30 Do not spit on it, it is unhygienic
After a crazy bombing, my house didn't have any belt at all, which is really miraculous.
My ears were still ringing, and I shrank my head back and poked out from under the table with Midori in fear.
Seeing that everything was in good condition at home, Huo Yu and Huang You grabbed Shi Dashan's clothes, and Shi Dashan nervously raised his two hands to protect Huo Yu and Huang You. Ryusu looked around nervously alone, as if his life might be in danger at any moment.
Only Qingcao looked up at the roof with a frown, not seeming to be afraid. And Zao Wou-Ki just put down the back of his raised hand, and picked up the tea on the table and drank it slowly.
"Calyx. I whispered to Calyx, "I'm so scared!"
"Don't be afraid, it's okay now. ”
"It's here, it's ......"
Qingcao looked at me suspiciously, and I pointed to my thigh and said, "My leg is weak, I can't stand up." ”
Qingcao was stunned for a moment, and then came over with a wry smile and helped me up, and at this time, Xiao Lu was already one step ahead of me and stood up alone.
Everyone looked around in confusion, and finally looked at Zao Wou-Ki.
Zhao Wou-Ki calmly took a sip of tea and said, "Two cultivators came from outside, threw an explosive charm on it, and I just blocked it with my hand." ”
Cultivator?!
I slapped the table and shouted, "His grandmother's, how dare you go wild on my territory?"
All the monsters walked out of the house with me, and Brother Dog shouted from behind, "Hey, now I'm the demon king!"
As soon as I went out, I saw a young boy standing in the middle of the small stone road in the front room. He was only sixteen or seventeen years old, with a thin build, his hair was almost all shaved short, with dark circles under his eyes, he hadn't slept for a few days, and he had a shabby shoulder bag. He looked at us tiredly.
"I'm here to ......"
I stood in the middle of the monster with my waist crossed and yelled at him: "I grass your old man! Isn't you the one who just wanted to blow up my house?"
The kid was obviously shocked by me at the beginning, and after a long pause, he said, "That's right, it's me." I didn't expect you to have a defensive formation here that only cultivators can use, and even my twenty detonating talismans at a time can block it. ”
"Fart Defense Array! My grandfather blocked it with the back of one hand!"
He was visibly unconvinced: "What did you say?"
"Report your name, Lao Tzu's subordinates don't fight nobodies!"
Huang You leaned over and said, "Boss, you're fighting some gangsters who don't know their names, right?"
"What do you care about so much?"
The kid on the other side said lightly: "Master Fu, Lu Fei." ”
I scratched my head and asked impatiently, "Are you called Fu Shi or Lu Fei?"
“...... Talisman is my identity, and Lu Fei is my name. ”
"Did I ask you who you are, do you need to show it off?"
“......”
I saw this little man named Lu Fei look at the blue tendons on his forehead.
My agitation technique succeeded, and he was about to have a seizure, and when I was about to call all the monsters to beat him together, a sense of crisis hit me.
I jerked my head up and looked up at the roof, only to see a few small black dots already hitting me. I was taken aback, and I was about to dodge it with a thousand-year-old demon pupil flash, but once I dodged the monsters around me, I would also be hit.
Shi Dashan's big hand reached out in time, and one arm blocked in front of me, blocking all the small black dots. He swept his hand dismissively, and several throwing knives fell from his arms and landed on the ground with a clanging sound.
Shi Dashan turned his head to look at the source of the hidden weapon, and said angrily: "Where is Xiaoxiao?!"
"Who dares to attack me?!"
We looked there and saw a wild-looking man with medium and long hair, wearing an overcoat, standing on our roof with a slight surprise looking at us.
"Hmph, this monster's skin is quite hard. After that, he smiled and said weirdly: "I just don't know if there is my hard there." ”
We were all stunned for a long time, and then a murderous aura erupted.
"Shameless, suffer death!"
Shi Dashan angrily wanted to jump on the roof to fight that guy, I hurriedly hugged him and shouted: "Don't Dashan, if you step on it twice, my whole house will collapse." This is his agitation, don't go, don't go. ”
I shouted to the man again, "Who's coming?!"
"Tang Gate, Wu Shuang. He said coolly.
I spit on the ground with a mouthful of saliva and scolded: "Phew! Such a lewd ~ cheap name, you must be a slut! And you are still a scumbag who can't be happy no matter how hard you try!"
"You!"
Wu Shuang glared at me angrily, and the monsters clapped their hands one after another, of course, Xiao Lu didn't understand.
Wu Shuang quickly calmed down and said, "The women who share the bed with me are very happy, how can they be like some demonic ......" He aimed at Huo Yu.
"A man without a seed, heh, should he be called a man? Yes...... Shemale?"
Huo Yu was very angry, and Shi Dashan was full of anger and wanted to jump up, and I hung on him to stop him: "This is his radical method again, don't be impulsive!"
I turned back to the monsters and shouted, "Huang You, Xiao Lu, you deal with the one above!"
"Yes!"
Huang You put out his claws with both hands, jumped up in an instant, and a pair of green leaf wings grew out of Xiao Lu's back and flew into the air.
