13 Spit out a bowl of sulfuric acid saliva

After eating, Shi Dashan and Huo Yu chatted happily, and when I was bored, I, the so-called demon king in their mouth, took on the work of cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks and washing the dishes.

I was washing the dishes and cursing at the monsters who were eating and drinking in my house.

Where are my little brothers? They are uncles! They are bullies! They are bandits!

I wondered if I should charge them some rent and food or something, when I heard the roar of several motorcycles and the shouting of some people in the front yard.

Ever since I became a shemale, troublesome things have come one after another, and what happened this time?

I grabbed a dishcloth and wiped my hands as I walked from the back door of the backyard to the front door. Huo Yu and Shi Dashan were already standing on both sides of the gate like door gods, looking displeased.

"What's up, what's wrong?"

I walked out the door quickly, and saw a few motorcycles parked in the front room, and a group of unconventional thugs with iron bars and machetes in their hands, got off their motorcycles and came to us, yelling at us one by one.

One of them seemed to be the leader of them walking towards me with an iron rod, but as soon as Shi Dashan, the black giant, stood in front of me, he immediately did not dare to move forward, but he still shouted to me with a very dragged face: "Call the weasel out!"

I was taken aback, took a step back and asked, "You're a youkai?!"

The head spat on the ground and said, "You're a monster!"

"Do you actually know? Are you a cultivator?!"

Huo Yu reluctantly approached me and said, "They are just ordinary people, and they don't believe in the existence of monsters at all." ”

I put away my panicked expression, revealing the majesty and calmness that I should have as a demon king.

"Can you beat them?"

A smile appeared on Shi Dashan's killing machine-like face: "It's a small thing." ”

I know that Shi Dashan is actually quite honest and honest, but his appearance is too cruel. He smiled like this, and suddenly a few thugs were weak-legged.

The gangsters' eyes shifted to Huo Yu, and when they saw such a beauty appear, they all stared at Huo Yu with squinting eyes.

"Yo, there's a beautiful woman here. ”

"But why are the breasts so flat? Damn! It's a shemale!"

This group of people finally discovered Huo Yu's current male form, and they scolded again.

Although Huo Yu still looked peaceful, I could already feel the murderous aura on his body.

Shi Dashan shouted: "Keep your mouth clean!" Suddenly frightened these gangsters retreated, and there was a brief silence.

At this time, Xiao Lu didn't bask in the sun, and ran from the backyard to pull my clothes to watch the excitement. The thugs were dumbfounded when they saw a beautiful Lori appear.

I pushed Shi Dashan away in front of me and asked, "What are you looking for Huang You for?"

The boss pointed an iron rod at me and said, "It's none of your business! We know he's here, get out of the way, or we'll be ruined with you!"

Huang You, that guy is really going to make trouble for me.

I said, "He's messed with me now, his business is naturally my business, you can just find me if you have something!"

The reason why I dare to say to these gangsters so arrogantly is entirely because there are two monsters around me to protect me, although I don't know how much combat power Shi Dashan and Huo Yu have, but it should be enough to deal with these gangsters, right?

"Okay, we're going to cut off his hands, feet, and feet, and you're going to let us cut off your hands and feet too?"

I spread my hands and said, "Then you can come and cut it, the younger brother has done something wrong, and the boss can't watch it, right?" ”

When the head saw that I was so arrogant, he shouted, "Then we will cut off your hands and feet, up!"

As soon as he waved his hand, he was about to rush, but before he could rush two steps, he felt that something was wrong and looked at the younger brothers behind him, and found that those little brothers did not dare to rush when they were still hesitating. It is estimated that he is afraid of the black giant stone mountain.

I smiled and said, "I'm embarrassed that you're so polite." ”

The head blushed angrily and scolded the gangsters: "We beat one of them more than a dozen, are we afraid of Mao? Who doesn't go up, there will be no need to mix in my Zhongxin Hall in the future!"

Dare to love him, only Shi Dashan is an enemy in his eyes. I suspect that the young faithful cousins who came with him were middle school students.

At this time, those gangsters finally surrounded carefully, but more of them were on Huo Yu's side, and the two gangsters near Shi Dashan panicked and wanted to go to the other side, and a very funny crowd tilted at the scene.

With a headache and a sob, he slammed a stick on the grass: "You guys are on it!"

The thugs finally became more ashamed than afraid, and they all rushed towards Huo Yu, and even me, the enemy boss, had no one to take care of them. I don't know if it's because they hate Huo Yu, a shemale, because of other reasons.

As a result, Huo Yu didn't leave when he stood, his throat moved, he opened his mouth, and a mouthful of liquid the size of a rice bowl squirted out, and it suddenly squirted into the face of the gangster who was running at the front.

The bastard, who had been shot all over his face, immediately threw away the machete and fell to the ground in pain, rolling and rolling over his face, covering his face and screaming.

This situation is a bit terrifying, those gangsters suddenly retreated, looking at the gangsters rolling on the ground screaming in horror, for a while they looked at the gangsters on the ground and then at Huo Yu, no one dared to take a step forward.

I asked Huo Yu worriedly, "Will there be death?"

