Early the next morning, Jiang Rui slipped out of the dormitory. He had no doubt that if he didn't leave now, when his roommates woke up, the dormitory would inevitably become a scene where large black coffins were carried.

After a while, Wang Jun was the first to wake up. Do you dare to believe this two-hundred-pound fat man, a fish leap jumped directly from the bed, and a tiger pounced on Jiang Rui's bed.

"You shit, what about the labor!" he roared, and lifted the quilt directly, revealing the empty bed.

Yue Cheng's face was frosty, sitting on a chair, playing with a dagger in his hand. Then he stretched out his scarlet tongue, licked the blade with a cold light, and said, "Sun thief, you are running very fast!"

Jiang Yeran twisted his neck, pinched his palms, and let out a crackling sound like fried beans all over his body: "They are all brothers in the same dormitory, we should give him some roommate warmth." ”

He paused, turned his head to look at Wang Jun, and then said: "Don't be so violent at every turn, everyone is a civilized person, send him a plane tonight, you come to make a pile." ”

"Labor and management should use their feet!"

“+1。 ”

"Then ...... Take turns making piles!"

Twenty minutes later, the three of them washed up and ate breakfast before walking slowly to the classroom. When they entered the classroom, the three of them looked at Jiang Rui in the corner at the same time, and neatly made a movement to wipe their necks.

Jiang Rui shrunk his neck and smiled awkwardly.

"What's going on with you today, I always think you're weird. Song Ziyun looked at Jiang Yeran, she always felt that the other party's eyes were faintly frightened when she looked at her today, could it be that she was terrible?

Jiang Yeran sighed leisurely, looked at Song Ziyun with complicated eyes, and didn't speak for a long time. He shook his head helplessly, and then lay down on the table, aggrieved and almost two lines of tears rolled down.

When he thought that he had reached the last step in his dream last night, but suddenly this kind of divine turn occurred, his heart was cold. He had ever suffered such a grievance, and he was almost frightened.

Hey, the baby is bitter in his heart!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he stared at Jiang Rui hatefully. The latter turned his head and gave him an embarrassed but polite smile.

Jiang Yeran returned a smile, but that smile was full of murderous aura no matter how you looked at it.

Today's first class was a politics class, and Jiang Yeran was bored lying on the table and didn't want to get up.

The one who teaches politics is a female teacher, Jiang Yeran didn't pay attention to what she said at all, maybe it was self-introduction, maybe it was the content of the textbook, who knows.

After about twenty minutes, Song Ziyun gently pushed him and said, "It's almost half of this class, don't you listen to it?"

Jiang Yeran sat up sleepily, shook his head, and squinted at the teacher in front of the podium.

A minute later, he fell down again, and before closing his eyes, he didn't forget to wave his hand at Song Zixun, and said dreamily: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll know the content of the class." ”

You can pull it! Song Ziyun almost felt that he was stupid.

"Those two students in the back, please stand up!" the female teacher shouted.

When Song Ziyun heard this, he lowered his head, stood up with a blushing face, and glanced at Jiang Yeran angrily while standing back.

On the contrary, Jiang Yeran didn't notice it, not only was he extremely reluctant to stand up slowly, but he also stretched his waist to himself.

"This male classmate, I have been observing you for a long time, and you have not heard of you since you started class. Originally, I didn't want to care about you, but you actually intensified it, and it also affected the chatting of the classmates next to you. The female teacher pushed the gold-rimmed glasses, and then asked, "Do you still have me as a teacher in your eyes?"

Jiang Yeran rubbed his eyes and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't sleep well last night." ”

"Is this the reason why I didn't sleep well last night, I can sleep in my class if I don't sleep well!Can you talk casually in my class!" The female teacher said in a stern tone with her hands on her chest, leaning on the lectern.

Jiang Yeran shrugged his shoulders and said, "We don't talk casually, it's just that my table mates have a little doubt about what you just said, so please ask me." ”

"I'm not, I'm ....." Song Ziyun was instantly anxious when he heard that he was slandered, but after thinking about it, it didn't seem wrong to say so. For a while, there was a bit of a speech, and I didn't know how to answer.

The female teacher glanced at Song Ziyun indifferently and continued to stare at Jiang Yeran. In her opinion, girls are just being influenced, and this man is a prickly student!

"You said that she had doubts about what I said just now, then you should tell me where I said that there is a problem, she asked you, what is your opinion!"

Jiang Yeran recalled what he heard in a daze a few seconds ago, and the characters and strings of words were immediately spliced together in his mind.

"You just talked about the problem that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and you think that people who are far away cannot be more capable of helping you than people who are next to you. I've gotten a little bit of a look at the content of the book, so I'll take advantage of what you'll learn later. First of all, you have denied the peculiarity of the contradiction. According to the contradiction analysis method, we know that contradictions are special and need to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis. ”

Jiang Yeran glanced at the female teacher with deep meaning, and then said, "It's like the example you just gave that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. It's true that it's hard to keep a fire from far away, but have you ever thought about another scenario?"

"What a situation. The female teacher was a little curious, thinking that she had lost her eyes today, this boy knows a lot, isn't he a prickly student?

Jiang Yeran smiled and said, "For example, you committed a crime and were arrested in the bureau." There's a thief with you, but you have a brother who just isn't with you. Do you think this thief next to you can save you at this time, or can the bureau chief, who is your younger brother, save you out?"

"I think, as long as a normal person knows, at this time, at most a phone call, I can let my brother save himself. ”

Jiang Yeran smiled proudly at the female teacher and said, "Teacher, times have changed!"

The female teacher laughed out loud, thinking: I'm not afraid of disobedience in these years, I'm afraid that I'm afraid that I'm cultured!

Seeing that the teacher smiled happily, Jiang Yeran looked at the classmates present with a smug face, as if asking them if they were dicks. Then he patted his ass and was about to sit down.

However, before he could sit down, he heard the female teacher's voice with a slight smile.

"Did you sit down, go to the back and calm down. The female teacher pointed to the back of the classroom and laughed.

"Cut, if you let me stand in the back, just stand in the back? Jiang Yeran snorted coldly.

He thought to himself, I have been polite again and again, but you are pressing step by step, then I will fight you to the end today!

So he said disdainfully, "If you kill me and fire me today, I won't stand behind!"

However, all that was answered was a sound that broke the wind. A whip shadow was mixed with the momentum of a wild python, and the table in front of Jiang Yeran was split in half with a "snap".

Then, several whip shadows slammed on the ground on both sides of Jiang Yeran almost at the same time, making a "pop" sound.

Everywhere the whip went, the floor cracked.

After doing this, the female teacher withdrew the long whip in her hand. looked at Jiang Yeran with a playful face, and his eyes were full of "kindness".

Jiang Yeran only felt his legs tremble, and he ran to the back of the classroom as if flying, and said with a smile on his face: "Dad, I was wrong." ”

"Hahahaha, you kid is quite interesting, Jiang Yeran, I remember you, I went to the life committee after class to report the loss. Oh, you shouldn't have a living committee yet, so let's solve it yourself. ”

The female teacher pushed the gold wire glasses again, and giggled: "It's been a long time since I've met a student who dares to carry it with my mother, I remember that the last one seemed to be called Changsun Zhehan, which was quite interesting." ”