"Bodhisattva, aren't you embarrassed for me? That little fat man has never learned any Dharma, it's good to be able to speak on stage, how can there be Dharma to talk about!" Liu Neng spread his hands and made a look of embarrassment: "The poor monk once heard that the Buddha has the Dharma of Daigo empowerment, and asked the Bodhisattva to take action, so that the little fat man will suddenly open his mouth, so as not to miss the big things of your old man, do you think this is the truth?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled when he heard this: "Am I old?"

"The original look is not old, and it is beautiful. But is this what it looks like?" Liu Neng looked the old monk who Guanyin had changed up and down: "It's just old and ugly!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly when he heard this, that is, Liu Neng dared to make such a joke with her, but this kid has always been like this, so he didn't blame him, and sighed slightly: "Jin Chanzi is my junior brother, and this Bodhisattva naturally wants to help him." It's a pity that my Buddha came to confess, and passing the scriptures to the east can hone his mind, and he will be able to achieve the Buddha position after coming to Lingshan. If this Bodhisattva makes a move now, it will lose the point of honing him!"

"The meaning of bullshit!" Liu Neng scolded in his heart: "If he comes to power like this, I'm afraid that he will miss the Buddha's big event!"

"No!" Guanyin smiled mysteriously: "I believe Master Fahai, you won't let such a thing happen." Then he looked directly at the gate of the Wei Mansion and said: "Prime Minister Wei has made great contributions to my sect, the reason why the Tang Emperor was able to recruit the water and land conference depends on his advancement, and this Bodhisattva also knows that he has offended the master, so he wants to ask the master for personal favors." ”

"Don't give it!" Liu Neng's head shook like a rattle.

"Fahai, what are you talking about?" Hui An was furious when he heard this, and suddenly took a step forward, and Fowei was like a prison like a sea, pressing towards Liu Neng.

"I said I wouldn't give this face, what can I do?" Liu Neng smiled, stretched out his hand and pulled up his sleeve, revealing two black onyx-like arms: "Do you want to fight? ”

Hui'an was tragic at that time, he was with the Bodhisattva, and he was also Li Jing's second son, so others had to be respectful wherever he went. When he met Liu Neng before, Liu Neng also talked a little bit about his identity, and he could barely cope with it twice. But now Liu Neng has become a scoundrel in the market, and for a while he froze there and didn't know what to do.

"Hui'an, don't retreat yet!" Guanyin had a headache, so he could only scold, and then said: "Master Fahai, don't forget what you promised this Bodhisattva. ”

"Isn't it just to let the golden cicada go to learn the scriptures?" Liu Neng crooked his lips: "The poor monk does what he says, and promises to let the little fat man obediently learn the scriptures." But if you want to trade Wei Zheng's life for this matter, please forgive the poor monk for not being able to do it. ”

"Now that Emperor Tang has not made up his mind to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, how does Master Fahai plan to make the Golden Cicada make the trip?" Guanyin asked with interest.

"This is a bit troublesome!" Liu Neng only then understood the meaning of Guanyin, and it can be recorded in the book that after Guanyin appeared, he said that there are Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, and he can survive death and get rid of suffering, and his life will not be damaged. It was the Tang Emperor who ordered to learn from the scriptures. Looking at the meaning of the Bodhisattva, she wants to rely on her own head, isn't she not going to come forward?

Thinking of this, Liu Neng's face showed a trace of evil, if Guanyin really planned to hand over this matter to himself, he would rush directly to the Tang Emperor's Jinluan Palace, and directly forced the Tang Emperor with a knife to order Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, and the civil and military officials couldn't stop him.

But seeing Liu Neng's murderous face, Guanyin didn't understand his thoughts, and hurriedly said on the side: "Cultivators ignore mundane things, although the Three Realms know everything about spreading the scriptures to the east, but you can't persecute the human emperor, so as not to cause dissatisfaction in the heavenly court, and when the Three Realms are turbulent, wouldn't it be a matter of words." ”

"I'm afraid of wolves in the front, I'm afraid of tigers in the back!" Liu Neng rolled his eyes, this is a matter of taking off his pants and farting, and this is a matter of doing more, Ming Mingting and Lingshan are both tense, and they still pursue these superficial kung fu. Spreading the scriptures to the east and sweeping away the demon king of Xiniu Hezhou has to be carried out in the name of passing the scriptures to the east. If Liu can come to fuck, he will directly get rid of the list and fuck him, and whoever is not satisfied will start beating directly, and he will fight until he is served.

"I'm not doing it anymore!" Liu Neng became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and the surname Suo directly picked on.

