Just into May, the flying willows are finally about to disappear, and there was just a light rain yesterday, neither hot nor cold, and it seems that the air is much fresher. Walking on the way to work, Ding Tian felt very comfortable, thinking about what to eat at night while walking. This is a small alley in the center of the city, and it is the main road where the bus stops, and now there are no people on the road, only the sound of the broken locust flowers falling to the ground after the breeze blows.

Far away from the mouth of the alley, Ding Tian found that there was a person squatting on the side of the road, or that uncle! Ding Tian passed by this alley almost every day during work hours, and in recent days, an uncle in his fifties has come, wearing a white silk shirt and black silk pants, round cloth shoes, his face is like a crown of jade, his long beard is fluttering, and he looks like a liar!

This man put a tattered rag under the locust tree at the mouth of the alley, which can be regarded as a fortune-telling stall, but there are so few people in this place, what kind of business can he do in this stall? It does not write "Zhuge Shen Calculation", "Zhou Yi Shen Calculation", "Iron Mouth Straight Break" and the like, but "One thousand and one hexagrams, pay the money first"! Every time he saw Ding Tian passing by, this uncle would ask Ding Tian if he needed to calculate a hexagram. Ding Tian thought to himself: There shouldn't be such a stupid person, right? Who would fall for this? If money is so easy to deceive, who will still go to work?

Getting closer and closer, the uncle saw Ding Tian, stroked his long beard with his hand as usual, and said with a smile: "Young man, look at your life, there will be great changes in the near future, is it really not a hexagram? You have to know that the high fee is naturally worth the money, don't be scared away by a mere thousand yuan!"

Ding Tian smiled and said: "Uncle, you are so accurate, I have a good stomach recently, and I am very happy every day!

The uncle was about to continue, but Ding Tian heard a sharp woman's voice from behind: "Help, catch the thief, grab something!"

Damn! Robbery, I've never seen it in my life! Ding Tian hurriedly turned around, and a thin little man was running over with all his might, holding a women's bag in his hand, staring at Ding Tian with a fierce expression. Ding Tian thought to himself, are you staring at my dry hair, don't you look at the road and run well? Is this afraid that I will stop him? The woman in the distance got up from the ground and ran towards this side, dancing and shouting: "Stop him, he is a thief! Help, big brother!"

Ding Tian is at war in his heart, he doesn't care about it, will he get into trouble if he does? He should be brave and right? It looks like this thief is so weak, it should be easy to subdue him, right? I haven't fought for a long time, and it's really a little itchy! What should I do?

When he was approaching Ding Tian, the thief's face became more and more hideous, and he shouted at him: "Fool, get out!"

Ding Tian is still quite strong, he was the striker of the football team in college, and he can drive more than 50 meters away with his big feet, plus this person is too light, and he can't reach 110 pounds when he sees the top of the sky, this kick kicks the thief's ribs from the side, plus the speed of the thief rushing over, "bang" a muffled sound, Ding Tian actually kicked the thief and flew up and hit the locust tree on the side of the road, and then the thief fell to the ground and convulsed a few times, and he didn't move, and blood came out of his mouth! Ding Tian was stupid, the woman ran over panting, it was a chubby ordinary woman in her 40s, while panting heavily, she bent down and grabbed her bag, patted it twice, glanced at the thief lying on the ground, looked at Ding Tian again, and then turned around and ran away! She actually ran! She ran away without even saying a word!

Ding Tian was even more stupid, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses roared past his heart, and shouted: "Eldest sister, don't run, what is this?

The woman didn't look back, but ran faster.

Damn, what kind of human nature is this? Ding Tian was depressed and stunned for half a minute, glanced at the fortune teller next to him, and then pulled his legs and ran towards the mouth of the alley. Turning onto the road in one breath, there were a lot of pedestrians and vehicles coming and going, Ding Tian quickly stopped running and changed to a brisk walk, not daring to turn his head back slightly, and chanted in his heart: It's okay, it must be okay, that guy must have just fainted! How could I kick someone to death, I'm not Huang Feihong's ghost foot seven!

This intersection is not far from the bus station, but Ding Tian felt that he had walked for a long time, got on the bus and sat down and breathed a sigh of relief, only to feel wet and uncomfortable, this time the kung fu underwear was actually soaked with sweat! Ding Tian was in a mess in his heart, the whole person was confused, worried for a while, scared for a while, and felt okay for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he was almost at the station, you must know that this is nearly an hour away!

The car door opened, Ding Tian jumped out of the car, he didn't stand still in a trance, a hand next to him stretched out to help him, Ding Tian stood firm, and hurriedly squeezed out a smile to say thank you to the man, and then the smile froze on his face, and it was actually the uncle who was telling fortunes at the entrance of the alley who was helping him! I'll go, how could this uncle keep up? Ding Tian's heart straightened, and he began to feel that things were developing in a bad direction.

The fortune teller said with a smile while pulling Ding Tian to avoid the flow of people who got out of the car: "Boy, why do you look like you've seen a ghost?

Ding Tian settled down, walked to the side of the road with his uncle, wiped the cold sweat on his head, and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing with me? Don't tell me you live here!"

The uncle was still smiling: "Don't be nervous, little one, I really didn't live here before, maybe I won't be able to say anything in the future! Uncle, I don't have a place to live, I think you are so enthusiastic that you will not sit idly by!"

Ding Tian was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself that although you saw me beating people, you must also know why I beat people! As long as the thief does not die, there is nothing to be afraid of! But how can a person like you, who is a liar at first glance, live with you? Hurriedly said: "I share a house with someone, the house is full, there is no place for you to live, and there are people sleeping on the sofa in the living room at night." ”

The uncle laughed and said, "Have you forgotten what I do? How can you deceive me, the house you rented has two bedrooms, and now your roommate has just moved out, and the room hasn't been rented out yet, right? Rent it and let me live in it! You will definitely not suffer a loss!"

Ding Tian was frightened, thinking that this was really a hell, and stammered, "How do you know? What if I don't agree?"

"I've seen everything, uncle, if my mouth is crooked, what do you think you'll do? Think about it, boy!"

With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Ding Tian sneered: "This is a game, right? You, the thief, and the woman who lost the bag are all in the same group, right? You want to trap me? There is no door! Have you investigated me? What do you want to do?"

The uncle still smiled lightly, and said: "Investigate you? What do you have worth investigating? A small office worker, an otaku, no house, no car, no career, no woman, only a little bit of savings, what can you get out of the pit? The reason why I know about you is because I want to know about the things in this world, as long as I want to know, I will know!"

Ding Tian sneered: "Who do you think you are? Immortal? Do you think I believe it or not? Don't talk nonsense with me, just say it directly, do you want money or what do you want to do? Don't go around in circles!"

The uncle's hand touched Ding Tian's head, which seemed to be very slow, but Ding Tian was trying to dodge, the hand was already on top of his head, and then, Ding Tian felt as if a big hole had opened in his head, and countless unheard of things poured in.

Damn, I really met an immortal! Lao Tzu is about to develop! Ding Tian began to shout in his heart.