I drove back as soon as I delivered the fruit.

On the way, I recalled the events of last night, recalled the obscene old god stick I met in the park, met the vicious little knife girl, went to the police station, and finally came home like a two-b bite tree.

That night was so weird that it was disgusting and perverted~ I consciously thought it was a dream, and now that I think about it, I remember that it was all true.

But what happened to me after I bit the tree last night? I seemed to be asleep, but this morning I appeared in bed, did I get off the tree in a daze last night and go back to my room to sleep?

It seems like that's the only explanation. And it seems that it is just an illusion that I didn't see the existence of the big banyan tree this morning, how can there be such a weird thing?

It's just that when I drove almost home, I looked at it from a distance, and the big banyan tree in my house, which was originally much taller than the house, was really gone!

My heart instantly cooled.

When I was sleeping, a tree poacher cut down my big banyan tree and carried it away, like someone who covered my clothes with poop and I didn't notice it for a day. How is this possible?!

hesitated, but finally drove home.

When I got home, I saw the girl in green standing in front of the house this morning, with her hands open and her eyes closed, facing the direction of the sun. The sun shone on her, as if she was basking in the sun, and she had a satisfied expression on her face.

When she heard the movement, she opened her eyes and was immediately happy to see me driving back. The sun is no longer shining, and it is running towards me.

I didn't expect this girl to be so crazy and rush to my broken bread. He braked so hard that he almost hit her. Could it be that a young age is a porcelain toucher?

I got off the station and went to her and scolded angrily, "You don't want to die!"

The girl didn't seem to expect me to scold her, and her eyes were red and she was about to cry.

Women's tears are an oppressive force for men, and the tears of beautiful Lori are even more life-threatening. I hurriedly touched her head and coaxed: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's the uncle who is wrong, it's the uncle who is bad, and the uncle will take you to see the goldfish." ”

I dragged the girl to the backyard and looked over, and there was only a shocking pit left where the banyan tree had been rooted, as if the banyan tree had been uprooted.

It's really a god, will it be possible to run away by itself?

While I was staring at the big pit in a daze, the girl took my hand and said something to me, but unfortunately I couldn't understand a word.

"Can you write?" I asked her.

The girl nodded, and I immediately ran back to the house, took out the notebook and pen that I usually used to settle accounts, and handed them to the girl.

I asked, "What's your name?"

The girl thought for a while, and she held the pen jerkily as if she had never written before, and wrote with difficulty in the notebook: "No." ”

The words are uglier than what I wrote.

Huh? Is her name called?

"I ask you what your name is. I asked again.

"No, name. ”

I'm stupid, she means she's not wrong to say she doesn't have a name, right? A human without a name? How strange is that to be hit by an apple.

"Tell your uncle what your name is, and uncle promises not to beat you. ”

Seeing that I didn't believe her, the girl puffed up her face angrily and held up the notebook with "No, Name" in front of me again.

Well, since she is so disobedient, then I can't help it, I can't tie her back to the room and use a whip to adjust ~teach~teach.

I pointed to the big pit and asked the girl, "Do you know why this tree is missing?"

The girl looked at me suspiciously, as if she had heard something strange.

"I, the tree. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Tree, yes, me. ”

I picked it up and looked at it, and at first I couldn't understand it, but then I roughly understood.

Combined with the clues of last night and now, I have reason to draw a conclusion.

After taking two steps back, ready to run away at any time, I cautiously asked the girl, "You, do you want to say that you are the tree?"

The girl nodded.

"You're a youkai?"

The girl nodded.

If it had been before, I would have only joked that it was a child. But after what happened last night, I believe it.

This world really exists, something that I think is just a legend!

"Youkai!"

I quickly turned around and ran, sprinting 100 meters to the van next to the house, opening the door and getting on, and then inserting the key to light the fire and preparing to escape.

The old bread kept humming, but I didn't drive away.

When you calm down, there's no fuss, didn't you already encounter a lot of strange things last night?

Actually, when I saw this girl this morning, I saw her in a dress with green leaves, and my instinct told me that she could be a tree, because I wanted to bite her arm like I would bite a branch or a stem of a plant.

She's been in my house for so many years, and she hasn't hurt me, and now that she's such a cute girl, will she eat me again?

With a heavy heart, I put out the fire, pulled out the key, and went down again.

At this time, the girl in green was looking at me curiously at the turn of the house, as if she did not understand why I had suddenly fled in fear, and she was a little at a loss.

I plucked the stem of a plant on the ground and put it in my mouth and bit it gently. For me, the branches and stems are like smoke, or like some people eat coal and sand, there is an addiction.

After a few bites, I calmed down and walked over to the girl, who still had a notebook and pen in her hand.

Standing in front of her, I couldn't ask many questions in my heart. After thinking about it, he reached out and touched her head. Seeing that she didn't mind but was very happy, I was really relieved.

I asked, "You say you're a tree, but why did you become a human?"

The girl thought for a moment, picked up the notebook and pen and began to write.

"Senior, demonic, me. ”

"You mean, I passed on the demonic energy to you?"

