Chapter 14 Daily Life in the Boys' Dormitory
It's so difficult, you won't even be allowed to write philosophy, alas.
After spending 250 points, Jiang Yeran didn't have much money on him, and the two of them looked at it for a while and saw that they were not interested, so they got up and went backstage to pay, and then they went back to the dormitory, after all, as Song Ziyun said before, they still have to prepare for tomorrow's class.
With his hands in his pockets, Jiang Yeran hummed a little song happily, reminiscing about the time spent with Song Ziyun before.
Before he knew it, he had already walked to the door of the dormitory, and as soon as he opened the door, a white-flowered bare-cheeked monkey was naked in front of Jiang Yeran.
"Hahahaha, Jiang Rui, your ass is so white!" Jiang Yeran laughed awkwardly, pulling the collar of the school uniform with both hands, and put it directly out of his head, revealing a solid chest, and two eye-catching mermaid lines surrounded the eight perfect abdominal muscles.
However, no girl is destined to have this eye-catching glimpse of this spring light gushing from the nose.
"Wow, your abs are thin. Jiang Rui patted the belly on his stomach, not caring at all that he was bare-bottomed at the moment.
Jiang Yeran pursed his lips in disdain, and said proudly: "Okay, okay, I know that you are jealous of your father, just this chest muscles, just this abdominal muscles, just this mermaid line, did I say anything? Be a low-key person, low-key understand." ”
"Yo, the little white face is back....... I'll go, there's something about the little white face's figure!" Wang Jun exclaimed as he twisted his chubby waist and wiped his wet hair.
"Hahahaha, Brother Jun is low-key and low-key, if you take away this tendon meat one day, you will definitely be in better shape than me. Jiang Yeran waved his hand and praised each other.
"Harm, my flesh is not only my unique equipment, but also the fate I want to get rid of!" he said, and circles of earthy yellow light spread upward, covering his whole body along his thick fat.
Jiang Yeran patted him on the shoulder and said loudly, "Brother Jun, how about taking my punch?"
"Let the horse come over, I don't have any other ability, it's just that this body is resistant to beating!"
"Take it!" Jiang Yeran let out a low sigh, and the crystal cold blue-purple energy surged out, enveloping his palm in an instant.
The next moment, with the sound of whirring wind, Jiang Yeran just punched directly on Wang Jun's chest.
As soon as he made contact, the thick fat on Wang Jun's body trembled, and the earthy yellow energy spontaneously formed a faint barrier, blocking the aftermath of the scattering.
Although it was a simple collision, Jiang Yeran really used seven points of strength. This powerful punch, with the bonus of Ghost Cold Flame, he is confident that if it hits any alien of the same rank, he can inflict tens of thousands of critical damage on it.
However, the moment he really hit Wang Jun, he understood what it was to be outside the human world!
The punch of seventy percent of the power seemed to hit the cotton, and there was no sense of strength at all. Not only that, Wang Jun's fat that shook at a certain frequency not only unloaded his strength, but also sent out a series of countershock forces along his fist, which shook his fist painfully.
This feeling is as if Lian Po is anti-armor.
Shaking his aching right hand, Jiang Yeran said: "Look, I punched seventy percent of my strength, and you didn't do anything when you resisted, but it hurt me, and I have to envy your flesh." ”
Wang Jun smiled innocently: "Okay, you don't have to comfort me, I understand the reason, and I don't think there's anything wrong with this fat body, but it's inevitable that sometimes I will panic." ”
"Oh, what are you worried about now, as the saying goes, men are eighteen years old, maybe when you grow up in the future, you will become thinner, and it will be impossible for you to get back to this body by then. Yue Cheng also came out of the bathroom and stepped forward to put his arm around Wang Jun's shoulder and comforted him.
"Yes, yes. You don't know how distressed we thin people are when we don't eat fat every day!" Jiang Rui pinched his thin arm, sighed and said, "If I had an arm as thick as yours, I could kill a cow with one punch! What other spiritual power do I cultivate." ”
"Hahaha, sure enough, every support has a dream of being a warrior. Wang Jun also laughed cheerfully at this time.
"That's a must, I can carry it head-on, fists to the flesh, which man is willing to hide from other people's backs to fight and assist, but there is no way, you say that with my small body, who can do it?" As he spoke, Jiang Rui sat down on the chair with a dejected face, opened a bottle of juice, and poured it hard.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing, we just coaxed one, why are you here again. Jiang Yeran patted his forehead helplessly, he really convinced these people.
"Hey, hey, I'm going to tease you. Jiang Rui, who was still sad just now, suddenly jumped up from the chair, hugged Jiang Yeran's shoulders and said with a smile.
"Who said that those with mental power can only play assist, our head teacher is still the top ten first-class masters in China, and I will become a first-class master in the future, my brother covers you, and takes you to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble every day!"
"Forget about eating and drinking, it's okay to gamble. Yue Cheng shook his eyebrows and said obscenely.
Then the four of them laughed "hehe" in unison, which is really the same as the hero.
