28 Youkai and Cultivator Meeting
"Grandpa Jiang, can you not save me if I'm in trouble now, otherwise I'll be gouged out of my eyes~"
In the room, I hugged Jiang Ziya's thigh, who was still facing the computer, with a handful of snot and tears, and my voice was touching, and I almost told the monsters to scatter snow while making the scene more touching.
The reason why the monsters didn't do this was because now they were watching with disdain at the door as I was holding Jiang Ziya's thighs.
"It's so embarrassing, I don't even want to call you the boss. Huang You said with a bitter face.
"Ahh Xiao Lu held up the notebook: Cheap!
Huo Yu and Shi Dashan didn't say a word, just shook their heads.
The orangutan and the dog brother showed me untold contempt.
Only Qingcao did not despise me, but stood aside with a smile, thinking that I was so funny.
Jiang Ziya glanced at me, and only replied coldly to my bitter plea: "Get out." ”
"No!" I hugged Jiang Ziya's thigh even tighter, crying and mourning: "If you don't agree to save me, I won't let go." ”
"Uncle Ben will beat you to death now, do you believe it or not?"
"Don't believe it...... Even if you kill me, I'll hold you, and it's better to die if someone gouges out your eyes. ”
Huang You persuaded bitterly: "Isn't there still us? ”
Jiang Ziya ate the potato chips and said: "Pull it down, the monster who can live with Uncle Ben in two moves, even if you add it up, you can't stop him at all, leave your little life to bury this waste wood." ”
I screamed, "Don't!"
Jiang Ziya impatiently shook the thigh I was holding twice and said, "Hurry up and get out of here!" ”
"Help me, Grandpa Jiang~"
"There's no time to pay attention to you, get out!"
"Woooooooooo......oo Ya extinguish chatter~"
"I'm going to beat you with my hands!" Jiang Ziya said angrily.
"You can't ignore me, Grandpa Jiang~"
Jiang Ziya looked at me and became expressionless: "What a nasty guy, this is what you asked for." ”
He reached out and slapped me on the head, and I suddenly felt that it was dark and fainted on the spot.
When I woke up, it was already dawn and I was lying in bed. To my surprise, the computer on the desk next to me was on, but Jiang Ziya was nowhere to be found.
"Hey, the dead imp also has a time when he leaves the computer?"
I sat up, remembering what had happened last night, and wondering if he had chosen to leave the computer rather than come near me because he was afraid that I would annoy him. But if he really feels that I'm annoyed like that, he should take a more direct way to kill me, where will he hide.
As soon as I got out of bed, I heard the sound of conversation coming from the living room.
"He's such an idiot, can you trust him with such a big matter?"
This is Jiang Ziya's voice, it turns out that he went to the living room to talk to someone.
On the other side, an old voice appeared in response to Jiang Ziya.
"Don't worry? He's always breaking my heart. It's just that he is the only one who can take on this great responsibility. ”
Hearing that it was Zao Wou-ki's voice, I immediately burst into joy and immediately rushed out to see Zao Wou-Ki and Jiang Ziya sitting on the dining table and chairs in the living room talking face-to-face, surrounded by monsters.
"Grandpa Zhao!"
I was so excited that I saw my dead grandfather come back to life, rushed over and hugged his thighs, and cried and said: "This little ghost is unwilling to save me, Grandpa Zhao, you must not give up on me, I am your grandson, you must save me, Grandpa Zhao~"
A handful of snot and a handful of tears touched the people around him.
Zao Wouji's eyes were full of kindness, and he touched my head and whispered: "Don't worry, I only have a grandson like you, and I will definitely take care of you, what kind of future person, wait for the old man to use a little trick to destroy him!"
"Woooooooooo......oo You are really my own grandfather, you are the best for me, I love you!"
Zao Wou-ki's eyes were full of tears, and he hugged me tightly and shouted, "Grandson!"
"Grandpa!"
"Grandson!"
"Grandpa!"
The people around me were moved to tears.
......
The above is pure fiction, in fact, when I rushed over to hug his thigh, Zao Wou-Ki jumped smartly and jumped on the table. I threw myself into the air, knocked over countless chairs, and lay on the ground in a large zigzag.
Zao Wou-Ki pointed to me lying on the ground and laughed: "Grandson, your grandfather and I can't stand such a toss, just hug those chicks around you!"
The monsters laughed, especially the orangutan and the dog, rolling on the ground with their stomachs in their arms. Jiang Ziya looked at me with disdain in his eyes and said, "Idiot." ”
I felt sad and desperate to stand up, when Qingcao came up, she helped me up with a smile on her face, and I was so moved that I wanted to hug her on the spot and cry: "They bullied me!"
After a shameless laugh, I, Zao Wou-Ki, Jiang Ziya, sat down at the three-point table. There are green calyxes behind me, dragon whiskers behind Jiang Ziya, and a large group of monsters behind Jiang Ziya, which shows that the distribution of strength is very unbalanced now, and if there is a war, my army will be defeated as soon as possible.
I looked at Zao Wou-Ki for a while, Jiang Ziya for a while, and asked, "You two know each other?"
Zhao Wou-Ki showed a lewd smile, looked at Jiang Ziya and said, "I've known each other for many years." ”
Jiang Ziya said in disgust unceremoniously: "Don't be close, Uncle Ben doesn't have a good relationship with you." ”
"Children just like to talk nonsense. ”
"Old Wang Ba, who do you say is a child?!"
Zao Wou-Ki pointed at Jiang Ziya and said to me proudly, "This is my apprentice." ”
"Huh?!"
I was happy to hear them and scolding, and when I heard Zao Wou-Ki say this, I was taken aback by the monsters and the dragon beard.
