12 Hermaphroditic slugs
A faint fragrance came from behind him, and he was fighting hormones almost all night. As soon as the nameless evil fire is generated, pinch the injured left hand, and the pain spreads to the brain, and the flame immediately subsides a lot.
Xiao Lu is very peaceful, she was originally a tree, it is not difficult not to move, she has been lying on the bed like a tree.
I don't know when I'm asleep.
When I dreamed of my mother in my sleep, I remembered the gentle feeling of holding my mother when I was very young. Suddenly, the camera turned, and a very delicious branch appeared, and I naturally opened my mouth and gently bit this branch. Bit, bite, delicious!
When the phone alarm went off, I opened my eyes and the first thing I saw was Midori looking at me with wide eyes.
I was taken aback and found myself lying on the bed with my hands, wrapped around Midori's slender waist and biting the two fingers of Midori's right hand.
"Ahh ”
Midori saw that I was awake and greeted me with a smile.
I quickly let go of my hand, sat upright on the bed, and checked whether my clothes were missing. I lifted the quilt again, and saw that Xiaolu was still wearing the white T-shirt and shorts I gave her, so I was relieved.
It's just a little Lori, why am I so weak-hearted?
No, if she were a, I wouldn't feel guilty.
I slapped Midori's soft buttocks and said to her, "Get up and work, you can't eat if you don't work!"
Xiao Luda reluctantly got up, I turned my back to her and changed into my daily clothes, and then went out of the room with her to the backyard and knocked on Shi Dashan and Huang Youhe's room.
They didn't seem used to getting up so early, and both youkai seemed to be out of spirits. In fact, my current situation is similar, I basically didn't sleep much last night, so I plan to come back to sleep after picking the fruit early and delivering the goods.
Shi Dashan used to be an engineering team, and he had just finished a project the day before yesterday, and now he is waiting to start construction. Now that I have Xiaolu's ability to give birth, I simply asked Shi Dashan to help take care of the orchard at my house, and the salary is not much, but fortunately, he has no concept of money. After all, it's a monster, no family, no smoking, no entertainment, no desire.
It's the same with Huang You, he quit the gang yesterday and then specifically protected me. Now that I have nothing to do, I asked him to help with the work of the orchard and pay him a salary.
The group came to the orchard with tools to pick fruits, and I didn't have the spirit to teach them what to pick, how much to pick, and so on.
Shi Dashan and Huang You haven't woken up yet, Xiao Lu is only interested in playing, and at the same time, he is reluctant to help me hurt the fruit tree. I don't know if they listened, but I was too sleepy to know what to say anyway.
Xiao Lu pressed one hand on the fruit tree, and the fruit fell directly, and she opened her hand to catch it below.
Huang You nimbly climbed up the tree, picked the fruit, and threw it to Shi Dashan below.
I warned them not to spoil the fruit, and then set up the ladder in the primitive way, climbed up and cut it slowly.
The white fox didn't come to make trouble today, and I was still thinking that if the three monsters present did it together, I don't know if I could catch it. If you catch it, be sure to shave its skin to make a scarf, and then burn the fox meat.
Just talking, thinking about it makes me feel cruel and I feel like I'm vomiting. If I really burn its meat, I won't be able to eat it. If nothing else, just because I think it has spirituality, I have been an enemy with it for two years, and naturally hate it, but I will never be ruthless against such a cute fox.
The morning fruit picking was done quickly, twice as fast as usual. But the problem is also serious, and the fruit picked by these three guys sometimes falls on the ground and is damaged, or it is not ripe enough.
I was only able to pick out the problematic quarter for them to eat, and then go and deliver the fruit myself.
When I was about to drive, Shi Dashan and Huang You wanted to come with me to protect me, but I refused, and only let Xiaolu come up. Anyway, I'm not interested in being with two big men.
The fruit was delivered to those fruit stores, and the attitude of those bosses towards me was the same as yesterday, and they asked me to send all the fruits to their stores.
I don't pay attention to them, thinking that I gave them goods six years ago when I was a child, and they didn't give me a good look at that time. Now that it's good, it's kind and smiling, it's really disgusting!
By the time I bought meat and vegetables and drove home, Xiaoxue had already gone back to school.
I sighed for a while at what the current education has persecuted the children, and I was very dissatisfied with Xiaoxue's short day and night off a week.
When I entered the door, I handed the meat dish to Huang You, but he smiled weirdly and handed me a note.
"Brother, you slept with Midori last night, didn't you?!"
My tall image in Xiaoxue's mind is estimated to have been ruined.
But you can't blame me, isn't it the result of her forgetting that there is still Xiaolu at home last night and sleeping so early?
I texted Xiaoxue to explain, and she sent it back shortly after.
"I won't tell Sister Lu Qi, but brother, you can't sleep with Xiao Lu anymore. Although I know you won't do anything out of the ordinary, but Midori isn't too small, what if his dad finds out about you?"
Only Xiaoxue knows that I am upright, out of the mud but not stained, clear lotus but not demon, straight through the outside, no vines and no branches, fragrant and clear, pavilion and pure planting, can be seen from a distance and can not be blasphemed, and will never do anything out of the ordinary!
Speaking of which, I really think of Midori as a child, but as far as I can see, in some ways, Midori is not as small as it looks, a little bigger than Xiaoxue...
