05 Weasel, weasel
I was waiting for the food to come with a swollen face when three more people came in from the small restaurant. They are all dressed as gangsters, one with yellow hair, one with black hair and one with red hair.
They sat down on the opposite side of me, and when the diners around them saw them coming, a few of them hurriedly ate their meals and left.
They ordered food and started talking. Soon one of the red hairs saw the beautiful girl next to me, and his eyes instantly straightened. He patted the other two companions and made them look at it.
I don't want to cause trouble, but I'm not afraid.
After my parents disappeared six years ago, I was violent for a long time, had many fights, and was expelled from school because I seriously injured the eldest student in the school, and was sent to a juvenile education center.
I didn't accept my temperament in the juvenile school, and I injured some of the boys inside, which made me sit for three months. During that time, my sister Xiaoxue was taken care of by relatives, and when I returned home from the juvenile education center, Xiaoxue cried very sadly when she saw me. She didn't have her parents anymore, and she thought she didn't even have me after sitting for three months.
At that time, I really understood that Xiaoxue was everything to me. So he put away his temperament and ran the orchard well, made money to support his family, and provided for Xiaoxue to go to school.
I don't want to cause trouble now, mainly for Xiaoxue. But if they come to me for trouble, it's different.
Huang Mao was stunned when she saw the girl next to me, her expression was a little surprised. Later, when he saw me, he looked at me carefully for a while, and then he had an incredible expression on his face.
And when I looked at him, I also felt that something was wrong. My gut tells me that this guy, as if, is not human......
I'm not sure, but I'm sad in my heart. If the other party is an ordinary gangster, even if you can't win three, at least you won't suffer too much.
But now, based on my instincts and the yellow-haired expression, it was clear that we weren't a pure human being. A monster, how should I deal with it? Leaning on this girl next to me who is also a monster? No matter how you look at it, I don't think she can be trusted.
At this time, the red and black hairs were about to stand up and pass over to me, but they were instantly pulled by the yellow hair.
Because the distance was a bit far, I couldn't hear what Huang Mao whispered to the two of them. The two thugs were stunned, and after the two Mao looked at me again, they whispered something with Huang Mao.
I don't know what Huang Mao said to them, anyway, those two people looked frightened, and they didn't even dare to look at me, but occasionally secretly looked here.
I don't know what the situation is, but they seem to be afraid of me. Old man Zhao said that I was a demon king in my previous life, is it because I inadvertently exuded the aura of the king and shocked them?
I lowered my head and whispered in the girl's ear, "Is there really no demonic energy on me?"
The girl, who had been looking around, looked at me again and shook her head.
"Will anyone else find out I'm a youkai?"
The girl scratched her head and wrote in her notebook in confusion: "Senior, yes, human, now, no, demonic." ”
I wasn't quite sure what the girl meant, the sentences I wrote were always incoherent and it was difficult to communicate. Anyway, it's supposed to be a human now.
When the food came up, I didn't think much about it.
Originally, I thought that the dryad only needed to drink water and bask in the sun, but I didn't expect that this girl would also eat after seeing me eat, probably she would digest these foods and become fertilizer.
I can't do it, I can only call for more bowls of rice and chopsticks, and I can't let the people around me think that I am abusing children.
However, her grip on chopsticks is unstable, just like a Westerner who came to China and used chopsticks for the first time. Sigh, this girl has lost the face of the Chinese demon.
As I ate, I also noticed that the girl had been eating meat and rice, and had not picked up the vegetables on the plate.
Originally, I thought it was a picky eater for children, Xiaoxue used to have such a situation, but Xiaoxue was reluctant to eat meat. After thinking about it, maybe the dryad itself was a plant and didn't want to eat plants, so he didn't care about her.
As a result, a plate of cold gourd beef left me only cold gourd, and I only ate shepherd's cabbage and chicken offal.
Give her a glass of water next time you eat, and then let her get out in the sun!
The girl was very satisfied with the first time she ate the fireworks of the world, and she was leaning back in the chair with a smile on her face and unwilling to move, and she also hiccuped indecently. As soon as she was full, I settled the bill and took her hand and left the restaurant.
However, as soon as he went out and walked to the place where the van was parked ten meters away, Huang Mao actually ran out of the hotel and chased after him.
"Senpai, senpai. Huang Mao called out to me as he walked briskly.
His appellation has attracted the attention of some passers-by. I turned my head warily and shielded the girl behind me.
"What's the matter?" I asked him in a bad tone.
He came to a stop in front of me alone, and made a flattering expression.
This yellow-haired person looks like he is in his twenties and less than thirty years old, his height is average, a little thin, I don't know whether he was born or acquired, he has yellow and gold fluffy hair, a rat brain, a big nose, and a small whisker from his lips to his chin. The first impression is that this person is bad.
"Little brother weasel Huang You, I've seen my seniors!" he said that, and he smiled and bowed to me.
