Chapter 159: Two Pigs with Good Cabbage

"Don't worry!" Ziyang Zhenren immediately smiled gently: "Lao Jun has already arranged this matter, if you can't stop it, you can let him succeed." ”

"Your sister!" Liu Neng scolded loudly in his heart, not understanding what Lao Jun wanted to do.

"When you go to the lower realm, you will understand!" Ziyang Zhenren blinked his eyes and smiled at Liu Neng: "Don't forget to say goodbye to your wife tonight, I'll pick you up tomorrow morning!"

Looking at Ziyang Zhenren's distant figure, Liu Neng's eyes were full of affectionate tears, everyone else was on a honeymoon, but when he came here, it turned out to be a honeymoon, and he hadn't figured out how to tell Yang Chan that he would have to go on a business trip the next morning.

The cave room is bright with candles, and Yan Yu dances lightly.

Liu Neng finally sent the immortal officials who came to congratulate and eat white food, and returned to the bedroom, but he was stunned, but he saw that there were two women in the room, but Yang Chan didn't know when to call Lingzhi over. The two girls are dressed the same way, and they are dressed in the same red wedding dress.

Seeing Liu Neng coming, the two girls immediately got up, looked at Liu Neng shyly and said, "Husband!"

"Lingzhi, I'm still afraid that you'll be lonely, I didn't expect Chan'er to think of me in front of me?" Liu Neng squeezed his eyebrows and said, looking at the beautiful and youthful faces of the two women. After twisting the face and lightly sweeping the fat powder, the skin of the two of them is smoother, just like an egg that has just been peeled.

"Come here, let my husband take a look!"

Liu Neng's heart was pounding, he only felt that his body was hot, and even his breathing became short, he reached out and grabbed Yang Chan's slender waist, pulled her into his arms, and stared at her delicate face.

Yang Chan's face was suddenly red, and she didn't know what to do, just like an ostrich in danger, she stuck her head to her chest, and her heart almost jumped out. Even if she is the Three Holy Mothers of the Heavenly Realm, she is just six gods and no master, and her heart is in turmoil.

Lingzhi's surname is a little more lively after all, and seeing that it is not enough for Liu Neng to hug Miss, he looks at himself with a pair of shining eyes. I just covered my face in fright and rushed to the bed.

Unexpectedly, I immediately heard Liu Neng's ear-warming words: "It's still the little girl of Lingzhi who is sensible and knows that some things are done in bed, so she started to prepare." ”

Lingzhi was embarrassed when she heard this, like a frightened deer, she jumped off the bed again, but was caught by Liu Neng, pulled it casually, and then a big hand stroked her buttocks.

Liu Neng gently stroked it, looking at the Lingzhi who was as soft as mud, desperately hugging his neck with both hands and barely falling to the ground, a smile on the corner of his mouth that had fulfilled his wishes. In the past, every time she touched Lingzhi, she would cause a burst of anger, but now she can finally play with it openly, and she feels that it is better to play the surname.

"Miss first!"

Lingzhi finally kept his clarity, reluctantly grabbed Liu Neng's big hand, and muttered.

"Anyway, none of you can run!" Liu Neng chuckled, let go of Lingzhi, wrapped his hands around Yang Chan, hugged her waist and feet hard, covered her lips with a big mouth, and stretched his hand into her arms at the same time.

Looking at the emotional Yang Chan, Liu Neng remembered the scene when he first saw her, and he had an idea at that time that this good cabbage must not let Liu Yanchang's pig arch. I didn't expect that to this day, I replaced her with myself, I knew it was so, but I didn't think so back then, isn't that scolding myself for being a pig?

** Slightly, its fragrance is not enough for outsiders also.

Liu Neng got what he wanted, made a big move, killed Yang Chan without leaving a piece of armor, and couldn't form an army, but he was still not satisfied, and stretched his head under the pillow on the side, and pulled the Lingzhi covering his ears over, and then asked for it, until Xiao Nizi begged for mercy, then stopped, and stroked the silky shoulders of the two with both hands, his face was cloudy, thinking about how to talk to the two of them about going on a business trip in the morning.

"Husband, what's wrong, aren't you happy?" Yang Chan opened her eyes wide, looked at the gloomy Liu Neng, and whispered softly.

"Happy, of course happy. It's just that I have one thing that I don't know how to tell you. Liu Neng stretched out his hand to pull Yang Chan, pressed against her fiery body, and whispered in her ear.

