32 Hang the cultivator from a tree to play SM
Lu Fei wants to escape, but the lesson I am going to teach him has not yet begun.
I also chased after it quickly, and Lu Fei sensed that I was chasing, took out three rune papers, and threw them. The three rune papers emitted blue light to envelop him, and Lu Fei flew into the sky under the blue light of the rune paper.
I can't fly, so I can't catch up with him.
Just as I was about to smash him with a ball of demonic energy condensed, a cloud of liquid shot from behind me and hit Lu Fei's rune paper blue light. It seems that Huo Yu ignored my command not to spit, and was spitting everywhere again.
When it touches the liquid, the rune paper is immediately eroded away. Lu Fei fell from the air in fright, fell to the ground and fainted.
I walked over, carried him back to the front room, and threw him and Wu Shuang in front of the monster at the door and said, "Tie it up." ”
I don't care much about them now, I came to Qingcao, hugged Xiao Lu with weak squinting eyes, and then skillfully bit her neck and passed the demonic energy to her again. This time, I deliberately bit for a few more seconds, and was discovered by Zao Wou-Ki and Brother Gorilla, who looked at me with a slug sound.
"Fowl ~ beast. ”
I didn't blush my face and my hands didn't tremble, so I let Qingcao support Xiao Lu, while Huang You, Huo Yu and Shi Dashan reluctantly got up and tied Lu Fei and Wu Shuang. Huang You asked me, "Boss, what to do with these two guys?"
Brother Dog shouted: "Now I'm the demon king, hey!"
"The old rule, hanging from the tree. ”
After the battle, the days returned to peace.
The roof of the house is full of scars, miserable, it is absolutely not good to make up today, but fortunately, the furniture in the living room is just a few more leaf marks, some cups and teacups have been damaged, and there is no big loss. I told Ryusu to hurry up and drive the pickup truck to buy materials to repair the roof. I hope to work overnight and fix the roof before the light snow returns tomorrow.
Zao Wou-Ki left after watching the play, and I dragged him to prevent him from leaving, otherwise what else could I do when that monster came? He and I will calculate my crisis moment, and he will come to save me at that time, and I will rest assured that he will get out. Hey, he's lucky to be gone before lunch even starts.
Xiao Lu turned into a big tree in the front room to bask in the sun to replenish nutrition and spirit, Qingcao cleaned up in the living room, and Shi Dashan Huang Youhuo Yu turned into a prototype and recuperated in the backyard.
Jiang Ziya, this little ghost, shouted that I should fix the wire problem, otherwise he would hang me up. I handed Huang You's phone to him and let him play with it. When he saw this high-tech product, he quickly became addicted to it, huddled in my room with potato chips and coke and studied it.
The two bad things, Brother Gorilla and I, hung Wu Shuang and Lu Fei from the tree, stripped off their clothes, and put away all those rune paper hidden weapons, leaving only boxer panties for them.
The three of us stood under the tree with satisfaction and watched their naked~ naked appearance, they were soon awakened by the cold autumn wind, and when they saw that they only had a pair of boxers left, their eyes were wide and full of fear.
They found themselves hanging upside down from a tree, like a maiden about to be insulted.
Wu Shuang: "You guys, what do you want to do?"
Lu Fei: "Victory or defeat is not humiliating, you are doing this is a low-level behavior. ”
I stood down and laughed with the gorilla.
I pointed to myself and said, "That's right, I'm a low-level person. Then he pointed at them: "But if we lose, you won't necessarily just hang us!"
Lu Fei looked at me vigilantly: "What do you want?"
They looked at me nervously, afraid that I was going to do something inhuman to them, when in fact I was really prepared to do so.
I smiled lewdly and said, "It's very simple, relax, it won't hurt." ”
They suddenly tensed their nerves, and Wu Shuang hurriedly said: "Don't mess around, you monster, if you hurt me in the slightest, our Tang Sect will definitely let you group of monsters taste what it means to be miserable!"
"Okay!" I pointed at him and shouted: "I'm Lao Tzu, am I Snoopy? You mentally handicapped child dare to say this arrogantly in front of Lao Tzu, I don't ** you I don't have the surname Mu." ”
Hearing me say that I wanted to ** him, Wu Shuang's face turned pale in an instant. His voice trembled and he asked, "You, what the hell do you want to do?"
I waved my hand to the orangutan master: "Orangutan master, borrow a mobile phone." ”
I took the smart touch screen mobile phone of the orangutan master, turned on the video and took a picture of Wu Shuang. Wu Shuang immediately shook his figure on the tree in panic and shouted: "Stop! Don't, don't shoot me." Now like this, don't shoot me ......"
I sneered: "I just want to shoot your declining side, otherwise how can I threaten you?"
"Threaten me?"
I don't talk to him much, I concentrate on recording videos, plus professional commentary.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here, in such and such a city, in such and such a fruit orchard, your dear narrator Mu Ye is explaining to you. Now you're seeing two perverts......"
Wu Shuang shouted: "I'm not a pervert!"