Is it a weasel demon?
I was a little scared, but I tried not to show it. He seems to think I'm in danger now, and I don't know how he sees it.
I looked around to make sure no one was paying attention. He pointed to himself and asked him in a low voice, "Can you see that?"
Huang You naturally understood what he meant, and said with a little pride: "The predecessors have a profound cultivation, and they can hide so deeply. If only ordinary people really couldn't find out the slightest. It's just that my weasel has a keen sense of smell and a unique ability to be alert, and my predecessors and I are both demon clans, so I found this little trace!"
It's so hard to find, it seems that my half-human, half-demon identity is quite safe.
He tilted his head to look at the girl in green behind me and said, "When I was in the restaurant just now, I accidentally noticed a fresh smell, and I thought it was an illusion. How do you know that it is also a senior, presumably this junior is a dryad who has cultivated for more than a thousand years, right?"
The girl in green saw Huang You asking her, so she nodded.
Huang You sighed with envy on his face: "They are all seniors!"
He said to me again: "Dare to ask what kind of demon clan your predecessor is?"
I can't answer for a while, because I don't know what kind of demon I am, Zao Wou-Ki said last night what kind of demon I am? I forgot, I can't say it's a shemale, right?
I said, "Guess what. ”
Huang You looked at me for a while, his gaze stopped in my eyes for a long time, and finally said with certainty: "Although the senior's cultivation is well hidden, there is still a demonic light in his eyes. Seniors are snake demons, right?"
"That's right! We have something, let's go first, goodbye. With that, I headed for the van.
As a result, Huang You ran to me and knelt down unrelentingly: "Senior, please accept me, a little brother who is not angry!"
It's time to take in the little brother so soon?
This Huang You shamelessly knelt down on the street, attracting a large number of onlookers on the street.
Now I'm a youkai, and the most important thing is to keep a low profile. You weasel actually knelt in front of me, as a monster, I don't believe you don't understand the reason why monsters should keep a low profile. You're trying to force me!
"You get up!"
"Boss, you can take me as a junior brother. I'm smart and hard-working. Waking up earlier than the chicken and sleeping later than the dog, he is definitely the best choice to be a little brother. You just take me!"
Does this monster still have a discipline?
"I can't cover you. ”
"The boss is profound, why be so modest?"
"I'm telling the truth, I'm not a monster at all, I'm a human!"
Huang You didn't believe it at all, and asked me to accept him as a junior brother. I don't understand, it's not enough for you to be a monster as a gangster, you still want to be a little brother, shame on the demon!
"If you don't get up again, I'll slap you flat with bricks!"
"Even if my seniors shoot me out of, I won't get up, unless my seniors take me as a junior brother. ”
Seeing that there are more and more people around them, some young people even took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
"You get up, can't you mess with me in the future?"
"Thank you, Boss!"
The weasel stood up happily, and I quickly grabbed him by the shoulder with one hand and led the girl into an alley with the other. When I got inside, I was relieved to see that the audience had dispersed. Now I'm a bit of a phobia of crowds.
I promised the weasel just to get him up and get rid of him later.
"Boss......" Huang You called me excitedly, looking at my expression like an old pervert seeing a woman from a good family.
I calmed down and said to him, "Well, now things are promised to you." I really have something, go first. You leave me your phone number and call you when I'm free. ”
"Oh, that's good!"
Huang You hurriedly took out his mobile phone. I said no, and took out my phone.
Huang You stared at my phone with a surprised face: "Boss, you still have this kind of antique?"
But I don't have any friends anyway, and I only have one relative, Xiaoxue, and I usually just call the fruit shop that supplies me, and it doesn't matter what the phone is.
I said, "Too lazy to change." ”
Huang You had an epiphany: "The realm of the boss is deep, and he has seen through false things." ”
He gave me his phone number, and I wrote it down, intending to delete it later.
He also has two companions, and I don't know if they're youkai or not. From my intuition, it doesn't seem to be. It's not convenient to ask him, otherwise he will find out that I am just an ordinary human being, and he will not know if he will be angry and eat me.
I asked, "How long have you been cultivating?"
He seemed a little surprised that I didn't see his cultivation, but it wasn't too out of line. He silently calculated, and finally told me: "A hundred years to become a demon, two hundred years to become an adult, another hundred years have passed, and now I have been mixed in human society for thirty years." ”
Oh, it's only four hundred years of cultivation. Compared to the current girl in green, it's much worse, and if there is really any danger at that time, this banyan tree mushroom Liang should protect me, right?
Alas, I've become a man who eats soft rice.
After settling Huang You's matter, I went back to the van and left with his farewell.
"Boss, remember to call me!"
"You can rest assured. ”
Don't worry, I'll delete your account soon. In the future, I will try to come to this area as little as possible, and I hope to never meet again.