emperor.
The cannon of the giant ship is a man's romance!
Such a beautiful killing weapon, how could the emperor not like it.
With this excuse, the remaining two years of Lingnan time will probably be very enjoyable!
"Master Hou is not good, Dongyu is sick! The ship doctor is helpless, you should hurry up and take a look!"
Liu Jinbao's loud voice interrupted Yun Ye's imagination, he jumped up with a spirit, and strode out: "What's the matter, isn't it okay this morning?"
"Just now, when the boat was stopped for repair, the winter fish jumped into the sea and caught a big octopus, and after eating it, his face turned pale and he broke out in a cold sweat. After the ship doctor saw it, he said that it might be the food that Hou Ye said......
"Food poisoning!" Yun Ye scolded: "This bastard, how many times have you told him, the things in the sea are not clean, don't catch it and stuff it in your mouth." Look, something big is wrong!"
Yun Ye trotted all the way on the deck, Dongyu was a rare technical talent under his command, but he couldn't let him die.
rushed all the way into the cabin of the winter fish, and most of the subordinates were already waiting inside.
I didn't bother to pay attention to the bastards, and when I walked to the bed, I looked at the eyelids of the winter fish. "What's the situation?"
The ship doctor said: "Bradycardia, low body temperature, very weak response to the outside world, cold limbs, and irregular withdrawals, excessive cold sweat, pale!"
When the ship doctor had been under Yun Ye for a long time, he naturally knew Hou Ye's habits, so his answer was simple and clear.
"Eyes glazed over, unconscious. Yun Ye touched Dongyu's face again, vaguely felt twitching, and couldn't help but look strange and said, "This is low blood sugar!
Lai Chuanfeng said: "Master Hou, can Brother Dongyu still be saved?"
Yun Ye scolded: "Get out! It's not a big problem, how can you die! Tell you, whoever dares to drink raw water and eat raw fish to death in the future, I will kill him first! What are you doing here? There is no work on the ship?"
Seeing that Hou Ye was angry, his subordinates dispersed in a hurry.
Hou Ye said that there is salvation, then the winter fish will be absolutely fine. Naturally, what should be done!
Yun Ye shook his head and said to Liu Jinbao: "Go to the kitchen and bring the sugar jar, and by the way, ask the cook to stew two fish and make a big pot of rice! ”
Liu Jinbao took the order and left, but the ship doctor was a little confused: "Master Hou, who are you?"
Yun Ye patted Dongyu's face, shook his head and said, "He's hungry!"
"Hungry?" the ship's doctor was stunned, "When I was having dinner this morning, I also saw Captain Dongyu drink a big bowl of gruel and eat three big steamed buns!"
Yun Ye was also puzzled: "That's right, this kid Dongyu has always been in good health, and he dares to jump into the sea in winter, and he has never been ambiguous about fishing for fish and shrimp." How can you suddenly become hungry and have low blood sugar?"
At this time, none of them realized that the octopus was the real culprit. (To be continued.) )