Chapter 160 Zhu Bajie in his original form appeared on the wedding night

"Hun family, you're here!" Seeing Gao Cuilan come out, Zhu Bajie ran over, grabbed her soft little hand, and couldn't smile anymore.

"Laugh! when you cry!" Looking at Zhu Bajie's pervert-like appearance, Liu Neng's heart was cold. According to the records in Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie appeared in his original form on the wedding night, scared Gao Cuilan half to death, and then never got close again. After Zhu Bajie was helpless, he had to rely on the force to exercise the responsibility of being a husband, and drove the demon wind to make love every day. This led to Gao Laozhuang sending someone to invite someone to subdue the demon, and finally asked Tang Seng for it, so he left the good day of singing and embarked on a long journey to the west.

Gao Cuilan looked at Zhu Bajie's anxious look, she was very embarrassed, and lowered her head gently.

"Come, I'll introduce you to a good brother!" Zhu Bajie almost snorted, and suddenly remembered Liu Neng here, so he directly pulled Gao Cuilan to Liu Neng's side.

"This is ......" As soon as Zhu Bajie said this, he immediately closed his mouth, and then he thought that until now, he still didn't know the name of the monk opposite.

"Poor monk Fahai!" Liu Neng said a Buddha salute, reached into his arms, and took out the pair of jade walls given to him by the Jade Emperor, and held them in his hands: "I've seen Mrs. Sister-in-law!"

"This ...... This is too precious, I can't take it!" Although Gao Cuilan had never seen anything in the world, she also knew that what Liu Neng took out was a rare treasure, but seeing that the pair of jade was white and flawless, faintly transparent in the sunlight, she hurriedly waved her hand.

"Brother Zhu got married today, and the poor monk had nothing to repay. This little gadget is not worth much!" Liu Neng said sincerely, and then turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie used to be Marshal Tianpeng, so he naturally knew that this thing was everywhere in the heavenly court. Since this Fahai master fell from above, he must not be able to look down on this thing. Gao Cuilan liked it anyway, so she took the jade bi very generously, handed it to her and said, "This is Master Fahai's heart, you just accept it!"

Gao Cuilan saw that Liu Neng's attitude was sincere, and listened to Zhu Bajie's promise, plus she really liked this pair of transparent jade, so she bowed her head and answered, took the jade, and said softly: "Thank you Master Fahai!"

"Sister-in-law is polite, Brother Zhu and I are old friends, why should I worry about things from outside!" Liu Neng waved his hand very arrogantly.

"Hun family, you go to greet the guests first, and I'll take Master Fahai to change clothes!" Zhu Bajie then said and sent Gao Cuilan away.

Let Zhu Bajie say this, Liu Neng found that his mixed oil juice looked extremely embarrassed, but under the public in the hall, he couldn't show the spell, so he followed Zhu Bajie into the room.

"Who the hell are you, why are you here?" After entering the room, the smile on Zhu Bajie's face immediately faded, and he asked Liu Neng.

"Being able to blend in with the Journey to the West foursome is really extraordinary, Zhu Bajie is stupid on the surface, but who understands better than him in his heart?" Liu Neng secretly praised himself in his heart, and did not answer in a hurry, but instead used his true qi, put it out of his body, and washed away all the vegetable soup, rice grains and other things on his body, so that he felt much more comfortable.

When Liu Neng was tidying up, Zhu Bajie didn't bother him, and sat there honestly, acting extremely calm.

"It's true that I'm from heaven, but I'm not looking for you!" Liu Neng pointed to the sky and explained.

"I made a mistake and was demoted to the mortal world, you can't have come to me specifically. Zhu Bajie nodded and agreed with Liu Neng's statement.

"You just pretend!" Liu Nengke still remembered that when she met Yang Chan at that time, she said that Zhu Bajie was sent by the Jade Emperor, and its purpose was to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace for Sun Monkey, so he let him go to the lower realm to retaliate, but he didn't expect him to be gone, and the Jade Emperor was exposed.

"Since you're not here for me, we're not enemies. Zhu Bajie suddenly stood up and pulled Liu Neng affectionately and said.

"Of course we are not enemies, and maybe we are still friends!" Liu Neng sold a pass.