"Anyway, your kid is not bad today, he hooked up with our class flower on the first day. Yue Cheng glanced at the abdominal muscles on Jiang Yeran's stomach again, and said with a smile.
Wang Jun thought so: "I also think Song Zixun is the most beautiful girl in our class." ”
"Tut-tut, it's just that the breasts are a little smaller, but the face is really good. Jiang Rui also said with a lewd face, "One day, I will catch up, remember to invite a few brothers to dinner." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Jiang Yeran patted Jiang Rui's shoulder with a stunned expression.
"Yo Yo Yo, this posture looks like there is a play. Yue Cheng also laughed wickedly.
Jiang Yeran waved his hand and pretended to be relaxed: "I don't hide it, I know why my buddy came back so late tonight, I just went to spend time with other girls, hehehe." ”
"Awesome. ”
"Godbrother a few tricks, I also want a good-looking girl. ”
For a while, the three people in the dormitory clapped their hands, slapped the table, and started to coax.
For a while, the dormitory was noisy and lively.
After a while, it was almost time for the dormitory lights to go out.
"Do you meditate or sleep at night? Jiang Yeran asked.
"Hmm, could it be that this Jiang classmate still has to cultivate at night, so hard?" Yue Cheng asked.
The other two people in the dormitory also looked at Jiang Yeran with a look of surprise, obviously not understanding that the latter was cultivating so hard?
"Oh, of course I didn't mean that, it's not that I'm afraid that if any of you don't sleep at night and meditate, I'll snore and affect him. Jiang Yeran explained.
"You're still snoring. Wang Jun said incredulously.
"What is this, snoring is the charm of a man, okay. ”
"No, no, I mean, you're still snoring with your little white face!" Wang Jun patted his round belly and laughed.
Jiang Yeran: "......."
"Eh, let me ask you something. Jiang Rui approached the three of them and said mysteriously, "Tonight, should I give my brother a few benefits?" ”
"What a perk. The three of them said in unison.
Jiang Rui laughed, pointed to his brain, and said, "Hehe, have you forgotten what I'm best at?"
"What?" the three of them were still puzzled.
Jiang Rui sat up straight, shook his head, looked like an old god, and said, "Have you ever heard of lucid dreams?"
A few minutes later, Jiang Yeran and the others lay down on the bed according to Jiang Rui's guidance, ready to fall asleep.
Jiang Rui's low voice came from his ears: "Empty your mind, don't think about anything, slowly accept my spiritual power, don't resist." ”
Wang Jun lay on the bed, closed his eyes, and muttered, "Why do you deliberately lower your voice?"
"Because it's handsome, bastard. Then, a faint spiritual wave centered on Jiang Rui spread out to the surroundings, enveloping the four people in the dormitory.
Jiang Yeran didn't resist the entry of the spirit wave, after all, it was only a very subtle trace of spiritual power, and there was no need to resist at all, even if it was allowed to attack at will, it would not be possible to cause any damage to itself.
After a few minutes, Jiang Yeran's breathing gradually stabilized, and he slowly fell asleep.
In the dream, an entity gradually took shape, Jiang Yeran looked at his body, pinched his cheek, and let out an exclamation: ", is this my dream, and this operation?"
But the show has just begun.
A white gas slowly floated in front of Jiang Yeran, and just when he was puzzled, the gas began to squirm.
At first, it was just a moving curve, but in the end, it turned into a beautiful female body.
Jiang Yeran was dumbfounded, and at this time, the face of gas condensation also began to change, and after a while, it turned into Song Ziyun's appearance.
The key is that Song Zixun, who is condensed by this gas, is exactly the same as a real person, if he hadn't watched the gas condensation before, he would have even thought that the one in front of him was Song Zixun himself.
At this time, Song Ziyun, who was condensed with gas, actually sat up slowly, staring at Jiang Yeran with a charming face. The eyes full of spring water, with bright red lips, made his mouth dry for a while.
However, Jiang Yeran never expected that there would be a bigger scale!
Song Ziyun, who was condensed by gas, was rosy, pouted shyly, then bit his red lips, put his hands on the lower end of his chin, and said with charm: "Master, come and play with Daji." ”
Jiang Yeran blushed when he saw it, took a deep breath, and shouted in his heart, who can withstand this!
In the end, in Song Ziyun's silver bell-like chuckle, Jiang Yeran couldn't hold it anymore, and cautiously stepped forward and hugged her petite body.
After a burst of clouds and rain, just as Jiang Yeran, who was full of joy, was about to make the final breakthrough, a sudden change occurred.
The face that was originally beautiful in her arms suddenly aged rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. One moment Song Ziyun, who was still shy, turned into an octogenarian old lady the next moment, with wrinkled and terrifying cheeks, and at the moment she was looking at Jiang Yeran in front of her with a charming smile.
"it!" he exclaimed, bounced off the ground in an instant, and looked in disbelief at the octogenarian woman in front of him who was gradually turning into gas.
Gritted his teeth and yelled: "Jiang Rui, you melon baby who kills a thousand knives, you are a dog!"
"Ahh