As soon as this remark came out, it amazed the four seats.

I stood up and clapped my hands: "It's decided, choose a new demon king to come out, I, the old man, abdicate and let Zen, and from then on I don't ask about the things in the rivers and lakes." ”

"Sit down!" Shi Dashan pressed me down with one hand, his tone was not good, and he was in a bad mood. Now I'm going to quit the position of the demon king, he is the first unwilling, I don't have the identity of the demon king, if he gets angry, maybe even I dare to beat him!

"Who else can be the demon king here?" Huang You looked very helpless, and the other monsters were almost like him.

However, the scarlet master was dissatisfied with what Huang You said, and said to Huang You: "Why isn't there one? ”

"Who?" the monsters asked.

The orangutan showed a row of big white teeth, pointed at himself and said proudly, "It's me!"

"Demon~"

The orangutan was despised by the demons.

Seeing that the demons ignored it, the scarlet master was not happy, it climbed onto the table, and shouted to the demons: "What do you mean? Why can't I be the demon king? I'm so smart, so powerful, a hundred times better than this idiot Mu Dongqing, why can't I be the demon king?!"

Why?

Faced with the orangutan dangling on the table in front of me, I wanted to throw it out. And the monsters also seem to be in deep thought, why did they choose me and not the orangutan?

The orangutan pointed at me and said to the monster, "Just because this guy is the reincarnation of the demon king, he has immortal eyes?"

Well, it was really for this reason when they asked me to be the demon king in the first place, but is that really the case?

Just when the monsters couldn't think of a clear reason, Jiang Ziya interjected.

"A bunch of idiots, the simple question is whether it looks pleasing to the eye or not. ”

The monsters all showed a sudden realization, and Huo Yu said seriously: "It is worthy of being an immortal, it is indeed because of this." ”

"What?!You don't like me??Why?!Uncle, I'm quite moist, and my coat is very beautiful, so I'm ......."

Huo Yu glanced at Shi Dashan, and Shi Dashan stretched out his hand to take the orangutan away and threw it out of the window.

Now that he was quiet, Zao Wou-Ki touched his lips and put two lewd little whiskers on his lips and said, "Okay, don't get me wrong, it's just a temporary demon king." The old man had calculated that the power of Heavenly Dao's extreme wrath would erupt in ten days, and that person would definitely not be able to withstand the heavenly curse at that time. So Mu Dongqing only needs to pretend to abdicate and have no intention of the position of the demon king, and the monsters choose a new demon king to hide from that person. ”

I slapped the table and shouted excitedly, "Then you didn't make it clear earlier?" and turned my head to discuss with the monsters who would be the temporary demon king.

Jiang Ziya said to Zao Wou-Ki without the spirit: "Is there a heavenly curse after ten days? How can it be so late?"

Zao Wou-Ki smiled bitterly.

Jiang Ziya immediately understood, and then smiled disdainfully: "It's already been topped once? Hmph, the second time is tonight." He is so confident that his strength can withstand the second time, and force Mu Dongqing not to be the demon king before the third time?"

"It seems so. ”

Jiang Ziya asked, "Do you think this plan is feasible?"

Zao Wou-Ki leaned on the back of the chair and said proudly: "Then it depends on the other party's IQ, and he doesn't believe it if he is a normal person." ”

When I heard this, I turned around and said angrily: "Then you still mention this dry hair?"

"If you can, you have to give it a try. ”

This one...... That's right, give it a try, and if you fail, fight that person again. I have two super cows here, and I'm afraid of an egg!

I snatched the notebook and pen from the pocket of the little green clothes, and when I opened the notebook, I saw that there were many strange runes drawn in it, monsters, and all kinds of things that I couldn't understand, all of which had a characteristic, which was ugly.

Despite Midori's objections, I tore off a page and tore it into several smaller pieces, one for each youkai.

"Alright, now write down the youkai you think should be the temporary demon king. For the sake of fairness, this election adopts the voting method, which is anonymous, and everyone can not negotiate, and cannot see who the other party writes, in short, everything is based on fairness!"

The youkai made a promise and seemed to be playing like this for the first time. The scarlet man came in through the window and stretched out his hand to me, "Give me a ballot." ”

I didn't want to give it to him, after all, even if I gave it to him, wouldn't it be to elect him? But, fair, citizens have the right to vote, and he is also a member of the monsters. I want to tear another page down.,But the book has been snatched back by Little Green.,Staring at me hatefully.,It seems to protect the meaning of the book to the death.。

In desperation, I took out a thin tissue from the cardboard box on the table and asked the orangutan to write. It immediately complained, "Why? Why is my ticket like this?! I want fairness, I want paper like that!"

The orangutan looked at the notebook that Xiao Lu was holding, Xiao Lu was startled, hugged it tighter, and at the same time stared back without yielding.

I blocked the orangutan master's sight and said coldly, "If you say more, even your voting rights have been canceled." ”

The orangutan sat on the ground depressed with a thin tissue.

There is only one pen, and I will let Huang You write. Huang You came to the table and held the pen and thought about it for a while, but he didn't put down the pen for a long time. We waited a little impatient, and the scarlet master opened his mouth even more and scolded: "Are you okay?"

Huang You looked at me and said, "Boss, come over here." ”

I walked over and asked, "What?"

Huang You whispered in my ear embarrassedly, "How do you write Huo Yu's Huo character?"