I went back to my room to replenish my sleep, and Xiao Lu went to the backyard to pour water and stood in place to bask in the sun. Huang You said to go out and do some errands, I told him about my plan to open my own fruit shop, and he patted his heart and said that I would leave the chores of opening a fruit shop to him.
After sleeping until noon, Midori excitedly pulled me up. When Midori and I walked out of the room, a beautiful woman came to the living room that I didn't know.
She is wearing a blue loose T-shirt and a pair of cropped pants, her skin is white and delicate, her hair is shawl, and her face is also a rare beauty. A pair of Mimi eyes, gentle eyes, like a person who has no quarrel with the world.
Perfect in every aspect, except the boobs...... No ups and downs?
She was sitting at the guest table, and when she saw me come out, she stood up and nodded respectfully to me.
"Lord Demon King, you're awake. ”
I just woke up, and I didn't react when I first saw that there was one more person in the family, and when she told me this, I was stunned, and immediately took a step back and asked, "Are you a monster?"
"Yes, I'm a friend of the mountain, Slug Demon, Huo Yu. ”
"Slug?"
Forgive me for calling her that, because there's only slugs where I'm located. Later, when I went online, I learned from another source that slugs are called slugs to be precise.
She clenched her fists, her muscles protruding, but she still had a smile on her face, and said to me gently, "Lord Demon King, I don't like this name so much. ”
I hurriedly said sorry in embarrassment, and then sat down with Huo Yu.
"Last night, Oyama told me about the reappearance of the Demon King, and I rushed back to Aoki City this morning, and I just came here. ”
"Oh, I didn't hear him say this, what about him now?"
As soon as Huo Yu wanted to answer, Shi Dashan and Xiao Lu each came to the hall with fried dishes, and when he saw that my Huo Yu had already seen it, he said, "Boss, this is my old friend for many years, Huo Yu." Last night, I called her to come over and contribute to the revitalization of our demon clan, how easy it is for demons!"
When I heard about the revitalization and revival of the demon clan, I had a headache, and I hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, eat and eat." ”
The food was put on the table, Huang You came out to do something and hasn't come back yet, and I don't care about him.
We, Shi Dashan and Huo Yu, talked to me a lot about the recent situation of the monsters, and how to revitalize the demon clan. Most of them are saying that I don't have the slightest interest in it.
I especially noticed that Huo Yu only eats fresh vegetables and is not interested in cooked meat and cooked vegetables on the table, which is just the opposite of Xiao Lu.
As I ate, I approached the mountain and whispered, "Is she a man or a woman?"
Shi Dashan lowered his head and said to me: "Slug is hermaphroditic, there is no gender distinction. Huo Yu can change the body of men and women at will, and now it is in male form. ”
I nodded and said enviously: "It's really a powerful ability, it becomes a woman entering the women's bathroom, and the women's locker room or something is a floating cloud." ”
Syllable.
The chopsticks in Huo Yu's hand were pinched off, and he stared at me with smiling eyes, and said gently: "Lord Demon King, as a three-hundred-year-old slug demon, I can hear what you just said." ”
I stiffened for a moment, and immediately ran to the kitchen to change a pair of chopsticks for her, and put a few vegetable leaves into his bowl, and said hospitablely: "Eat vegetables, don't be polite, I have a lot of vegetables here, you can eat as you like!"
Even if the matter passed without danger.
This Huo Yu's personality seems to be peaceful, and he will not be angry with others. But that's just the surface, just now I seem to feel the murderous aura coming from him.
I toasted him, but he refused, saying that he could only drink water.
I secretly toasted Midori, but this time she refused to drink it.
When Huo Yu asked me about my plan to revive the demon clan, I was embarrassed. I hadn't thought about reviving the demon clan at all, let alone planning it. But if I really say I didn't plan it, there's no guarantee that this slug demon won't eat me.
I thought about it for a while, pretended to be serious and said: "The matter of the revival of the demon clan can't be rushed for a while, otherwise if you take a wrong step, you will lose everything." I think that my current strength is too weak to not only be able to protect myself, but also to be able to convince the public. So first of all, I have to work hard to cultivate and improve my strength. Summoning youkai and revealing their identities is not feasible right now!"
Huo Yu nodded, very satisfied with my opinion. Even Shi Dashan was amazed at how I, a useless demon king, could suddenly open my mind. Actually, I just can put it off, take my time in cultivation, cultivate it for decades, and then go crazy with them when I'm old and almost hang up, and then I'll probably live enough, and it doesn't matter if I die.
Suddenly, I thought of another question, so I said cautiously: "There is no room in my house anymore, where will Huo Yu sleep tonight?"
There are four rooms in my house, one for me, Xiao Lu sleeps in Xiao Xue's room, and Huang You and Shi Dashan have one each.
I'm never going to sleep with a youkai, a slug, something that's going to change at any time. I will never let other men enter Xiaoxue's room for half a step, not even the husband she may have in the future!
Shi Dashan said: "Then let Huo Yu be a little wronged, and sleep with me in the future." ”
Immediately in my mind, some not-so-innocent images appeared: a black giant in a room, crushing a soft beautiful man under him. The giant shouted fiercely, "Kill you, kill you!" The beautiful man begged for mercy in pain: "Don't, don't!"
I drank a bottle of Lao Bai Gan with my head up, hoping to drink away the terrible fantasy.
Shi Dashan looked at my drinking posture and said with admiration: "The boss is really bold!"