"Since you are from Heavenly Court, you can be regarded as my fellow countryman, go, drink!" Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

Don't look at Zhu Bajie's extremely rough expression on the surface, but Liu Neng could see a trace of cunning in his eyes, and couldn't help but secretly laugh and follow him to the venue.

The taste of the farmhouse wine is not very good, and the alcohol is extremely high, but it has its own flavor. Liu Nengfei is a good drinker, but relying on the abundant true qi in his body, he can dissolve the alcohol anytime and anywhere.

But it's the same when you look at Zhu Bajie, his mouth is one size bigger than Liu Neng, and he drinks better than Liu Neng. And the more he drank, the more his little eyes became brighter, looking at Gao Cuilan, who was like a butterfly wearing flowers during the banquet, he would have left Harazi, if it weren't for the fact that it was still daytime, and there were many guests, he would have been unable to hold back his lust.

"Lao Zhu, today is your great day!" Liu Neng saw that Zhu Bajie's good wine seemed to be drinking boiled water, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised, and remembered that it was recorded in the Journey to the West that after Zhu Bajie was drunk, he showed his original form on the wedding night, so he went up to persuade him: "If you drink too much and scare your sister-in-law, it won't be beautiful." ”

Hearing Liu Neng say this, Zhu Bajie turned his head and glanced at Liu Neng, obviously thinking about why Liu Neng would say this, so he held the wine bowl and said, "Fahai, can the gods get drunk?"

Without waiting for Liu Neng to answer, he first said to himself: "This wine is just a mortal wine, and it is not in the way at all." As long as the old pig doesn't want to get drunk, he won't get drunk for another year. ”

Liu Neng listened to Zhu Bajie's confident appearance, and also had doubts, he naturally knew that what Zhu Bajie said was true, because he had drunk dozens of bowls of wine so far, but nothing happened.

"Could it be that on his wedding night, there was another reason!" Liu Neng had a thought in his heart, but before he was confirmed, he was inconvenient to speak, and he no longer persuaded him, so he sat in the banquet and watched coldly.

After a while, it was dark, and the guests dispersed one after another.

Looking at Zhu Bajie's impatient appearance, Liu Neng couldn't help but smile dumbly, his performance yesterday was not much better than Zhu Bajie.

"Master Fahai, let me introduce you, this is my father-in-law, this is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Gao!" At this moment, an elderly couple came out of the village, Zhu Bajie saw the two of them, and hurriedly introduced them to Liu Neng.

"Amitabha, I've seen Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao!" Liu Neng hurriedly stood up and said a Buddha name.

"Master Fahai is my best friend, I heard that my son-in-law got married today, so I came to participate!" Zhu Bajie casually explained to the two of them the origin of Liu Neng.

"I've seen the master!" Seeing Liu Neng's dignified appearance, the senior couple thought that he was a high-ranking monk, so they hurriedly greeted him.

"The two old men are serious!" Liu Neng returned the salute.

"Father-in-law and mother-in-law, if it's too late today, I want to stay here for one night, I don't know if the second elder will agree!" Zhu Bajie politely asked the senior outside for instructions.

"Yes!" Gao Yuanwai nodded with a smile, obviously very satisfied with his son-in-law knowing such a virtuous monk.

"It's not early!" Gao Yuanwai looked up at the sky, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Zhu Bajie, after you settle Master Fahai, rest with Cuilan!"

"The customs of this place are a bit interesting, and they are different from the heavenly palace, and the bride can also show her head! It's a bit like a wedding in the future. Liu Neng thought secretly.

Gao Laozhuang is not in Dongsheng Shenzhou, located in Wusi Tibetan country, at the junction of Ganzhou in the south and Xiniuhe Prefecture, and the customs are slightly different from those of Datang. And it is common for women in the countryside to show their faces, so they don't need to be raised in the boudoir.

"Brother Zhu, the moonlight is good tonight, I want to see the night view, please take care of yourself!" Liu Neng said to Zhu Bajie, then turned his hand to the sky and looked at the crescent moon in the sky.

"Okay!" Zhu Bajie's lust is even better than that of Monk Liu, listening to Liu Neng without him, he stretched out his hand to grab Gao Cuilan's willow waist, and went directly upstairs to the new house.

"Uncle, are you there?" Seeing that the field was empty, Liu Neng sat cross-legged under an old locust tree, took off the ring given to him by Lao Jun from his finger, and called the medicine bowl while playing.

