04 Eat meat-free hot pot tonight
I was scared to think that I had to manage a large organization, and I thought that I was only suitable to be a fruit shop owner and an orchard owner, and I couldn't make a big scene.
I don't know who I'll meet tonight, or what hard things will await me.
After listening to Chen Bing's instructions, he had to get a good hairstyle, wear a neat suit, drive a good car, and throw away this waste mobile phone or something, and finally hung up the phone.
Alas......
"Wang...... Woo ......"
Just when I was helpless, there was a sound of a dog barking from under the house, which seemed to bark at me. When I looked down, it was Brother Dog. At this time, he was wagging his tail and muttering a letter.
I pressed Xiaobai on my shoulder, jumped down, and took the letter that the dog brother was talking about after standing firmly. There was no name on the envelope, but there was a dog's saliva, which was disgusting.
"For me??"
"Zhao Xianren. ”
"Oh, that dead old man...... It doesn't have a name written on it, how do you know?"
"It stinks of him on it. Brother Dog said unhappily: "I don't know when he put it at home, this morning Dashan found it on the living room table, I think it must be for you." ”
"Cut, God mysterious. ”
I carefully avoided Brother Dog's saliva and opened the envelope, and Brother Dog looked at me wagging his tail expectantly.
"I'm braving such a cold weather to deliver a letter, boss, would you give me some favor......s?"
"Breakfast in the village canteen for free. ”
"No!" Brother Dog stared at me deadly: "Can you swallow the food in the canteen?" Mu Dongqing, you can't be so ruthless and unjust, I sent the letter at the risk of dying of cold!"
Tut-tut, a dog is also such a picky eater, I am such a failed owner.
I casually responded: "Come on, I'm going to a Foundation banquet tonight, there must be a lot left over by then, can I bring a cart of food and pack it back?"
Brother Dog licked his drooling tongue and said happily: "The amount of a car is barely enough, the boss of the demon king looks slowly, I will go back first." ”
"Let's go, don't bother me. ”
Brother Dog walked away happily.
I unfolded the letter inside, strolling around the village as I watched what Zao Wou-Ki had written.
"Grandson, grandpa hasn't come to see you for so long because of something, you must be able to miss grandpa to death......"
Death is the point of this sentence, and I do want him to die.
"Since that time, it must have been a long time since the chaotic demonic energy in your body has adjusted, and your mood has calmed down......, right?
What is the next thing?
My heart shook and I looked at the letter seriously with a frown.
"Maybe you haven't thought of it, but in fact, at that time, he hadn't completely made up his mind to stop you from becoming a demon king. ”
"You're so soft, it's always the same......"
"He had already approached me before the battle, and if he didn't kill you in the end, then execute another plan......
"He tells Grandpa some important things and secrets about the future, and then I will pass them on to you and let you decide what you should do. In this way, the future is changed and the right to automaticism is obtained. In the end, he still hopes that his former self can truly save the youkai without harming others......"
Ah, I really didn't expect myself to be such a careful person.
But why don't you just tell me? Tell that bad old man and don't tell me how cheap I will be in the future.
"Some of the things he said will affect you, and Grandpa can't say them all at once. When the time comes, I'll tell you one by one. In a few days, something big will happen, so be prepared. ”
"Your uncle. ”
"Your uncle!" I scolded.
Having said all this, it still didn't tell me what was going to happen. Hang my heart up, and then there is no more, damn it!
I was in a bad mood, and suddenly I felt some movement behind me. When I looked back, I saw a big white-haired rabbit sneaking up on the village road behind me to the big truck.
I jumped up and grabbed the skin at the back of the rabbit's neck and picked it up, while the rabbit cowered and looked at me tremblingly.
"Why are you avoiding me?" I asked wickedly.
The rabbit said in a gentle and delicate voice in fear, "No, there is no ......"
"When you see me, I don't say hello to me, sneak past me, isn't this hiding?"
"That's, that's because, you, you're talking to yourself. ”
"What is talking to yourself, that's talking on your phone...... Why are you going?"
The rabbit's paw pointed to the wagon and said, "Let's see if there is any turnip." ”
I found that this free girl is really natural sometimes, and the elephant demon just now obviously roared loudly, and with the sensitivity of her ears, she should have heard it. Why do you still ask if there will be a turnip pie there?
"You don't have to go, it's all coal, you definitely won't like to eat it. ”
"Woo......"
I carried it home, and after walking for a while, it noticed a problem and asked me nervously, "Now, where are you going now?"
"Go to my house, slaughter you, and tonight's food will be settled. ”
The rabbit suddenly struggled in fear under my hands, crying and saying, "No, don't, don't eat me, I don't eat good......"
