03 I'm the head of Yokai Village
Before I knew it, after going down the mountain, I walked towards the Yokai Village.
There was no tossing, Xiaobai is now very safe, and holding it in his arms adds some ambiguity to his body.
The roadside is full of fruit tree saplings planted by youkai more than a month ago. Now it is covered in snow, and it looks very lonely. Still, next spring, they're sure to grow fast.
Looking at the monster village from afar, a few wisps of black smoke after the fire floated into the sky, showing a trace of life in the vast desolation.
From the moment I walked into the village, it was rare for a monster to go out and walk, and most of the animal origin monsters were habitually nested in the quilt and did not come out. There are only a few non-animal origin monsters on the village road, such as an unknown mud monster with a lump of things, a blue crystal half-humanoid monster, and a dryad...... The whole village seemed very quiet.
When I walked to the middle of the village, I saw a large tree stump in the middle of the road.
I walked over and crouched down and patted it and said, "Don't be in the road, inconveniencing other monsters, go aside." ”
The stump moved, the bark cracked, and three eyes looked at me, and then I took the root, and with the root as a leg, walked slowly down the alley of the village.
Hey, there's a hole left......
I don't care.
As soon as I stood up, a few snowballs were thrown at my back, leaving my back covered in snow.
I glared back and saw a few grinning yokai standing on the roof of a room in the back. Although they all have half-human forms, they are still most animal-like youkai.
"The sneak attack on the village chief was successful!"
"Yay!"
They looked at me with snowballs in their hands, like some bad boys, who looked like I had back then. Among them, the head of the demons is a lion-faced monster, standing majestically in front of the demons at this time.
I looked at them with humble eyes and said in an unkind tone, "I'll catch you and beat you one by one, believe it or not?"
"Don't believe me!" said in unison.
Then with a "throw him" from the little lion demon, several little demons threw the snowballs in their hands at me.
In other words, I, the head of the monster village, have no power at all, have you ever heard of a village chief who was caught by the villagers and thrown into the village prison for ten days? On the contrary, I was tricked, and a few days after returning from the Pacific Ocean, I was thrown into the prison to make up for it, becoming the first monster in the monster village to break the law.
Fortunately, there were already a few youkai sitting with me on the day I went in, and it wasn't so lonely.
It's because I've become a teaching material, and since then, those childish little monsters in the village have begun to play tricks on me.
I stood there and let them throw, and they were fucking more accurate than the other, and they threw them in the face!
The little monsters on the roof cheered as if they were triumphant, and I put Xiaobai on my shoulder and wiped my face with my hand. When I looked at them again, their faces had become ferocious.
"I will show you how terrible the consequences of offending the village chief are......"
These monsters became frightened when they saw me like this, and when someone shouted "run", several monsters on the roof immediately dispersed.
With a single leg effort, I jumped onto the roof, and the monsters around me had already run away, so I aimed at the lion demon who was the leader. After a few jumps, the lion demon grabbed one of its hind legs in mid-air and landed on the roof of a room.
It was only half my height, and I could lift it upside down with one hand to volley it into the air, and look at it face to face, and it looked at me in horror.
I smiled wickedly: "Do you like to fly?"
It looked at me pitifully: "Village Chief~"
This lion ...... I remember that Huo Yu wrote in the registration identity that it was a little lion demon born to two lion demons, its parents had already been killed by the cultivators, and it was also imprisoned in the Lingyou Temple, and its life experience was indeed quite pitiful.
But, I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a guy who won everyone's sympathy with his pitiful background and pitiful expression, and then he was very evil behind his back. I was once cheated by him, so I didn't have a good impression of Bo Sympathy for people who did bad things, and this lion demon was naturally no exception.
"Fly!hahahahaha!" I laughed wickedly.
Pushing its legs into the sky, I heard it scream for a long time, and after flying for a few seconds, it fell into a fish pond in the village, and with a thud, I became very happy.
The frog monarch, who had been able to transform into a human form, poked his head out of the fish pond and looked around, and when he saw that there was nothing to do, he sank down again to hibernate and a few bubbles emerged from the water.
I glanced around, and those little monsters who looked like a show were stared at by me, and they were immediately frightened and ran away desperately.
"Ah~ The children nowadays are really ......"
I couldn't stop shaking my head here, and when the little lion demon crawled from the fish pond to the shore, in addition to being cold like a dog, he still had a fish in his mouth.
Don't forget to get some benefits when you're in trouble, you're really a strong child.
At this moment, a large truck came from the road, loaded with a cart of coal, and stopped in the middle of the village with a loud noise.
