33 The roof was broken to coincide with a thunderstorm
Originally, I planned to hang the two cultivators who came to my house to make a mess from a tree for one night and then let them go, but I didn't expect Lu Fei and Wu Shuang to run away that night.
The expected thing, after all, would not think that the hemp rope could trap the two cultivators, except for Jiang Xiaogui's special situation.
They're gone, and we're waiting to meet them for their crazy revenge. Even if I have their "indecent" videos in my hand, it is very dangerous, but if I want to kill them, I, a pure and kind little boy, can't do it. What's more, the most serious thing now is that there is a super powerful youkai threatening me, so what about their revenge?
The saddest thing is that it's raining heavily tonight.
Autumn, a season of scarce rain, is when it rains heavily. I even wondered if it was the two guys who ran away who cast a spell to do it, thinking that their strength was not enough to call the wind and rain, and I felt that I was thinking too much.
That night, every species went crazy.
Storms, no electricity, no lights. In the darkness, a few flickering candles with faint candlelight, Huang You, Huo Yu and Xiao Lu repaired the roof, and Shi Dashan handed over the materials below. The rain poured down from the rooftop, and I moved the living room and the contents of my room to a safe place with the dragon's beard and the green calyx, so that they wouldn't get wet in the heavy rain.
There were not many umbrellas and raincoats, which did not play much role in this strong wind and rain, and the men were almost drenched.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Ziya also helped, he anxiously put a mountain of snacks stacked in the living room into a small cloth bag, and put the computer in my room into a cloth bag. Then he hid in Huang You's room, which was not affected, asked for Huang You's power bank, played with Huang You's mobile phone while charging, and ate potato chips and drank Coke, the chaos of the outside world didn't seem to have anything to do with him.
I carried a box of clothes to Huang You's room, put it down with a bang, and gasped and shouted to Jiang Ziya who was sitting on the chair: "Can't I borrow your little cloth bag for use? There are so many and heavy things that I am tired to move!"
Jiang Zi vetoed it without looking back.
"Don't borrow it, Uncle Ben's Sumeru bag is not a casual cloth bag, where can you hold some dirty things?"
Is it okay to have snacks and computers that you like?
"Your uncle!"
Jiang Ziya turned his head sharply and looked at me with murderous intent.
I immediately changed my words and said: "It's wrong, it's Uncle Jiang, Grandpa Jiang, you play, it's okay, it's really okay." ”
I rushed out of the door in a soaked suit again, just afraid that Jiang Xiaogui would chase him out to seek revenge. Walking through the corridor, I saw the dragon beard carrying a big sofa coming from the living room in the dark, looked at me and shouted, "Everything is almost wet", and then passed me and walked to Huang You's room.
I looked back at the busy back of the dragon, and then at the dark sky with heavy rain and flashing lightning.
Alas~ bad luck and bad fate, why did it suddenly have a thunderstorm......
I let out a long sigh again, ** clothes on my body, and a gust of wind blew in this cold autumn, which almost froze me dog.
Suddenly, several huge white light thunderbolts flashed in the depths of Qingyun Mountain in the distance, like a thunderbolt that didn't need money, and smashed down into Qingyun Mountain.
It was like the end of the world, and soon after the deafening thunder came, and I covered my ears with some fear. You know, I have not been afraid of thunder and lightning since I was a child, and at this time I was trembling all over, and I had a great sense of uneasiness in my heart.
I glanced into Qingyun Mountain, and saw that there was lightning everywhere.
"What the hell is going on?"
After a brief moment of distraction, I walked out into the living room with some inexplicable worry......
The whole night the family barely slept and was exhausted from the struggle against the storm. It was already two o'clock in the morning when the roof was repaired, and after some casual tidying up, it was three o'clock in the morning. The youkai took a shower and changed into dry clothes.
Xiao Lu and Qing Cao went to Xiaoxue's room to sleep, as for what to do with a few of us big men, go to Huang Youshi Dashan or Longxu's room to find a clean and empty place to sit and lie down and fall asleep.
And I finally took a shower, came out in thick clothes, and went to Huang You's room. In the faint light of a white candle, Huang You and Brother Gorilla Dog slept together in the ambiguous quilt, and they were already very tired at this time, and they hugged each other in a very miserable posture.
At this time, Jiang Ziya didn't even have power on the power bank, so he sat on the chair and looked up at the ceiling, not knowing what he was thinking.
I dropped two drops of wax oil on the old wooden table in front of Jiang Ziya, and then let it stick to it, and then pushed the sofa closer to Jiang Ziya, and sat next to him on the sofa, the sofa was stained with some rain, a little damp, and it was uncomfortable to lie down.
Jiang Ziya turned his head to look at me unhappily at this time, and opened his mouth to say, "Stinky boy, do you want to sit so close?"
