Saturday, at half past 10 o'clock, Dafa supermarket, a young man in his twenties and a middle-aged man in his fifties were shopping for items, while talking about something quickly, listening to the supermarket female shopping guide next to him was stunned, what kind of bird language did these two speak? I don't understand it at all, but it's definitely not Japanese, because she often watches Japanese animation or something, although she can't speak it, but at least she can tell whether it's Japanese or not; it's definitely not Korean, because she also watches Korean dramas for a long time, it's weird, which Mandarin is this talking about? That young boy is obviously a native of the country, and he usually speaks Mandarin with a fishy smell, how can he suddenly speak a fluent foreign language? This middle-aged uncle doesn't know which country he is, will he be very rich?

These two goods are naturally Ding Tian and that strange uncle! At that time, as soon as the uncle's hand was placed on the top of Ding Tian's head, he immediately felt as if he had become a computer, the uncle was a mobile hard disk, and the uncle's hand was the data cable, and a large amount of content instantly entered Ding Tian's brain along the uncle's hand, and these contents contained more than a dozen kinds of languages and texts alone, including the lingua franca of the Yuhua Continent in the world where the uncle is now used for their conversations, of course, all these languages are not used on the earth except for their conversations! The reason why the two of them chose this kind of language that no one understands without using Chinese to talk is simply that Ding Tian wants to pretend to be forced, he thinks that speaking fluent foreign languages at least looks a bit like that of a successful person, although the cheap T-shirt shorts and the pair of slippers worth 10 yuan look really earthy.

This is a large supermarket chain, separated from the residential area rented by Ding Tian on a road, a straight line distance of 300 meters, so close and the items inside are relatively complete, so he often comes here to buy things, and he has long noticed this shopping guide, after all, she is the most beautiful in this area. Ding Tian had already peeked at other people's nameplates, her name was Zhao Jiejie, but this girl hadn't looked at him much before, and when the corner of his eye noticed that the girl had been looking this way, Ding Tian couldn't help but smile secretly.

With a "snap", the uncle slapped Ding Tian on the head and scolded: "Look at your appearance, what kind of virtue are you? Isn't it just a mortal woman, she looks so rough, and it is worth your attention so much?"

"Uncle, how do you understand the world of otaku? Besides, she looks pretty good, right? Look at how good her figure is, slender, and her breasts are not too small!

Anyway, Zhao Jiejie didn't understand, Ding Tian smiled at her as she spoke, the girl didn't know what to think, and responded to Ding Tian with a sweet smile.

"I said that she is rude because there are few people on our side who are so ugly!", the uncle looked at Ding Tian with an unhappy face, and then said: "Don't like me to say that? Then let me put it another way: almost everyone on our side is more beautiful than this woman! You understand? What is the world of otaku you are talking about?"

"Wow!", Ding Tian let out a heartfelt exclamation, with a look of longing and yearning, he held back the saliva that reached his mouth and said: "Okay, even if you are right! It seems that it is time for Ben Shuai to open his eyes and see the world! The so-called otaku, it seems to be a word from Japanese anime, probably a person who rarely goes out except for basic activities such as school and work, is introverted, does not like to communicate with people, lives in his own world, he always squats at home, plays games, watches TV, surfs the Internet, watches anime, Read the novel, well, that's probably it, in fact, I haven't been Baidu! Anyway, that's pretty much what it means. ”

The uncle nodded and said, "I see, it sounds a little interesting, go back and teach me how to surf the Internet, I want to try what this feels like!"

Ding Tian was stunned for a moment and asked, "Uncle, do you still need to teach?"

"For the time being, I only know some of the main things I want to know, such as personality, main experiences, recent events, etc., probing what is in your mind requires immortal methods, I don't care, but if you use too much, you may become an idiot, so, you choose. ”

"Damn! I'll teach you everything, it's really troublesome! Uncle, you have no problem with your IQ, right? I hate teaching people with low IQ the most!"