In the car was Liu Qidong and a humanoid monster in the village, and the monster looked very tall and fat, which made people scared when they saw it. When Liu Qiaodong got out of the car, he was lazy and holding a megaphone, but the monster waved his hand at Liu Qiaodong.
The monster walked to the front of the car, took a breath, and then roared in a rough voice larger than a loudspeaker: "The coal is coming! The monster who wants the coal comes out and loads it!
I remember that this monster is an elephant demon, and the future me rescued it later, one of the most powerful monsters in the village.
Wow, a large group of youkai rushed out of each room, holding bags or plastic buckets in their hands, and rushed to the big truck. Then the snake demon and the monkey demon opened the truck gate, and three shapeless strong half-human beast demons carried the shovel up and loaded the coal into the bag or barrel of the monster below.
There are 300 monsters, and they need a lot of heating.
Liu Qidong didn't care about his own business, so he squatted boredly next to the truck and played with his mobile phone. Suddenly, a snowball hit his head, and Liu Qidong angrily wiped the snow and stood up and looked around.
"Who?!Which monster dares to smash me Liu Ye with such eyes?"
I crouched on the roof and shouted to him, "Xiaodong." ”
Liu Qidong looked at me, and his expression immediately changed.
"Hey, what is the master doing on the roof?
"It's not much to see...... How's the cultivation thing?"
"Nothing to see......"
"It's really not recruited, I accepted you as a stupid apprentice, I want money without money, I want to have understanding without understanding, when will I be able to make a profit?"
Liu Qidong was reluctant, and said awkwardly: "I can't decide this, whoever is as perverted as that Senior Brother Wang, and who has not cultivated faster than me, can fly the eaves." Master, you say, why is this world so unfair? Some people are born rich and powerful, and a poor person like me, according to the routine in the novel, should be extremely talented, so why is it that nothing is better than others?"
"It's useless to complain too much, you can only be more diligent. Just like Guo Jing, the idiot has become a hero of martial arts, just because he is diligent!"
Liu Qidong muttered: "Then there must be a master like Huang Yaoshi......"
I threw another snowball over.
Drip drip, drip drip......
An old and classic "music" sounded over me, attracting the attention of some nearby yokai.
I took out the Motorola that I had always treasured and saw Chen Bing's name appear on it.
Yes, the smart 3G phone I bought at the beginning has become an abandoned product of the times, and I have reused Motorola since Zao Wou-Ki's old bastard threw me into the Pacific Ocean and caused the phone to fail. I feel that after using a 3G mobile phone for a while, I found that I couldn't adapt to the times, so I didn't buy a new mobile phone......
I lazily answered the phone: "Yo, dear little secretary, what are you calling me for?"
One can imagine how much Chen Bing on the other end was shaking coldly.
"If it weren't for you being my boss, I'd kill you right now. ”
It's terrible, so short-tempered, will you be able to marry in the future?
After a pause, she said, "Do you remember tonight's dinner?"
"Huh, what dinner?"
"I know you forgot ......" Chen Bing sighed with a headache and said, "It's a dinner party between the foundation and other celebrities supported by Fuhong Group." I said you, this dinner is very important, there will be many celebrities and dignitaries present, and it will have a great impact on the development of the foundation. You haven't been there for so many occasions, and people outside have already regarded me as the president, and if you don't appear in public again, others will think that you have died due to an accident...... Why are you going to show your face this time!"
I scratched my head at this end, feeling helpless.
"It's annoying to have a banquet like that, can't you really not go there?"
"Can't!"
"Alright then, I'll go. ”
I feel that now she is the boss a little more, and I am just a hard-working worker under her.
More than a month ago, 300 million was handed over to Wang Shien. Then Wang Shien built a charitable foundation in the name of the assets of Fuhong Group, according to my intentions. But what I didn't expect was that guy actually named the foundation "Mu Dongqing Charity Foundation" - it's really simple and quick to be too lazy to name the rhythm.
Then he inexplicably handed over the chairmanship to me, saying that I would be optimistic about the money I stole back, and believe me and other nonsense. But it's okay, you can rest assured that you can read the accounts yourself. Otherwise, I am afraid that this charitable foundation will become the second Red Cross.
Then Chen Bing didn't know where to find out that I had become the president of the foundation, so he flew to my house that night, slapped the table and said arbitrarily: "Give me a job!"
Then I gave her the position of assistant to the president.
But this woman is really very powerful, I basically haven't been out, and she took care of all kinds of affairs in the early days of the foundation's establishment for me. Now she has the final say on everything in the foundation, and Wang Shien has never asked me to talk about the foundation, and it is said that there are only about 20 members in the foundation, and no one knows me except Chen Bing.