Chapter 16 The Pure Altar Ruthlessly Asks for a Dowry Wei Huanse Obsessed with His Mind
Wei Huan and his dog-legged Wei San are both monkey-minded, and they propose to Zhu Bajie straight to the point. Zhu Bajie pushed out for a variety of reasons, like what kind of door is not worthy of the household, and he wants to recruit an old son-in-law. Wei Sanyi saw that Zhu Bajie closed the door very tightly and didn't open his face at all, so this kid couldn't hang up.
He sank his face: "What's the matter, old man, don't you know what to do? Our young master is interesting enough to you masters, what else do you want? I tell you old man, don't be embarrassed, if it weren't for our young master's sincere fancy to your daughter, do you think we would tell you so politely? Don't tease our young master's temper, when the time comes, not only will you not be able to keep your daughter, but you won't even get a copper." ”
Zhu Bajie pretended to bow his head and thought about it: "Hey, it's not impossible for me to marry my daughter? But I have conditions, if the conditions I put forward are agreed by the young marquis, I will marry my daughter, if I don't agree, our father will die and will not agree." "Wei Sanyi heard that there is a door, as long as you don't close the door so deadly. "Old man, I don't know what conditions you have?" Zhu Bajie looked at him: "This is still troublesome for you to call your young marquis over, I want to talk to him face to face." Wei Sanyi thought, what the old man said was right, this kind of thing is much better for them to talk to in person than to convey it themselves.
Wei Sanyi turned around and came to Wei Huande and said, Wei Huanyi frowned: "What? There are still conditions? Master I want a woman, how dare anyone talk to me about conditions." Wei San hurriedly said: "Master, just now the old Zhu Tou said that if you don't agree, the two of them will die and not get married." Wei Huan looked at Liu Qingyun, he swallowed and foamed: "Okay, I'll see what conditions he can make?"
Wei Huan walked in front of Zhu Bajie. "Uncle Zhu, San'er told me just now, saying that you want to marry your daughter to me. It's just that there are some conditions, I don't know what the conditions are? What are the conditions, you can just say? I'm listening. Zhu Bajie thought for a while: "Hey! If it weren't for the little marquis's infatuation with my daughter, I really don't want to marry my daughter, why? But no one is good for a thousand days, and flowers are not red for a hundred days. My daughter always has someone who is old and yellow one day, you say, our grandfather has no money and no power. In the future, when my daughter falls out of favor, won't we be finished? So I have to keep a hand, in case we don't have a way back in the future. ”
Wei Huan looked at Zhu Bajiexin and said, "This old man really has a lot of eyes, but what he said is not unreasonable. He asked Zhu Bajie: "But I don't know uncle, what conditions are you going to make?" Zhu Bajie stretched out an index finger: "I want the little marquis to marry my daughter, and if I throw away the eight-color ceremony, I also want 10,000 taels of silver, 1,000 taels of gold, and 100 Dongzhu as big as an operator." This condition is not excessive, right? I wonder what the little marquis wants?"
Wei Huan's eyes widened when he heard this, and he gritted his back molars: "Ten thousand taels of silver, one thousand taels of gold, one hundred East Pearls, and a big abacus." Have you ever seen money, old man? Are you crazy to be poor? When Zhu Bajie heard this, he pulled Liu Qingyun over: "Look at my daughter's nose and face, eyebrows and eyes, waist, and figure, I dare to say that even the emperor's harem, I can't find a few people who can compare with my daughter." Besides, I want these things, just to keep one hand and leave a way back. If you treat us with sincerity, won't this money be yours in the future?"
Zhu Bajie said and stretched out his hand and secretly pinched Liu Qingyun's waist, and secretly passed on his voice: "Brother, why do you only start one play in this scene?
After Liu Qingyun heard Zhu Bajie's transmission, he covered his face with his water sleeve and used his mana to make some tears: "Woo, Daddy, why is my life so bitter for my daughter? Little Hou Ye, since you like the slave family, do you still care about these bride prices? Am I not as good as these yellow and white things? Since you are not willing to give a bride price, Daddy will not agree. I-what am I going to do? I might as well be dead in a head-butt?"
As he spoke, he got up and looked for something, which was about to hit his head. Wei Huan saw Liu Qingyun crying so much that his heart was broken, and when he saw that Liu Qingyun was going to hit his head, could he let Liu Qingyun hit him? Zhu Bajie also pretended to stop it. Wei Huan was at a loss: "Miss, I can't do it, I can't do it." Isn't it just some gold and silver? I'll give it, can't I give it?"
Liu Qingyun looked at Wei Huan with teary eyes: "Then how much do you plan to give? If you don't have a slave family, you can't agree? After you arrive at the Hou Mansion, you have to reward your subordinates, and the slave family also has to keep some self, how can it be enough if it is missing?" Wei Huan looked at Liu Qingyun's big eyes, and he forgot everything: "Okay, okay, I'll give it." I gave twenty thousand taels of silver, two thousand taels of gold, and one hundred and fifty pearls. That's all right?"