The girl nodded, and wrote: "I, eight hundred years, cultivation, last night, senior, bite me, demonic energy, I, fourteen hundred years, cultivation, people." ”

After watching it for a long time, I realized that this tree demon had eight hundred years of cultivation, but when I was bitten by me last night, it happened that the demon pupil awakened as the old man Zao Wou-ki, and the demon qi was released, so that the tree demon was sucked, and this tree demon with only eight hundred years of cultivation was added to six hundred years of cultivation, so that she was able to turn into a human form.

Is that so?

Mom, what Old Man Zhao said is true. I'm really a youkai...... No, the demon pupil awakens, this body is a human, half human and half demon, commonly known as a shemale!

If I hadn't done what Old Man Zhao said last night, maybe I would have been so demonic that I would have been killed by cultivators from all over the world under the flying sword......

It's embarrassing to think about.

"I'm sorry, senior, I'll suck, you, demon. ”

The girl held up the notebook in fear, as if she blamed herself for inhaling my demonic energy or that I had bitten her and passed it on to her, but she didn't know that she had saved my life.

I patted her head and comforted: "It's okay, brother doesn't blame you, just listen to me obediently in the future, don't eat me." ”

The girl laughed happily when she saw that I didn't blame her.

"What about me, is there any demonic energy?"

I'm most concerned about whether one day a gray-haired old man will appear in front of me with a flying sword after I become a shemale, shouting, "Demon!

Then a sword split me into two pieces.

The girl looked at me with a frown, looked up and down, and finally shook her head.

Great! If there is no demonic spirit, then I don't have to worry so much, which can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune.

Without saying anything, I went to Zao Wou-Ki first to ask about the current situation. I immediately got into the bread again, inserted the key, lit the fire, and the old bread snorted.

Just as I was about to drive out, the window of the car was patted by the girl in green who came over.

I looked over and saw her puffing out her face and holding a notebook to me: "I, go." ”

The city is dangerous, you better stay at home!

But when I saw that she looked like a puppy abandoned by her owner, and her big eyes looked at me pitifully, I immediately fell into a turtle.

"Come on. ”

I opened the door to the back seat and let her sit in the back. She got in at once, jumped up on the seat like a child, and accidentally hit the roof of the car, and tears were about to flow.

This monster is not dangerous at all.

I touched her sore head and said to her like a hooligan, "Girl, you used to mess with me." ”

The girl didn't seem to understand what "mixed" meant, and nodded after thinking for a while.

Now that I think about it, she stayed in my backyard when she was a banyan tree, and I used to climb the trees to play, so she should know me somewhat, and she also knew something like a water pump, a van, and so on.

I drove straight to the park where I had met Zao Wou-Ki last night, got out of the car when I got to the park, and dragged the girl to the place last night, but I didn't see his shadow.

I went around the park again, and I searched everywhere but couldn't find him. After getting into the car, I didn't find Zao Wou-Ki in some places where fortune tellers would appear in the city. casually asked two fortune-telling old men, and it turned out that they all knew the name of Zao Wou-Ki and Zhao Banxian, but no one knew his whereabouts. He is said to be the best in his profession......

Although the old man has a bad character, I really can't trust other fortune tellers besides him. I was afraid that they really had the ability, and found out that I was a ladyboy, and shouted: "Demon! I was scared of this sentence from Lu Qi's mouth.

Zao Wou-Ki, Zao Wou-Ki, where did you go when I needed you the most?!

I didn't find Old Man Zhao after looking for a morning, I missed him deeply, but now it's one o'clock in the afternoon, and I haven't even eaten breakfast. So I didn't rush home to cook by myself, I drove directly to a small restaurant, went in to find a place to sit, ordered two dishes and waited for dinner.

The girl sat beside me, and at the end of the morning she followed me around, saw many new things, and was excited for a long time. Now that I sat down, I saw that she looked a little unrefreshed.

"What's wrong?" I asked her.

She picked up her notebook and wrote, "Water." ”

I immediately understood, poured a cup of tea for her and myself, not to mention her, I was also a little thirsty.

When she saw that there was water and wanted to drink it, I pushed the cup away and said, "Don't drink it." ”

Seeing that she looked at me aggrievedly, I am afraid that now I would rather stay at home than come out with me.

I saw a refrigerator next to the restaurant that sold all kinds of drinks, so I asked the girl to sit and wait, and I went to get two bottles of frozen mineral water and came back, and twisted the lid of one bottle and gave it to her.

She gurgled and drank it and refreshed.

I looked around as I drank my water, and only then did I notice that the people around me were glancing here from time to time. Maybe the girl's cute face, green leaf skirt, and knee-length black and silky hair are very eye-catching.

Thinking about it this way, I'm going to buy some normal clothes and underwear for this girl later, and I feel uncomfortable when she is looked at by others like this.

Speaking of which, what should we do with this monster now?

I had a plan in mind: drive her to the wilderness, and then leave her behind and drive back by myself. Isn't that perfect?

me so inhuman!

I slapped myself in the face vigorously. When the bored girl saw me hitting herself like this, she slapped me hard with a smile on her face.

Then I realized firsthand that the strength of youkai and humans cannot be compared with appearance. Even if it's a cute Lori, but this palm also scared me.

Little Lori was still happily trying to give me another palm, so I hurriedly held my head in my hands and shrank back in the chair.

"The hero spares his life! the little one doesn't dare to want to leave you alone......"