The two of them continued to pick things out while chatting. Yesterday, Ding Tian already knew some things about the uncle, the uncle's surname is Bai, his name is Bai Junhuang, he is a high-level immortal in the Yuhua Continent of the Immortal Realm, he is 4717 years old this year, and he can't break through the bottleneck of cultivation to the end, so he began to travel through the Nether Realm to find inspiration for a breakthrough in cultivation, and it is for this reason that Uncle Bai came to the earth. According to him, the inspiration needed to break through the bottleneck of cultivation is Xuanzhi and Xuan, some are lucky, as if the bottleneck does not exist at all, and when the cultivation arrives, it is simply to pierce the layer of window paper, but more people with mediocre luck need to use various methods to find opportunities for a long time to break through, and those who are unlucky will even be stuck here until the end of their life! And the uncle has been stuck in this bottleneck for 105 years! The purpose of his coming here is to live according to the way of life of the earthlings, to think according to the thinking of the earthlings, to get in touch with the culture of the earthlings, and to integrate into it, just to seek a breakthrough inspiration. Many of the sages of the fairy world have made breakthroughs in this way, and Ding Tian now has such knowledge in his mind, there is a Buddhist cultivator named Vajra Hui, who once incarnated as a mortal, honestly married a wife and had children and lived according to the mortal model for 70 years, until his wife died of old age, suddenly had an epiphany, and broke through to a higher realm. Therefore, this approach of the uncle is actually not unusual!

Yesterday, the two of them went home together, and as soon as they settled the uncle, Ding Tian immediately asked the uncle if he had a spiritual root and whether he could cultivate immortals, because the extra knowledge in his brain told him that not everyone has a spiritual root and can cultivate! According to the uncle's words: Ding Tian is the first person he met after coming to this realm with a spiritual root to cultivate, and the uncle believed that this might have something to do with the indescribable providence, so he took the initiative to approach Ding Tian. Later, the uncle also made it clear that the thief was not dead, and the reason why he was able to be kicked away by Ding Tian and fainted was that he did a little bit of manipulation.

Ding Tian then begged for apprenticeship, but the uncle told him that the aura of the earth is not enough to support a monk's cultivation, if you want to cultivate, no problem, I can take you to the fairy world, but if you go, you can't come back, can you part with your relatives and friends? This kind of thing is actually very normal in the fairy world, this is called cutting the dust! Cultivation has no years, it is possible to retreat once many years have passed, and if you remember your relatives, there may be inner demons, and inner demons are absolutely extremely terrifying things in the world of cultivators!

Ding Tian asked again: Can't you bring your family members with you? The uncle replied: Yes, you can, the probability that your relatives have spiritual roots is almost zero, what can they do if they go there? Even if they go, if you want to cultivate, you still have to cut the dust, anyway, it's not in a hurry, you think slowly, let's talk about it after you think clearly!

Ding Tian is stupid, his parents are such a son, and they run away by themselves, how pitiful will their parents have to be in the future? I can't find a solution for a while, so I just don't think about it for a while, anyway, as the uncle said, there is no need to be in a hurry.

After eating lunch (in fact, it is a two-in-one breakfast and lunch), Ding Tian turned on the computer and began to teach the uncle how to play, just an hour, the uncle learned to type and play QQ, chatted on the forum, watched the news on the Internet, and looked for videos, Ding Tian couldn't help but praise sincerely: "Uncle, you are too awesome, no matter what you don't need to say a second time, it seems that you can become an apprentice, I believe that you will soon find the seed with your own ability! Uncle, you're having fun, I'm going to the living room to watch the game, the seventh game of the NBA playoffs Clippers vs. Spurs, don't talk about it, you don't understand this anyway!"

From this day on, Ding Tian and Uncle Bai Junhuang officially began to live together, Uncle Bai plunged into the otaku world, always soaking in the Internet for a long time without leaving, because theoretically speaking, the uncle does not need to sleep at all, nor does he need to eat, he will not feel tired at all, nor will he have a pain because of staring at the screen for a long time, the first time he went online, he went on for more than two days in a row, Ding Tian came home from work on Monday afternoon, and found that the uncle was still sitting there in the same posture, I couldn't help it, I glanced at it in the past, the uncle was actually chasing a soap opera, and the one that I watched was called a relish, and he didn't move the place to eat, and he drove Ding Tian away impatiently, and muttered that the food on the earth was so unpalatable that the various ingredients were hard for him to swallow.

Ding Tian thought to himself that this was not a solution, there were not even many opportunities to talk to him, and Lao Tzu was still thinking about how to learn to cultivate! Even if he couldn't cultivate, he had to let the uncle show him a way to make a fortune, and it would be too much to say that such a big immortal was still living such a hard life! So he walked over and paused the series that the uncle was watching, patted the uncle on the shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Uncle, let's talk!"