I drove Xiao Hyundai to carry Qingcao and Fu Nu, and Shi Dashan drove a Hummer to follow, and went to the city to buy some things.

It's Christmas in two days, and although I'm not very interested in Western holidays, especially on Christmas Day, when Xiaoxue School is not closed, there is no holiday at all. But it doesn't matter if you've been with youkai, so you'll have to buy something to prepare.

Fu Nu and Qing Cao sat in the back seat, and Fu Nu kept looking curiously at the scenery of the city through the car window, and her eyes were full of wonder at the strange situation of the city. But occasionally I will move my nose in dissatisfaction, and the air in the city does not smell good.

We first went to the market, where Shi Dashan and I got off the bus to buy groceries. Shi Dashan asked the aunt about the price of the food, and the aunt was so scared that the price of the food was reduced a lot. I bought a few more bags of rice, tied them to the roof of the Humvee, and suddenly felt that I had become a legendary tyrant.

Finally, after buying the groceries, I put the vegetables in the back of the car, and the free woman in the back seat kept staring at the bag of radishes that I had specially prepared to buy for her, and the plastic bag was transparent, so she could see it.

In the end, I still didn't give her the radish, got into the car and turned my back to her and said, "Wait until you get home and wash and eat again, now you will be drugged to death." ”

The girl immediately had a lost expression.

But it made me think that I should let the monsters in the village open a large vegetable plot and grow some green and healthy vegetables.

Then I drove to the mall.

Along the way, the Humvee carrying rice driven by Shi Dashan attracted the attention of some people.

When we came to the intersection, a red light was turned on, and Shi Dashan and I stopped in front of the zebra crossing. While I was waiting boredly, a lewd uncle with a briefcase did not cross the street directly, but walked quickly to the Hummer that stopped next to me.

He asked Shi Dashan mockingly: "Dude, this Hummer you drive is a copycat car, right?"

It's really boring, what kind of car is someone else's car?

Shi Dashan didn't pay attention to him, but made him think that he was right, and laughed proudly. I poked my head out of the car window, held up the bricks and said to him, "Do you want to eat the bricks or dodge?"

When he saw me take out a brick, he smiled even more. Pointing to the brick in my hand, he couldn't breathe.

"Bricks, bricks, hahahahaha, are you going to go back to the construction site to start work?"

I let go of my hand, and the brick fell to the ground and hit his foot, causing him to clutch his foot and jump on one foot.

My mind moved, and the bricks flew back into my hands. The green light turned on, and Shi Dashan and I drove away, leaving the crippled uncle to play one-legged jumping in the vast sea of cars.

Driving to the mall, we all got out of the car. And as soon as the green calyx and the free girl appeared, they immediately attracted the attention of passers-by. Shi Dashan walked over from the Humvee, and immediately there were fewer people coming here.

I waved my finger in front of Qingcao and Fu Nu and said, "Don't sell cute, don't smile at strangers, or there will be riots." ”

Calyx just smiled and nodded, so as not to let the girl take Calyx's arm uneasily, looked around, looked up, and asked me, "Why?"

"You don't have to think about it to know, what if you look so ugly and still sell cuteness and smile at people, and scare the uncle of passers-by?"

"I, I'm ugly?"

The girl touched her face in disappointment, while Qingcao and Shi Dashan looked at me reproachfully.

We walked into the mall, and people passing by looked here. lest the woman think that she was really ugly and frightened people, so she covered her face with her hands in shame.

It's also good to cover it up to save some trouble.

On the issue of choosing clothes, Qingcao led everyone away. In the mall, there are one clothing store after another, and I pick out clothes in it.

If there is a male clerk who doesn't go in, as soon as he enters the clothing store, he will change the clothes of the free girl, and look at the appearance of the free girl changing her clothes, and her eyes flashed with an intriguing gaze.

Those female clerks were still a little jealous when they saw Qingcalyx, but when they saw the free girl, it was like seeing cute cats and dogs, and the enthusiasm was terrifying, and the free girl, a monster who rarely touched humans or even other monsters, was naturally more afraid of those enthusiastic clerks.

"I'm ugly......"

The inferiority complex of women who put on one dress after another shrank in front of the clerk, which made the whole store even more cute, making the matter of buying clothes a one-person fashion show.

However, this fashion show made the girl think that others were watching her ugly show, and her eyes were full of tears and she almost cried.

Shi Dashan and I stood outside the store and watched, and those males with evil intentions who looked inside from afar saw the free girl and the green calyx, and they were glared at by Shi Dashan, and immediately flashed far away.

I watched it for a while, and then asked Shi Dashan to stay here to accompany Qingcao and the women, in fact, it was more for him to be the door god and bodyguard for them.

And I went to the electronics section of the mall to find out if there was a Sony P game console that Jiang Ziya wanted to buy.

I entered an electronics store and told the manager, "It's Sony's...... What kind of P machine, it seems to be able to play games...... When I didn't say. Belch...... It's a game console anyway. ”

After some explanations that the times could not follow, the store manager finally understood what I was going to buy.