Jiang Ziya is Zao Wou-Ki's apprentice?! What sad, funny, desperate, and surprising news.
My gossip spirit suddenly came, and I leaned on the table and asked Zao Wou-Ki, "Is this true?"
"Really!"
I looked at Jiang Ziya, only to see that he did not refute, but gritted his teeth and glared at Zao Wou-Ki, with an expression of wanting to kill him.
Jiang Ziya is an immortal who has lived for three thousand years, and his strength is already the strongest in the legend. But Zao Wou-Ki is still Jiang Ziya's master, what kind of monster should it be?
I leaned close to Jiang Ziya and whispered, "Hey, little ghost, why don't we join forces and teach Zao Wou-Ki a lesson." ”
"It's boring, if you have this idea, it's better to do it yourself...... Don't come here, they'll kill you. ”
"Cut. ”
I sat back up, knocked on the table and said, "Don't gossip." Alright, now we're going to have a meeting on how to deal with the mystery man. First of all, I want to speak, I am now in a state of threat, the other party threatens that if I don't give up the idea of being a demon king, he will gouge out my eyes to prevent me from becoming a demon king, and at the same time, he also said that I am the source of the future destruction of the world. If you don't cooperate like this again, I will decide to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, be an ordinary person, and not play any demon king games!"
When I said this, the monsters became nervous, and they all came to my side to say nice things and persuade me not to give up. The situation was immediately one-sided, Zao Wou-Ki was alone, and if there was no support, he would be the fastest to be killed.
Cut, I was laughing so happily just now.
Long Xu raised his hand and said, "I support Mu Dongqing's idea and give up the matter of the Demon King." ”
Huang You immediately jumped out and pointed at the dragon whisker and scolded: "Fart!
Long Whisker said angrily: "What did you say?!"
I knocked on the table and said solemnly, "Hey, I don't want to see whose territory this is...... Comrade Huang You, you just spoke with foul language, which is contempt for this table, and I hope you can speak well in the following speeches, and stop speaking foul language. ”
Huang You said depressedly: "Yes." ”
Long Xu also extinguished the fire and said: "I was already very worried, if Mu Dongqing really brought the monster to change the current pattern, then it would definitely bring great changes and disasters, whether it was him or the monster, the cultivator, or even the human being, there would be trouble." This is not an ordinary trouble, just like what the mysterious monster said to Mu Dongqing last night, it will be a devastating blow to the future world. ”
Dragonbeard's words do make sense, except for a few people who feel relaxed and don't care (including me and Seocalyx), the youkai are very disappointed.
Hmm? Why doesn't Calyx care about that? She's a monster too.
Huo Yu came out to speak: "I think that no revolution will not shed blood, since we now know that we may find disasters that affect the whole world in the future, then we pay attention to it, be careful not to step on the thunder line." You must know an important basic point, we monster clansmen are being persecuted by cultivators......" Huo Yu looked at Long Xu.
Ryusu lowered his head in shame, he had lived with us for so long, and after realizing that youkai were not a bad thing, he also realized that the persecution of youkai by cultivators was a sinful thing.
Huo Yu said again: "It will bleed, but if it doesn't bleed now, then our monsters will bleed forever." Everyone wants peace, but no outsider will fight for peace for us yokai. No one sympathizes with us, so can't we blame ourselves for sympathizing with ourselves and fighting for our own rights?!"
Huo Yu said it so passionately that Long Xu couldn't refute it, or even dared not refute it. is really worthy of the person with the highest IQ on the scene in my opinion, N levels higher than the crazy Zao Wou-Ki stupid little ghost Jiang Ziya, even if he is taller than them!
Shi Dashan raised his hand and said in a deep voice: "We want to resist!"
"Resist!"
"Ahh
"Resist!" "Resist!"
Not only Shi Dashan Huang You Xiaolu, but even the orangutan and the dog brother also resolutely shouted slogans, and they couldn't stop shouting. Zhao Wuji was still smiling, Jiang Ziya was already displeased, and Long Xu wanted to speak but didn't know how to respond.
I was depressed with one hand on my head and looked at them sideways.
The agitation, like the defenders of the Paris Commune, fought to protect their unformed socialist regime.
"Young people just have spirit. Zao Wou-Ki said with a smile.
The monsters stopped their hustle and bustle and looked at Zao Wou-Ki firmly, after all, Zao Wou-Ki was the real initiator of their rebellion, and he coerced me to be the guy of the Demon King.
"Little monsters, don't forget that Mu Dongqing is your demon king, and it's up to him to decide what to do. Zao Wou-Ki looked at me and asked, "What do you think, little Qingzi?"
I didn't have to think about it and said, "Of course it's not a demon king, if you hadn't forced me, I wouldn't have planned to take this unnecessary risk to do this." ”
The youkai looked at me angrily.
Huang You: "Boss, how can you be like this." ”
Huo Yu: "It's so hurtful. ”
Shi Dashan: "We are so sincere to you. ”
Midori: "Ahhh
Gorilla: "What a wreck. ”
Brother Dog: "Can I still have a pleasant meal here with you in the future?"
I covered my ears and said angrily: "You guys are annoyed, I never thought about being a demon king, okay?
Huang You: "It's so hurtful!"
Huo Yu: "We are very disappointed in you!"
Shi Dashan: "We believe in you so much......"
Midori: "Ahhh
Scarlet: "What a scum!"
Brother Dog: "Shall we still have breakfast?"
I plugged my ears in frustration, and I was happy that there would be no life-threatening problems in the future.
"Since your demon kings have said so. Zao Wou-Ki smiled kindly: "Then, let's choose a new demon king." ”