Chapter 17 The Mother Has No Choice but to Kiss The bully is punished in the cave
When Wei Huan got home, he ran to his mother's room. When the old lady saw her son running and sweating profusely, she quickly asked her family to bring a cup of tea, let her son sit down, drink saliva and gasp for breath. Zhao Gang took the tea bowl and drank it with his neck tilted, and then he said to his mother with his eyebrows fluttering: "Mother, I am happy to you, and I am going to add you a daughter-in-law again." ”
The old lady was about to drink tea, and when she heard this, she almost threw away her teacup.;" You, you, what did you just say? You want to marry a daughter-in-law again, and you already have thirteen concubines, so why do you still take concubines?" Wei Huan's head shook like a drum: "Mother, this time it's not a concubine, I want to marry the wife of the main house." ”
When the old lady heard the teacup, it fell to the ground: "What? Huan'er, what the hell is going on? Which family's daughter is it? Such a big matter, why don't you discuss it with Wei Niang in advance?" Wei Huan said with straight eyes: "Mother, you didn't see how beautiful that girl was, I fell in love with her as soon as I saw her." She is simply the Chang'e of the month!"
The old lady didn't want to ruin her son's happiness, so she said in her heart, as long as this woman was worthy of my son. Thinking of this, he asked: "I don't know which family she is from?" Wei Huan waved his hand when he heard this: "It's not an official eunuch's family, they are ordinary people." As he spoke, he told him about meeting Liu Qingyun and Zhu Bajie.
When the old lady heard this, she slapped the table and stood up. "Nonsense, what kind of family are we, don't you know? How can you ask a civilian woman to be the wife of my main house, you want to lose the face of my Zhao Mansion. If your father knew about this, would he be able to agree?" Wei Huan hurriedly knelt down for his mother and grabbed his mother's hand: "Mother, don't be angry? Although this girl is not of high origin, she can behave dignified and beautiful. How could you lose the face of Zhao Fu? Mother, you just agree?"
The old lady glared at her: "Even if I agree, can your father agree?" Wei Huan smiled: "Mother, if you agree, won't your father agree?" or we won't tell my father first, and wait until we finish worshipping the church and become relatives." We told him that by then the raw rice would be cooked, and he would not be able to do so. ”
The old lady pointed with her hand: "Okay, well, marry the wife of the main house, and carry your father behind your back, you can do this?" But the old lady looked at her son's pitiful appearance and felt distressed. Finally, he sighed and nodded in agreement. Wei Huan's heart was full of joy, and he quickly stood up and beat the old lady's back, and while beating her back, she talked about the bride price.
The old lady almost bit her tongue when she heard the amount of the bride price. I wanted to stand up and argue with my son, but she was in a hurry, Wei Huan was beating her back, just in time for Wei Huan's left fist to fall, and the old lady's left shoulder was touching Zhao Gang's fist. Zhao Gang slammed the old lady under the chair at once.
Wei Huan was so frightened that he hurriedly picked up his mother: "Mother, mother." Mother, are you okay? The old lady didn't care about the pain in her buttocks, so she jumped up from the ground: "Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell your dad to get it." Don't do it, dear? Why do they want a bride price? The lion opened his mouth wide and ate people. As soon as Wei Huan heard this, he grabbed his mother's hand and shook the old lady's arm away as an oar. "Mother, don't tell your father. If I don't marry Miss Qianqian, I won't be able to live, mother, you will promise me, right?"
The old lady shook her arm angrily: "Son! It's not for my mother, I won't help you, is this Qianqian so good? Just make you like this? You let me agree, what promise do I take? You said to use such a large sum of silver, can your father just ask? What am I going to prevaricate? Okay, Huan'er, don't be willful, okay?" Wei Huan saw that his mother didn't agree, and he didn't ask for it, he stood up and walked to the wall in a daze. He pulled out the sword of the town house from the wall and put it on his neck: "Mother, since you don't agree to let me marry Miss Qianqian, then I'll die." As he spoke, he wiped his neck.
This frightened the old lady: "Quick, stop your young master." A few house slaves ran over at once, and snatched the sword from Wei Huan's hand with all hands and feet. The old lady breathed a sigh of relief. She pointed at her son: "You, you, you, you told me what are you so good? Oh yes, what did I do in my last life? I actually ran into such a bad person as you. The old lady stomped her foot as she spoke. Wei Huan ran to his mother: "Mother, you agreed." ”
The old lady sighed: "Hey, Huan'er, you say, how can we tell your father about this money? If you can't pass this level, you won't be able to pay the bride price." I can't give a bride price, how can you do it?" Wei Huan also wilted when he heard this, and he sat on the ground, but he jumped up from the ground coldly. The old lady was startled, she didn't know what was going on with Zhao Gang, and she saw Wei Huan happily running in front of her: "Mother, it's broken." As long as you say that, the custodian can't say anything?"
The old lady wondered, "Son, don't play dumb riddles." Tell me, what do you pay attention to?" Wei Huan whispered in the old lady's ear: "Mother, you just said, I went to burn incense a few days ago, and I dreamed when I was taking a nap in the temple at noon, and I dreamed that the Buddha wanted you to reshape your golden body, so you just donated this silver." ”
When the old lady heard this, she turned to his son's face: "Ahh Remember, you can't tell your two brothers, you know?" Wei Huan jumped up when he heard the music: "Mother, I didn't expect you to take out so much money from your body?"