"Is it the Queen Mother's business or Sister Longji's business?" Yang Chan sighed slightly.

"Ah!" this sentence was beyond Liu Neng's expectations, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"I already knew about your!" Yang Chan opened her small mouth, bit Liu Neng's shoulder, and left two rows of tooth marks on it, before she lay back satisfied. Grabbed Liu Neng's ear with his hand and said: "Don't believe women's intuition, the Queen Mother and Sister Longji don't look at you right, although they didn't say it, but I can see at a glance that your relationship with them is definitely not simple!"

Liu Neng realized that he underestimated the jade man in his arms, she didn't say it on the surface, but she understood it better than anyone else in her heart. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Yang Chan sigh faintly: "Although the two of them are poor people, you can't eat the bowl and think about the pot." I know there are some things you don't want, but you can't get long. There are some things that I can't see or worry about, but please don't let me see them. ”

Listening to Yang Chan's muttering, Liu Neng's heart felt guilty, and once again found that he was extremely unbearable, if he had a wife like this, what more could the husband ask for, and he must not provoke other women again.

"This matter is complicated, and I can't tell you Xiao Chu now!" Liu Neng explained, and then said: "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight!"

"Are you leaving?" Yang Chan Bingxue was smart, and immediately understood the meaning behind Liu Neng's words.

"That's right!" Liu Neng nodded with a long sigh. Although Yang Chan said the secret relationship between him and the queen mother, she was only faintly aware and didn't understand what the relationship between the two was. If it is really said to Ziyang Zhenren, Li Jing will bring the heavenly soldiers to arrest people, and the news will immediately spread throughout the heavenly court, and then Yang Chan will become the laughing stock of the heavenly court. What kind of thing will she do with the surname Extraordinarily and Neigang, Liu Neng doesn't know, so he must strangle this matter in the cradle.

"Are you going to leave in the morning?"

"That's right!" Liu Neng nodded heavily: "You also know that the matter of Rulai spreading the scriptures to the east is about to begin, and Lao Jun asked me to go to the lower realm to investigate this matter." ”

Liu Neng didn't dare to tell the truth, there were too many involved in this matter, and saying it made Yang Chan worried.

"Husband, be careful!" Yang Chan thought of Liu Neng's cloudy face just now, and did not continue to ask questions understandingly.

"Yes, it's not too early!" The biggest problem was solved, and a stone in Liu Neng's heart fell to the ground, and he was about to move again: "We can have another round!"

"Go! Find your Lingzhi sister to come and go!" Yang Chan's eyes rippled in the autumn waves, and she took a sip of disgust.

"If the fat water doesn't flow into the fields of outsiders, none of you can escape!" Liu Neng laughed and hugged Yang Chan, who was flushed.

.......................................... As soon as the morning dawned, Liu Neng got up, looking at the two beautiful and infinitely beautiful bodies on the bed, and his heart was infinitely tender. The frantic scene of last night was still echoing, and the fragrance of the two lingered between his fingers, adding a lot of sorrow to his parting.

"Master Fahai, I really believe in people!" As soon as he walked out of the gate of the Pure Palace, he saw the figure of Ziyang Zhenren.

"Real people get up early enough!" Liu Neng snorted.

Ziyang Zhenren didn't seem to hear the sarcasm in Liu Neng's words, and said with a smile: "The ancestor commanded, Xiaodao didn't dare to slack off, and he just arrived." ”

"I thought you hadn't left last night and had been waiting here?" Liu Neng continued.

"The poor monk doesn't listen to people's preferences, so Master Fahai doesn't need to be a mustard. Ziyang Zhenren replied casually.

"Just listen to it!" Liu Neng's cheekiness has already been practiced, and he is not afraid of Ziyang Zhenren's ridicule: "The surname of food and color is also! ”

Ziyang Zhenren couldn't help laughing in the face of Liu Neng's blow. If there were others present, seeing him laughing so happily, he would definitely think that the two were talking happily, who knew that Liu Neng would be eager to stab this shameless one to death with a knife.

"Please, Master Fahai!" Ziyang Zhenren smiled, led forward, and led the way.

After walking like this for a while, Liu Neng saw a high platform in front of him, but this was a revisit to the old place, which was the Chopping Sendai.

"This place leads directly to the human world, and Master Fahai only needs to jump down. Ziyang Zhenren pointed.

