Chapter 306: The Lesson of the Ape Elder The appearance of righteousness
Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo were ordered by Liu Qingyun to go to the woods to get some wild horses back, Liu Qingyun and they waited for a cup of tea, Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo came out of the woods. As soon as they came out, there were several black lines on Liu Qingyun's head. And they saw eight wild horses and three wild asses out of the woods.
Liu Qingyun frowned slightly when he saw the eight wild horses and three wild donkeys they blasted out, and these wild horses and wild asses twisted their legs and were bombarded by them in front of Liu Qingyun and the others.
Hu Jingbo's real body is a biao, and it is good that these wild horses and wild asses are affected by his breath and do not lie directly on the ground, but even then the four hooves are sore, and the waist is weak. So when I walked, I twisted my legs and braided twisted flowers, and I came over as if I was playing a pipa.
Liu Qingyun looked at the three wild donkeys: "Didn't I ask you to get some horses? What are these you getting? Aren't these three donkeys?"
The two were embarrassed for a while, and Hou Ganglie scratched his head: "Master, that's the case, after we entered the woods, we found these eight wild horses, and we originally wanted to find a few more wild horses." The three wild asses looked smaller than the wild horses, but they were quite good, so they were caught in a hurry. ”
Liu Qingyun frowned slightly, he originally wanted to say: You got three donkeys, who wants to ride these donkeys? But before Liu Qingyun could speak? Shui Bo came over, and Shui Bo smiled: "Okay, I think this wild donkey is quite good." Look at this tube, shiny and shiny, with strong hooves, and I'll be riding a donkey. Shui Bo was really sharp, went up and pinched the trick with one hand, and slapped a wild donkey on the head. Then he saw a sigil imprinted into the wild donkey's head. The wild donkey was in good spirits at that time, and he was not afraid, and rubbed his head against Shui Bo's palm.
The sigil that Shui Bo shot is not simple, these wild donkeys and wild horses have not been tamed, and this sigil can save this process, which is a point. The second is that these wild horses and wild asses are affected by the breath of Tiger Jingbo and their limbs are weak, and with this sigil, this wild ass is no longer afraid of Hu Jingbo's breath. And the most important point, this sigil has opened a certain amount of spiritual wisdom for the wild donkey, if it has a certain chance, it can still embark on the road of cultivating immortals.
Shui Bo came up and slapped the wild donkey back, which made Liu Qingyun swallow the words that came to his mouth: "I, I'm ——,, ahh Which of you would like to ride any mount? You can choose for yourself!" Liu Qingyun said, and a sigil slapped on the wild horse's head. Things have come to this point, and Liu Qingyun has nothing to say?
After Liu Qingyun finished speaking, everyone hula went up and picked a wild horse, popped, each of them slapped a rune on the head of the wild horse, and one person received a wild horse. Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo saw that everyone came up and were divided by wild horses, leaving only two donkeys, and their faces collapsed at that time.
As for their big bodies, each of them is one foot and two feet tall, and each of them is tall and big, if they ride on a donkey, it is similar to a normal person riding on a sheep? Can this be beautiful? How awkward is this play! The two looked at the crowd, and then their eyes began to turn to the two donkeys. The two donkeys were like sifting chaff, and their eyes were full of horror.
Looking at the embarrassment of the two, everyone laughed for a while. Liu Qingyun raised his eyebrows slightly, and said in his heart: How is it? How is it? Who told you to get two donkeys? This wax has been made? Who is this complaint? Who told you to save trouble! Eat the bitter fruit you have planted yourself!
Just when everyone looked at the embarrassment on the faces of the two, at this time, Zhu'er chuckled and spoke: "Hehehe, Senior Brother Hou, this can't be blamed on others! In the future, you must remember that although there are shortcuts to doing things, there will be hidden dangers." Well, don't be embarrassed. Yixin, let's give the two horses to Senior Brother Hou and them! These two donkeys are indeed not suitable for them. When Zhu'er said this, the righteous boss was not happy, but Zhu'er said that he could only pinch his nose and give up the two horses to Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo.