Wu Shuang also shook his hand unceremoniously, that is, Huang You and Xiao Lu each had two flying knives. Huang You jumped on the roof and dodged a handful, and with a wave of his claws, he opened a handful. Xiao Lu was not so flexible, he just used his wings to block in front of him, and two flying knives were inserted into his wings.
Huang You pounced in front of Wu Shuang, and with a wave of his claws, Wu Shuang instantly stretched out two hidden blades from the sleeves of his coat and exchanged hands with Huang You. But it was just a blow, and Huang You jumped away.
Wu Shuang was puzzled, raised his head suddenly, the little green in the sky spread his wings in front of him, and countless green leaves shot towards Wu Shuang like bullets along with Wu Shuang's two flying knives just now.
Wu Shuang's face immediately showed fear and quickly retreated, and the two Hidden Blades also quickly slashed towards the green leaves that shot at him.
Wu Shuang dodged and split more than a dozen leaves, and was scratched a lot, but more leaves shot on the roof, shattering the tiles on the roof, and then shot into the living room, and suddenly a broken sound sounded. This time, it seems that there are many new things to change at home.
I shouted to Midori in pain, "Baby, take it easy." ”
Huang You and Xiao Lu chased Wu Shuang on the roof, and Zao Wou-Ki ran out of the living room, with a few leaves on his body, and a teapot and cup in his hand, and scolded and said: "I was still hiding, but I had to be beaten even in the living room, and now the young man is really ......"
"Hey, it's not because of the mildew on your body that has hit my roof! Hurry up, help get rid of these annoying guys. ”
Zhao Wuji pointed at the teacup and said, "Grandpa, I can't just make a move, it's better for you juniors to play by yourself." ”
Play with your sister!
"Two cultivators here?" Lu Fei looked at us in disbelief, and then came over and said, "You made that defensive array?"
Zao Wou-Ki simply sat on the stone steps at the door, drinking tea and watching the excitement.
"Today's young people really don't know how to respect the old and love the young. ”
Long Xu puffed out his chest and said solemnly: "I don't know them well, I'm only here because I owe them money!"
None of the monster cultivators present looked at him with disdain.
"Twenty-five boys. I said heavily.
Lu Fei took out a handful of rune paper from the cloth bag and said gloomily, "Since you are in a gang, I have no choice but to destroy you together." ”
I said, "Young people nowadays are so angry. ”
"Detonator!"
Lu Fei threw three runes at us, and these three runes floated in the air and went straight to us. Huo Yu opened his mouth and spit out three mouthfuls of saliva in a row, all of which hit these three talismans.
We were proud and were about to despise Lu Fei, when suddenly the detonator emitted a white light and exploded. And the saliva on the rune paper also exploded, and the saliva was everywhere, and we who were closer to the rune paper were naturally all affected.
Zao Wou-Ki wiped the saliva from his face and put down the teacup expressionlessly: "Do you still have a clean teacup at home?" Grandpa, I want to change it." ”
I wiped the saliva from my face and said expressionlessly: "Xiaoyu, you still don't spit casually, it's unhygienic." ”
Huo Yu wiped the saliva from his face and said expressionlessly, "...... Well. ”
Lu Fei glanced at us depressedly: "What a strange monster." He took out a few more pieces of rune paper and threw them at us.
Shi Dashan stepped forward, opened his arms fearlessly, and a few pieces of rune paper were attached to his body, emitting lightning flashes, Shi Dashan just frowned, and sang, the rune paper shook open, the electric light disappeared, and it fell to the ground weakly.
I jumped out and laughed: "It's so weak, it's not my turn to play, it's really boring!"
Suddenly, there was a sense of crisis in the back, and I heard Huang You shouting anxiously: "Be careful!"
Without thinking about it, I subconsciously took out the Motorola black and white metal version of the phone, turned around and slapped a flying knife on the spot. And there were three more flying, Zao Wou-Ki grabbed one with one hand, Brother Dog jumped aside and dodged one away, and the last one was inserted into Huo Yu's body.
Huo Yu pulled out the flying knife as if nothing happened, and blood suddenly gushed out.
"Got my clothes dirty again. ”
I covered my mouth and said, "Xiaoyu, can't you stop the bleeding?"
"It's okay, my ** will heal very quickly, and the hematopoietic ability is also very fast. ”
"No, I mean I'm feeling a little faint. ”
Looking up at the battle on the roof, the roof had been torn down into wooden shelves, many tiles were flying, and some of the wooden frames had been torn apart like bones.
I shouted, "Good man above, can you have mercy on me, where are you going to let me sleep tonight?"
The coat and clothes of Wu Shuang's body are simply a hidden weapon library, and a lot of hidden weapons are thrown out, and Huang You's King Kong claws and Xiao Green's green winged rattan whip are equal to him for a while.
It seems that they have annoyed Jiang Xiaogui who was playing with the computer in the room, Jiang Ziya jumped directly onto the roof from under the room with the whip on his shoulder, knocked into a big hole, and stood firmly on the roof and shouted at the three of them: "I'm annoyed! Uncle Ben is too lazy to care about your life or death, but you even cut off the electricity to Uncle Ben, see if I don't beat you all to death!"
I gloated and said, "Annoyed Jiang Xiaogui, you can stand it!"