Chapter 167: The first ruthless man in the world came to the Buddha
As soon as Liu Neng appeared, the Tang Palace seemed to be boiling, whistles and shouts outside the palace rang out, and a large number of forbidden troops poured towards Taiji Palace from all directions.
Guanyin and Hui'an never thought that Liu Neng would have such courage to dare to enter the Taiji Palace. Hearing that, he also planned to buy the Buddha treasure, if it weren't for the forbidden army who rushed in later and didn't know the two of them, and forced the two with a bow and crossbow, I'm afraid that Guanyin would immediately go on a killing spree and kill Liu Neng, a guy who is not long-eyed.
"Bold demon monk, dare to stab!" The leader of the forbidden army whistled, and rushed up from his side, dozens of forbidden soldiers, swords and guns were raised, cold light burst out, and they attacked Liu Neng together.
"Whew!"
Liu Nengdan saw that the forbidden army was sacrificing his life and death, and his body did not move, his shoulders did not shake, he just smiled slightly, and opened his mouth to blow out a breath.
Such as the tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, the wind in the hall is loud, the wind roars, and the waves of air are rolled up. That kind of forbidden army is just ordinary people, how can they withstand Liu Neng's breath. At that time, everyone only felt like they were in a small boat sailing on the sea, their bodies swaying from side to side, and they couldn't even open their eyes.
Liu Neng blew it out in one breath, and then his body was vertical, like a bird flying into the sky, light and agile. The forbidden army only felt that their eyes were slight, and after the wind stopped, they saw that Liu Neng was already standing firmly by Li Shimin's side.
"Your Majesty, I have no ill intentions! Liu Neng hugged Li Shimin's neck and said affectionately.
"Where did the demon monk come from, don't stop yet!"
"Quickly let go of Your Majesty, spare you from death!"
Seeing that Li Shimin had fallen into Liu Neng's grasp, the forbidden army was frightened, and shouted loudly while pressing forward.
......Seeing this, Hui An's anger surged, and he shouted violently, and he was about to make a move.
"Shut up, wait and see what happens!" Guanyin hurriedly stopped speaking, and then said in a low voice: "To pass on this matter, Emperor Tang must speak." I looked at Fahai, although he was bold and reckless, but he was not a person who did not know how to advance and retreat, and I expected that he would not dare to hurt the Tang Emperor, his purpose was just to buy the robe and Zen staff in my hand. Speaking of this, Guanyin sneered: "My things are so easy to buy, even if you have the Buddha treasure true spirit protection of the Medicine Buddha back then, it is useless, I have to let you suffer a big loss today, so that you can know my means." ”
"Shut up, Lao Tzu is annoyed to listen!" Liu Neng'er listened to the noise of the forbidden army, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he swept around: "If anyone dares to speak again, I will break the neck of the Tang Emperor." ”
The husband was angry, the blood was splashed five steps, and the world was vegetarian.
But seeing that the demon monk was surrounded by the forbidden army, he easily floated to the side of the Tang Emperor, coupled with the evil spirit on his body, the forbidden army didn't know if he really dared to take the life of the Tang Emperor, but no one dared to try, and they were busy keeping their mouths shut.
"Alright, we can have a good chat now. Liu Neng put his arms around Li Shimin's neck, pulled back, and sat on the dragon chair with him affectionately.
The dragon chair is wide, symbolizing the boundless imperial power, even if the two people sit down, they are more than prepared, and they are not idle at all.
"This chair is so hard! It's not comfortable to sit at all, why are so many people thinking about this shit?" After Liu Neng sat down, he twisted his ass very dishonestly, and then complained.
Words are punishable, if such a big rebellion, if the forbidden army heard it in ordinary times, it would have been indiscriminately taken down first, and then the nine clans would be punished. But Liu Neng has done more evil things than this, even Tang Huang dared to hug his neck, what else did he not dare to do. Saying these things is just trivial, so the forbidden army didn't dare to do much, so they didn't hear it.
After all, Li Shimin is a figure who has commanded thousands of troops and horses, and he was a little panicked at first, but now his mind has settled down immediately. Sitting there, he calmly said, "What do you want to do?"
"I don't want to do anything, I'm not interested in your life or the Tang Dynasty, I just want to buy those two things!" Liu Neng pointed at Guanyin and Hui'an with his hand, and said with a smile.
