Chapter 307: Frolic, re-disguised, turning around and scolding the Monkey King
Diao Haoling changed his righteousness and looked miserable, this time the beads were gone, after the righteousness summoned the water mirror, the two of them pressed Diao Haoling to the ground, Diao Haoling hurriedly begged for mercy, but it was too late at this time. Diao Haoling didn't give up and asked Liu Qingyun and the others for help, Liu Qingyun pretended not to see it, and pulled Lan Ruixin, who was chuckling, to look at Baiyun.
Diao Haoling looked at the others again, and at this look, Diao Haoling secretly cursed in his heart: a group of unrighteous guys. It turns out that these people are all looking for something to do, and what they are looking for is very absolute, especially ridiculous. Hua Fei and Yudie went to the river to soak their feet and chat, Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo squatted under the root of a tree to count ants, the most amazing were Mo Lishou and Shui Bo, they actually ran to catch butterflies among the flowers. Diao Haoling looked at it and wondered in his heart: Is my humanity so bad? These unrighteous guys, even if they are looking for something to do, can they find a decent thing to do? Am I not as good as ants and butterflies?
Just when Diao Haoling was thinking wildly, Yixin and Zhu'er made a move. They didn't learn any disguise techniques? They didn't know how to use these disguise products? They added some paint together, and casually put them together and painted them on Diao Haoling's face, and after painting, they couldn't see that this face was a face, and the face was colorful, and there were all kinds of colors? Zhu'er felt that it was not enjoyable, so she found out the black color and painted Diao Haoling with a panda eye. Yixin looked at Diao Haoling's big face and didn't know what to do next? As soon as he reached out, he tore off the black mole at the corner of his mouth and pressed it on Diao Haoling's people.
After the two of them finished, they let Diao Haoling go. "Senior brother, look at my craft, which I am now learning and selling, how about it?" Wellββ, I think it's still okay. Diao Haoling could imagine how miserable his face was even if he didn't look in the mirror, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his mouth moved, and the handful of hair in the person trembled.
After Diao Haoling was disguised by Yixin and Zhu'er, everyone was also busy with their "business", and everyone came over to see it and laughed. Diao Haoling glanced at everyone, and muttered: "What a group of inhuman guys, you wait, I will find it back sooner or later." β
Liu Qingyun looked at Diao Haoling's appearance and coughed dryly: "Ahem, this, you guys have made enough trouble, then let's get down to business, Haoling, don't be naughty anymore, give your senior brother a good look." In the past two days, you will let Hao Ling give you a disguise, right? I will pass on the transformation technique of the character to you, and when you are familiar with the transformation technique of the character, you will not have to be so troubled by the transformation of the character. β
As soon as Liu Qingyun said this, Diao Haoling was no longer naughty, he first took out a medicine bottle, poured some potion from the bottle to wash off the paint on his face, and then began to disguise Yixin.
Yixin has a heart and eyes this time, he summoned a water mirror, and while looking at his disguised appearance, he said: "Alas, here, here, there are still a few pockmarks here." This nose is a little higher, a little lower. And here, and here, and this eyebrow is a little long. Yes, yes, yesββ, it's almost there this time?
As soon as Yixin finished speaking, Zhu'er was reluctant: "This can't work, so it hasn't changed much at all, the nose is shorter, and the eyebrows are thicker." And here, yes, here, give him a few pockmarks. Why do you want to be so beautiful? Is this not sure to attract bees and butterflies?" Zhu'er's words made everyone sweat, and their righteous hearts were even colder.
After Yixin and Zhu'er pointed at each other for a while, Diao Haoling did what they said, and finally took another meal, and he called it a day. Zhu'er looked at it carefully: "Well, it's okay this time, the appearance is not handsome, and it is not ugly." What kind of expression do you have? Don't roll your eyes, it's like flattering your eyes. Eyes should be a little more dumb, yes, a little longer. Hmmββ, is that pretty much it?" Yixin's head immediately drooped when he heard this, and he howled in his heart. Is Zhu'er treating him like a pervert? This is too much defense, right?
Everyone looked at Yixin for a while, and they also felt that Zhu'er was a little too much, but no one dared to say anything? Liu Qingyun shook his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, that's it, let's stop delaying, let's set off quickly! Wellββ? Damagou? Ahββ,, this is the direction. Liu Qingyun said and looked at the wild horses beside him, and the corners of Liu Qingyun's mouth twitched. Visiting Diao Haoling, they are messing around, and they have forgotten an important thing, these mounts don't have saddles and reins?
Liu Qingyun stretched out his hand and looked at the smooth back of the horse in a daze, and then he shook his head, wondering in his heart: Where can I get some saddle birds? If you want to say that it is okay to ride a horse like this, with their ability, this will not be difficult for them. But it's not like riding a horse to the town like this, let alone so many people.
Liu Qingyun was in a dilemma? Shui Bo smiled slightly, he walked to the edge of the forest, stretched out his hand to pick some leaves and willow branches, Shui Bo pinched the trick with one hand, and threw out the leaves and willow branches in his hand. The leaves turned into saddle twins, and the willow branches turned into reins, which were put on these wild horses and wild asses.
Liu Qingyun looked at the wild horse with a sharp saddle and stretched out his hand to pat: "Shui Bo's spell is really exquisite! This time it's okay, everyone get on the horse, right? Let's rush to Damagou." Everyone pulled the saddle and stepped onto their respective mounts, identified the direction, and followed Liu Qingyun towards Damagou.