"It's coming!" Yao Bo's angry voice immediately reached Liu Neng's ears.

Liu Neng had long been accustomed to the moodiness of the medicine bowl, and he was not angry, so he held the ring in the palm of his hand and said, "Do you guess there will be a problem with this ring!"

"The things sent by Lao Jun are no problem but also problem!" replied as if to say a word.

"I guess it is!" Liu Neng smiled self-deprecatingly.

"But what? It's not like there's no solution!" Just when Liu Nenggang wanted to throw the ring away, he listened to the medicine bowl and then said again.

"Hurry up and say that you can die!" Hearing the slow and methodical answer of the medicine bowl, Liu Nengqi didn't come to the same place, and cursed fiercely.

"You only ask me if there's anything wrong with it, and I've already told you. But you didn't ask me how to solve this problem!" said Yao Bowl extremely aggrieved.

Liu Neng was speechless for a while: "Okay, how to solve this problem?"

"It's easy, let me swallow him!"

"And then?" Liu Neng waited for a long time, but didn't hear the following, so he asked.

"It's gone!"

"Damn! I'd rather feed the dogs!"

"Dogs can't eat it!" The medicine bowl replied without any sense of humor: "Such a good thing, no one can eat it except me!"

"Eat him, you can get me a knife!" Liu Neng replied angrily.

"You asked me how I solved the ring problem, not where I got the knife. These are two different questions, don't get confused. ”

Liu Neng couldn't wait to cover his ears, this old man was too poor to kill people.

"I want a knife now! I want a knife that I can use and I won't have any problems!" Liu Neng organized the words in his head, trying to make the medicine bowl unable to find faults.

"Can't do it!" replied the medicine bowl very simply.

"How could you not do it?" Liu Neng was annoyed.

"I'm just a soul!" Yao Bo explained in a panic: "The main body was shattered during the Battle of Lingshan, it is not easy for me to escape, if there is a real Buddha treasure for me to devour, maybe I can return to my original level." At that point I could just turn into a knife for you to drive, but now I really can't!"

"A real Buddha treasure!" Liu Neng asked.

"That's right, the real Buddha treasure is not the broken bell in your body! That is only a second-rate Buddha treasure at best, and even the material is not very good!"

"Sure enough, there's a problem!" Liu Neng thought of his previous speculation, and then became suspicious of his cheap master, not knowing what role he played in the whole incident.

"Ahh

Just when Liu Neng and Yao Bo were playing poorly, a woman's scream pierced the night sky.

"Something happened!"

Liu Neng was excited, jumped off the lotus bridge with his feet, stood up, and rushed directly to the two-story building where Zhu Bajie entered.

"Yokai!

I saw a white flower body rushing out of the door, it was Zhu Bajie's newlywed wife Gao Cuilan.

"Old pig, it's really not like I deliberately want to take advantage of you!"

Liu Neng's eyes were like electricity, and his night vision was like daylight, but when he looked at the other party's figure, he felt that things were not good, and between the lightning and flint, he flew away. The monk's robe outside the body was quickly untied, and it swooped out like a big bird, wrapping Gao Cuilan tightly.

"Amitabha!" Liu Neng chanted a long Buddha horn: "Where are there monsters!"

Seeing Liu Neng, Gao Cuilan's heart was a little calm, and she pointed to the house in horror: "It's there, what a big pig demon!"

"This stupid pig who is greedy for wine and lust!" Liu Neng scolded in his heart, flew up, and ran directly into the house, and sure enough, he saw a big demon with a pig's head and a human body lying on the big bed in the house, and the snoring sound was earth-shattering.

"Where are the monsters!" Liu Neng thought of a solution to the matter in a blink of an eye. Shouted loudly, pushed with both palms, and played two strong winds.

"Boom!"

There were so many explosions that the room seemed to have been ransacked by robbers, and the chairs collapsed, making a loud noise.

"Bold pig demon!" Liu Neng then screamed, went to the bedside, and slapped several mouths at Zhu Bajie, who was sleeping soundly.

"Humph!"

To Liu Neng's surprise, Zhu Bajie really slept like a dead pig, his mouth was heavy and loud, but he didn't react at all, but snorted twice.