Xiao Yu almost didn't cry when she heard this, so she asked her to sit at home behind closed doors, and disaster fell from the sky. He just wanted to be a sycophant, and he didn't expect that anyone would also want to buy these two things, and even did not hesitate to bully the king. The more he thought about it, the more scared he became, but when he saw Li Shimin's eyes looming murderous, he was so frightened that he couldn't get up in one breath, so he fell to the ground and fainted.
"What kind of place are you going to be here?" Li Shimin was furious when he heard Liu Neng's words, and said angrily: "I am here in Taiji Palace, a place to deal with government affairs, not a market, and a place for you to buy things." ”
"Your Majesty, killing you is just a matter of stretching out a finger, so don't force me. Kill you, and I'll be in trouble at most. Liu Neng saw Li Shimin's tough attitude, and said angrily. Then he threw the big bag in his hand to the ground and made a dangdang sound: "Those two monks, I want your robe and Zen staff." Here are seven thousand taels of silver, why don't you put it away quickly and send it to the poor monk. ”
"The master is not destined to be a person, so the poor monk's things are not sold!" Guanyin didn't even blink his eyelids, and said lightly.
"The so-called fair trading is now in front of my Tang Emperor. You asked for 7,000 taels, and the poor monk gave you 7,000 taels, so why didn't you sell it? Do you want to raise the price on the spot and entertain Your Majesty?"
When Li Shimin heard this, his nose was almost crooked. You keep saying that I am the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty, but do you look like I still have a Son of Heaven now, and I was forced to sit on a dragon chair with you.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened, revealing a divine light, and then lowered his head: "This treasure is owned by a poor monk, I said that it is only sold to people who are destined, and the master should not be difficult for strong people." ”
"I've been with you for a few days, you carry this robe and Zen staff every day through the streets, when someone asks you, you directly shout 7,000 taels. At that time, there was no saying that people who were destined not to sell, even when you met Xiao Yu, it was also the same statement, why did you not sell it today. Could it be that you are a liar, and when you see that I know the goods, you will immediately change your words. ”
Everyone, including Li Shimin, looked at Guanyin and Hui'an with suspicion when they heard this. Since you shouted the price, whoever sells is selling, although the time and place are not quite right, but it will not delay your business. Could it be that it is really like what this demon monk said, are these two people in front of him liars?
"What a sharp mouth!" Guanyin saw that everyone was puzzled, instead of being angry, he laughed, raised his head and said suspiciously: "Since the master insists on buying it, then good!"
After that, he turned his head and confessed: "Disciple, you go and get some silver." ”
"Wait!" Seeing that Hui An was about to move, Liu Neng hurriedly said to stop him: "The demon monk knows the demon law, don't let you lose the money I finally got out." Let's ask someone of high moral standing to do something!"
"It's so shameless!"
"You are a demon monk, and you even scold others, how can there be such a shameless person in this world. ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but scold Liu Neng in their hearts.
"Your Majesty, I brought these two monks in, and I am willing to go and count the silver taels. ”
At this time, Xiao Yu had already woken up and volunteered, what he was thinking about now was hoping that Liu could speak and say something, and after buying these two things, he would be able to release the Tang Emperor.
"Good!"
Emperor Tang also wanted to know what the idea of these three monks was, and he knew that the forbidden army was not Liu Neng's opponent, so he wanted to send him away quickly, and then make plans, since Xiao Yu took the initiative, he agreed to his request.
Hui An really had this idea, but he didn't expect Liu Neng to be like a ghost, so he immediately saw through the matter, and asked mortals to count it, even if he wanted to make a ghost, there was nothing he could do.
"The Buddha gave me the three Buddha treasures of gold, tightness, and forbidden! Today it can finally come in handy. Guanyin was furious in his heart, took the golden hoop given by the Buddha in his hand, made a trick, put away the real nine-ring tin staff, and turned the golden hoop into a nine-ring tin staff in his hand.
Xiao Yu trembled and walked to the front of the baggage, and after opening it, there was indeed a large pile of fine snowflake silver inside, and there were flame-shaped casting patterns underneath. One hundred taels and one, Xiao Yu clicked twice in a row, and finally covered the burden again, and said to Emperor Tang: "Your Majesty, it is indeed seven thousand taels of silver, which is a lot." ”
"Very good!" Li Shimin nodded when he heard this, and said to Guanyin and Hui'an: "Since the tattoo is full of silver, then ask the master to trade!"
"Smack!"