Liu Qingyun threw a flattering look at Wei Huan, and used his index finger to spend two forks on Wei Huan's chest: "I know that the little marquis feels sorry for the slave family." It didn't matter if Liu Qingyun slashed twice on his chest, Wei Huan felt like he had been electrified, numb from head to toe. The eyes are also straight, and the neck is stiff. It was as if their feet had stepped on a cloud.
Zhu Bajie bit his tongue on the side, holding back so that he didn't laugh. He secretly pointed out in his heart: "That's it! It's still my brother." Look at me I want a bride price, this Wei Huan is so in a hurry? My brother squeezed a few tears, hummed a few times, and not only gave it, but also gave it twice. ”
Zhu Bajie saw that Wei Huan agreed, and he beat the snake with the stick: "This, virtuous son-in-law? This bride price is set, I don't know when you will give the bride price, and when will you welcome your kiss?" What do you think? Although the time is a little tight, don't worry, I will never be wronged by Miss. ”
Zhu Bajie looked embarrassed: "Alas, this time is not very sufficient, I still want to buy some dowry for my daughter? But since the virtuous son-in-law said it, it will be up to the virtuous son-in-law." When Wei Huan heard this, he said, "What are you doing with the dowry? What is there in our Hou Mansion? You don't have to buy it." Zhu Bajie was happy to be idle, and quickly nodded: "Okay, since the virtuous son-in-law said it, I won't prepare anything?" virtuous son-in-law, this place is not far from home, do you want to sit at home for a while, so you can recognize the place, and you will have a bride price tomorrow. Wei Huan felt justified and nodded in agreement.
Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun led the way in front, and Wei Huan and his minions led the horses behind. Aren't there horses? Why are they still walking? Zhu Bajie was afraid that Liu Qingyun's big feet would be exposed, so he reasoned that he couldn't ride a horse. Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun were walking, and they couldn't ride, so they led their horses and followed.
This way Liu Qingyun hated Wei Huan so much, from the place where they met, to the place where Zhu Bajie turned out of the house, there was less than three miles away, this way Liu Qingyun twisted his waist and swung his hips, took small steps, scratched his head and made a gesture, do you think he can feel good in his heart?
Finally got to the place, it is a small courtyard that is not too big, three large tile houses, two wings on each side, a separate courtyard. After entering the courtyard, Liu Qingyun went into the inner room on the grounds that he was tired, and Zhu Bajie dealt with Wei Huan, Zhu Bajie was full of smile lines, and first served tea to Zhao Gang and others, and used a bowl if the teacup was not enough. Then he said to Zhao Gang: "Virtuous son-in-law, don't leave at noon today, I'll go buy meat and sift wine now." You'll have to eat before you go. ”
Wei Huan waved his hand: "Don't bother, old man, let's sit down for a while and leave." What about the bride price tomorrow? This afternoon is a must-have, and I have to go back and get ready. Zhu Bajie was also polite: "Okay, anyway, there will be time in the future, so I won't leave a virtuous son-in-law." Wei Huan sat for a while, got up and left.
Liu Qingyun saw Wei Huan and them leaving, and he came out of the back room: "Old brother, if there is such a thing again, you can go up." I'm not going to do that. Zhu Bajie laughed: "Brother, don't complain." In order to reward you for acting well, brother, I will teach you a trick, what do you think?"
Liu Qingyun came back to his senses: "Brother, can't you hide your secrets? You have to pass on what I'm good at?" Zhu Bajie thought for a while; "Oh, this is difficult? My best skill is the thirty-six changes, but you can't learn your mana now, what can I teach you?"
Liu Qingyun didn't understand: "Brother, what is this Yin Yang Five Thunders?" Zhu Bajie had an expression that you didn't know: "The Yin and Yang Five Thunders are a magic trick that only immortals can cultivate, not only is it powerful, but it is also the nemesis of demons and monsters." Ordinary scattered immortals and earth immortals don't have this kind of trick. ”
Liu Qingyun was very happy when he heard it: "Okay, good, I'll learn this, that's it." Zhu Bajie passed the mudra and magic trick to Liu Qingyun, and Liu Qingyun went to practice the five thunders of yin and yang.
Besides, Wei Huan left Zhu Bajie and Shi Tianxin's residence, and hurried all the way back home. When he got home, he trotted all the way to his mother's room: "Mother, I'm here to say good news to you." The old lady was stunned: "Huan'er, what's wrong with you? Look at you sweating profusely, let's drink saliva first." Wei Huan drank a cup of tea: "Mother, I'll give you a good day, I'm going to add you another daughter-in-law." The old lady was stunned on the spot.