The old lady waved her hand: "Okay, okay." Don't jump, I'm dizzy when I look at it. Remember my words, don't tell your two brothers, or they'll get into trouble with me. Okay, tomorrow you will order someone to propose, right? Time is very tight, you should hurry up and arrange it? Look at you, let's go down quickly?" the old lady let out a sigh of relief, and sat down on the chair. Wei Huanhuan went out happily and arranged the bride price and marriage.
Let's make a long story short, the next day, Zhao San took the matchmaker to the residence conjured up by Zhu Bajie and gave the dowry, which is nothing to say, everything went well. On the third day, Wei Huan rode a high-headed horse, wearing the groom's clothes and a big red flower tied to his chest. carried eight people to a red sedan chair to marry Liu Qingyun.
Zhu Bajie also put Liu Qingyun upside down, dressed Liu Qingyun in a red bridal dress, and covered his head. Liu Qingyun was carried into the Wei Mansion by Wei Huan when he got on the sedan chair. After entering the cave room, Liu Qingyun sat on the new bed and waited for Wei Huan to arrive.
Good guy, Shi Tianxin waited for a day. From morning to dark, Wei Huan staggered into the cave room. Liu Qingyun's buttocks were numb. As soon as he heard the knock on the door, he knew that this kid was coming, and Liu Qingyun secretly gritted his teeth. At this time, Liu Qingyun smelled a smoky smell of wine. The eyes lit up, and the hijab was taken down.
I saw Wei Huanse looking at Liu Qingyun with drunken eyes: "Lady, it's not early, let's rest quickly?" Wei Huan looked at it: "What's the matter, lady, you are shy." Don't be afraid, we're husband and wife. I'm going to take care of you. As he spoke, he wanted to untie Liu Qingyun's clothes again.
Liu Qingyun slapped his claws with his hand: "Xianggong, what's the hurry? Today is a day of great joy for you and me, how can you let Xianggong give me wide clothes? Or will I give you wide clothes?" Wei Huan laughed: "Oh! Lady, you are really cute? Okay, let the lady loosen the clothes for me first." He turned around, and Liu Qingyun said to himself while undressing him, "Boy, wait for you to hurt." After a while, Zhao Gang took off all his shirts.
Liu Qingyun found the right time, grabbed the back of his neck, and with one hand, there was a broken mess underneath: "You lie down for me!" grandson. Wei Huan had already drunk wine, his body was unstable, Liu Qingyun was in a hurry, and he was defenseless. So he snapped a dog and fell to the ground. Liu Qingyun was afraid that he would get up, so he pinched the trick with one hand, and a thousand catties of marks hit him. This kid can't get up when he thinks about it again.
The kid lay on the ground and shouted, "Oh, what are you doing, what are you doing, what have you done to me, why can't I get up?" Liu Qingyun squatted in front of him and held his chin with one hand: "Boy, see clearly." Am I your lady?" Wei Huan still doesn't understand?" "Lady, what do you mean by this? We all worshipped, what are you not my lady?"
Liu Qingyun was angry: "Oh! Are you really obsessed? You don't even recognize your grandfather?" Wei Huan heard this: What kind of generation is this? Why did the lady become a grandfather? But he was cold and knew what was wrong. Why does this bride speak in such a rough voice? Isn't this a big old man? At this time, Zhao Gang was afraid: "Who are you, why do you lie to me? You quickly let me go, you can see clearly that this is the Hou Mansion, if you dare to hurt me, you can't escape." ”
Liu Qingyun looked at it, this kid is really rotten and not rotten, but he is still crazy? Liu Qingyun smiled at him, he took off the embroidered shoes, rounded the embroidered shoes in his hand, and aimed the soles at Zhao Gang's cheeks. The embroidered shoes fell down and were pumping on Zhao Gang's cheeks, snap, this big mouth squeezed this sound. Wei Huan howled in pain. "Good boy, you dare to hit me. I called my dad to scrape you alive."
Liu Qingyun was happy: "Wow, I'll see if your father can save you today." As he spoke, he picked up his embroidered shoes and shone on the other side of his face. Smack-Wei Huan screamed again, and after these two blows, Wei Huan became a trumpeter. At this time, Wei Huan didn't dare to harden his mouth: "Good man, will you spare me? I won't ask my father to kill you." ”
Liu Qingyun turned him over and looked at him: "Hehe, ouch! Do you say I'm easy these days? For you, I'm pretending to be a man." If I don't give you some souvenirs, can I be willing?" Liu Qingyun finished speaking and rode on Wei Huan's body, and he took off another shoe, one shoe in each hand. He opened his bow left and right and aimed at Wei Huan's face.
While fighting, he said: "I call you crazy, I call you a bully of men and women, I call you a bully, I call you a bully, I call you evil, I call you rich and unkind." Shi Tianxin said a word, smack-papa-papa-pap-pap-papa-pa-papapa Wei Huanke shouted in the new house: "Oh, kill me, oops, spare me, oops, help!!"
Can those people in the Wei Mansion not hear it? After a while, it alarmed a lot of people? But no one dared to go in, and at this time, someone reported to Wei Huan's mother, and when the old lady came, she quickly ordered someone to open the door, but the strange thing was that they couldn't open the door. The old lady turned around in a hurry, but at this time there was no movement in the house. Then he saw that the door opened by itself, and suddenly two red lights rushed out of the room, and the red light disappeared in the blink of an eye. The old lady hurriedly led the group into the new house, and when she arrived at the new house, the old lady was shocked.