And they were gone for seven days. In the past seven days, Liu Qingyun and others have been blinded. If they drove to Damagou in the clouds, they believed that it would not take long to reach Damagou, but it would be different on the ground. They had to walk on the great road on the earth, and this great way was the official road, but no way could it be straight. This road twists and turns and makes everyone dizzy, they have taken the wrong road several times in a row, and they have to go back when they go wrong, do you think how much effort it takes to wow?
As time passed, some people couldn't stand it at the beginning, and the bumps along the way made their butts numb. Mo Lishou couldn't bear it anymore: "Liu Qingyun, it's been a few days? Where is Damagou? It's all your bad idea." How convenient is it to drive the clouds? I just want to learn the way of mortals, and the bumps along the way, my ass feels gone. β
Mo Lishou made a lot of people laugh when he said this, but he somewhat agreed with what Mo Lishou said. Liu Qingyun looked into the distance: "Heavenly King, don't worry! I haven't met anyone in the past few days, and when I meet someone, won't I know where Damagou is? Besides, I'm also letting you adapt to the world!"
Mo Lishou muttered: "Adapt, adapt, is there such an adaptation? This is also amazing, and it is not even possible to use a spell to calculate the direction of Damagou." β
Just when Mo Lishou was complaining, Yixin sighed: "Heyββ, uncle, you see, there seems to be a village over there." Hey, there's somebody on the side of the road? Shall we ask for directions?"
Liu Qingyun looked at it, and sure enough, there was a small village not far ahead, and this small village was on the edge of the avenue. And in front of Liu Qingyun and them, there was a person walking in front, and it seemed that he should be from a small village.
Liu Qingyun turned his head and saw Hou Ganglie: "Ganglie, you take a few steps to catch up with the one in front." Ask me which direction Damagou is, and ask again how far is it from here?" Hou Ganglie agreed, urging the horse forward. The crowd slowly followed.
Hou Ganglie rode his horse for a while and caught up with the person in front, Hou Ganglie took the horse and looked at the person. He saw that this was an old man, wearing a gray cloth robe, a green cloth bag tied around his waist, and cloth shoes with thousand-layer soles under his feet, looking very kind, and he looked to be in his sixties.
Hou Ganglie rode on his horse and shouted at the old man: "Heyββ, old man, do you know how to get to Damagou, in which direction, how many miles from here?"
The old man was startled by Hou Ganglie's sudden appearance, he stabilized his spirit, looked at Hou Ganglie carefully, and saw that Hou Ganglie was tall and majestic.
The old man took a step back and sighed: "Alas, who still says Li today's young people? Do you mean Damagou? Just go straight." After the old man finished speaking, he bypassed Hou Ganglie and continued to walk forward.
When Hou Ganglie heard this, what is the answer? He did not indicate the direction or the way. He ran to the old man again: "Hey, old man, you should make it clear! How the hell is this big horse ditch going?"
The old man rolled his eyelids and glanced at Hou Ganglie: "I don't have the time to spend time here with you, our family's Marco is getting off the donkey? β
Hou Ganglie was stunned after hearing this, and felt that this was strange. As far as he knew, the horse could only dismount and get off the mule, and he had never heard of a donkey. Hou Ganglie frowned slightly and asked: "Your horses are really weird, don't horses get off the horse or get off the mule?
After Hou Ganglie finished speaking, the old man immediately said: "Who knows why this beast doesn't get off the horse?" After the old man finished speaking, he ignored Hou Ganglie and went down the avenue.
Hou Ganglie looked at the old man walking along the avenue and was stunned for a while, and then he turned his horse's head and came back. Tilting his head and scratching the back of his head: "It's really weird, how can a horse get off a donkey?" he muttered and came to Liu Qingyun and the others.
When he arrived at Liu Qingyun's side, Hou Ganglie looked up and saw everyone looking at him with strange eyes. Especially Liu Qingyun, Liu Qingyun's face sank like water, he glanced at Hou Ganglie and snorted in his nose: "Hmphββ, it's really embarrassing to have no polite things." β
Hou Ganglie saw that Liu Qingyun suddenly became angry, and he looked puzzled: "Master, what's wrong with you? Are you angry with me?" After he finished saying this, everyone couldn't help but cough dryly.
At this time, Yixin came over: "Senior Brother Hou, no, don't you hear it?" Yixin looked at Hou Ganglie straight after speaking, and looked at Hou Ganglie with a puzzled face.
Hou Ganglie looked at the righteous heart who came to the front and shook his head lightly: "Senior brother, what do you mean by this?
Yixin pursed his lips with a helpless face, he swallowed and spat and scratched his head with his fingers: "Senior brother, you were scolded by others just now, didn't you hear it?"
Hou Ganglie thought for a while: "I was scolded? Why don't I know wow? The old man just said that their horse got off the donkey." The rest didn't say anything special? Senior brother, have you ever heard of a horse getting off a donkey? Their horses are really weird. β
Diao Haoling couldn't hold it back, he gave Hou Ganglie a kick as soon as he raised his leg on the horse: "Okay, don't be ashamed." Being scolded so badly, you still have the heart to ask this. Alas, this old man really has a way of cursing people around the corner. β
Hou Ganglie stretched out his hand and rubbed the root of his thigh that was kicked by Diao Haoling: "Senior brother, do you have something to say? What are you kicking me for? Since you all said that I was scolded, then let's talk about it, how was I scolded?"
Diao Haoling rubbed his temples: "Okay, I'll tell you how you were scolded." It's all your own fault, you! What an elm head, the old man woke you up once and didn't repent, no wonder people scolded you. β
Hou Ganglie shook his head: "Senior brother, can you get to the point!