I half-lay comfortably on the couch and said with a smile, "You should be right, anyway, my hair hasn't dried yet, so I can talk to you." ”
"Uncle Ben doesn't want to deal with you. ”
"Really, it's so faceless to talk about, but we also met three thousand years ago. ”
Jiang Ziya propped his head with one hand, looked here with a sideways face and said, "Pull it down, we were mortal enemies three thousand years ago, if you count the accounts of three thousand years ago now, Uncle Ben will not let you live until now." It's just that you are not like you at that time, so you ...... After reincarnation, it's not the same person at all. ”
Jiang Ziya seemed to change his tone a little pitifully, and his gaze was no longer here, but in another world.
I was a little curious and asked, "So, what was I like 3,000 years ago, and was I as handsome as I am now?"
Jiang Ziya's gaze returned, and when he heard me ask, he glanced at me with disdain.
"More handsome than you now, and more temperamental, you can't compare with him at all now, he is a king who can make all youkai willing to submit to him. And now you are just an idiot who leads a few little monsters around and hugs other people's thighs when in danger. ”
Although he said this, he couldn't get angry, and I laughed: "You say that, even you admire me at that time?"
"Let's eat Xiang, Uncle Ben never worships others, because Uncle Ben is a great man who is admired by everyone. ”
Damn, this little ghost can even use such a vulgar word as eating Xiang, could it be that I taught it badly? But he said that it would be an exaggeration to be worshiped by everyone, and not many people know the real Jiang Ziya, where can he talk about worship.
But when he said that, I was really curious about what kind of person I would have been at that time.
Snake Demon, Demon King, Ji Zhi.
"But boy, Uncle Ben is serious about one thing for you. ”
Jiang Ziya suddenly said such a sentence, which made me turn my head to look at him in the middle of the thought. And he, staring at me earnestly, said, "What do you think of this thunderstorm?"
I patted my thigh heavily and sighed, "Unexpectedly, there was such a big hole in the house, I thought it wouldn't rain tonight......"
"I'm asking you how powerful the thunder is this day, idiot!"
It was still raining moderately outside the house, and there was a loud rush of rain everywhere.
"Do you need to say anything?" I looked at the thunder and lightning outside the window, and said with feeling, "I have never seen such a thunderstorm in my life, and the lightning is like crazy, it is a little incredible." ”
"So, you're not a complete idiot. ”
Jiang Ziya looked into the depths of Qingyun Mountain, and his thoughts fell into the distance.
"The thunderstorm just now was caused by the curse of that youkai from the future......"
"Huh?!"
I sat up straight from the sofa in surprise and asked Jiang Ziya: "Was he hacked to death that day? With such a powerful lightning, he must have died, right? Now I don't have to worry about being afraid, it's just that guy is a little pitiful, he was hacked like this, and it is estimated that there is not even scum left." ”
Jiang Ziya looked at me helplessly and said, "I said you, why are you always so optimistic?"
My excitement on the spot cooled down, I stopped clenching my fists, and looked at Jiang Ziya's mocking eyes in confusion.
"What?"
"This is his second Heavenly Tribulation, such a Heavenly Tribulation, even ordinary immortals will be hacked to death. Among the hundred immortals in the entire Heavenly Realm, only ten of them were blocked. And that youkai ......"
I swallowed my saliva and nervously asked, "How is he now?"
"Smooth ride. ”
“......”
"Can you still be optimistic?"
I made a gesture to hug his thigh, but he took out the whip in time and pushed it back against my forehead.
I cried out with tears in my eyes: "Grandpa Jiang, can't you see that death is not enough, your potato chips, Coke and computer are all provided by me, what should you do if I die? ”
"You have apples in your orchard. ”
"The Apple I'm talking about is a mobile phone, which is much more upscale than Huang You and Gorilla's mobile phones. ”
Jiang Ziya looked at my sincere appearance and sat down satisfied: "This time, don't worry, Uncle Ben will protect your life." ”
I was pleasantly surprised: "Why did you change your mind? Are you really willing to cut your kidney for an iPhone?"
"You're going to cut your kidney!"
Jiang Ziya looked at the dark sky outside the window, and said with feeling: "The old enemy of life is dead, and another living person will be lonely." ”
“...... Can you not tell me this sentimental thing so suddenly? I'm a little shy~"
"The person Uncle Ben is talking about is the former you, not the current you, less self-indulgent idiot!"
"What? Isn't that me......? Is Grandpa Jiang shy?"
"Talk nonsense, deal with that monster yourself. ”
I was so frightened that I hugged his thigh and said, "Don't, don't say it, don't say it, the young people are easy to be shy now." ”
"Fuck off, disgusting. ”
In this way, on this strange thunderstorm night, my relationship with Jiang Ziya inexplicably improved. And we decided that we would face that super monster from the future.