Chapter 201: The Honest Monk Is Honest
But it was said that Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige were sitting quietly in the corner of the inn eating delicious food, and they were also alertly looking at this group of people in the rivers and lakes, Ye Lige said with a smile, "Oh, the food here is really unpalatable!"
Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly smiled and said, "Of course it's not as delicious as the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the palace!
When Ye Lige heard this, he understood what Lu Xiaofeng meant, and said with a smile, "Oh, brother, how can I have the life to be a princess, it's rare that you can afford me, so you took me to this picturesque place, if it weren't for you, I might only be able to live in that land of fireworks for a lifetime!"
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "Don't worry, as long as you follow me, I will let you eat fragrant and spicy food!"
Lu Xiaofeng said, his hand was already on Ye Lige's shoulder, Ye Lige was stunned for a moment, but instantly became light, and the two began to flirt in public.
When the twenty or so characters saw that it was a pair of men and women who came out to steal fish, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, put down the weapons in their hands, and began to drink by themselves.
After three rounds of wine, five points of food, all the people in the rivers and lakes were almost full of food and drink, and when they were about to leave, suddenly, a sloppy monk popped out of the door of the store, this monk was none other than the monk who Lu Xiaofeng met in Jiangnan looking for death.
I saw the monk staggering in, kneeling in front of the people in the rivers and lakes with a "plop", and said breathlessly, "Oh, uncles, I finally found you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I lied just now, I still have ten taels of silver here!"
The people in the rivers and lakes were stunned at first, and took the sword alertly again, but when they saw that the monk respectfully held some broken silver, which was enough to be as much as four or five taels, a Jianghu man took the silver and checked it in his hand. There were really a lot, and he couldn't help but smile on his face, and said, "You monk, why didn't you take it out just now? You're too dishonest!"
As he spoke, he lifted his foot and kicked towards the monk. I saw that the monk was like a dead dog, and fell to the ground with a "plop", and when the rivers and lakes saw it, they couldn't help laughing, and they took the silver and went upstairs.
Lu Xiaofeng saw that the monk was ravaged like this, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it, and after the people in the rivers and lakes left, he didn't look at the monk. He said, "Hey, monk, why are you sitting on the ground, you have given all the money to others, where is the money for drinking? Why don't you come and drink two cups with Uncle Ben?"
The honest monk obviously recognized Lu Xiaofeng, and awkwardly wiped a pair of big black hands on his body, and said with a smile. "Don't tell me, I'm a little hungry!"
said. Sitting on the table unceremoniously, Ye Lige had never seen this sloppy monk before, and couldn't help leaning towards Lu Xiaofeng, for fear that the filth on this sloppy monk would stain his white clothes.
The monk sat down at the table, unceremoniously snatched the wine jug from Lu Xiaofeng's hand, and ate the meat. Taking a big sip of wine, Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige couldn't help but feel funny from the bottom of their hearts when they saw him gobbling up.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but say, "You gave the silver to others for nothing, but you were hungry." Yours is yours!"
The monk's mouth was stuffed with food, he picked up the wine jug, and finally forced a mouthful of things down, and then answered Lu Xiaofeng's question and said, " Do you know, a few days ago, I was with a group of merchants, passing through Dunhuang, and met these heroes of the rivers and lakes, they asked everyone to take out money, and then let us go, these merchants all handed over things, I stole five silver, who knew that after these heroes left, the merchants began to complain, they said, I brought them bad luck, and they all said that it was because of my broom star that they met the robbers. I think so, the monks shouldn't be panicking, how can I secretly hide the silver? As for the fact that I didn't eat, drink, day or night, I finally found this hero here, no, I gave all the hidden silver to this hero!"
When Ye Lige heard this, he couldn't help laughing, leaning back and forth with a smile, and said while laughing, "I really didn't expect that there is such a stupid thing in the world, this group of people is obviously here to rob you, you really obediently sent the silver, I really didn't expect that there are such fools in the world, which can be called the first in the world!"
When the monk heard this, he was stunned, and couldn't help crying, Lu Xiaofeng saw him so sad, and couldn't help asking, "Hey, monk, why are you crying for a while and laughing for a while, are you making a mistake?"
The monk sobbed, barely stopped crying, and said, " The two of you don't know, I and my compatriot brother, since childhood, dependence on each other, at that time the villagers called us big fools, little fools, my brothers vowed to be the first fool in the world, every time my brother did better than me, once, we asked for a bowl of rice from the street, it was the dog rice of the rich man's house, the rich man said, as long as our brothers ate the bowl of rice, he gave us ten taels of silver, he asked me to eat first, I said that only fools eat dog rice, the eldest brother listened, took the rice bowl and began to eat, suddenly he also found that there was shredded meat, he shouted excitedly, I chased to grab the rice, he started to run, just don't let me be a fool!”
Ye Lige listened, smiled even more happily, and said, "I really didn't expect that your brothers really grabbed the dog to eat, it's so cute, it's so funny!"
Lu Xiaofeng grew up in the countryside, and he has seen those rich people who are not benevolent, and he has also seen many people begging along the street like monks, and he did not laugh at the monks, and continued to ask, "Did the rich man give the silver later?"
The monk sobbed and said, "Give me a big ingot of silver, but he said that he would only give it to my eldest brother, and that if I didn't eat, he wouldn't give it to me, and I would ask the rich man to give me another bowl of the same rice, but he said no! I cried sadly, and when my eldest brother saw me crying, he was anxious, and threw the silver in his hand to the rich man, and the silver hit the rich man's head......
Behind the story, it is always sad and uncomfortable, Lu Xiaofeng said, "The rich man of the land will beat you two brothers?"
When the monk heard this, he stood up and shouted, "How do you know? Were you there? Did you beat us?"
Seeing that he was so impulsive, Ye Lige hurriedly said, "You stupid monk, this is very simple, your eldest brother smashed the rich man with silver, of course, he only had to be beaten! You don't want to think about how old he is, how can he know about what happened when you were a child?"
When the monk heard this, he sat down, and Lu Xiaofeng continued to ask, "What about your eldest brother, where is he now?"
The monk took a sip of wine and said, looking at him, he wanted to drink the wine in the jug in one sip, and then said, "After being beaten by the rich man, we returned to the temple, and my eldest brother never stood up from now, and soon stopped talking, and no longer competed with me for the first fool in the world!"
I never thought that this stupid monk would have experienced such a tragic thing, happy people are all similar, and unfortunate people have their own misfortunes! But I don't know what this honest monk is here in Dunhuang, what is the so-called thing? If you want to know what will happen next, please see the next breakdown! (To be continued.) )