"Master Fahai, do you want to break your word and get fat?" Guanyin was stunned when he heard this, and a flash of light appeared in his eyes.

"Bodhisattva, you forced this. Liu Neng snorted angrily and said: "I have been given such a lot of problems, isn't this forcing me not to do it?"

"Little monk, you can be careful, although you are still a little useful, but don't rush her. Now is not the time for the dagger to appear, in case this matter is slapped and stared at twice, you fight, and the deity can't afford to provoke her. Hearing Liu Neng's complaint, he was startled by the medicine bowl.

"Don't worry! I know it in my heart!" Liu Neng replied: "This is the same as making a deal, bargaining all over the sky, and paying back the money on the spot." I don't ask for anything, how can I calm her heart!"

Speaking of this, Liu Neng pounced on the ground and sat down: "Say a thousand, say ten thousand, the meaning of the Bodhisattva is that he doesn't want me to kill Wei Zheng, doesn't he?"

"That's right!" Guanyin looked at Liu Neng's appearance and suddenly smiled: "This Bodhisattva doesn't do the thing of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, if you let Wei Zheng go, this Bodhisattva can help you solve the rest of the problems." ”

"In this case, I will lose too much!" Liu Neng said with a sly smile: "The Buddha arranged for the Bodhisattva to do the matter of passing on the scriptures, if there were no poor monks, these jobs would have to be done by the Bodhisattva, and as a result, you pulled me to do coolies, but instead used these things in exchange for Wei Zheng's life." Is this a transaction? Pay attention to a fair transaction, the Bodhisattva is deceiving me and not understanding the market. ”

"You scoundrel monk, what do you want?" Guanyin made Liu Neng happy.

"One life for one life, I spared Wei Zheng's life, and the Bodhisattva will have to promise me to spare someone's surname in the future. ”

"Spare a person's surname!" Guanyin's eyes shimmered, and he didn't know what the hell Liu could play.

"Which woman do you fall in love with again?" At this time, Hui An smiled disdainfully on the side.

Listening to Hui An's words, Liu Neng's heart blossomed, and he really wanted to hug him and kiss him, his words were equivalent to dispelling Guanyin's concerns. From this point of view, it is not a bad thing to be greedy for flowers and lustful! But Liu Neng couldn't show it, and pouted his mouth and said: "I want you to take care of it! You don't have this opportunity in your life." ”

"I'm not rare!" said Hui An, gritting his teeth.

"It's not rare, do you want to be castrated like that lion?" Liu Neng smiled: "If you have this need, the poor monk can serve!"

"This scoundrel!" When it comes to bickering, the eight Hui'ans tied together are not Liu Neng's opponents, so they can only scold hatefully.

"Yes! I promise your terms. The more Guanyin Bodhisattva listened to the two of them, the more disagreeable they became, and he hurriedly agreed.

"The Bodhisattva is naturally a man of his word, I believe he won't lie to me!" Liu Neng glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva again.

After all, Guanyin's cultivation was much higher than Hui'an's, and he only shook his head gently: "Monks don't speak!"

"Okay!" Liu Neng stood up when he heard this, and patted his buttocks with his hand: "I won't kill Wei Zheng, now that the golden cicada is handed over to the Bodhisattva, it will be completed." After that, he whistled with a sigh of relief.

"You lazy monk!" Guanyin shook his head helplessly: "Since that's the case, you can send the golden cicada to the Huasheng Temple!"

"Okay!" Liu Neng responded, squeezed his eyes at Hui'an, and ran towards the passenger station with a smoke.

"Bodhisattva, Fahai is so angry, if it weren't for the fear of mistaking the Bodhisattva's big thing, I really want to kill him with a stick. Hui An looked at Liu Neng's figure in the distance and snorted angrily.

"He has his uses!" Guanyin said lightly: "Even if he is the reincarnation of the Liuliguang King Buddha, what can he do! Everything is under the control of my Buddha!"

When Liu Neng ran to the passenger station, Tang Seng had just ordered a table of food, and was about to start eating, when he heard a knock on the door, and Liu Neng rushed in from outside.

"Master!" Tang Seng was startled when he saw this, and his body shrank back even more.

"Poor boy, you are naturally timid, and I really don't blame you. Liu Neng looked at the poor Tang Seng and couldn't help sighing: "Ten generations of captivity, being eaten for ten generations, it is simply inhumane." In this life, you were not born an idiot, and you can be regarded as having strong nerves!"