"Got it!" Liu Neng nodded, didn't talk nonsense with him, and walked directly towards Chopping Sendai.

"Master, I have something to tell you!" Ziyang Zhenren called out in the back.

"If you have something to say, don't waste time!" Liu Neng replied angrily.

Ziyang Zhenren ignored Liu Neng's unreasonableness, and smiled like an old fox: "After Master Fahai goes to the lower realm, there will naturally be someone to guide him, and the master just needs to act according to his heart." Master Ancestor Zhizhu is in his hands, there are some things that you don't need to do deliberately, just do it naturally. ”

"Okay, I know!" Liu Neng didn't want to talk nonsense with Ziyang Zhenren, and he didn't delve into the deep meaning of his words, and stepped up to the slashing Sendai.

Stepping on Chopping Sendai again, Liu Neng was very uncomfortable. After all, it was a newlywed wife who was forced to say goodbye to him, and it was impossible to say that he had no hatred. Looking at the direction of the Qingjing Palace from afar, imagining the delicate faces of Yang Chan and Lingzhi, Liu Neng made a heavy oath in his heart: "After the poor monk goes to the lower realm, he will work hard to cultivate, and he will definitely return to heaven in the future and take back the two, even Lao Jun can't stop the poor monk's pace." ”

Then, Liu Neng walked to the railing of the slashing Sendai and jumped down.

........................................................................ In the Tushi Palace, Lao Jun stood by the window, looking in the direction of Cho Xiantai, with a smile on his face.

"Laojun, the King of Tota has arrived. At this moment, a childish voice sounded outside the door, it was the golden furnace.

"Bring him in!" the old gentleman commanded, turning his body around.

"I've seen Lao Jun!" After Li Jing entered the door, he gave a deep salute and said: "The lower official was ordered by Lao Jun to go to the Nether Realm, and he has brought back the righteous daughter Di Yong, and specially handed over the order to Lao Jun!"

"Take her to the Pure Palace and give her to the Three Holy Mother!"

"Yes! Xiaguan will do it!" Li Jing responded.

"Li Jing!"

"The lower official is here!"

Lao Jun looked at the respectful Li Jing and said with a smile: "Lao Dao knows that you are inextricably linked to Buddhism, your second son worships under the Guanyin Gate, and your third son has the Buddha to recast his body, and even the golden pagoda in your hand is also given by Rulai!"

After listening to Lao Jun's words, Li Jing was sweating, and he knelt down on top of it, with a shocked look on his face: "The father and son of the lower officials are loyal to Lao Jun, and they will never dare to do anything to sell the heavenly court." What Lingshan gave was all small favors and small favors, all because the lower official father and son were in charge of the heavenly army, and the lower official went to the Jade Emperor to return the heavenly soldiers. ”

"That's not necessary!" Lao Jun smiled gently: "I naturally believe in your loyalty, otherwise, how can you live to talk to Lao Dao!"

After saying that, Lao Jun waved his hand again: "You go! In the future, you should serve with all your heart, don't give Lao Dao a chance to kill you!"

Listening to Lao Jun's straightforward threat, Li Jing's heart was like pressing a stone, and he resigned resigned.

"Golden Furnace, come in!" Lao Jun then called again.

"I've seen Lao Jun!" Jin Lu came in when he heard the words and gave a deep salute to Lao Jun.

"Where's the green cow?"

"Ahh

"Since it has gone to the lower realm, then you and the silver furnace will also go to the lower realm tomorrow!" Lao Jun waved his hand, and a letter flew out and reached his hand.

"It's all about what you want you to do, just do what you're told. As for the magic weapon, except for the banana fan, you can choose the rest. ”

"Thank you Laojun!" "The golden furnace was overjoyed, although the heavenly court was prosperous, but it was cold, every day I saw the same scenery, all I ate was yellow essence, ginseng and other tasteless medicinal materials, and the golden furnace was already tired. A few days ago, when Qingniu sneaked into the lower realm, he was envious in his heart, but he didn't expect that it would finally be his turn at this time.

.............................. Liu Neng threw himself into a jump, only to feel that his body was shaking, and a huge hole was opened on the ground, and his body shuttled through it as if he was weightless. After drifting like this for an unknown amount of time, I saw a small village appear below. When he tried to stop, he found that his body seemed to be restrained, and he didn't listen to him at all. It just fell straight down.