Looking at the two horses let out by Zhu'er and Yixin, Hou Ganglie and Hu Jingbo were so grateful in their hearts! Hou Ganglie bowed deeply to Zhu'er: "Sister-in-law, brother, thank you here." What you said is true, little brother will never forget. ”
Liu Qingyun saw that they exchanged mounts and smiled slightly: "Well-since we all have mounts, then let's rush to Damagou after we change our appearance! ”
Everyone looked at each other and smiled, Liu Qingyun's consideration was very thoughtful, Liu Qingyun and the others were either too handsome or had special appearances, whether this person was male or female, if he was too outstanding, he would inevitably provoke right and wrong. If their appearance were to enter the town, it would be eye-catching. Since they are going to live in Damagou for a few years, they don't seem to be eye-catching. So we have to change.
Everyone held the magic trick for a while, and then everyone changed their appearance. Just after the crowd changed their faces, there was a man who grinned, who? Yixin hadn't learned the art of change, so Yixin grinned.
Yixin saw that everyone had changed their appearance, he rubbed his ass anxiously, and looked at Liu Qingyun and smacked his lips: "Tut-tut, uncle, you have all changed your appearance, what should I do?"
Liu Qingyun looked at Yixin's anxious look, and then he remembered that Yixin had not learned the art of change, but at this time, it was too late to pass on the art of Yixin change, this art of change was a profound spell, don't look at Yixin's high understanding, but he couldn't use this magic trick for a while. Liu Qingyun felt embarrassed for a while.
But at this time, Diao Haoling came over: "Oh, senior brother, it turns out that you don't know the art of character change? How about I give you a disguise? Don't worry, I'm sure to cover your handsome face, even if you stand in front of Senior Brother Yiming, even he won't recognize you. ”
Yixin looked at Diao Haoling: "Yi Rong? But do you know how to disguise?"
Diao Haoling glanced at him: "Will it? You remove the word "yes", I will not only know it, but also be fine." Won't I be able to stop this work? Senior brother, you can just give me your face. Diao Haoling said that he took out a lot of disguise supplies, a bunch of bottles and cans.
Yixin looked at the pile of bottles and cans that Diao Haoling took out: "Senior brother, you are really good at transfiguration! Aren't you going to change? Why did you still learn the disguise technique? This is the method of Hongchen Jianghu Ke!"
Diao Haoling blocked everyone's eyes with his body, then poured out all kinds of disguised medicines from a small bottle, and replied while wiping Yixin's face: "Oh——, you said this! This is because my junior brother and I went to the mortal world with my father-in-law to play, but at that time, we didn't know how to change, so my father-in-law wore our disguise technique." Although we both learned the art of change later, I was not willing to throw these things away. Otherwise, I wouldn't have used it for you, senior brother, today. Only then did Yixin know how Diao Haoling could change his appearance.
Diao Haoling kept his hands when he spoke, and after about a meal, Diao Haoling stopped what he was doing, he took a step back, looked carefully, and nodded: "Well, the effect is very good, I am very satisfied." Let's see how it goes!" Diao Haoling said and flashed his body, so that everyone could take a look.
When everyone saw it, their eyes narrowed, and then their expressions became strange, and slowly a strange smile appeared on their faces. Zhu'er's eyes widened when she looked at Yi Rong's righteous eyes, she looked stunned for a while, and after reacting, she turned to look at Diao Haoling slightly, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, although her face was smiling, but her voice was squeezed out from between her teeth: "Hmph, Uncle Diao is really troublesome." Look at your senior brother's face, this face is so perfect. I can't see it at all. In order to thank you for bothering to give your senior brother a disguise, I have to give you a good sense of relaxation!"