Huo Yu smiled and said, "No, it's just a layer of skin." ”

I said bitterly, "That's going to have to be disfigured, too!"

When the thugs heard this, they were all cold, and they looked at us like monsters.

In order not to spread the strange news that someone here spits and disfigures people and provokes the cultivators, I hurriedly said to them: "My little brother has been suffering from stomach problems recently, and he has too much stomach acid, so you can take care of it yourself." ”

At this time, the face of the gangster who was shot has been wiped clean by the surrounding gangsters who have taken off their clothes, revealing a swollen and red face, but they are still moaning in pain~Oh. I couldn't help but look at it.

Not to mention, disfigurement is like cutting off someone's arm, and sometimes it's more serious.

These thugs looked at Huo Yu, looked at the injured thugs, and finally looked at their heads in unison at a loss.

The head turned blue with anger, and finally ordered: "Withdraw first! We will come back for revenge!"

Hearing the boss say this, the thugs were so angry that they immediately helped the injured thugs onto the motorcycle.

When I heard this, I was anxious. If they come to me like this endlessly, what is the point? If they just came to Xiaoxue on the day they came, it happened to be a holiday, then ......

I suddenly became hideous and said to them: "If you want to escape, there is no way! Dashan Huo Yu, don't let them escape!"

Shi Dashan and Huo Yu got the order and immediately rushed towards the gangsters.

I hurriedly added a sentence later: "Don't spit, and don't beat people!"

Shi Dashan crashed into the gangsters like a tank, punching, kicking and buttocks, knocking several thugs to the ground.

Huo Yu is not as fierce as Shi Dashan, but when others saw him rushing over, they hid, and some who were not afraid of disfigurement smashed Huo Yu with a few sticks and knives. I saw that he was fine, but the knife slashed at him, and blood spurted out of his life. Not only did it scare me, but it scared the thugs who cut him.

This Huo Yu was smiling while being knifed, spurting blood and fighting at the same time, which was terrifying.

I picked up an iron rod of a gangster and rushed up to block the two people for Huo Yu, shouting with my back to him, "Are you okay?"

However, Huo Yu did not have any sluggishness because of the knife on his body, he said to me while waving his fists and feet: "Boss Xie is concerned, but I can recover from these injuries within an hour, it's fine." ”

I was relieved to hear him say this, youkai can't be understood with ordinary people's thinking.

"Boss!"

I suddenly heard Huang You's shout, and I was distracted, but Huang You was on all fours on the road, running towards us like a mad dog. As soon as he arrived, he pounced on one of the thugs and bit the other's thighs.

I shouted, "Don't kill anyone!"

Huang You jumped up to deal with the next thug. The thug who was bitten by Huang You screamed on the ground, rolling on the ground with his injuries, and he didn't know if there was a weasel vaccine to be given.

Coupled with the arrival of Huang You, the battle ended quickly, and the gangsters all lay on the ground moaning~ groaning. I counted them, and there were thirteen in total, most of which were knocked down by Shi Dashan alone.

I was suddenly proud to have such a black giant brand killing machine, which can scary and kill!

After teaching these gangsters a lesson, Huang You came over and said to me with a gloomy expression: "I'm sorry boss, my business has affected you." After I quit the gang yesterday, my former enemies came looking for me, but I didn't expect them to find this place. ”

I waved my hand and said helplessly, "Even if I forget it this time, I can't blame you." Now think about what to do with these people, I don't want to have anything to do with them in the future. ”

"Why don't you bury them alive?"

The thugs who fell to the ground changed their faces one by one, and with great difficulty they got up and stood in front of us and said, "If you let us go this time, I swear we will never bother you again." ”

Huang You said disdainfully: "Bah! can you believe your oath?"

Just when I had a headache and didn't know what to do with these guys, Midori ran from behind with a cup in his hand and walked towards the thugs on the ground.

I was afraid that she would be hurt, so I grabbed her and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Midori pointed at the spitted thug and yelled at me.

I didn't understand, Shi Dashan translated for me on the side: "Xiao Lu wants to use her resin to put a piece of skin on that kid's face, so that he can keep a piece of that kid's skin." ”

I nodded, looking at the liquid on the cup in Midori's hand.

"It's your fat, isn't it?"

As a result, I never thought that Xiao Lu, who is usually only bullied by me, heard my words and punched me in the face fiercely, causing me to lie on the ground and eat grass, this chick got angry and had a lot of strength.

Midori walked over to the thug and crouched down, sticking some mucus in one hand and carefully applying it to the thug's red and swollen face.

The thug's eyes were closed in pain, but after being coated with resin, the screams that seemed to be less painful were quieter. When he opened his eyes when he was painted half of his face, he saw that there was a girl in front of him who was as cute as an angel healing him, and he was stupid on the spot, and he looked at Midori without blinking.

Shi Dashan watched Xiao Lu give medicine to the gangster, nodded and said: "This resin has a good effect, clearing heat and detoxifying, calming the nerves and healing wounds, it is a miracle medicine in the world." ”

I got up from the ground, covered half of my swollen face, and said to Midori, "Leave me some." ”