Thinking of this, Liu Neng felt even more pitiful for Tang Seng, and said softly: "You can eat! ”

Tang Seng didn't know what Liu Neng had come up with to torture himself, so he shook his head again and again, and replied in a low voice: "Thank you, master, I really don't need it, it's good!"

"Is this good?" Liu Neng glanced at the food on the table, but saw that it was all dishes such as green vegetables and tofu, and he sympathized with Tang Seng even more. It is estimated that because he is a monk, this little fat man didn't even dare to call for meat and vegetables, so he directly opened the door and went out.

Tang Seng was sighing that the evil monk had finally left, and as soon as he took two mouthfuls of rice, he heard a knock on the door, and Liu Neng turned back again.

"This is for you!" Liu Neng held two oiled paper bags in his hand, threw one to Tang Seng, and then opened one himself, but he saw that there was a fat roast chicken in it, and the oily aroma was tempting.

"Master, I'll ......" Tang Seng took the roast chicken at a loss.

"What you, me, eat!" Liu Neng tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it directly into his mouth to chew.

The poor monk is a monk of wine and meat, and he is not afraid of this. You can eat it too! It's not bad when it's cold. After Liu Neng finished gnawing on a chicken leg, he saw that Tang Seng was stupidly holding the roast chicken and looking at himself, so he explained softly.

"I'll eat! I'll eat!" Tang Seng burst into tears. I don't know if it's the reason why the first ten lives were monks, he only ate vegetarian in this life, and he was like this since he was a child, as long as he saw meat, he was disgusting. But seeing that the evil monk was eating with relish, he could only bear the sourness in his heart, tearing a chicken wing and stuffing it into his mouth, chewing it in small bites.

"Yes, take a big bite!" Liu Neng looked at Tang Seng with tears in his eyes, praised him, and at the same time introspected to himself, this little fat man is indeed afraid that he is afraid to die, and he can feel like this when he eats a roast chicken.

"You'll never have a chance to eat meat again. After Liu Neng waited for Tang Seng to finish eating, he said sympathetically: "Clean up, come with me!" After I take you to the Huasheng Temple, I will leave, you can practice by yourself!"

What kind of place is Huasheng Temple, Tang Seng doesn't know. But he understood what Liu Neng meant, and when he thought of leaving this evil monk soon, he was so excited that he almost wanted to be happy, but he didn't dare, plus his stomach was tumbling over the river and the sea, surging straight up, and he didn't dare to vomit, and he was so anxious that he almost burst into tears.

Seeing Tang Seng with his face twitching, Liu Neng then sighed: "What a good child, when I heard that you were going to separate from me, you were going to cry when you were sad." ”

Finally, Tang Seng reached Huasheng Temple, and after Liu Neng negotiated with the monk of Zhike, he rushed into the temple in one step, for fear that the evil monk would pull him back.

"Little fat man, you can practice hard here! We are destined to meet again!" Seeing Tang Seng who didn't look back, Liu Neng shouted with concern, and then left slowly.

"You're good old and go, but don't say goodbye. Tang Seng looked at Liu Neng's back and muttered in his heart.

........................ As soon as the sky was bright, Liu Neng had already triggered the Lotus Bridge, slipped directly into the sky above the Taiji Hall of the Imperial City, and hid his figure.

"Uncle Yao, if Guanyin Bodhisattva is angry, you must protect me!" Liu Neng said to the medicine bowl while weighing the burden in his hand.

"I can't beat her!" replied the medicine bowl honestly.

"If you can't beat her, you have to fight!" Liu Neng replied unreasonably.

"I haven't had a Buddha treasure to eat yet, how can I have the strength!" replied with a snort.

"Within seven days!" Liu Neng stretched out seven fingers triumphantly: "As long as you resist a round of attacks from Guanyin Bodhisattva, I promise to find a Buddha treasure for you to eat within seven days!"

"Really!" exclaimed the medicine bowl excitedly.

"I'm going to die!" Liu Neng scolded angrily: "You can't be quiet! ”

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Yao Bowl rarely talked about civilization, apologized to Liu Neng, and then added: "Isn't it just a fight?

"Okay!" Liu Neng nodded.

This is really seven days, Liu Neng came here every day, while waiting, while practicing the knife technique in his mind, the words passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the end of the seventh day, Liu Neng finally waited until the main gate of the imperial city walked in an old man wearing a purple robe and a jade belt around his waist, but seeing that he was followed by two monks, one holding a nine-ring tin staff, and one holding a robe of the light of ten thousand ways, he couldn't help but be extremely excited, and said in the medicine bowl: "Look, the Buddha treasure is here!"

