Chapter 202: Lu Xiaofeng retaliates with a tooth for a tooth
But he said that the honest monk drank enough wine, ate a full meal, and left in a hurry, Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige called the shopkeeper and asked, "Dare to ask the second brother, how to go to the fire gate?"
The shopkeeper touched his round head, his eyes closed slightly, and said hesitantly, "This...... It seems to ......"
Lu Xiaofeng deserves to be Lu Xiaofeng, he saw through the mind of the shopkeeper at a glance, took out a silver ingot from his arms, and said, "Silver, silver, I don't know who your surname is?
When the shopkeeper saw the silver, his eyes narrowed, and he hurriedly said, "Guest officer, Huomen is haunted in the Dunhuang area, and no one knows the specific location, but fortunately I know, this ......"
Lu Xiaofeng understood that the blind man saw that the money was open, and the shopkeeper was making a fool of himself, so he didn't just ask for directions, he actually had to collect the cashier, Lu Xiaofeng smiled and threw the silver in his hand to the shopkeeper, and said, "Thank you little brother, please give me more advice!"
The shopkeeper took the silver, put it in his hand, and said with a smile, "The fire gate is actually not far, starting from here, it is about two hours away, starting from here, going west, seeing the second intersection, and then turning right, walking all the way to the fire gate, but on this way, there is no inn, hurry to the road as soon as possible, if the trip is delayed, at night, it will be troublesome before the fire gate, this desert area, bandits are rampant, there are many beasts, if the guest officer really wants to go, please be early tomorrow!"
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "The little second brother is worthy of being the head snake here, and he knows this area well. ”
Everyone likes to listen to praise, and when the shopkeeper heard Lu Xiaofeng's praise, he couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows. Said. "That's not what the guest officer said. Don't talk about asking for directions, it's the ants that pass by, I know both male and female!"
One of his big jokes made Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige laugh.
Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige finished eating, went upstairs, and there was nothing to do all night, and there was nothing to say, early the next morning. As soon as the sky was bright, Lu Xiaofeng had already gone downstairs, Ye Lige had not yet gone downstairs, Lu Xiaofeng took a cup of tea and looked at the store's signboard, looked at it again and again, shook his head again and again, the shopkeeper saw him behaving so abnormally, stepped forward and asked, "Isn't the guest officer going to Huomen? Why are you still shaking your head here?"
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the shopkeeper and looked down from above. From the bottom to the top, he shook his head again and again. The second monk of the shopkeeper was confused, looked at himself in astonishment, found nothing, and asked, "What's wrong with the guest officer today? Why do you look so small?"
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "Has the little second brother ever read?"
Shopkeeper shook his head, in this desolate place, where did he have a book to read? Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and continued, "No wonder your business is only a few months a year, look at your signboard, Xiagui?"
The shopkeeper's eyes widened and he said, "Yes, I spent a full ten taels of silver to ask Mr. Teacher to write it?"
Lu Xiaofeng asked, "Do you have a good relationship with that teacher?"
The shopkeeper shook his head and said, "The relationship is not very good, he is a poor teacher, he thinks of himself as high, and no one has a good relationship with him!"
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "That's right, look at the 'Xia' he wrote for you, people will leave when they see it, how good can your business be?"
At this time, Ye Lige had already gone downstairs, listening to them there, and couldn't help laughing secretly, she understood that Lu Xiaofeng was playing tricks on people again.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he hurriedly brought a stool, respectfully invited Lu Xiaofeng to sit down, and said, "I see that the guest officer is a literate person, you sit down first, you haven't eaten breakfast yet, I'll get it, you can help me see how to change this word in a while!"
The shopkeeper said, happily running to get food, Ye Lige looked at it, and whispered to Lu Xiaofeng, "What are you doing here?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and whispered, "I said, who is my silver surname, only I know, he is unkind, and I can't blame me for not being ......."
While the two were talking, the shopkeeper had already brought out the hot beef and mutton from the back hall, and also brought a good daughter Honglai from the altar, and said respectfully, "Official, please use it slowly!"
From the guest officer to the official, this is not a small word difference, the guest officer is the name of the store to the general guest, the official is the store's honorific title, there is a "official" called, must be a person with status, status!
When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, he couldn't help but smile and said, "I don't have any money to pay you today, I gave you all yesterday!"
The shopkeeper hurriedly stepped forward to pour the wine, and said with a smile, "Where is the official, this is the small filial piety to you, although you eat and drink well, the small one will not take a penny!"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Then I'm welcome?"
Where is he polite, one hand has already picked up the wine glass, and the shopkeeper saw Lu Xiaofeng start to drink, and couldn't help but say more happily, "It's a small blessing for the official to be able to go to the small shop, and I also ask the official to help me change the name of my store!"
I saw Lu Xiaofeng unhurriedly picked up the wine, smiled evilly, and said, "This young lady, you should know, I am a poor teacher, that day in Cuihualou, I just helped the store write a few words, this girl belongs to me, you see I helped you change the signboard, you don't have a girl here!"
Ye Lige couldn't cry or laugh, since it was Lu Xiaofeng who said it, of course she couldn't expose him to his face, let him say whatever he said, and let him go.
The shopkeeper is embarrassed now, he really doesn't have a girl here, even he wants to have a girl to take care of this small shop with him now, he thinks about it, his eyes can't help but turn his bones, he wants to reach out into his arms, and retracts again, stretches out his hand again, retracts again, and finally, he finally musters up the courage, takes out a handful of broken silver from his arms, and says tremblingly, "Official, look...... I'm a small business......
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the shopkeeper and said, "Do you see that I am a person who uses broken silver? Didn't I give you two ingots of silver when I came to your store yesterday?" As soon as he entered the store, he stayed in the store to eat, and asked for directions, thanks to his good memory.
The shopkeeper thought about it again and again, his eyes turned and turned, and finally dragged his very reluctant steps, walked to the counter, solemnly and carefully took out the key, gently opened the drawer of the counter, took out the two ingots of white silver, walked forward respectfully, and put it in front of Lu Xiaofeng tremblingly.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at it contemptuously and said, "Okay, since that's the case, I can only suffer a loss, you go and prepare a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, even if I do something good, I will change the signboard for you!"
As soon as the shopkeeper heard this, he ran to prepare like a busy wind! Ye Lige glanced at Lu Xiaofeng and said softly, "I really didn't expect you to be so bad!"
Lu Xiaofeng picked up the wine glass and said with a click, "If I'm not bad, what woman will love?"
Ye Lige hated him fiercely and said, "Who will love you for a despicable and shameless person like you? Even if they love you, they just love your money!"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Will I have money?"
When Ye Lige heard this, he couldn't help but ask seriously, "By the way, you are idle all day long, where do you get the money?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled, in fact, except for Meng Xiaoyun in the capital who gave him a lot of money in order to thank him, the rest was to go to the casino to find money. He said, "Of course I have my own way! It's all volunteered by others! Like him!"
Just as the two of them were talking and laughing, the shopkeeper came over and said respectfully, "Official, I've got you covered!"
Lu Xiaofeng took the pen and ink, thought for a moment, waved his hand and wrote, but I don't know what he wrote, if you want to know what will happen next, please see the next breakdown! )