Liu Neng listened to Emperor Tang's words, and was not in a hurry, but took out a large piece of gold leaf and two pearls from his arms, and threw them to the ground in the same way. Said: "Don't say anything about the silver tattoo is too heavy and you can't hold it." Both gold and pearls can be worth seven thousand taels, and you will take silver if you want, and gold if you want gold, and jewels if you want. ”
"The master is really well prepared, it seems that I can't sell my Zen staff and robe today. Guanyin raised his head and smiled sarcastically, and then said to Xiao Yu: "It is estimated that the master will not dare to come over to pick up these two things, so it is better to bother the prime minister to send them to him!"
Xiao Yu peeked at Li Shimin, saw that he was expressionless, hurriedly responded, reached out to take the tin staff and robe, and walked slowly towards Liu Neng.
"It's so easy to get your hands on. "Seeing that the two Buddha treasures, the harazi of the medicine bowl are going to be set aside.
"Fart! This is on top of the Golden Palace, Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't dare to do it directly, for fear of mistaking the major event of the scriptures, if you try it in a different place, it is estimated that the two of us would have been killed by her a long time ago, you want to eat the Buddha treasure, in the next life!" Liu Neng replied with a snort, which is why Guanyin and Hui'an sold the Buddha treasure on the avenue for a few days, and Liu Neng did not dare to show up to buy it.
But seeing Xiao Yu coming over, Liu Neng reached out and grabbed the robe, and grabbed the Zen staff with the other hand.
"Whoosh!"
Just when Liu Neng's hand was about to touch the Zen staff, the Zen staff suddenly turned into a ray of light, and it flew towards the top of the hall with great speed, and then disappeared directly.
"Good thing, I'll laugh at it. Then there was a burst of laughter in the sky.
After hearing this, Liu Neng broke out in a cold sweat, if it wasn't for the man in the air who grabbed the Zen staff, he would probably end up worse than death now. Of course, he knows the three hoops of gold, tightness, and forbiddenness, what a heroic figure Sun Wukong is, just because of a hoop, he can't survive, he can't die, and he lets Tang Seng be obedient to him.
Obviously, the man in the sky is a friend and not an enemy, and he is here to help Liu Neng. Therefore, Liu Neng did not suspect that the robe was fake, and directly pressed it to the Buddha Kingdom, urging him: "Uncle Yao, you eat quickly! Hurry up and recover your strength, otherwise, both of us will have to confess here." ”
The medicine bowl has been by the side of the former Medicine Buddha for thousands of years, and he also knows the reputation of the three hoops, and he was shocked when he found that Liu Neng almost fell into the scheme. In addition, he was really greedy for the delicacy of this Buddha treasure, so he didn't need Liu Neng to speak, so he directly pounced and ate it.
"Can't you just be quiet?" Liu Neng'er heard a creepy chewing sound in his head, and scolded in distraught.
"I was trying to tell you that I ate deliciously. The medicine bowl replied vaguely, ignoring Liu Neng's mood at all, and then chewed it again.
"Is the master satisfied now?" The incident of the nine-ring tin staff just now happened extremely quickly, and Guanyin didn't have time to react before the mysterious figure took the things away. In this way, not only did he lose two Buddha treasures out of thin air, but he also lost the opportunity to control Liu Neng. With Liu Nengzhi's cunning like a fox, he will never be wronged for the second time.
"Thank you!" Liu Neng hurriedly stood up and saluted Guanyin: "The poor monk has no intention of going against the master, and someone is really forcing me to do this." ”
"I hope that person can protect you forever!" Guanyin glanced up at the sky, ignoring the yellow and white things on the ground, and turned around with Hui'an and left.
"It's a bit of a big game. Seeing Guanyin's murderous eyes, Liu Neng felt a great headache, and when he was thinking about how to get out, he heard a voice coming into his mind: "Little monk, don't be afraid of her, you just have to leave, I will wait for you outside the main gate of the imperial city." ”
"This voice is ......" Liu Neng was pleasantly surprised, this voice was the voice that collected the nine-ring tin rod just now. Obviously, the other party made a move to protect himself, but when he made a move, Guanyin didn't even react, and he knew that the other party's realm didn't know how much higher than Guanyin, and with him to protect himself, Guanyin couldn't kill him even if he wanted to.