"Hehe, the little brother definitely didn't buy it for himself, right, who are you going to buy it for?"

"My dad's illegitimate son, who lives in my house now, asked me to buy this game console this morning. ”

"Hehe, hehe...... It's really complicated. ”

He pulled out a game console and said it was a PSV.

I was stunned and took out the bricks to compare with the volume of this game console, and scared the boss two meters away from me.

"Boss, how much does this thing cost?"

"This is psv1000, want 1350"

Hey, the price is much more than I expected. I remember when I was a child, I pestered my mother to buy a game console that could play Tetris, and it only cost about a dozen yuan, and I was hungry for a group of classmates when I got it to school, why is it so expensive now?

I hesitated for a long time, and finally made up my mind to buy it for Jiang Xiaogui.

When he took out his wallet to pay the boss, his heart ached for a long time, and he was seen by the boss, and he looked like he wanted to stop.

Why am I so stupid to really give him this broken game console?

I walked out of the store with a packed console, and the boss didn't seem to have anything to say.

When I returned to Shi Dashan at the door of the clothing store, the two women inside had not finished buying clothes, and I was bored and yawned against the railing on the second floor of the mall, not much interested in what the two women inside looked like. Maybe it's that I'm a lot more immune to women now, and I won't even be confused by the blue calyx's bewitched male eyes.

After another half an hour, it was finally time to pay. When the salesman told me how much it was, I glared back at the two of them fiercely. Qing Calyx smiled, so that the girl was so frightened that she shrank behind Qing Calyx.

Miss Salesman: "Sir, you are really rich. I would like to ask, what is the relationship between those two young ladies and the big man and you?"

"In the ideal, it is two wives and one bodyguard, and in reality, it is three tenants who do not pay rent. ”

“......”

We also drove to the home appliance city to buy a few hot air fans and put them on top of the Hummer, so the group finally finished the trip and went home.

Shi Dashan moved the things he bought into the house, Qingcao carried the clothes back to the room, and the girl took the radish to the yard to wash. I returned to my room with the game console box and threw it on Jiang Ziya's table.

"Give. ”

Jiang Ziya looked at the game console box, and his eyes immediately lit up.

"Wow!psv!"

He immediately opened the box, played with the game console, looked left and right, and touched it lovingly, that look, a child got some treasure, and he was so excited that he couldn't be happy.

What have become of the gods now?

I walked over to the bed, pulled out the little green inside, and said, "Satisfied, right? This thing will cost 1350, it's really damnable." ”

Xiao Lu was still struggling in the bed and didn't want to come out, I pulled it unceremoniously, she actually dared to kick me with her foot.

"Underwhelmed. ”

Just when I was about to exert my power, Jiang Ziya behind him suddenly said, "Why is there no game card?"

I stopped what I was doing, looked back and asked, "What game card?"

Jiang Ziya pointed to a socket in the handheld and said, "It's a card for playing games, and you have to insert a game card to be able to play games." ”

"Want to buy extra?"

"Hmm. ”

"How much?"

"About 200 a piece. ”

"Hmm...... I calculated that according to the speed at which you play the game, you can generally get through a game in a day. Of course, this is the minimum speed to count. One card a day, 200 yuan a piece, 8,000 yuan a month......"

"It's 6000. ”

"It's scary whether it's 6,000 or 8,000," I said......, reaching over to grab the console, "I see, take this thing back." ”

Jiang Ziya excitedly hid the game console behind him and shouted to me, "No, no!"

I stretched out my hands to grab it, but this guy grabbed my hand with one hand and stepped on my face with one foot, and the game console desperately hid behind me, just wouldn't give it to me.

"Bring it!"

"Stop, you bastard!"

"You bastard! I can't afford to buy a game card, and now I'll buy you candy for you with the money I saved now. ”

"Don't think about returning what is in Uncle Ben's hands!"

"I'm never going to buy you a game card, you're still going to play a yarn game with this game console?!"

"Damn! the lowly youkai still want money to control Uncle Ben?"

"Then you can make your own money!"

"Isn't it just to make money? Uncle Ben is going to make money!"

When I heard this, I was stunned. Nor did he snatch his game console, but stood up and looked at him suspiciously.

"What did you just say?"

Jiang Ziya sorted out the appearance that was messed up in the competition for the game console, and said indignantly: "Uncle Ben said that he would make money by himself, so you don't need to buy game cards, right?"

With a worried expression, I persuaded, "Well, my uncle, don't go out and rob a bank, it's a crime." ”

Jiang Ziya said angrily: "Uncle Ben doesn't rob other people's money, but works like an ordinary mortal to make money!"

I stayed for a while, and then smiled with relief.

"Hee-hee-hee, are you telling the truth, kids? Hee-hee, hee-hee, it's really interesting, I'll tell the orangutan and the dog brother a joke now. ”

"Uncle Ben is serious!"