My life is like eating a rotten apple, never knowing if there is a worm or half a worm in it.

I'm unlucky, really, really unlucky!

That night, I went for a walk in the park in the city as usual. As I passed by a dark and hidden corner, a dirty old man smiled and beckoned to me.

"Little friend, you have a peach blossom robbery today. Come, come over and let me do the math for you, uncle. ”

What a bad way to attract customers!

When the old man laughed, he showed a few yellowed teeth, and he wanted to be more perverted and obscene~ Cheap and obscene, as perverted and obscene~ Cheap and obscene, anyway, it makes people feel that they will get pregnant if they are looked at by him, and there is no limit to the men and women who are watched.

At that time, I didn't know what evil I had fallen into, and I was going to ignore him and leave directly, but after hearing him say that I had a peach blossom tribulation, I stopped walking abruptly.

You know, I'm twenty years old this year, and I don't know a few girls. It doesn't matter if it's peach blossom luck or peach blossom robbery, it's just peach blossoms......

I came to him and squatted down, and he sat on a pony with a cloth in front of him, on which were painted gossip diagrams and words like "fortune telling, feng shui, palmistry, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids ......".

"You calculate the name of the object of my peach blossom robbery, whether the drift is beautiful, how much money you have, when you were born, and if you miscalculate, you won't give money. ”

I'm just trying to have fun with the old god stick. As for that peach blossom tribulation, it doesn't hurt to hear about it. Brother, I was the leader of the Young Pioneers back then, I only believed in science, and occasionally dreamed about it, but I was never superstitious.

As a result, the facts later showed that it was not me who was amusing the old god stick, but the old god stick who was amusing me.

The old man waved his hand and said disdainfully: "I'll tell you this big thing later, and I'll ask you ......."

Look, this is the god stick, it's the Tai Chi master, and if you don't know, you just say, "I'll tell you...... later" Also, how did my future happiness become a big thing?

"Are you a girl?!"

A sonorous and powerful sentence, accompanied by thunder and tremors, hit my soul, morality, and ethics hard...... From then on I deeply believed in the old man's superhuman abilities, and fell down under his horse.

I looked at the old man in amazement and asked, "Master, how do you know?"

"These small skills are not worth mentioning, they are not worth mentioning......"

When he had satisfied his vanity, he asked me mysteriously, "Little friend, do you want to know the secret of your background?"

I exclaimed, "Could it be that I am Li Jiacheng's illegitimate son?!"

The old god didn't answer, he reached out and made a gesture that most humans in the world understood.

Humiliated and somewhat expectant, I handed over ten dollars in his hand.

The old man glanced at the ten dollars in his hand, looked away, and shook his head slowly.

I put another five dollars in his hand.

The old man sighed and looked up at the sky.

Finally, I put a coin in his hand.

The old man put the sixteen yuan in his pocket, and said in a very unscrupulous tone: "Little friend, you are so insincere." ”

"I still have a black and white phone, do you want it?"

The old man didn't believe it at first, but I took out a black and white screen, with a long palm, the skin has been worn off, and there is also a retractable antenna, and no one picked up the phone on the street.

"Keep it for yourself, uncle, I can't afford to lose this face. ”

The old man finally believed me.

In fact, this mobile phone is also a Motorola brand, but it is only a mobile phone from the 90s.

The two of us were sitting on the front of the box, he was sitting on the Maza, and I was sitting on the grass, and the atmosphere was very serious.

As soon as the old man opened his mouth, he said, "Do you believe that there are monsters in this world?"

“...... I believe in Marx. ”

As a result, the old man told me mysteriously: "You were the king of monsters in your previous life, and you were the snake demon Jizhi!"

“............”

"Your demonic power reaches the sky, commanding millions of monsters, dominating the world, beating the cultivators to the hearts of the people, and becoming famous!"

“............”

I thought this old man really had two times, but it turned out that he still told me some strange things to deceive my feelings. In order not to say that I am the reincarnation of Xiang Yu, Zhao Zilong was reborn in modern times, but to say that I am a monster?

However, this story is also quite suitable for some fantasy lovers, but I am more mature and like to wear the kind of underwear outside!

"Old man, will you surprise me? I gave you all my possessions!"

The old man suddenly slapped his thigh, took my hand excitedly and said, "Actually, you are Li Jiacheng's illegitimate son, I am Li Jiacheng's father, and you are my grandson!"

I immediately wept bitterly and hugged the old man and shouted, "Grandpa! You have made it so hard for me to find it! Is Li Jiacheng dead? How much property will I get?"

"Good grandson, the Li Jiacheng I am talking about is a homeless man who was taken away by the chengguan yesterday...... Wow, yes!"

I put my arm around the old man's neck and made him breathless.

"You bastard old god, I'm a fool to play it, right!"

"It's just a mouthful, spare your life!"

I was afraid that I would kill the old man, so I threw him on the ground when I saw that he was almost hanging. He lay on the ground and breathed heavily, and I tried to snatch my sixteen dollars from his pocket, but the old man held on to them and refused to give them back to me.