"Your Majesty, frightened. Liu Neng stood up and turned his head to make a Buddhist salute to Emperor Tang. Then he pointed to the ground: "These goods should be compensated, and the poor monk will take his leave." ”
Seeing Liu Neng's appearance like a ghost disappearing in a flash, Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair weakly, and was angry in his heart: "My Tang Dynasty is rich all over the world, and all countries are coming to court." Not only did you threaten my life, but you also insulted me with all your possessions, which is so infuriating. ”
Liu Neng stepped out of the imperial city in one step, and saw a fat monk standing in front of the city gate, holding a broken pu fan in his hand, looking at him with a smile.
"Oh my god!"
The medicine bowl was originally eating, but when he saw someone coming, he didn't dare to chew it anymore, and screamed in Liu Neng's mind.
"What's wrong?" Liu Neng asked strangely.
"Buddha from the East! This is the most ruthless person in the world. The medicine bowl explained quietly.
"The Buddha from the East, is it the Maitreya Buddha?" Liu Neng asked.
"Who else but him?" said Yao Bo in horror, "smiling on the surface, but specializing in stabbing knives in the back." On the Lingshan, since the Buddha came down, there was no one who was not afraid of him, and within a hundred miles of his appearance, he did not dare to have Bodhisattvas and Arhats approaching at all. If you can't dodge, you have to kneel there obediently, and you can't say disrespectful, you can only say that you can't avoid it. And the happier he laughs, the more ruthless he is when he cleans you up, how did he get here? After the medicine bowl finished speaking, he immediately stopped talking and didn't dare to say more.
"Xiaowan, what bad things do you say about me?" The Donglai Buddha seemed to be able to hear the words of the medicine bowl, smiled very happily, and walked slowly to Liu Neng's side.
Before Liu Neng could give a salute, the medicine bowl appeared directly in his hand. The phantom is much more materialized than when Liu Neng first saw him.
"Donglai Buddha, how dare Xiaowan say bad things about you, I don't know that your old man is here, Xiaowan is evasive. The medicine bowl said very humanely, and the flattery of his voice made Liu Neng tremble when he heard it. The medicine bowl is also a pretty horizontal guy, but after seeing the Buddha from the East, he immediately turned into a good baby, which shows that the other party's murderous reputation is far and wide.
Liu Neng thought of this, and he didn't dare to slack off. He came from the next generation, and he didn't want to kneel, so he folded his hands, bent down, and solemnly gave a big salute: "I don't know that the Buddha from the east is here, the poor monk has avoided it, and I ask the Buddha not to blame." ”
"Fahai, you want to die! Hurry up and kneel!" Seeing Liu Neng's movements, the medicine bowl screamed again and again: "It doesn't matter if you die, but don't affect me." ”
"You broken bowl, are you thinking about me? Liu Neng scolded in his heart.
"Senior Brother Yao, you don't need to be polite!" The Donglai Buddha did not hold Liu Neng accountable for not kneeling, but replied with a smile.
"It's over, it's over. Seeing the smile on the face of the Donglai Buddha, Yao Bowl sighed: "Fahai, you are really finished, you will know how powerful the Donglai Buddha is in a while." ”
Liu Neng didn't pay attention to the nagging of the medicine bowl, and replied respectfully: "The poor monk doesn't dare to be called so by the Buddha from the East!"
"Deserve it, deserve it!" The Donglai Buddha smiled more and more happily, and reached out to hold Liu Neng's arm: "The only thing I admire in this world is the medicine master, I heard that you were reincarnated, and the Buddha is very happy." ”
"My reincarnation has something to do with you, what are you happy about?" Liu Neng looked at the Donglai Buddha suspiciously.
The Donglai Buddha did not answer Liu Neng's words, but waved his hand into the distance and said, "The two little monks over there, why did they see me turn around and leave?"
With the voice, two monks, an old man and a young man, came out of the imperial city, it was Guanyin and Hui'an. The two of them came out, not as fast as Liu Neng, with Guanyin's original intention, they originally wanted to use another hoop to collect Liu Neng, so as not to spoil this kid's own business, so he released his mind and planned to explore Liu Neng's whereabouts. Liu Neng found it, but he also found the Donglai Buddha, which startled the two of them at the moment, and when they were about to escape, they were discovered by the Donglai Buddha, and they were even more broken, and they could only appear in desperation.
"I have seen the Buddha from the East, and the disciple has avoided it, and I ask the Buddha not to blame. Guanyin and Hui'an knew much more about the Buddha from the east than Liu Neng, and after going out, they knelt down directly.
(To be continued)