The closer he got to the ground, the clearer he could see, but looking below was a huge courtyard. In the middle of the empty field, there is a big flowing water banquet, the people are boiling, lively and extraordinary, each of them is smiling, obviously doing something happy.

At this time, the people on the ground also noticed Liu Neng who was falling from the air, and they all raised their heads to the sky and let out a cry of surprise.

Looking down again, Liu Neng couldn't help but secretly complain. But seeing that his foothold was in a pigsty in the corner of the courtyard, there were several large and small white pigs in it, humming and chirping to grab food, obviously not noticing Liu Neng who was falling from the sky.

Seeing this situation, Liu Neng's heart was half cold, and he tried hard to run his true qi and maintain balance, but he didn't expect that no matter how hard he tried, he didn't feel the existence of true qi.

"Don't bother!" At this moment, the medicine bowl rattled in Liu Neng's body and laughed: "Any immortal who jumps from the Immortal Cutting Platform will be bound by the true qi in his body, and he will not be able to untie it at all. ”

"Lao Jun, you yin me!" Liu Neng couldn't help but shout. Falling from such a height, there is no true qi in the body, and this time it will have to fall into flesh, I don't know if there will be a true spirit reincarnation.

"There will be the reincarnation of the true spirit!" The medicine bowl seemed to understand Liu Neng's thoughts, and explained: "The true spirit will automatically possess the body of the nearest animal, that is to say, ......" Speaking of this, the medicine bowl smiled triumphantly.

"I'll turn into a pig!" Liu Neng looked at the group of pigs below who were grabbing food, and thought with horror in his heart.

"The child can be taught!" Yao Bo smiled even more happily.

"If you become a boar, it's easy to do! If you become a sow, it's miserable!" Between the lightning and the fire, Liu Neng still had the mind to study the problem of surnames, and seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the pigsty, he hurriedly shouted: "Uncle, you hurry up and think of a way, I don't want to become a pig!" Then Liu Neng thought sadly, why did his mouth owe it so much, he just finished saying last night that the cabbage was arched by the pig, and he was going to become a pig the next day.

"Someone's coming to save you!" said the medicine bowl giggled.

Sure enough, a strong black man rushed out of the crowd, wearing a bright red wedding robe, and he knew that he was today's groom official when he looked dressed.

The black man took three steps and made two steps, rushed to the air above the pigsty, aimed at Liu Neng's falling body, and flew out violently.

This kick made Liu Neng's eyes black, and his waist was almost broken, but he finally escaped the fate of falling into the pigsty, and the descending force turned into a horizontal force, and he flew to the side in a whirl.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and the cups and plates were in disarray. Although Liu Neng escaped the fate of falling into the pigsty, he slammed into a table full of wine and food next to him, directly crushing it.

"Good strength!"

"Of course, Zhu Ba is the number one strong man in my Gao Laozhuang!"

Liu Neng couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard the discussion around him. I didn't notice the recovery of the true qi in my body, and my eyes stared at the big black man.

"Thank you for your praise!" Zhu Ba proudly raised his fists around, and then walked to Liu Neng's side, blinked a few times with his two little eyes, and pointed to the sky: "This brother, where did you come from?"

Liu Neng straightened his waist, stood up, threw away a fat chicken covered with juice in his arms, looked at Zhu Ba and said uncertainly: "This is Gao Laozhuang?"

"That's right!" replied someone nearby.

"Are you Zhu Ganglie?" Liu Neng then asked.

"It seems that my brother really came from there, and I still remember Lao Zhu's name!" Zhu Ba patted Liu Neng's shoulder triumphantly and smiled secretly.

"Damn! I didn't expect to fall here!" Liu Neng didn't know whether to cry or laugh, who else could it be if it wasn't Zhu Bajie in front of him?

"The bride is out!" At that moment, the noisy cries of children rang out in the courtyard.

Then the two brides helped a curvy woman to come out, and the pearls were round and jade, although they were not very beautiful, but they were also seven or eight moving. Especially the small waist, walking like a willow in the wind. Coupled with that upturned little buttocks, it looks like a good cabbage.

"The poor monk is really a prophet!" Liu Neng looked at the bride who was helped out by others, where did he not know that she was Gao Cuilan, and the scene of a black and ugly fat pig working on her immediately appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly: "Another good cabbage is going to be arched by a pig!"

(To be continued)