"No, he shouldn't be asleep, but poisoned!" Just as Liu Neng was thundering, the medicine bowl spoke.

"Poisoned!" Liu Neng's brows were squeezed into a ball: "Can you solve it?"

"Of course, the deity is the honor of all medicines, and it is a small poison, so it can't be difficult for me at all!"

"Don't talk nonsense, detoxify quickly!" The medicine bowl triumphantly wanted to boast about himself, but was interrupted by Liu Neng's words.

"If you solve it, what is the murder?" muttered the medicine bowl, losing to Liu Neng with a medicinal gas.

Liu Neng only played the role of a transfer station, pointing at Zhu Bajie's eyebrows and injecting the medicinal gas.

"Fahai, you yin me!"

The medicinal power was really effective, and as soon as he was infused into Zhu Bajie's body, he immediately woke up, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Liu Neng beside the bed, and couldn't help but scold.

"Shut up!" Liu Nengdan saw Zhu Bajie's expression, and knew that there must be a reason for the matter, so he glanced at him, and then lowered his voice and said: "Sister-in-law is outside, if you don't want her to know that you are a pig, just listen to me." ”

"I'll settle accounts with you later!" Zhu Bajie scolded in a small mouth, and shook his body to return to the black and fat man.

"Good pig demon, where to escape!" After Liu Neng saw the changes in Zhu Bajie, his heart also relaxed slightly, and he broke the window with his backhand, and scolded again.

"Go under the bed and pretend to be dead! When I press your middle in a while, you will wake up again!" Liu Neng instructed Zhu Bajie before turning his head and leaving the inner room.

"How is it?" Gao Cuilan only heard the earth-shattering inside outside, Liu Neng roared again and again, and she was even more scared in her heart, but after seeing Liu Neng come out, she hurriedly asked.

"That monster has already been beaten away by me, don't be afraid of my sister-in-law!" Liu Neng comforted, then looked around and said, "Where is Brother Zhu? Why didn't you see him?"

"Isn't that pig demon Zhu Ba?" Gao Cuilan looked at Liu Neng suspiciously.

"Mrs. Sister-in-law won't be frightened and confused!" Liu Neng looked at Gao Cuilan strangely: "Although Brother Zhu's surname is Zhu, it can't be a pig demon!"

Gao Cuilan's face turned red suddenly, and she explained to Liu Neng: "As soon as I opened my eyes just now, I saw the pig demon lying on the bed, and I thought it was ......."

"Ah!" Liu Neng slapped his head heavily: "I see, no wonder my sister-in-law thinks so, let's look for it again, Brother Zhu must not let that pig demon eat it." ”

"What's the matter, daughter?" At that moment, the stairs rattled, and the tired man came up from the stairs in disheveled clothes.

"Dad!" Gao Cuilan could be regarded as seeing her relatives, tears turned a few times in her eyes, and she threw herself into Gao Yuanwai's arms.

The senior officer looked outside and swept the house, but saw that Liu Neng was only wearing a snow-white robe, while his monk's robe was draped on his daughter's body.

"This old man won't think that I have a leg with his girl!" Liu Neng felt extremely headache at that time, and he felt this grievance in his heart. In fact, this is really not to blame the senior staff, as far as the image of the two of them is concerned, everyone has to think so.

"Cuilan, what's wrong?"

A rough cry sounded outside the door, and Zhu Bajie ran in from outside with a loud shout.

"Nima! It's really a mess!" Liu Neng couldn't wait to swallow Zhu Bajie, just now he clearly asked him to lie under the bed, but he didn't expect this goods to run in from outside in a blink of an eye.

"You, how did you get in from the outside. Gao Cuilan's eyes were red, looking at Zhu Bajie who walked in, with a frightened look on her face, she quietly leaned a few steps in the direction of Liu Neng.

"I was hungry just now, so I went to the kitchen to find something to eat. As soon as I arrived at the kitchen, I heard a commotion here, and I was afraid that something would happen, so I immediately ran back. Zhu Bajie explained with an honest face.

"Eat! you know how to eat!" the senior member scolded with hatred for iron and steel, and then gave his daughter a stern look.

"Cuilan, you, why are you wearing Master Fahai's clothes?" Just when Liu Neng secretly admired Zhu Bajie's lying skills, this second goods who didn't have a long face suddenly screamed in shock.

(To be continued)