I said disdainfully: "This will not be, you have known each other for so long in vain." ”

I snatched his pen and was about to write it, but after a while, I didn't write it yet.

Huang You asked, "Boss, why don't you write it yet?"

I looked at him with a confused look and asked, "How did Huo Yu's Huo character come to be written?"

“...... I'd better choose someone else, I can write dog words, I'll choose Brother Dog. ”

"Oh, whatever you want. ”

I left in disgrace.

After Huang You finished writing, I collected his ticket, and then passed the pen to Xiao Lu.

Xiao Lu immediately happily wrote down a name, and then passed it to Huo Yu. Huo Yu simply wrote down a name and passed it to Shi Dashan. After Shi Dashan wrinkled his face like a killing machine, he wrote down a name. When it was time for the green calyx, the green calyx bit her lip and thought for a moment, and wrote a name with a smile.

The orangutan took the pen, stabbed countless holes in the thin paper towel, and finally wrote down his name, but the paper was no longer the same.

After the orangutan finished writing, he handed the pen to Brother Dog, who wanted to grab the pen with his paws, but he couldn't catch it, and the ball of flesh on the soles of his feet pushed the pen away before the claws were closed. After failing like this a few times, Brother Dog finally got his senses and bit the tail of the pen.

Xiao Lu's face turned pale suddenly, and after a while, tears flowed out, and she cried out in a woo-woo-woo.

I hugged Xiaolu and comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, let's eat dog meat hot pot tonight." ”

Brother Dog depressedly finished writing his name under everyone's blaming gaze, and then spit out the pen. Seeing that the pen was covered with saliva, Midori cried even more sadly.

I put all the tickets away and started reading them.

First of all, Huang You's ticket, the words are uglier than what I wrote.

"Brother Dog, one vote. ”

This made the monsters laugh, and Brother Dog raised his nose even more proudly.

Then there is the ticket of Little Green, which is also very ugly, and it reads: Dog.

The girl was just trying to be fun, and I read depressedly: "Brother Dog, two votes." ”

The monsters are a little surprised now, and Brother Dog himself is also unexpected.

Then there is Huo Yu's ticket, which has three words written on it: Fenrir.

My eyes were also straight, and I looked at Huo Yu in disbelief, only to see that he was smiling bitterly.

"Brother Dog, three votes. ”

The orangutan slapped the table on the spot and shouted excitedly: "There is a shady scene!"

Brother Dog said unhappily: "What's wrong, what's wrong? People think I'm suitable for the Demon King, aren't you happy?"

The orangutan said directly: "How can you let the dog be the demon king?"

Brother Dog snorted and twisted his head, looking like he wouldn't play with you in the future.

I continued to read the ticket, but Shi Dashan still wrote Brother Dog, Qingcao wrote Brother Dog, and Brother Dog wrote Brother Dog. And the rotten paper that I don't know what is written doesn't matter anymore.

I trembled and found that the demon king was a dog.

Brother Dog jumped on the table with a cheer and said happily: "I am the Demon King!

All the monsters applauded with smiles on their faces, except for me and Midori and Master Orangutan.

I asked them weakly, "What are you trying to do?"

Huang You: "......"

Midori: "Ahhh ”

Huo Yu: "I don't want to harm the mountain. ”

Shi Dashan: "I don't want to hurt Huo Yu. ”

Qingcao smiled and said nothing, it is estimated that most of the time it is just to be enthusiastic and fun.

That's right, the current temporary demon king is just used to deceive that person, if there is any danger, then the temporary demon king will be defeated.

Thinking about this, I feel much more balanced and always look forward to that day.

Brother Dog stood on the table in a majestic manner, and his first order as the demon king was to say to me: "Mu Dongqing, today I want to eat roast whole sheep, you hurry up and buy two and come back, no, you want to buy three, tsk, it's better to buy four." ”

When I picked up a bench and put it in front of it, Dog shut up.

It lowered its ears depressedly and said, "Cut, being a demon king is just like this, you can't eat anything if you want to." ”

I glanced around the living room and saw that Zao Wou-Ki was still there, sitting on a wooden chair watching the excitement on our side, while sipping tea slowly. And Jiang Ziya's little ghost doesn't know when it's gone.

"Where's the little ghost?" I asked Zao Wou-Ki.

"Back to the room. ”

Hey, I didn't pay attention for a few minutes, and went back to my room to play on the computer. It's really otaku, nits, little kids.

"Attention little monsters. Zao Wou-Ki put down his teacup and said to us, "The Yankees' bombers are here." ”

What?

We monsters all looked at him suspiciously, not understanding what Zao Wou-Ki suddenly said about the United States, the bomber.

I saw Zao Wou-Ki raise his hand, his hand facing the back of the roof.

I said depressedly, "What are you doing......"

Before I could finish speaking, suddenly there were countless huge explosions on the roof, like dozens of explosions on the roof, the earth was trembling, and my ears only heard one after another loud explosions, almost deaf to my hearing.

I was so frightened that I hid under the table with the little green dog brother orangutan, hugged the little green and screamed, and the orangutan and the dog brother who were still awkward because of the election just now, at this time the two of them also hugged into a lump of things.

"Mom! The Yankees are really coming, and the bombers are going to kill people!"

"Woohoo!"

"Ahh

"Squeak! squeak!"