Lu Fei hurriedly said: "I'm not a pervert either!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, you can see it, the pervert says that he is not a pervert. Just now, these two perverted perverts, one of them is named Wu Shuang...... It's the one who looks like a homeless man, and Lu Fei's children...... It looks like it hasn't slept in days. The two of them sneaked into a certain small village and peeked at villager Zhang Wei and his wife Wang Nima taking a bath, but they were caught by the villagers. I now have them stripped naked and hung from a tree as punishment......"
Wu Shuang shouted with his teeth open, looking even uglier: "Don't talk nonsense, we didn't do anything! I don't need to peek at the low-level behavior of taking a bath!"
Lu Fei calmed down and asked in a deep voice, "What do you want to do like this?"
"For the safety of the majority of netizens, I specially made this issue of the video, so that the people of the whole country can pay attention to these two perverts and be careful to prevent the ...... of color demons"
Wu Shuang shouted in surprise: "You want to post it on the Internet?!"
Lu Fei couldn't calm down, and stammered, "No, don't ......"
"Do you think it's too simple to just hang two perverts cheaply? Okay, then we'll give the perverts a taste of being peeked at and looked at. ”
As soon as these words came out, both of them became even more frightened.
Wu Shuang scolded: "What kind of monster are you?!What else do you want to do?"
Lu Fei: "Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated! I fell into your hands today, I don't want to get out alive, but I want to give a respectful way to die." ”
I gave Lu Fei a thumbs up: "Good boy, there is a kind, then we won't take off your underwear." Gorilla, you took off the lewd man's underwear. ”
When I said this, Lu Fei's whole body relaxed, and he was so frightened that he couldn't do anything. And Wu Shuang struggled desperately, and shouted anxiously: "No, don't take off my underwear, don't shoot me." ”
The orangutan climbed up the tree with a bone, stood on the branch above the lewd man, and looked down at Wu Shuang with a row of big white teeth.
Wu Shuang looked at the orangutan in horror and shouted urgently: "I won't come to trouble you in the future, I will agree to any request, don't take off my underwear!
The scarlet man looked at me, I shook my head and said, "This kind of perverted pervert is not gullible, take it off!"
The orangutan climbed down with a grin, grabbed Wu Shuang's underwear and pulled it on his calf, revealing part of his pale skin, the pitch-black forest, and the black stick.
Wu Shuang screamed as if he was about to be robbed of his chastity~cleanness, and Lu Fei, who was hanging from the same tree as him, could only sigh sadly, since he didn't take off his underwear, he closed his eyes and stopped thinking about this tragic thing.
The scarlet man slipped back to the ground, pointed at Wu Shuang's black Ding Ding and laughed: "Lewd thief!
Brother Dog sighed with a sigh: "It's all your fault, I'm pure now, I have bad associations when I see things like ham, sausage, sausage, etc." ”
I was happy to jump around on the ground with my mobile phone, but I wanted to take pictures of Wu Shuang's little black Ding Ding from every angle.
Wu Shuang screamed miserably for a while, and then stared at me angrily.
"Demon! I will not let you go, I will never let you go! I will definitely repay you a hundred times for today's humiliation, hateful and evil!"
I handed over the mobile phone to the orangutan to take a picture, took out the adult leather whip from the coat and said to Wu Shuang: "Your mother, don't you still learn to be obedient? It seems that Lao Tzu has to give you a little more color to taste!"
Wu Shuang came out with a scared expression again: "You, you ......"
I whipped Wu Shuang hard, he screamed in pain, I whipped him again, and I got another scream of pain.
Pump, pump, pump!
Ahh
Naked~ body, bondage, upside down, leather whip, video ......
In the depths of the orchard, there was a brutal SM game, and it is estimated that Wu Shuang will remember this game deeply from now on.
It wasn't until Wu Shuang was pumped that his whole body was red, his skin was cracked, and his screams were gone, I was finally tired, standing below and panting.
The orangutan pressed the stop of the mobile phone video recording and said, "It's twenty-eight minutes in total, almost half an hour, do we have to play for another two minutes?"
Seeing Wu Shuang's half-dead appearance, I shook my hand and said, "Forget it, let's do it today." When I went home to clean up, I haven't eaten lunch yet. ”
I looked up and shouted to them, "The video has been taken, you can hang until tomorrow and you can leave, if you are let go, you dare to come back and trouble us." I'm sorry, I'll let the whole country see this video. I do what I say!"
Wu Shuang didn't say a word as if he was unconscious, and Lu Fei opened his eyes to look at me.
"What's your name?"
This Lu Fei looked quite calm, I was not afraid of him, straightened my chest and said, "Lao Tzu's name is Mu Dongqing!"
"Mu Dongqing?" he seemed to think of something, frowning suspiciously.
I didn't care about him, I took the orangutan and the dog brother and walked home happily, along the way, the orangutan and the dog brother also got together and watched the video again, laughing non-stop, and walking slowly.
I'm in a good mood, after all, I've been so depressed lately. Jiang Ziya's arrogant arrogance and the threat of mysterious future monsters, my heart is too tired! The reason why Wu Shuang pumped so hard has a lot to do with these two reasons.
Well, Lu Fei, that's a bit weird. Does it have anything to do with Luffy?