"It's really a Buddha treasure! That's a brocade robe, that's a nine-ring tin battle, it's really a Buddha treasure, a good thing!" The medicine bowl is really well-informed, and the names of the two treasures are broken in one word.

The matter is the same as recorded in the book, Guanyin and Hui'an held two things and sold, asking for 5,000 taels of robes and 2,000 taels of tin staff. No one knew the goods until Donghuamen met the prime minister Xiao Yu, and Guanyin Bodhisattva introduced the robe-wearer, who did not sink, did not fall into hell, did not suffer from vicious difficulties, and did not encounter the den of tigers and wolves. Xiao Yu knew that the Tang Emperor attached great importance to the water and land conference, and even elected a senior monk named Chen Xuanzang, so he wanted to take advantage of this to shoot the Tang Emperor's ass, so he took two monks and went straight to the imperial city.

It is said that Guanyin entered the imperial city with Xiao Yu, and suddenly felt uneasy in his heart, and glanced around strangely, but when he saw no movement, he stopped, wanting to use Buddhism to illuminate the void and find out the reason.

"Bodhisattva, what's wrong?" Hui An didn't have the ability to Guanyin, so he asked strangely.

"It's okay! It's just that this Bodhisattva has a feeling of uneasiness in his heart!" Guanyin frowned.

"Isn't it that the matter of the scriptures will be revealed, so the Bodhisattva will be uneasy?" asked Hui An with concern.

Xiao Yu was walking in front of Zhenghuan, and suddenly found that the old monk behind him stopped, and hurriedly urged: "Master, please speed up, His Royal Highness my lord is waiting for the master in the Taiji Hall?"

"This is coming!" Guanyin responded, and then whispered to Hui'an: "Maybe!

Then, she only took a few steps to keep up with Xiao Yu's pace, but the uneasiness in her heart became stronger and stronger.

When Guanyin stopped, Liu Neng secretly said that it was not good, the Bodhisattva was really not idle, if he hadn't hidden it in advance and wanted to follow her, I am afraid that she would have found out long ago. Thanks to Xiao Yu's words, he interrupted Guanyin's illumination of the void, otherwise, he would have to show his stuff.

Tang Emperor Li Shimin was frightened by the old dragon of Jingjing some time ago, and his soul traveled to the underworld, first saw his father Li Yuan, and saw the prince of Jiancheng and the king of Qi Yuanji, as well as sixty-four smoke and dust, seventy-two grass cowards, and the ghosts of the princes and leaders, so frightened that they hid and hid. When returning to the soul, keeping in mind the words of Judge Cui, he gathered all the monks in the yang world, made a water and land conference, and selected a senior monk Chen Xuanzang who practiced in the Huasheng Temple.

It is because Li Shimin has recently felt the spirit, this is sitting in the Taiji Palace, hearing that Xiao Yu came to visit, and after announcing his visit to the hall, he saw that he was with two monks, and he couldn't help but be very interested. Then he asked, "What is Xiao Yu doing here?"

Xiao Yu hurriedly prostrated himself in front of the steps and said: "The minister came out of the Donghua Gate and met the second monk, who was selling robes and tin staffs. Master Xuanzang can wear this clothes, so he leads the monks to see. ”

Li Shimin was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly rushed to the monk who manifested Guanyin: "Master, I don't know how much the two things cost?"

The Bodhisattva and the wooden fork stood there, and did not give a salute, listening to Li Shimin's question, Guanyin smiled slightly, and said: "The robe is five thousand taels, and the tin staff is two thousand taels." ”

"It's so expensive!" Li Shimin was shocked when he heard this, and was about to speak.

Listening to a violent sound on the roof of the building, a knife light was like the Milky Way reversing, pouring down, and slashing the Taiji Hall out of a huge gap. Then I heard a voice say, "I bought the robe and tin staff!"

This surprise was not trivial, and all the forbidden swords and guns came out together, grabbed them together, and protected them in front of Li Shimin.

When the smoke and dust dissipated, everyone saw that there was an extra monk in the hall at some point, carrying a big burden in one hand, and was smiling lazily.

The person who came was Liu Neng, he had a lot of pearls that he grabbed from Princess Yumei, don't look at that thing is worthless in heaven, but it is a rare treasure in the world, just one can be exchanged for ten thousand taels of silver, but Liu Neng is in a hurry to sell, and he wants cash, so the price is cheap, it is seven thousand taels, he sold two. Then he seized the most critical opportunity when the Tang Emperor had just finished asking the price, and appeared in the Taiji Palace, intending to buy two Buddha treasures.

(To be continued)