Zhu'er's face changed after speaking, she lost her smile at all, and she flew straight to Diao Haoling. Diao Haoling didn't see it well, he ran away with a strange scream. But what about shouting at this time?"Sister-in-law, this is not right for you, I am kind enough to give my senior brother a disguise, if you don't thank me, forget it, why do you still treat me like this?" Zhu'er didn't answer, just chased him and beat him.
Yixin saw Zhu'er's reaction, and he knew that something was wrong. Yixin pinched a water mirror with one hand and condensed it in front of him, and when Yixin looked at it, his face became strange, he first raised his eyebrows, and then bared his teeth. Then he turned his head to look at Diao Haoling, who was dodging Zhu'er chasing and beating him: "Senior brother, you are really my good junior brother! Since you take care of me so much, how can I not be rude?"
At this time, everyone finally couldn't help it, and they all laughed. It's no wonder that everyone laughed out loud, because Diao Haoling made Yixin too miserable. Yixin can be said to be a rare beautiful man, but don't make Diao Haoling, you can't see the original handsome face at all.
Originally, the face of the righteous heart was like a crown of jade, and the skin was delicate. I don't know what kind of paint Diao Haoling used? His face was almost fine, but he added a little bit of bits and pieces to Yixin's face, and there was a circle of white pockmarks around his nose. The cockfighting eyebrows of the two broken beams are still 8:20. The corners of his eyes drooped down, and under his eyes were large bags like mille-feuille. The nose is very high, but it is a bit too high, and it is a big hooked nose, which looks like a bird's beak from a distance. The mouth is not righteous, how can it be changed? It's just that the lips are a little blue. But Yixin's bared teeth revealed the black roots, the teeth of the black teeth were not neat, and the upper and lower rows of teeth were still missing two teeth. The funniest thing is that there is a black mole on the left corner of Yixin's mouth, and there is a two-inch long slightly curved red mole on the black mole. Can Zhu'er be satisfied with this appearance? Can righteous heart spare Diao Haoling? Can everyone not laugh?
Diao Haoling was jumped up and down by Zhu'er and Diao Haoling, and kept shouting for help. Liu Qingyun and the others looked at no one and said in their hearts: "Yes, who told you that you are okay and naughty, and make righteousness look like that!" So no one paid attention to Diao Haoling's yelling.
They have been chasing the time of tea, Diao Haoling's reaction is a little slower, Zhu'er's hands are fast, she waved her hand, and the long ribbon on her elbow just rolled up to Diao Haoling's feet and neck, Zhu'er gritted her teeth: "You lie down for me!"
Diao Haoling was really obedient, and he fell down with a plop. Yixin followed in two steps, stretched out his hand and pressed Diao Haoling to the ground, he first stretched out his hand and came up with two brain collapses on Diao Haoling's head: "Boy, you have grown fat, dare to regulate my senior brother, see how I rectify you today." ”
Zhu'er also followed at this time, and reached out to grab Diao Haoling's ear: "Yixin, you can't cheapen this kid, let's give him a disguise." ”
Diao Haoling hurriedly begged for mercy: "Senior brother, sister-in-law." I was wrong, I was wrong. Just spare me! Oh! Don't pull it, stop it, if you keep it, you'll be a rabbit master. Master, you can help!" Diao Haoling saw that begging for mercy could not be achieved, so he quickly asked for help.
Liu Qingyun didn't even look at him, and said to Lan Ruixin next to him: "Ruixin, you see how refreshing that white cloud and blue sky feel! Let's go sit over there for a while!" After Liu Qingyun finished speaking, he chuckled, Lan Ruixin stepped aside to look at the white clouds. Liu Qingyun said in his heart: I love to talk and laugh, can I help with this? That's right, Zhu'er is your sister-in-law, but he is also my sister-in-law! At this time, if you go to intercede, isn't this a disaster that leads to bad luck and you are asking for bad luck? Haoling! You can ask for more blessings!