In desperation, I looked around, the meadow was very private, and no one came here except me and the old man.

I kicked the old man a few times unceremoniously, but the old man desperately clutched his pockets as if he wanted to be robbed of his innocence, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it back.

"Uncle, don't you want your life for sixteen yuan?"

"No one will want to take back the money that comes to me, unless I die!"

...... This old man is a man.

In desperation, I gave up the sixteen pieces to leave the plague god, but the old man grabbed the corner of my trouser desperately.

"Let go, or I'll press your face to the ground and let you taste what grass tastes like!"

"Why don't you believe what I say...... I mean you're the Demon King. ”

"If I believe your nonsense, then I should really get treatment!"

Seeing my determination to go, the old man patted his dusty clothes and sat back on the horse, looking like a dead pig not afraid of hot water, and said, "Okay, you can go." I know that your sister is in her third year of high school at Jade Bird Middle School, and her name is Mu Xiaxue, so I went over and told her that her brother was actually a sister control. ”

I paused and looked back warily.

"How do you know so well?"

"Murderous!"

The old man immediately pretended to be a grandson and said to me, "Isn't this calculated...... Don't, don't fight, oops, oops...... It's not as complicated as you think, I'm not a kidnapper, and I definitely didn't do anything illegal. ”

In fact, he is doing illegal things now, and fortune-telling or anything is not allowed in the country.

After his explanation, I became even more skeptical.

Finally, I made a phone call to my sister and made sure that she was studying late at school and not being kidnapped by some premeditated organization, and then crouched down again and said to the old man, "Well, what else do you have to tell me? I'm going back to see the stars in a hurry." ”

"Oh, that TV series, I hate the pretending actor in it the most...... Eh, don't go. Let's just say that you are the demon king, three thousand years ago, cultivators began to eliminate the existence of monsters. For the sake of the future of the monsters, you led thousands of monsters against the cultivators, and in the end you were beaten and hung up by the cultivators. In this life, you will be reincarnated as you are now, that is, a human being. ”

"But the problem is that the most important strength you had as a demon king in your previous life was your immortal eyes, called the Millennium Demon Pupil. It can carry most of your demonic power from the previous life to the next. Your eyes are still asleep since you were reincarnated, but you're about to wake up lately, and they're probably starting to loosen up a little this morning. Now I can see that you have a lot of demonic aura emanating from you, and if I'm not mistaken, you'll be awakened for the first time tonight morning. ”

I stood up and said to the old man, "The story is interesting and fascinating. That means I'm going to be the best master of the world, right? I'm sorry, I'm really going home to see the stars. ”

"Hehe, I thought you might be able to save the miserable fate of the youkai again, so I was going to save your life. Tell you, the monster was defeated by the cultivators back then, which means that now the monsters will be captured by the cultivators everywhere. You already have a lot of demonic energy leaking out of your body now, and if it comes to the early hours of tonight, your thousand-year-old demon pupil will definitely be demonic after awakening. At that time, at least in this Aoki City, all the cultivators will gather to destroy you, and you can't hide if you want to, and I don't think you'll use the thousand-year-old demon pupil as soon as you wake up. ”

Why is this old man so bored, will anyone believe these stories?

"I'm done, I'm leaving, I'm really leaving, don't meet in the future. ”

However, the old man changed his smiling face and stared into my eyes seriously and with mixed feelings. For a moment, I even felt my soul shake.

"In the previous life, I could not fulfill the king's wishes, but in this life, I seek to be as quiet as water. Himeji-sama, you can't get rid of this responsibility. Saving the monster is your eternal task, even if you die, the thousand-year-old demon pupil will find you and continue what you didn't finish in your previous life. ”

To tell the truth, the tone and demeanor of this old man's speech are very similar to the real thing. But if I really believe his nonsense, then I'm really dumbfounded.

After a short period of distraction, I patted the old god stick on the shoulder and said, "Old man, I advise you to blow water with other old god sticks and learn more, so don't come out and mix with this little bit of Taoism." Or pick up some garbage and do some work, and go home early to find the old woman to sleep. In short, stop poisoning the flowers of the Motherland all day long...... In fact, I am also a flower of the motherland, hehehehe. ”

But the old man ignored me, and glanced behind me. As if aiming at something, the old man giggled strangely obscenely, and the laughter made my heart numb and my whole body pimpled.

"Now it's time to tell you about your Peach Blossom Tribulation. Her name is Lu Qi, she is very beautiful, and even my grandfather has to be praised when I see it. Qian, poorer than you, born on February 2, 1996, eighteen this year, two years younger than you, is a cultivator. ”

The old man was so sure that I said to him in disbelief, "Fart cultivator, what about her now?"

The old man pointed behind me and said, "Right behind you." ”

I subconsciously looked behind me and saw that there was really a girl with cold eyes standing there. Before I could see her clearly, I felt a strong sense of crisis.

A sharp weapon reflected white light, and stabbed at me without hitting, vowing to take my life.

"Die!"