"No, the fat rabbit meat must be delicious. ”
"Don't......"
As a result, I was able to take it home, and as soon as I entered the door, I was greeted by the warm air, and the old heater in the living room was turned on.
The green calyx was cleaning up, the TV was on, and the two animals, the orangutan and the dog, were lazily lying on the sofa watching TV, one smoking and the other drooling.
I threw the rabbit on the sofa, threw it between the dog brother and the orangutan, and said, "Qingcalyx, slaughter this rabbit and eat rabbit meat hot pot at noon." ”
As soon as he heard that it was food, Brother Dog immediately stood up. Looking at the rabbit on the sofa next to him, he said happily, "Rabbit hot pot?"
The rabbit secretly glanced at the dog brother and immediately wanted to run away in fear, but the dog brother stretched out a paw and pressed the rabbit to the sofa.
"Don't try to escape, tsk. ”
Licking his tongue and drooling, the squinting appearance is quite meaningful, and the food that reaches his mouth can't escape.
"Don't eat me......"
The rabbit said this, and suddenly the monsters in the house woke up.
Brother Dog sniffed for a moment and said dumbly, "Monster?" and looked at me with a frown, "Boss, you are sincerely looking for people and having fun." With that, he released his claws depressedly and lay down on the sofa to get angry.
Calyx gave me a reproachful look and continued to clean.
The orangutan moved the cigarette to the rabbit's mouth and asked, "Kid, do you want to smoke?"
I opened the fridge and saw that there was only one cucumber left, so I took it out and walked to the couch and handed it to the rabbit.
"Do you want to eat?"
"Don't Eat My ......"
I picked it up from the couch, and it was startled again. I shook the cucumber in front of it and asked, "I'm asking if you will eat this, I won't eat you." ”
"Do you really not eat me?"
"I'm sorry for you, I really don't want to eat it. ”
"Then I'm going to eat cucumbers. ”
I put it and the cucumber on the sofa, and it told the cucumber to stay away from the dog, and it seemed that the dog brother had left a bad impression on his heart.
I sat on the side and watched it eat cucumbers, and when I thought of the character of this rabbit demon, I knew that it had no friends among the monsters, and it was usually quite lonely, and it had always been a monster.
So he said to him, "Stay at my house from now on." ”
It looked up at me as it ate the cucumber, and suddenly stopped eating.
"Huh?"
"Stay at my house in the future. ”
"Why?"
"There is no reason, let you stay, or I will kill you. ”
"Oh, oh. ”
Brother Dog looked at the TV and quipped, "It's brutal." ”
When the rabbit had finished eating the cucumber, I brought it to the calyx and said, "Dress it up as a man, and we'll go out and buy something later." ”
"Okay. ”
Qingcao carefully carried the rabbit into the room, and after waiting for about ten minutes, a girl in a light snow dress came out. Wearing loose pants to hide the rabbit's tail, and wearing a knitted hat on his head to hide his long ears.
At a glance, I only think she's a cute girl, but how can I see that she's a monster. But in fact, I think even if she shows her tail and ears, it will only make people think that she is a cosplay enthusiast.
"Very good, let's go!"
I snapped my fingers, and the dog jumped off the couch and walked to the front, probably ready to eat again.
But she was afraid to ask, "Where are you going?"
"Go to town and buy something. ”
She suddenly took two steps back and said, "Didn't you say that the city was dangerous and you can't go there?"
I confidently pointed to myself and said, "It's dangerous in the city, but my brother is strong enough, don't be afraid!"
"I'm not going to ......"
"Why are you so cowardly. ”
I angrily took the woman's hand and tried to pull her out, but she just didn't want to go out, and her strength was very strong, so I pulled and pulled it, but she pulled her into the house.
"Shi Dashan!" I shouted to the sky.
Suddenly, the sky shook for a while, Shi Dashan's body opened the back door and walked in, glanced at the situation at the scene and asked, "What's the matter, boss." ”
"Grab this rabbit in the car!"
Wai Girl: "Don't ......"
Shi Dashan looked at Chu Chu pitiful, but he was very strong, shook his head and said, "Boss, are you going to abduct and sell girls? I won't do anything illegal, otherwise I will be arrested and put in prison like you, which is too embarrassing." ”
"I'm afraid of hanging, there are no police here, and we won't say it, so we'll turn around. ”
Shi Dashan was stunned and thought for a moment: "That's right." ”
So he came over and said to the girl, "I'm sorry, but don't worry, we didn't hurt you." "Classic bad guy lines.
But not to mention, when he stood in front of the free girl, the killing machine-like face scared the free girl out of energy. She trembled with fear, afraid that Shi Dashan would beat her.
"No, don't kill me......"